how are you gentlemen


Playing hard to get when your crush asks if you want to take a photo with him is a surefire way to get him to pay attention to you.

Isn’t it funny how Snowbats can make as many pointless pathetic lists tallying shit that Cisco, Joe even fake!Wells have done for Barry a billion times.

But it will never change the fact:

BARTHOLOMEW HENRY ALLEN ladies and gentlemen!

Don’t you just love how Iris is Barry’s everything? How he loved her before he even knew what the word love meant? How the sound of her voice will always bring him home, how she’s the last thing he wants to see before he goes to bed and the first thing when he wakes up? How their love escapes definition, how MAN that cannot be science?

Don’t you just love endgame?

“See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me and no one knows, how far it goes if the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me one day I’ll know, if I go there’s just no telling how far I’ll go.”

Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you my fan art of “Moana of Motunui” days and hours of hard work, but it was worth it in the end. Hope you like and I hope it filled your expectations.


  • Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more.
  • Men were deceivers ever.
  • How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?
  • He hath done good service in these wars.
  • And a good soldier to a lady: but what is he to a lord?
  • A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with all honourable virtues.
  • He hath every month a new sworn brother.
  • He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the next block.
  • I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.
  • If he were [in my books] I would burn my library.
  • Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me.
  • I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
  • I do love nothing in the world so well as you - is not that strange?
  • Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
  • He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.
  • When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
  • For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?
  • There was a star danced, and under that was I born.  
  • I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.
  • Why, what’s the matter, that you have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?
  • Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.
  • Peace; I will stop your mouth.
  • What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?
  • I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.
  • When you depart from me sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave.
  • Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner.
  • I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes.
  • How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!
  • Speak low, if you speak love.
  • Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.

So- funny story.

I posted this file last night. Then erased the file. Then posted an earlier version of the file. Then erased that. Then reposted the original version again.

Actually that’s probably not particularly funny.

Anyway, due to my weird insecurity issues the original link to this file on my original post may not work so I’m reposting and retagging here. Thanks for bringing it to my attention @minddiver!

Original description:

“This is in response to a challenge by @cajunhypnoslut to post a fractionation amnesia file and a sub-challenge by @sex-obsessed-lesbian to try some interesting amnesia ideas in a recording for the general public. (Look here for context.) Thanks to @sex-obsessed-lesbian, @sebsteerpike, @spiralturquoise, and @banana-pie-gaige for the ideas I’ve shamelessly stolen here and @spiralturquoise, @daja-the-hypnokitten, and @justsomedudeandhisthoughts for the beta.

This again is really experimental- please let me know how it goes for you. Apologies about any muffled sound.

Ladies and gentlemen, a tapdance.

ETA: Oh hells this sound is muddy. Apologies and earphones- I will try and get a new mic soon.”

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Dimensions and Timelines - The Personal Timeline

Let’s talk about timelines. At least in the context of a story, especially roleplay.

This is you.

Actually it’s not you, this is Stabby Knife Man. He enjoys the refreshing sound of a pringles can exploding.

And this is his timeline. Note the dashed and wiggly nature of it.

Now, Stabby LooseKnives over here exists on this timeline. Every moment that Stabs will experience or has ever experienced exists on this line, whether or not we know what those events are. And in fact, we don’t know what those events are. This is uncertainty.

Is Stabby going to stab that guy? Or this one?

Until we observe him in a certain place at a certain time, we can’t know. It’s all this loose ‘stuff’ on the timeline, filled with points in time just like these, rife with questions - Where is Stabs? Who is he stabbing? And with how many knives? In fact, the Timeline is more unknown than it is known.

This is a good thing! Otherwise, we would have to specify every bathroom break, lunch hour, and morning jog that Stabby goes on. Instead, we can say that all of these things happen off-screen and not worry about them - they don’t matter until we observe them! They’re simply uncertain

Until, that is, Stabs decides to get busy stabbing and we get to read all about it. Now, we are certain that Mr. Knife Man has stabbed someone. This action exists for certain upon his timeline. The things that we know Stabby has done show up on his timeline (in red, coming from him). Like many events, we may not know exactly when, but we know that an event has occurred with certain results - murder and payout, for instance.

But what’s the black line, you ask? And why does it add points to Stabby’s timeline?

That is the Setting. It has its own Timeline and its own rules!

Stabby lives somewhere. Let’s call it Magic Earth. He shares this setting with other characters who also live on Magic Earth.

On Magic Earth, we know that certain events have occurred. For instance, the creation of a global institute of conflict. Perhaps a ‘Cataclysmic’ event that results in the destruction of this institute. Whatever these events may be, they are the setting in which Stabby lives.

More importantly, Stabby is probably a part of the setting himself. Although it is not strictly necessary, many people who write about Stabby Knife Man, the best assassin in all of Skull Fortress, will take cues from the setting. If they do not diverge from the events of the setting, then anyone who interacts with Stabby Knife Man can assume a few things about him.

The setting might dictate that Stabby grew up an orphan, was adopted by a family of assassins, and later on grew up to become one of the best stabbers that ever stabbed. This outlines and informs Stabby’s timeline, adding key events onto Stabby’s personal timeline.

However, Stabby may be divergent and may ignore some or all of the setting. Then, his timeline is separate to the Setting - assuming anything of Stabs wouldn’t be possible. Not Stabby’s name, gender, or profession. We only know that he lives in the Setting.

Every portrayal of Mr. Man (Knife is his middle name) may also offer up unique and new ideas of the events on Stabby’s timeline, the general behavior and expectations. An individual may theorize Stabby is originally from an island continent - and thus his Stabby is. (Some may recognize this as a headcanon.)

But what if the Setting is different?

You’re expecting Stabby to live on Magic Earth, but perhaps he actually lives on Mars? Or perhaps in a version of Magic Earth where there was simply no institute of conflict? 

Each difference in Setting creates a unique Timeline. We often refer to these as AUs (Alternate Universe) or as different ‘Verses’. A universe where Stabby is never orphaned is certainly a different Setting than one where he is an orphan, and both of these are different than a universe where Stabby lives on a spaceship or goes to high school!

Because the Stabby from a ‘Modern Universe’ cannot exist in the ‘Space Universe’, there is a different Stabby for each universe! They all exist in their own timeline and never interact with each other.

Should a character’s story end, the Timeline ends as well. That timeline is over. The universe contained within must end, but the Setting remains unaffected.

This is how a timeline can work. Of course, a world is not made of only one person! Interacting with others will be covered in a future installment.

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  • INFJ: is enjoying their relationship with someone
  • NI: they're gonna leave you
  • FE: no they won't omg??
  • TI: not to be an ass but here's the evidence
  • SE: yeah look at all this evidence lmao
  • FE: can't we just enjoy being with them for now?? :((
  • NI: no it's gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave
  • FE: :(((
  • TI: what do we do chief
  • NI: put up the defenses
  • FE: D';
  • NI: let's cut em off before they cut US off
  • TI: brilliant!!! how DO you do it???
  • NI: just doin my job gentlemen
  • FE: D'''''';
  • SE: lmao
Pisces & Gemini
  • Gemini, walking w/ her friends, laughing:
  • Pisces, comes in between them & leans his head on Gemini's head, sighs:
  • Gemini, scrunches nose, laughs as she pats his cheek: Whaaaaat..., your so clingy. You could at least say hi to my friends
  • Pisces, pouts a little:
  • Pisces, in a 'gentleman from the late 1800's ' accent: Why hello there gentlemen and how do you do to you ma'dams. Please excuse my rudeness as of where I was simply stating my place rightfully near my lady. I do respect her dearest privacy and independence but it would seem to appear that one good fellow here seemed to have forgotten that Gemini is currently in relations with me. I do not own her, since I have, in the words of Beyoncé, 'put a ring on it', but I have invested countless hours of being a decent human being just for her and I would not like for all that effort to go to waste.
  • Pisces, glances at the fellow: Now please sir, back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
  • Gemini, smiles: And this is why I like him so much
Post Ep Ponderings January 17

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you control someone without them full realizing they’re being controlled. Goddamn I hate Pierce. He is making for an interesting villain though. It’s going to be rough watching Rhona go through all this. I wonder if they’ll take it the emotionally abusive route? You know, like he slowly and systematically cuts her off from all her friends. That part at least has already started. She’ll just stop going out with the girls period because it upsets him and she doesn’t want him upset. He needs her, and blah, blah, blah. After awhile, she’ll start remembering that this isn’t normal, that it wasn’t always like that and she’ll try to go somewhere fun without him and he’ll fly off the handle, make her feel SO guilty for ever wanting to do something without him. She may then try to take him out with her, but he’ll hate it, suck all the fun out of the room, and find a way to make her feel bad so they leave early. Friends will notice, but not be sure how to or if they should help and she’ll deny it all, defend him until the day she cracks. Let’s put it this way, with as dark as soaps can go, don’t be surprised if Rhona ends up killing Pierce in self defence.

Chas is such a great mom. It may have taken awhile, but she’s the best now. I love how she can see what’s going on with Aaron and I loved how she approached Rob with it. She was very firm and Chas-like, but it wasn’t suspicious or really accusatory. She knows at least some of what Aaron’s thinking, or at least that he’s got some doubts, however I also think she knows that Robert isn’t really doing anything wrong, she just knows her son and what he needs, and that, at least in part, is some reassurance from his fiancé. Unfortunately, there’s so many more complexities to this, as there always is with Aaron. He really needs to sit down and have a full, real conversation with Robert. Like the one in the woods on SSW, but really hash it out. I hope we get to see that. I worry that the producers might think it’s too slow, but I’d bet the fandom would disagree.

I want to know more about Kasim’s family. I wonder if they’ll be on the show, I wonder how far his father might take things. I wonder how the show will handle this and I’m excited to see it.

Have I mentioned how much I love Nicola? She is one of the strongest women on tv, not just in Emmerdale. I cannot wait to see what she’s got up her sleeve. I typically couldn’t care less about Rakesh, but I think it might be a lot of fun watching Nicola take him down.