how am i gonna like real guys

Guys I don’t fucking have WORDS for thiS FUCKING SCENE EXCEPT THAT IT WAS SUCH A FUCKING SCENE.

LIKE SHE CAUGHT ON IMMEDIATELY?? BUT LIKE SHE’S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL?

INSTEAD SHE’S LIKE OOOH WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU DORK? IS IT A SURPRISE PARTY? DID YOU BUY ME ICE CREAM?

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FACE. THIS FACE TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES COMPLETELY. WITH THE EYEBROW ARCHING AND THE SMILE-Y SMILING LIKE SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH AND SHE TRUSTS HIM SO MUCH THAT EVEN THOUGH HER SUPER POWER IS FLASHING, SHE’S LIKE AHHH HE’S BEING A DORK

AND LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE IS THIS ASSHOLE. WHO RESPECTS HER SUPERPOWER SO MUCH THAT HE INSTANTLY DROPS THE ACT.

EMMA FUCKING SWAN TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES SO MUCH YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

AND THE SECOND HE GETS SERIOUS, LOOK AT HER FACE. JUST CONCERNNNNNN

AND HIS FUCKING SWALLOW. THE YOU WERE GONNA DIE EMMA.

THAT SHIT IS SO REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SHE KNOWS IT AND HE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT HER AND THAT FUCKING SWALLOW HE DOES.

MAKE A MILLION GIFS OF THIS MOMENT WHERE KILLIAN JONES TELLS EMMA SWAN HE WAS SO AFRAID THAT HE WAS GONNA LOSE HER THAT HE NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT, THAT HE NEEDED TO SHARE HIS FEELINGS LIKE

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE THOUGHTS LIKE HE’S TELLING EMMA HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO HIM AND HOW HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HER AS MUCH AS HE CAN BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND DAVID STILL SEEMS TO THINK HE’S A PIRATE AND I CANNOT DEAL

THIS. FUCKING. FACE. *SLAMS DESK*

I AM LEGIT GONNA BREAK MY KEYBOARD. FEELINGS SHARED MY ASS.

I LIKE FEELINGS ONCE IN A WHILE.

YEAH ME TOO EMMA

NOT LIKE FUCKING THIS THOUGH

THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS YOU GUYS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

ALSO! BOAT! SAFETY! LET US NOT FORGET THAT KILLIAN JONES IS A NERD FOR BOAT SAFETY AND EMMA SWAN THINKS IT IS ADORABLE!

THAT IS ALL BAI

BTS Reading Their Own Ships' Fanfic

Jimin: oh OH SO TAEKOOK IS A THING IS IT AND JUST HOW LONG WERE YOU GUYS GONNA KEEP THIS FROM ME HUH

Namjoon: I feel as the leader it’s my job to sample this before I let you all read it *disappears into his bedroom and doesn’t emerge for two days*

Jin: it’s quite disturbing to know that fans all around the world get off to this

JHope: *whispers and blushes* would… would oppa like to try this with me?

Suga: heheh even the armys know I gotta strong game and yes I am that sexy in real life swegg

Jungkook: jESUS THAT IS NOT A STORK DELIVERY

V: *dramatically throws his body over the computer screen* I SWEAR I DID NOT WRITE THIS.

Goodbyes

I’m in the mood to write something sad. So I decided to write about people Bendy cares about dying.

Hell’s Studio AU is by @doodledrawsthings


Bendy had never been any good at goodbyes. As far as he was concerned, they were things that happened to other people. He was a cartoon living with other cartoons. They didn’t age, they didn’t change, they were the same for all eternity. He, Boris, and Alice were going to stay the same for as long as their existences would last. Sure, he’d known Henry and Sammy and Joey weren’t going to live forever, but he hadn’t ever wanted to consider that. They were his family, the only people he could ever rely on. He didn’t want to think about a world where they weren’t there. He wasn’t prepared to deal with something like that. Besides, he didn’t have time to be thinking about things like that. He had a studio to run, deadlines to meet, cartoons to make. He buried himself in his work so that he wouldn’t have to face the mortality of the people he cared most about. Time marched on unbidden though, and soon enough the staff began dying.

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Daisy: Hey! 

Interviewer: Hi, how are you?

Daisy: I’m good, thanks.

Daisy mentally: So, they are most likely gonna ask me about Luke and Rey’s relationship like everyone else, I am prepared.

Interviewer: So, any information you can give on Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi?  

Daisy: 

Seventeen Reaction: Describing you to other members

Request:  How would the other Seventeen members describe you to the others? (If you want do all the rest, just do the hip pop team) Sorry for any bother!

A/N: I actually already did this for S.Coups and Wonwoo as well as Woozi and Joshua: You can find this here: 

Describing you to other members 

Hi there! Sorry to bother but I really loved the ‘scoups, woozi, Joshua (and someone else I can’t remember) bragging about their s/o to the other members’ and I was wondering if you could maybe do it with the rest of seventeen? Thanks ❤️

@squishyminyoongi now I would usually only do 4/5 members or a unit but since I made you wait so long (sorry >_<) I’ll make an exception <3 

I hope this fulfills both your requests!

Jeonghan:

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Jeonghan would be very proud to call you his to the point where talking about you would almost become like bragging. ‘You know that new dance? Y/N is really good at it.’ ‘You like that flavour of ice cream? So does Y/N.’ ‘Have you seen Y/N’s new SM post? Damn… I mean how lucky am I?’ he would gush.

Jun:

Originally posted by kittykatkwon

I feel like Jun would be very smug, after all why shouldn’t be he be when he was with someone like you? If ever you achieved something or made him proud, whether it was something small or a big deal, the boys would know about it instantly. ‘Did you guys see Y/N’s new haircut? Her hair always looks so pretty, the hairdressers always say they could be a model, don’t you guys think?’

Hoshi:

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Why describe you to the other members when he could show them? Oh you uploaded a new photo? Better make sure everyone’s seen it! You upload a dance cover? Best believe every single member has to like it! I mean, you’re already his phone wallpaper so they could see how gorgeous you were but god help them if they looked too long, that was when the wrath of Hoshi is unleashed.

DK:

Originally posted by junhuitherealvampire

Classic gushy boyfriend. ‘Honestly guys I can’t wait for you to meet Y/N, she’s honestly so sweet and funny and kind. Not to mention beautiful. She has this look that just makes me melt sometimes and when she laughs, she has this little way her nose crinkles and urgh she’s just so adorable. I know you guys are gonna love her.’ 

Mingyu:

Originally posted by visual-17

He would describe you to the boys in a way that complimented your personality and talents. ‘I dunno guys I just really like her. There’s just something completely different about her, she’s not like an idol; she’s real. She can lighten a room with just her smile and when she looks at me my heart beats so fast I’m going to explode…’ Woozi: ‘Mingyu you’re blushing!’ ‘Am I???’

The8:

Originally posted by wonyeols

‘Guys you’re never gonna believe what happened today! Y/N complimented my hair! I’m never going to change it again… gosh she’s so sweet…’ He would come home after every date with you babbling to the others about how wonderful you were and how you made him feel. ‘I wonder if she thinks of me like I think of her, well she is very thoughtful…’

Seungkwan:

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

You made him a little nervous to the point where he’d just babble to the other boys about how amazing you were to him. ‘Did I tell you how good Y/N looked on our date the other day? She was wearing this outfit that just made her look so beautiful and her hair just seemed to flow so perfectly and the way she walked towards me with this shy smile, I thought I was going to faint honestly…’

Vernon:

Originally posted by i-wonwoo

He would be such a sweetheart I think, constantly writing raps about you and just generally being thankful to have you in his life. ‘You know guys, I’m really thankful to have Y/N. She just makes all my hard work worth it, you know? When she tells me she likes a rap or compliments me on my dances or outfits I feel like she really gets it you know? I hope she stays with me for a long time…’

Dino:

Originally posted by satanteen17

If Dino had told the boys a story about you once, he had told it a thousand times. ‘Guys did I tell you about the time me and Y/N went to the cinema and-’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Ok, well the other day Y/N and I went to Han River and there was-’ ‘We know Dino.’ ‘Last weekend Y/N and I went to get ice cream and-’ ‘you laughed so hard you dropped yours and ended up sharing hers. We know!!’

nonstop-laurens  asked:

All of daveys videos are very interesting.

Of course they are, omg. Some of them include:
- First Video (Is This How You Do This?)
- Why Disney’s Pocahontas Is Not Good
- Why Disney’s Treasure Planet Is Good
- I Can Sing And Riff Sometimes I Guess
- You Wanted To Hear Me Sing Again? Thanks?
- It’s 2 am And I Don’t Know What I’m Doing With My Life
- I’m Gonna Regret Uploading This But Here’s A Drunk Q And A
- Here’s A Sober Q and A
- How I Came Out (And My Sister Came Out At The Same Time)
- Some Infodumping
- You Guys Liked My Last Drunk Video So Here (This Doesn’t Happen Often - I’m Doing This For You)
- Meeting Jack In Real Life!!
- Anyway Here’s Wonderwall

THAT 70′s SHOW ( S1 ) STARTER SENTENCES
  • I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes? 
  • What did we exchange for him?
  • A car is not a bedroom on wheels.
  • She’s not a goddess, she’s more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
  • Uh, well, I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
  • You know, you’re right, ____, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee.
  • My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
  • You know, I may have heard something about a party? Can’t recall, but maybe … Andrew Jackson could remind me?
  • He’s not in, but Abe Lincoln is hanging out with the Washington twins. I suppose they have knowledge of the festivities?
  • So, a real wisenheimer, huh. Well, let’s see how smart you are when I  SNAP OFF YOUR HEAD!
  • Good work, Starsky. Let’s roll.
  • So… you’re in like with me?
  • I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
  • Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
  • I understand. Everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.
  • I don’t know. It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something.
  • The reason bad things happen to you … is because you’re a dumbass. Now fix it!
  • The three true branches of the government are: military, corporate and Hollywood.
  • I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!
  • Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.
  • See, when you say it, it just sounds weird
  • Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man.
  • Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
  • Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
  • You can’t just maul me in front of my father!
  • Bla Bla Bla, You’re late. Be responsible for your own actions.
  • That’s Real easy for you to say, Pal!
  • Um, not touch dead people. Ever.
  • Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?
  • Damn, ___, that could be anybody!
  • I’m so excited about Star Whores.
  • Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower!
  • It looks like it’s giving me the finger!
  • Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There’s like… Lou Reed, man!
  • What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”?
  • I’m not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!
  • Your grandma’s dead? Oh, man… Let’s go get wasted.
  • I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass.
  • Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
  • So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.

I’m turning off anons for real 😐 my entire ask box is about how bellarke is never gonna happen and how there’s been no development and just….why do you guys hate me so much? Am I not nice like 92% of the time? Okay I started the becho anal rumour yes but that’s in the past, why am I still being punished? 😭😭😭

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worst part of TFA shooting according to Adam Driver

anonymous asked:

What do you love about all of your friends?

SO MUCH OMG AHHH

okay so first i gotta talk about my kid-sister @ittybittydally like she is literally ME when I was 14, and she’s so sweet and talented like???? my girl is always in my ask box for me or we’re just messaging talking about ~girl stuff, i love her man <333 

Then there’s @middlekidcurtis and she’s one of my rp babes and has been putting up with me since i’ve gotten busy with school so bLESS HER and ahhh she’s just so sweet and literally send in some of my favourites asks to answer like <3333 

@breaking-nirvana-and-greasers MY RIVERDALE, HARRY POTTER SCREAMING FRIEND!!!! omg i love her and her cats and the random shit we talk about and also screaming about That Bitch is always fun like omg <3333 love her ahhh~~ 


this part is gonna be a little long but this is my SL group fam and i fucking love them so forgive me

@ship-the-outsiders-imagine Nikki is my fucking bAE and my stovetop and like we go on forever about the dumbest shit and i fucking love it! she’s also a bombass person to make hc’s with and her clothes are aLWAYS fucking G O A L S, man!!

@itsdatponyboy maDDIE IS A SWEETHEART AND I WILL PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS. no seriously, like fuck, maddie is so funny and sweet and i have literally not met a single person who rp’s Ponyboy better than she does and i literally always get the bEST snapchats from her like god bless <3333

@dallxs-winston mIRA. okay, so idk wHAT she is saying half the time because i don’t speak mexico but she is always ready to FIGHT anyone who is attacking any of the SL peeps, so this chick be loyal af and she’s also just super sweet and care about everyone

@chelsemenn motherfukin’ dILDO WINDSHIELD. ‘kay she speaks demon but i still love her, and she’s like so sweet and she’s also ready to fIGHT AND PROTECT anyone, like- her and mira are scarily similar??? she also gives some of the sPICIEST asks,, but like- you’ll never guess which ones are hers omfg 

@fuckinggreaserimagines HOLL IS A GODDAMN CUTIE and she’s literally making sure everyone is okay and she just fucking lOVES SO MUCh and rp’s literally the spiciest johnny you’ll ever find like hOT DAMN 

@johnnycakeu MEME QUEEN. abby is like one of those excitable little puppies that you just ??? love?? she’s fucking always sliding in with her memes and k-pop just RANDOM SCREAMING??? i can’t even explain her in words but she’s a gift

@someweirdotaku SAMMIEEEE <3333 sammie fucking sLAAYS rping darry and i think she’s just a literal irl darry??? like y’all can fight me on this one bc i’m cONFIDENT~ sammie always has the nicest shit to say to everyone and is just so kind and i’m so glad that we have her <33

@shouldvehadatveit aimee my gREASER MOM. she literally watches over all of our crazy asses and is there to give advice or skype whenever someone needs it + she’ gonna teach maddie how to do taxes so ;))) she’s honestly just so sweet and deals with all of our crap, like bless :”)) 

@beepbeepcominthro mIKKI IS BEAUTIFUL, this binch ain’t the ugly friend and i will fIGHT on that man!! i haven’t known her personally all that long but omg she’s so sweet and just really cares about anything and has a fCUKTON of outsiders memes that fuel my goddamn soul

i am so so so sorry if I forgot anyone! i honestly love so many of you guys like for real okay??? so if you don’t see you’re name on here it’s just bc i’m forget full i promise 

anonymous asked:

Can I please have a heated Jimin shower smut

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

for real tho am I gonna say no to this…

the answer is no I’ll never say no to Jimin smut goodbye *flies away*

Also I hope it’s okay that by heated I made it angry sex GOODBYE AGAIN *DIVES INTO PIT OF LAVA*

Words: 1603

He was still mad about the party last night.

Jimin wouldn’t get over how you even met eyes with another guy at that party. You wondered if he enjoyed getting angry or something, because it sure seemed like it with the grudge he was holding this time.

You’d woken him up this morning, but all Jimin did was ignore you. He didn’t even eat the breakfast you’d made him, when he always did after an annoying hang over hit him.

Not wanting to bother his eating, you decided to go take a shower. Jimin had no schedule today, so it would be awkward around the house if you just hung around there. Maybe you could find something useful to do, like get some grocery shopping done? If you cooked his favorite dinner, he always forgave you. Jimin was born to eat.

After undressing, you threw your clothes into the laundry basket and climbed into the shower. You were still tired, so you stood there idly for a minute. 

That was when Jimin came in.

“Get out, I need to shower.” He was half asleep, and shirtless with a towel around his neck. You pushed aside the curtains, mostly in disbelief.

“Excuse me? I’m already in the shower. Wait your turn.”

“You take all the hot water, I’ll only be five minutes.”

“Wait your turn!” You snapped, closing the curtain again like it’d stop him. You could see through the curtains partially, and Jimin was already undressing the rest of himself.

He stepped inside the shower, totally ignoring you. The shower was big enough for both of you, and this definitely wasn’t the first time you’d showered together. Still, it upset you that he didn’t want to wait his own turn.

“Move, I need to get water. Jimin!” The higher pitch your voice was going, the more annoyed the both of you got.

“Just let me shower, I’ll get out after washing my hair.” You muttered, trying to push him aside. Jimin turned swiftly, pinning your back against the cool wall. His face was close to yours, and you could faintly smell the food you’d made on his breath. So he did eat it

“Jimin, come o-” He cut you off, running a cold hand down your body all the way to your ass. Lightly, Jimin squeezed it, making you push closer against his body.

“All those guys looking at you last night…” He muttered, voice rough and low. Lightly, Jimin dragged his hand up to your breast, throat, neck, until he was cupping your chin. You couldn’t meet his eyes for some reason, so he made you look at him forcefully.

Water was hitting him so nicely. Jimin had water streaming down his shoulders, and his hair was slicked back so his forehead showed prettily. His eyes were narrowed to slits, and he chewed on his bottom lip.

“Did you hear me?”

You nodded. “I heard you.”

“Should I show you whose you are? Do you not know?” He kept on with his low voice, almost making you shiver.

“I’m yours, Jimin-”

“I don’t believe you.” Jimin practically sang, moving his face closer to yours. Without either of you closing your eyes, Jimin sucked your bottom lip between his teeth, biting it hard enough to draw blood.

He finally let your lip free, eyes boring into yours. Jimin leaned close to you, with one hand holding onto the wall near your head. His hand slid down to the nape of your neck, lightly caressing his fingers along your collarbone.

“I think I have to show you.”

“Okay. Show me.” You agreed, beginning to anticipate what he was about to do with you. You raised your leg around him, pulling his lower region closer to yours.

“Stop being so anxious, I’m in charge here.” He purred against you, moving his lips to your neck. Jimin pressed his lips hard, not bothering to care if he left marks on you. His kisses were rough, and he took his sweet time on sucking in the same spot over and over. You were going to be left purple after this, obviously.

“Jimin, I-”

“Be quiet.” He ordered you, pushing your head back against the wall so that you were looking up at the ceiling. Half of Jimin’s body was pressing yours against the wall, so you were basically stuck there while he did what he wanted.

Your hand closed around Jimin’s member, and even though it was a cramped space, you still tried your best to jerk him off. You ran your thumb along his slit, before bringing the spilling pre-cum down his shaft and working him out.

His lips froze on yours for a second, before picking up twice as hungrily. You held tightly, and brought your hand up his member in a slight spinning motion. Jimin’s hand fell onto your breast, and he lightly fondled it. He picked his head up, giving you enough space to begin kissing his shoulder. You lightly nipped at it while bringing your hand up and down his shaft, and he let out what sounded like an irritated groan.

“You’re mine…”

“Mmm,” you replied, pulling his face down to yours. Jimin’s already swollen lips pressed unforgivably against yours, immediately making you open your mouth for his tongue.

He began to shiver a little, so you knew he was close. Jimin’s hand caught yours as it moved up and down his shaft. Your lips broke contact, and his eyes met yours.

“Suck me off.” He commanded, lightly pushing your shoulders down. Jimin was going to cum into your mouth, you both knew it.

You got to your knees, immediately licking his head and taking as much of him as you could into your mouth. Jimin sharply sucked in a breath, holding your hair with tight fingers. He thrust deeper into your mouth, almost making you choke.

You didn’t move slow, knowing that’s not what he wanted. Your head began to bob up and down his cock, and sometimes you stopped just to use your tongue on his slit or dick head.

Jimin came quickly after you began to suck him off, and you swallowed all of it, without leaving anything. Jimin pulled you back up to him, not hesitating to press his lips to yours again. His hands roamed freely this time, pulling your legs apart.

“You’re wet even without the water, (Y/N)ah…” Jimin murmured against your lips, rubbing your core with his middle finger. He teased a digit inside, before pulling out almost fully.

“N-no don’t…” You whined, placing your hand on his wrist so you could push his finger in farther.

“It’s not going in any farther.”

“Don’t tease me-” You closed your eyes, leaning your head back against the wall. Jimin snorted, pulling his finger again.

“Like this? You want this, or don’t?”

“I don’t!” You held onto Jimin’s shoulders, biting your lip to keep from screaming at him.

“Oh, you do?” Jimin added another finger, wearing a grim smile that made you unhappy. You couldn’t help it, though. He felt really good. Jimin curled his fingers inside of you, wrapping his other hand around your waist so you wouldn’t move as much.

“Do you want me?” He wondered, biting the bottom of your lobe playfully. You simply breathed out an answer, letting him know you did. Jimin’s lips kissed from your cheekbone to neck.

“In the shower?”

“Mm, I don’t care-oh.” He’d hit a really good spot. Jimin kept pressing his fingers against the spot, achingly slow. You bucked your hips to get more pressure, but Jimin’s fingers weren’t getting any longer.

“In the shower, in the shower. I can’t wait.” You took his member in your hand again, pumping a few times so he’d grow harder.

Jimin took his fingers out of you. He didn’t bother to suck them clean, he was too eager for something else. He held himself, pressing against your middle. Jimin picked up your thigh to gain better entrance, before pushing himself inside of you.

“God…” You groaned, pressing your nails into Jimin’s shoulders. He leaned his face closer to yours, but neither of you beckoned for a kiss.

He began to move, and you were glad it was against the good spot. He wasn’t going to last long, having just finished only minutes before entering you. Jimin’s face already twisted with pleasure, his mouth agape with no sound escaping.

He moved without rhythm, which was fine. It was fast and hard, which is all that mattered. His hands held your waist, helping you push down as he thrust deeper inside of him.

“Fuck, you’re clawing really hard. No, I didn’t say stop.”

It was true, your fingernails were digging into him like there was no tomorrow. You didn’t stop, though. You definitely wouldn’t be able to hold yourself up properly if you weren’t holding onto Jimin.

“Jimin…” You moaned, and he followed along with a quiet groan of your name. He was close. You were just getting there, your core heating up more and more each thrust.

His thrusting was fast, and Jimin went so hard that every time he went back in you hit the wall, hard. The water was cold, but neither of you seemed to care anymore.

“Fuck, fuck!” You cried out, and he finished for the second time. You came not long after, while he was riding out his orgasm. 

“Now what are you going to do about a shower?” You mumbled when he pulled out. Jimin turned off the water, dragging open the curtains while looking back at you.

“Wait my turn. You go first.”

anonymous asked:

I wouldn't say I'm so cynical as to believe every western artist who gives BTS attention or tries to befriend them is only using them, but I do have some hesitations regarding it. For example I go to a really white school, so the few PoC are popular just so everyone can say "I have a Black/Asian/Hispanic friend!" I'm just kind of worried BTS may be used in the same way. Like "hey guys, these are my kpop friends, look how cool and diverse I am". That said I do hope they make some real connections

well or the poc people at your school could just be popular bc they’re cool people to hang around in general and it has nothing to do w their race. idk maybe I’m just not a cynical enough person to believe that celebs at the bbmas saw a group of seven asian men and thought ‘hey I’m gonna go get on w these people to gain cool points.’ I just don’t know who they’d be trying to impress with that. I mean so far bts’ western artist real life interactions are chainsmokers and halsey, and camilla cabello and wale, so people of all races have started to talk to them. they of course could have varying intentions but in the end they were all polite to bts. but your opinion is valid too, just not something I necessarily agree with. It’s just too exhausting for me to think that everyone has ulterior motives when talking to bts, especially if the people are being nice and respectful (as they all were yesterday), and giving me no reason to question them

thecolorsofapril  asked:

ARG! People make fun of me a lot for using sunblock too (I was just reading your tags on that last post) and it's so annoying!!!! >:|

There are no words for how baffled I am by the way that other people freak out when I use sunblock. Like, I’m not gonna be that guy that sits on tumblr and types out statistics to harass people, and I never try to FORCE other people to wear sunblock if they don’t want to. BUT, skin cancer and sun damage are both real–and, short of that, burns fucking hurt. I get that some people have a higher burn threshold than others and everyone is entitled to choose what they put on their own skin, but taunting people for wearing sunblock, or insinuating that they’re wusses is just weird to me. My complexion is very fair–like, picture a character in a Jane Austen novel and you’ll be right on track imagining my skin tone–so don’t tell me that I’ll finally tan if I just let myself burn (not true, I’ll just peel, feel like I have a fever, sleep poorly for four days and then freckle), don’t tell me that I’m being ‘fussy’. I’m putting on sunblock because if I go to the beach without it I will literally FUCK MYSELF UP. I will be a cherry red monstrosity. I will cry. Just let me reapply my sunblock in peace. 

Also, if anyone else experiences similar symptoms in the sun, I highly recommend Nuetrogena’s spray sunblock. It goes on fast, has a high SPF and is mad easy to reapply if you miss a spot. 

ALSO also, sun damage happens to all skin types! So even if you aren’t pasty and liable to sizzle after ten minutes, consider protecting yourself! 

Ok kids, gather round and listen close. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO A FUCKING LITTLE!!! If you talk like this right off the bat you are not a really fucking daddy you are a pervert that needs to stick to porn sites. I am so freaking sick and tired of guys being like this. It’s sad that no body has enough class to have a normal freaking conversation. Yes ddlg has a sexual side but that’s not everything it is. Not all little’s want just this. So STOP. it’s not gonna get you anywhere with a little. Learn to keep your penis in your pants and have a decent conversation for once please!!!!! It’s horrible how many times a day I get something like this on kik or snapchat or whatever.
If you want to be a real daddy learn to talk to a girl first. WE ARE NOT TOYS!!!
CASE CLOSED, RANT OVER.
now, if you need me I’ll be in my trailer.

P. S. DONT REFER TO YOURSELF AS DADDY UNLESS YOU ARE THE LITTLES DADDY!!!!!
❝THE FAMILY JEWELS❞ SENTENCE MEME

Below the cut are a bunch of one-liners pulled from Marina and the Diamonds’ album·“The Family Jewels.”

“Are you satisfied with an average life?”
“Drinking champagne to forget yesterday, ‘cause I remember the way it ended.”
“Better to be hated than loved for what you’re not.”
“It’s easy to be sleazy when you’ve got a filthy mind.”
“Do you think you will be good enough?”
“All you ever think about are sick ideas involving me and you.”
“Hollywood infected your brain.”
“I’m a fucking wild card.”
“You’re just a little bit too much like me.”
“I feel like I’m the worst, so I always act like I’m the best.”
“Well, you don’t know fuck about my family.”
“I feel numb most of the time.”
“I’ve got nowhere to go.”

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Today is an important day for me, it’s January 14th, which means that it’s Dave Grohl’s birthday!! :D ♥♥♥

This guy is my hero… He has always been here when i was feeling bad, his music is like a real medicine for me, and this since 5 years, even a bit longer actually. I can’t explain what i really feel for him, he’s my fave musician and i really doubt it’s gonna change cause no other musician is Dave. He really is the perfect guy for me, and i’m so glad i know him, even if i’m not even sure i’ll be able to meet him at least once in my life ♥♥ All the bands he his/have been in are so important for me, they made me discover who and how i really am. I don’t think i’ll ever be grateful enough for all what he has done for me.

Anyway, happy birthday to this beauty who’s turning 48 today. I wish him joy and everything that comes with it :) ♥♥♥♥♥♥

ok so I was at Tim Hortons. I was looking at the menu a bit debating if I was gonna get something to eat or not, he thought I was in line so I did the “you first gesture” he turns to me and says “hahaha are you in line? don’t know? I do the same thing. I never know if I’m in line or not. Actually it’s like; am I even here right now? or, is this real?” I told him “I feel ya, man” this guy, u shit u not, goes up to the cashier and asks how much a singular timbit costs

he proceeded to get three of them, in a bag. he didn’t even get the box.

legendary

I love how people use the word architect, for example the guy that came up with the travel ban on muslims .. they call him the architect of the travel ban or “software architects” and meanwhile I am a real architect .. but legally I cant even call myself an architect because Im not registered yet

But love how glorified the title is lol

inshallah soon Im gonna be like yooooooo das me

:D