how am i gonna like real guys

ceruleancheeseck  asked:

Could you do a how to with hands? I love the way yours come out.

Ok ok I’ve already told some people several times that I am really really really bad at explaining stuff (and it gets harder in english) BUT I’m gonna try this time real quick because hands are important.

Alright now there’s one thing I do when I am sketching hands which is this lil’ geometric fella:

This guy represents the palm of your hand or a closed fist. Now you have to  add more squares on top of it to make fingers, like this:

We got ourselves a tourkey, remember, the middle finger is always the big one and the ring finger is the same size as the index finger,and we all know pinky is the smol one.

now all you have to do is erase some parts and add more details

“but tals that’s a boring 2D hand I want something more dynamic.”

Now that’s where things get complicated because from this step foward you have to know a bit about perspective and bend the first geometric figure

Also I have no idea to explain how the hell do I draw those fingers because they come out natually now.

YOI suprises: Victor watches Yuuri’s Stammi vicino

Because I’ve been asked to do more posts like this one, here’s another one of the moments that most surprised me about YOI. I’m pretty sure a lot of posts have been done about this particular one already, but anyway here’s my take.

As a premise you need to know that I started watching YOI after episode 7 aired, and that I was “spoiled” (the best kind of spoiled) for the kiss. So basically, when I sat down to watch episode 1, I already knew it wasn’t going to be queerbaiting, I knew they would be a couple or at the very least kiss (I didn’t know how or the context for anything other than there was gonna be a kiss).

Even knowing all that, when I reached this part, where Victor first sees the video of Yuuri skating his Stammi vicino program:

I was pretty sure that Drama™ would ensue from Victor’s part in the form of How dare this guy skate my program, does he think he can ever be as awesome as I am?

Hell, look at his expression.

To be fair, I think this is an example where the creators consciously baited us into thinking something like that would happen. That Victor would throw a fit and make Yuuri his rival (and let’s be real, a lot of people were still sure of the evil!Victor theory up until episode 10 or something lmao).

Up until this next frame, I thought Wow Victor is mad, he’s gonna throw a metaphorical glove at Yuuri and challenge him. How mad he must be if he went all the way to Japan to do it!

Only thinking back we understand his expression for what is it: worry, sadness. This is after all a young man who has just left everything behind for something unknown. If he screws this up he could be left with nothing. No cute Japanese boy who’s stolen his heart, possibly no Yakov to take him back, maybe even no more skating, not at the same level he’s always skated anyway.

However, it’s easy for first time viewers to mistake Victor’s expression for anger because of our own bias. 

So when this happened

And later this 

and then everything else that happened in the whole series, I was so surprised. No rivalry? No I hate you how dare you skate my own program? Just two dorks being dorks together and falling in love? Wow, amazing!


I decided to make this a little series because I realized I have a few more moments like this that I want to talk about, so I’ll tag all the posts as yoisurprises so you can easily keep track of them. Also, you can add your own moments to the tag!

Guys I don’t fucking have WORDS for thiS FUCKING SCENE EXCEPT THAT IT WAS SUCH A FUCKING SCENE.

LIKE SHE CAUGHT ON IMMEDIATELY?? BUT LIKE SHE’S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL?

INSTEAD SHE’S LIKE OOOH WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU DORK? IS IT A SURPRISE PARTY? DID YOU BUY ME ICE CREAM?

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FACE. THIS FACE TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES COMPLETELY. WITH THE EYEBROW ARCHING AND THE SMILE-Y SMILING LIKE SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH AND SHE TRUSTS HIM SO MUCH THAT EVEN THOUGH HER SUPER POWER IS FLASHING, SHE’S LIKE AHHH HE’S BEING A DORK

AND LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE IS THIS ASSHOLE. WHO RESPECTS HER SUPERPOWER SO MUCH THAT HE INSTANTLY DROPS THE ACT.

EMMA FUCKING SWAN TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES SO MUCH YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

AND THE SECOND HE GETS SERIOUS, LOOK AT HER FACE. JUST CONCERNNNNNN

AND HIS FUCKING SWALLOW. THE YOU WERE GONNA DIE EMMA.

THAT SHIT IS SO REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SHE KNOWS IT AND HE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT HER AND THAT FUCKING SWALLOW HE DOES.

MAKE A MILLION GIFS OF THIS MOMENT WHERE KILLIAN JONES TELLS EMMA SWAN HE WAS SO AFRAID THAT HE WAS GONNA LOSE HER THAT HE NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT, THAT HE NEEDED TO SHARE HIS FEELINGS LIKE

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE THOUGHTS LIKE HE’S TELLING EMMA HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO HIM AND HOW HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HER AS MUCH AS HE CAN BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND DAVID STILL SEEMS TO THINK HE’S A PIRATE AND I CANNOT DEAL

THIS. FUCKING. FACE. *SLAMS DESK*

I AM LEGIT GONNA BREAK MY KEYBOARD. FEELINGS SHARED MY ASS.

I LIKE FEELINGS ONCE IN A WHILE.

YEAH ME TOO EMMA

NOT LIKE FUCKING THIS THOUGH

THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS YOU GUYS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

ALSO! BOAT! SAFETY! LET US NOT FORGET THAT KILLIAN JONES IS A NERD FOR BOAT SAFETY AND EMMA SWAN THINKS IT IS ADORABLE!

THAT IS ALL BAI

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Title: Not jealous

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader, Alexander Calvert x Reader

Warnings: None

Imagine: Imagine being married to Jensen and being best friends with Alexander Calvert for a long time, who is closer to your age and has portrayed your love interest in your TV show. You are very close that the fans ship you all the time, and during a live Q&A you get to talk about it, maybe revealing some feelings, without knowing your husband is watching it.

A/N: (Y/f/s)= Your favorite show, cause we’d all wanna be a part of it, (Y/c/n)= Your character’s name.

“What do you love most about being a part of the Supernatural?” you read the next question from a fan, looking at your friend and leaning back in the couch.

“Well, there are definitely a lot of things to love about- about Supernatural and being a part of this big family. That’s for sure.” Alexander said with a small smile, leaning on your side and almost laying half on top of you as you had an arm wrapped around his shoulders and his were wrapped around your waist, his face almost nuzzling in the crook of your neck.

“The pranks, that’s for sure you love the most!” you giggled and he laughed.

“Well, in Stranger Things the kids would love to play pranks on me, with the help of this lady-” he gave you a look as you shrugged innocently.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” you shook your head and he laughed more.

“But I don’t think there’s anything that could compare to the ones the guys here pull on me. One day- One day the director had to make them leave because they wouldn’t let me get a scene right with all those jokes.” he admitted “But if I really need to say there is one thing that Supernatural offered to me that I appreciate more than anything was… It was the chance to see (Y/n) again after all this time.”

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BTS Reading Their Own Ships' Fanfic

Jimin: oh OH SO TAEKOOK IS A THING IS IT AND JUST HOW LONG WERE YOU GUYS GONNA KEEP THIS FROM ME HUH

Namjoon: I feel as the leader it’s my job to sample this before I let you all read it *disappears into his bedroom and doesn’t emerge for two days*

Jin: it’s quite disturbing to know that fans all around the world get off to this

JHope: *whispers and blushes* would… would oppa like to try this with me?

Suga: heheh even the armys know I gotta strong game and yes I am that sexy in real life swegg

Jungkook: jESUS THAT IS NOT A STORK DELIVERY

V: *dramatically throws his body over the computer screen* I SWEAR I DID NOT WRITE THIS.

Goodbyes

I’m in the mood to write something sad. So I decided to write about people Bendy cares about dying.

Hell’s Studio AU is by @doodledrawsthings


Bendy had never been any good at goodbyes. As far as he was concerned, they were things that happened to other people. He was a cartoon living with other cartoons. They didn’t age, they didn’t change, they were the same for all eternity. He, Boris, and Alice were going to stay the same for as long as their existences would last. Sure, he’d known Henry and Sammy and Joey weren’t going to live forever, but he hadn’t ever wanted to consider that. They were his family, the only people he could ever rely on. He didn’t want to think about a world where they weren’t there. He wasn’t prepared to deal with something like that. Besides, he didn’t have time to be thinking about things like that. He had a studio to run, deadlines to meet, cartoons to make. He buried himself in his work so that he wouldn’t have to face the mortality of the people he cared most about. Time marched on unbidden though, and soon enough the staff began dying.

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@jamiiemariia You have requested and I’ve returned. Prompt: Doomfist and Lucio soulmate AU where their first words to each other are written on their wrists and they meet in battle.

some notes, I’m actually a sucker for soulmate AUs, I know its super over done, but like, they over done for a reason. This is actually a tini bit inspired by @junelets​ recent doomcio panels.

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Last night my boyfriend stumbled upon some horrible Nice Guy™ and Fuck Boi™ shit on Reddit and here are the highlights of his resulting anger

-How?

-Why?

-Alyse! Are real actually humans actually like this in real life?

-I think this guys is trying to justify phedofilia, I think I am going to throw up

-Why do they not understand that attraction is something that includes multiple factors and one of those factors is being an actual human being and not a pile of shit

-Oh god. This one is complaining about how hot girls don’t like him. But…. Dating is a matching game. You will only get someone on your level. You can change levels by putting time and money into your appearance but otherwise you are gonna stay on your level

-Why do they keep acting like it’s shallow to care about income? It’s not shallow. It’s millions of years of evolution and a desire for stability promoting candidates to a higher level of attractiveness.

-AND ANOTHER THING! If someone makes good money that means they are good at something, which is an attractive quality. 

-Do these guys not understand that those guys with ripped abs and perfect hair do all of that because their hobby is fucking?

-How do women even date men?

-Anyone can be attractive. They just have to put effort into it. Like look at bundersnatch whatshisname. His face is not perfectly symmetrical and has many features that would read as unattractive on a purely scientific level. But he’s got enough stylists that he tricked like half the internet and Marvel. 

- Do they think the world owes them sex?

- Me starting to fall asleep: “If it’s making you this upset maybe stop reading?” Him: “This is the most horrible car crash. I can’t look away.”

- *shaking me awake as I start to finally nod off* “wake up, babe, humanity deserves to be destroyed if only to get rid of these men.”

Having sex with Kim Jongin (Kai)

-Do I even need to talk about his beauty….

-Kai is young like Sehun, but I think that they would be completly different.

- Kai is an horny little puppy.

- He would want you every hour of every day.

- So one day you came to visit him at the practice room.

- He is here, fine af, sweaty and dancing like a god.

-But he notices you quickly. He knows that you are staring at him. And that you like what you are seeing.

-THE SMIRK

-“So you come to see me Jagi so nice of you, I wanted to see you so bad!”

-He would be happy to see you, but you pinned on the floor of the practice room, moaning his name is everything he can think about.

- You two would have a smalk talk, but you are not an idiot and he is not subtle at all.

-The way he would look at you. Bitting his lips roaming his gaze all over your body.

-“Oh Jagi, can’t take it anymore”

-Here you are, in your fours, Jongin grinding himself on your crotch.

-He would be so hard, so into it.

- He is an impatient little baby so he would just riped off your clothes out of your body.

-He would love a bit of foreplay but this time he wants you too bad. It is too passionate, to primitive.

-He would enter you in one powerful hip trust.

-And seriously. He is a freackin dancer. We all know what those hips can do and oh boy he would not go slow on you.

- Jongin has no mercy. Taking you from behind. Slapping your ass when he wants to, doing hard, powerful trust, his hands gripping your hips so firmly.

- and you are just a moaning mess, begging for him to let you cum.

- he would never deny you your orgasm. But you should know that if he doesn’t finish you have to be ready for another round.

-Stamina!

-Except if you tell him that you can’t take it anymore. He loves you. He loves to pleasure you. He would stop without even thinking about it.

-“Ohhhh Jagi! So good, You make me feel, Ahhhh, make me dizzy Jagi, need to cum. Want you too bad!”

- He would just want to be burry inside you as much as possible. And this boy is young so round 2, and 3 and 6….

- He would cum deep inside you, crying your name.

- You would cuddle in the floor until he told you

-“Jagiya, wants more please”

- Kiss with Kim Jongin are sloppy and heated, tongues and lips all over the place.

- He would like oral but he would be morz into the “real” thing.

- He would be so cute if you choose to pleasure him. He doesn’t know how to take it slow. So you decided to teach him. He would grab your hair trying to speed your pace.

-Super flusterred. And horny.

-“So unfair. Stop teasing me… I’ll be good I promised…”

-And yes he would be so good for you.

-STOP IT KIM JONGIN

Sorry guys for the wait. It’s been something like three weeks…. But I started a new job in a new country and it’s been a bit hard latelly. I am gonna try to update as much as possible. Love you all!

Next Chapter : Kim Minseok

-Bora


Originally posted by chokaivlicious

Seventeen Reaction: Describing you to other members

Request:  How would the other Seventeen members describe you to the others? (If you want do all the rest, just do the hip pop team) Sorry for any bother!

A/N: I actually already did this for S.Coups and Wonwoo as well as Woozi and Joshua: You can find this here: 

Describing you to other members 

Hi there! Sorry to bother but I really loved the ‘scoups, woozi, Joshua (and someone else I can’t remember) bragging about their s/o to the other members’ and I was wondering if you could maybe do it with the rest of seventeen? Thanks ❤️

@squishyminyoongi now I would usually only do 4/5 members or a unit but since I made you wait so long (sorry >_<) I’ll make an exception <3 

I hope this fulfills both your requests!

Jeonghan:

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Jeonghan would be very proud to call you his to the point where talking about you would almost become like bragging. ‘You know that new dance? Y/N is really good at it.’ ‘You like that flavour of ice cream? So does Y/N.’ ‘Have you seen Y/N’s new SM post? Damn… I mean how lucky am I?’ he would gush.

Jun:

Originally posted by kittykatkwon

I feel like Jun would be very smug, after all why shouldn’t be he be when he was with someone like you? If ever you achieved something or made him proud, whether it was something small or a big deal, the boys would know about it instantly. ‘Did you guys see Y/N’s new haircut? Her hair always looks so pretty, the hairdressers always say they could be a model, don’t you guys think?’

Hoshi:

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Why describe you to the other members when he could show them? Oh you uploaded a new photo? Better make sure everyone’s seen it! You upload a dance cover? Best believe every single member has to like it! I mean, you’re already his phone wallpaper so they could see how gorgeous you were but god help them if they looked too long, that was when the wrath of Hoshi is unleashed.

DK:

Originally posted by junhuitherealvampire

Classic gushy boyfriend. ‘Honestly guys I can’t wait for you to meet Y/N, she’s honestly so sweet and funny and kind. Not to mention beautiful. She has this look that just makes me melt sometimes and when she laughs, she has this little way her nose crinkles and urgh she’s just so adorable. I know you guys are gonna love her.’ 

Mingyu:

Originally posted by visual-17

He would describe you to the boys in a way that complimented your personality and talents. ‘I dunno guys I just really like her. There’s just something completely different about her, she’s not like an idol; she’s real. She can lighten a room with just her smile and when she looks at me my heart beats so fast I’m going to explode…’ Woozi: ‘Mingyu you’re blushing!’ ‘Am I???’

The8:

Originally posted by wonyeols

‘Guys you’re never gonna believe what happened today! Y/N complimented my hair! I’m never going to change it again… gosh she’s so sweet…’ He would come home after every date with you babbling to the others about how wonderful you were and how you made him feel. ‘I wonder if she thinks of me like I think of her, well she is very thoughtful…’

Seungkwan:

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

You made him a little nervous to the point where he’d just babble to the other boys about how amazing you were to him. ‘Did I tell you how good Y/N looked on our date the other day? She was wearing this outfit that just made her look so beautiful and her hair just seemed to flow so perfectly and the way she walked towards me with this shy smile, I thought I was going to faint honestly…’

Vernon:

Originally posted by i-wonwoo

He would be such a sweetheart I think, constantly writing raps about you and just generally being thankful to have you in his life. ‘You know guys, I’m really thankful to have Y/N. She just makes all my hard work worth it, you know? When she tells me she likes a rap or compliments me on my dances or outfits I feel like she really gets it you know? I hope she stays with me for a long time…’

Dino:

Originally posted by satanteen17

If Dino had told the boys a story about you once, he had told it a thousand times. ‘Guys did I tell you about the time me and Y/N went to the cinema and-’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Ok, well the other day Y/N and I went to Han River and there was-’ ‘We know Dino.’ ‘Last weekend Y/N and I went to get ice cream and-’ ‘you laughed so hard you dropped yours and ended up sharing hers. We know!!’

Daisy: Hey! 

Interviewer: Hi, how are you?

Daisy: I’m good, thanks.

Daisy mentally: So, they are most likely gonna ask me about Luke and Rey’s relationship like everyone else, I am prepared.

Interviewer: So, any information you can give on Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi?  

Daisy: 

@diddly-darn-ghost inspired me to draw this (my dude, I am so sorry. My art SUCKS), and now I’m gonna write down some head-canons and maybe if you guys like it I’ll write a fic

-The reason why everything is black and white (with grey) in Sydney’s layer is not because he’s from the 50′s, But rather because his depression literally made him color blind (its a real thing I swear) and that’s how he basically saw the world bit by bit once he got into school when he was alive

-Danny, instead of trapping Sydney, he got him out of there and they bonded over the fact that they are/were severely bulled.

-the closer Sydney and Danny become and the happier Sydney gets (also the more distance he has from his layer) the more colorful he becomes and the more Sydney can see color.

-Danny discovers that Sydney is a absolute pure soul. Because despite how cruel people and ghosts are to him Sydney still always tries to help the underdogs.

-Sydney did not die from suicide. But rather, broke his neck when he was stuffed in the locker when he was finally too big for it. That’s why he is so closely tied to it.

-Sydney, with all his colors, has brown eyes, Dark drown hair, a red bow tie, a very light blue shirt, and warm brown paints with yellow, and light blue stripes.

-”Sydney Pointdexter” is not his real name. But rather, a nickname. He got it because he was born in Sydney Australia and of his nerdy personality.

-His younger sister (who was 8 at the time) gave him that nickname.

-His real name is James Green

-the kids at school heard his nickname, and well…

-Sydney doesn’t really have control over his layer.

-No one really knows why all of his old classmates are there. Mainly because not all of them are dead yet…

-Sydney loves the color red the most.

-Danny will protect Sydney at all costs, And vice versa.

-Sydney loves Cats.

-He cant stand tight places.

-Sydney has a lot of anxiety.

-Even though He doesn’t trust people easily  he’ll do what he can to help.

-He has a surprisingly good amount of street smarts.

I’ll, um. Stop from here. But seriously, Sydney needs more love.

THAT 70′s SHOW ( S1 ) STARTER SENTENCES
  • I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes? 
  • What did we exchange for him?
  • A car is not a bedroom on wheels.
  • She’s not a goddess, she’s more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
  • Uh, well, I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
  • You know, you’re right, ____, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee.
  • My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
  • You know, I may have heard something about a party? Can’t recall, but maybe … Andrew Jackson could remind me?
  • He’s not in, but Abe Lincoln is hanging out with the Washington twins. I suppose they have knowledge of the festivities?
  • So, a real wisenheimer, huh. Well, let’s see how smart you are when I  SNAP OFF YOUR HEAD!
  • Good work, Starsky. Let’s roll.
  • So… you’re in like with me?
  • I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
  • Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
  • I understand. Everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.
  • I don’t know. It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something.
  • The reason bad things happen to you … is because you’re a dumbass. Now fix it!
  • The three true branches of the government are: military, corporate and Hollywood.
  • I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!
  • Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.
  • See, when you say it, it just sounds weird
  • Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man.
  • Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
  • Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
  • You can’t just maul me in front of my father!
  • Bla Bla Bla, You’re late. Be responsible for your own actions.
  • That’s Real easy for you to say, Pal!
  • Um, not touch dead people. Ever.
  • Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?
  • Damn, ___, that could be anybody!
  • I’m so excited about Star Whores.
  • Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower!
  • It looks like it’s giving me the finger!
  • Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There’s like… Lou Reed, man!
  • What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”?
  • I’m not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!
  • Your grandma’s dead? Oh, man… Let’s go get wasted.
  • I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass.
  • Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
  • So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.

i just need a minute to rant about rdj and rachel in sherlock holmes cos damn their version of adlock was so SWEET???? like where bbc adlock is this all angsty all unspoken will they won’t they flirt to death boxing match of hide the feels that is traumatic at best and anti-climactic at worse, rdj/rachel adlock is all inside jokes (”remember the grand? they gave me our old room” “and you’re between husbands- how much did you get for the ring?”), unflinching fleeting kisses and gestures of gentle protection and thinly veiled i love yous in “you’ll miss me’s” because guy richie actually bothered to give them a relationship that worked on an intimate level that was beyond the initial intellectual/ physical attraction in the original story like rdj and rachel adlock actually KNEW each other, they were solid, not just attracted but acquainted in every aspect of each other’s personality and tho i love (almost) all versions of this ship like no version of it has yet achieved that same level of “our inside joke is that we’re in love” kinda dynamic that rdj/rachel had and idk if it was just their chemistry tht achieved it or the writing or both but one thing for sure is that i am FOREVER MOURNING THE LOSS OF THAT SHIP LIKE LARA PULVER COULD NEVER BE IRENE AGAIN AND I’D LIVE WITH IT BUT YA GAL IS GONNA BE 107 IN THE NURSING HOME STILL RANTING ABOUT HOW GUY RICHIE STOLE MY HOPES AND DREAMS IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF GOS AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE I WILL NEVER FORGET ALSO I CLEARLY NEED SLEEP GOODNIGHT

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worst part of TFA shooting according to Adam Driver

“Patience”

ok but remember “waitforme” and that ended up being the video for Pax East?

Pax West is coming up in two months guys….

i think we might be in for the long haul. and i am terrified haha T-T 

mediumpriced-deactivated2017101  asked:

All of daveys videos are very interesting.

Of course they are, omg. Some of them include:
- First Video (Is This How You Do This?)
- Why Disney’s Pocahontas Is Not Good
- Why Disney’s Treasure Planet Is Good
- I Can Sing And Riff Sometimes I Guess
- You Wanted To Hear Me Sing Again? Thanks?
- It’s 2 am And I Don’t Know What I’m Doing With My Life
- I’m Gonna Regret Uploading This But Here’s A Drunk Q And A
- Here’s A Sober Q and A
- How I Came Out (And My Sister Came Out At The Same Time)
- Some Infodumping
- You Guys Liked My Last Drunk Video So Here (This Doesn’t Happen Often - I’m Doing This For You)
- Meeting Jack In Real Life!!
- Anyway Here’s Wonderwall

I’m turning off anons for real 😐 my entire ask box is about how bellarke is never gonna happen and how there’s been no development and just….why do you guys hate me so much? Am I not nice like 92% of the time? Okay I started the becho anal rumour yes but that’s in the past, why am I still being punished? 😭😭😭

anonymous asked:

/some slightly gay shit happens between jikook/ me: ‘ok, I can live with that’ /then not so slightly gay shit happens/ ‘ok, cute, but you can’t fool me, I’m really skeptical’ jm: ‘imma put my finger in jk’s ass on stage, what a great idea’ me: ‘OMG GUYS THAT’S A BIT TOO MUCH WHAT LEVEL OF GAYNESS IS THAT ok I’m gonna be calm in two days, back to being skeptical again’ /a few days later/ jm: ‘vote for me’ me: ‘I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THAT SHIT STOP TORTURING ME (need more of that pls continue)’

WHY IS THIS ME ACTUALLY. LIKE OHMYGOD. this is legit how i am. i’m like “okay, that’s cute.” but then something really gay happens and i’m just like “THYER’ DATING. IT’S REAL.” i’m outt of control lmaooo.