how am i going to survive this long

Things Lance Probably Says to Sick Keith



- “I am not afraid to pin you down to check your temperature, Keith!”

- “I will haul your aSS INTO A POD IF YOU DON’T STOP ACTING UP!”

- “Don’t make me get Shiro!”

- “okay, that’s it. I’m getting Shiro!”

- “You aren’t going to fall behind in your training, Keith. Geeze.”


- “How did you even survive this long before me??”

- “How did you even survive at all??”

prince in training

~3k, rated T

Sterek ficlet inspired by this: “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au

This is kind of Princess-Diaries-ish. I know that’s been done before in this fandom (and thank god it has—it’s awesome), but I couldn’t help myself. Yay for self-indulgence!


Stiles thought the most annoying thing about suddenly being a royal heir to a small eastern European kingdom he’s never heard of would be the hyper-aggressive paparazzi, but he was dead wrong.

The most annoying thing is actually Derek Hale, the guy Stiles’ grandmother hired to teach Stiles how not to screw this up.

“Princes don’t chew with their mouths open, Stiles.”

“Princes don’t shove an entire fistful of curly fries in their mouths, Stiles.”

“Princes don’t wear pink-and-green plaid shirts from Target, Stiles.”

“Princes don’t slouch.”

They don’t slump, either, or yawn or sneeze or cough in public, or fist-pump, or drive beat-up old blue Jeeps, or wear bright colors, or rock out to the radio, or do anything fun.

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BTS reaction to their girlfriend being in a high position in the Korean army

requested by anon


“You are so brave for doing this, I’m so happy to have such a mentally strong person in my life.”

Originally posted by aestheticvbts


“I know other people don’t approve of your career, but I’m always here to support you, Y/N.”

Originally posted by jiminrolls


“You can’t imagine how proud I am of you. I can’t believe I can call such a courageous woman my girlfriend.”

Originally posted by jiminrolls


“I’m going to miss you so much, jagi-yah. You’re gone so many weeks and I don’t know how I’m always surviving that long without you. But I know it makes you happy, that’s what’s important to me.”

Originally posted by hoseokwhy


“Y/N, be careful, please? It’s already hard for me not having you by my side most of the time, but if I here that something has happened to you?…I couldn’t bear it.”

Originally posted by h-farah01


“I can’t believe I have such a pretty yet strong, cute yet brave woman in my life~ I love you with all my heart, Y/N, don’t forget that when you’re working.”

Originally posted by vivacioustae


“I admire you so much, you know that? Being in the military is a lot of stress and hard work…know that you can always call me if it gets too much, yeah?”

Originally posted by nevermindmyg


manga-b  asked:

If you don't mind me asking, why is the Jem comic being cancelled -- where the sales not good enough? Is there anything the fans can or could've done to keep the series going?

I wrote this whole huge post about comics monthly attrition and why that is and how hard it is to go more than a 12-issue run in modern licensed comics unless you’re called Batman or Wolverine or have a huge movie/tv/toy/cartoon machine working behind/with you…but it all added up to a fancy way of saying YES. Yes, it is a sales issue.

Like most monthly comics, we eventually lost the war of monthly attrition. Almost every comic sheds readers every month…it’s just reality. If you’re Batman/Wolverine/Etc. then you start with high enough initial numbers that you can handle the shedding for a very long time, which makes it seems like it’s not happening to those “bigger books”…but it is. It happens to even the best books with the biggest names…it’s just a reality.

And when you’re a cult indie property like Jem and there aren’t current blockbusters or a cartoon line, or a toy line, or something to keep bringing in new reader blood or other PR avenues…it’s hard to go indefinitely and survive the attrition.

I (and everyone involved in Jem I think) am pretty impressed how long we made it and the quality level and creators we were able to bring to it - I think we’ll have 644 pages of Jem comics by the end of this run? 744 if you add The Misfits to that! And that is no small thing. That is HUGE. Never when I started did I think we would get to do that many pages of Jem comics.

And I think while we did our absolute best and delivered an exceptional product, we absolutely owe most of our success to the fans. They were so supportive and engaged and passionate. It really made this whole Jem endeavor (which was always a risk!) a huge success across the board, critically and otherwise.

And I hope you guys will love what’s coming next.

What can you do? Just keep doing what you do! Buy your issues, keep current with the book, talk about it with your friends online/off, recommend it to people you think might like it, rate/review books (if you write for a site or podcast or youtube or something that’s the best thing for us, but even if you’re just a reader, not a critic just rating/reviewing us on Amazon/Goodreads/Comixology - helps a ton too!), write letters to IDW/Hasbro, and just generally keep up the enthusiasm and passion and excitement for Jem. Let people know you want it and love it! 

There’s a lot to be proud of and excited about, I promise you. <3

ETA: Welp. That ended up pretty long anyway! :D


Hello Fukuoka! (02/21)

Special thanks to (@aseria) for proofreading (^_-)-☆

Visual Board Tour Event:

Sendai | Sapporo | Hiroshima | Fukuoka

Mitsuki: Let’s begin for today! IDOLISH7’s web program…

All: Kimi to ‘Ai'dolish Nai to~!

Iori: This web program is presented by the seven of us, IDOLISH7, and takes place the same time as our tour to seven cities, “Visual Board Tour”.

Mitsuki: It’s sad that we had to leave Hiroshima. But starting today on February 21, we are visiting Fukuoka! People of Fukuoka, please take care of us~!

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Dirty Little Secret, No More. Part 3

A/N: Hey guys, sorry this took so long to get out.. I had a few incidents come up that have been keeping me from being able to finish and post this, so I am really sorry about the wait. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! No smut but there is a lot interaction between the reader and Simon and the reader, and Negan. There are flashbacks again as well and some interesting little tidbits in here that are all connecting the past to the present and foreshadowing the future! Sorry if anything is confusing I tried to make it all flow but it anything doesn’t feel free to let me know! Stay tuned for more. As always, feedback is very much appreciated!

warnings: season 7 ep 1 storyline? death, angst.. Negan’s filthy mouth, Rick being a dick (out of character for purpose of the fic.) – also not proofread thoroughly

word count: 6,750 ( a LOT, I know.)

part one , part two

Originally posted by negangifs

Originally posted by thefangirllanguage

Gasping for air and blinking my eyes rapidly I regain the strength in my body. Enough to realize that I am in a bed. A bed? As I lay there, waiting for my breath to steady and the feeling in my legs to come back I start to recall the events that took place when I was last conscious. Abraham, and Glenn, they’re dead. Negan did this, and not even with any sign of remorse. Was it all just a dream, I can hear no voices, just silence. It must have all just been a dream, maybe this whole world is just a dream, maybe.

“Well, good morning there sunshine!” I sit up quickly looking up to find none other than Negan standing in the small walkway of the RV staring at me with a grin. I guess it was- this, is real.

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How The Doctor Matsus Handle A Patient With A Cold

Osomatsu: Okay, so you’re a little fucked up in the throat and nose. (hears the patient gasp) Hey now, it’s nothing that a few pills can’t fix. And by ‘a few,’ I mean, kind of a lot…

Karamatsu: Let me look into your eyes. Your eyes are watery which gives me the indication that you’re in a deep spiral of sadness and sorrow. (hears the patient cough) It seems as though a crow has possessed you, too.

Choromatsu: You’re coughing AND you have a fever? Clearly, you must have pneumonia! (the patient grunts in frustration) Or…do you? Hmmm now it’s kind of hard to tell. How am I supposed to know? I mean, it’s not like I’m a doctor or anyth- Ohhhh……

Ichimatsu: You’re coughing and you have a runny nose? You’re probably going to die. It’s hopeless now. (smirks after hearing the patient gasp) Just kidding. You’ll survive…as long as you take your medications as prescribed.

Jyushimatsu: You’re having cold chills? That’s no good! I hate being cold! It makes me throw tantrums. You should stay in a nice warm bed and sleep all day every day. If you do, you’ll be up and about in no time! I’m sure of it!

Todomatsu: Hmmm so it appears that you have nasal congestion, a runny nose, and a fever of over 38.5 C. So obviously, you have a cold which is…honestly kind of gross, but it’s nothing to worry about! Just take the medication prescribed and here’s a bag of candies in case the medicine is too bitter for you! And if you need anything, just give me a call at this number and- (the patient thanks him and leaves)

Coming home

So, this is the first time I publish a fanfic ever. Of course it had to be Bughead the ones inspiring me to do it. I just thought of this and wanted to write it down. English is not my first language, so my apologies if some of the wording sounds a little off. Hopefully you guys enjoy it. All mistakes are mine. Future-fic.

“Betty, what are you doing here?”

Betty Cooper stands in front of him. Her ponytail a little disheveled, plaid jacket skewed and soaking wet. Out of all the people he expected to knock at his door, she is the last one. He just got back from visiting his mom and sister in upstate New York. Now, he is spending the night at his dad’s the night before he leaves for college.

“Can I come in? I need to talk to you,” she says.

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Hi guys. I highly doubt any of you are actually going to do this, but…

I am desperate. I have no money for food or for gas. I hate, hate, HATE asking for money, but I have no choice. So I’m going to be taking money for commissions. Just something small to get me through to my next paycheck, where everything SHOULD go back to normal and be stable for me to survive. 

(It’s a long story how I got into this mess, but if you genuinely want to know I can send the details)

But here’s the deal: I art. Not great art, but I do art. Mostly dragons. I struggle drawing humans on tablet, but it can be done. 

What I can draw: 




Humans, but only headbusts. 

I’ll do something small so like… A colored and shaded headbust for 5 bucks? If that’s too high I’ll lower the price I just need gas T_T 

Please please even if you can only do a dollar I’ll make something small. You can private message me on here or just message me on Discord. I’m Reaper#1884

Thank you. 

Here are some examples of my work:

I wanted to say something about Alien today, being that it is “Alien Day or whatever.” 

Alien is about survival and survivors. It is a very sexual movie and when you boil it down, it is about violation. An unstoppable phallic monster comes out of nowhere and has its way with your body for its own needs. That’s scary. That’s reality. Ripley or the crew of the starship Nostromo weren’t asking for it, they were just doing their day to day when their humanity is exploited. (None of this would have happened if they did not investigate a distress beacon, but you know, people want to help people). This monster cannot be killed, you can only survive it. 

Ripley survives it, she survives this extreme trauma, but again, she does not kill it, it is still out there somewhere, yet she is still standing. It makes me think of all the survivors in my life who I am lucky to be surrounded by. The strength it takes to keep going after something horrific. When I think of Alien, I always think of the ending. After everything that has happened to her, Ripley picks up her cat and goes to bed. There is something so human about this to me, something so true. I think of all the times something awful has happened to me and how I retreat to my bed to somehow try to begin the long journey to heal, but for Ripley that Alien will never leave, but she survived. In Aliens Ripley becomes a warrior, which is great, but in Alien Ripley is the most powerful thing to me, a survivor. A lot of you reading this survived and are still here and I am so happy you are and humbled by your strength in the face of whatever was unstoppable. 

This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

Come on, cat.

The Sound of Music Lyric Meme
  • "My day in the hills has come to an end."
  • "There are voices that urge me to stay."
  • "The hills are alive with the sound of music, with the songs they have sung for a thousand years."
  • "The hills fill my heart with the sound of music."
  • "My heart wants to sing every song it hears."
  • "I go to the hills when my heart is lonely."
  • "How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?"
  • "How do you make her stay and listen to all you say?"
  • "How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?"
  • "These are a few of my favorite things."
  • "When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad."
  • "Let's start at the beginning, a very good place to start."
  • "The first three notes just happen to be do-re-mi."
  • "When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most everything."
  • "You wait on an empty stage for fate to turn the light on."
  • "You are sixteen going on seventeen. Baby, it's time to think."
  • "Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men."
  • "You need someone older and wiser telling you what to do."
  • "I am seventeen going on eighteen, I'll take care of you."
  • "I know that I'm naive."
  • "Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet."
  • "How can love survive?"
  • "How can I show what I feel for you?"
  • "Lost in our wealthy domains are we."
  • "We'll make our love survive!"
  • "Perhaps I had a wicked childhood."
  • "Somewhere in my wicked, miserable past there must have been a moment of truth."
  • "I must have done something good."
  • "So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, goodnight."
  • "I hate to go and leave this pretty sight."
  • "I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne."
  • "The sun has gone to bed and so must I."
  • "Climb every mountain."
  • "A dream that will need all the love you can give."
  • "Today you have to learn to be a realist."
  • "I will not bow my head to the men I despise!"
  • "You can't stop it even if you tried."
  • "You're a fool if you worry over everything but little number one."
  • "An ordinary couple is all we'll ever be."
  • "All I want of living is to keep you close to me."
  • "You are sixteen going on seventeen, waiting for life to start."
  • "Somebody kind who touches your mind will suddenly touch your heart."
  • "Gone are your old ideas of life."
  • "You may think this kind of adventure may never come to you."
  • "You look happy to meet me."
Prompt List #1

1. “, you look really fucking sexy in that.”

2. “You look…”

3. “How the hell am I going to explain this?”

4. “Bite me.”

5. “You here to finish me off, doll?”

6. “If we get arrested, it’s your fault.”

7. “Only a fool would fall in love with someone as deadly as me.”

8. “How long have you’ve been standing there?”

9. “You had this planned all along, didn’t you, you little shit?”

10. “Dance with me, and pretend the world doesn’t exist.”

11. “If I survive, will you marry me?”

12. “I thought you forgot about me.”

13. “No. Not you, anyone but you.”

14. “Was that supposed to hurt?”

15. “You don’t listen much, do you?”

16. “That has got to be the lamest pick-up line in existence.”

17. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

18. “Who were you before the war?”

19. “I may have accidentally sort of adopted 5 cats/or dogs.”

20. “The last time I said yes to you a lot of people died.”

21. “I was just kinda hoping that you’d…y'know, fall in love with me.”

22. “I was worried. You could have at least called.”

23. “With this smile, I can get away with everything .”

24. “Feel free to admire me.”

25. “I can’t stand how they’re looking at you.”

26. “Somehow you don’t even have to open your mouth to make my head hurt.”

27. “Where do you think you’re going dressed like that?”

28. “You just give off the impression that you want to murder everyone you look at.”

29. “You’re being too friendly with them.”

30. “You skipping out on work again?”

31. “I don’t like when they touch you.”

32. “Who were you talking to?”

33. “No, you aren’t going without me.”

34. “I love being a third wheel. It’s so fun. This isn’t sarcasm. No, definitely not.”

35. “Now where’s the fun in that?”

36. “Do you trust me?”

37. “Can I kill him?”

38. “I never stood a chance, did I?”

39. “I look at you, doll, and I want you so badly.”

40. “I can’t sleep know you’re upset with me.”

41. “I can’t sleep without you.”

42. “You, sir, are very attractive.”

43. “Damn, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or punch you.”

44. “I’ve always seen you, doll. From the moment you found me, I’ve seen nothing but you.”

45. “My night just took a turn for the better.”

46. “Holy fuck, what in the hell happened last night?”

47. “You want to explain the drunk voicemail you left me last night?”

48. “I could beat the shit out you.”

49. “Baaaaabe, I need you to stop kissing on me and let me do my jo-Oh my god!”

50. “There is no way I did that. I wasn’t that drunk.”

51.“I’m dying. My allergies are trying kill me. This is the end of me.”

52. “I’m so tired but there is no going to sleep after that.”

53. “A dream catcher? Really? I’m not a child.”

54.“You can’t put yourself in the kind of danger anyone. You have a family, you got a son that idolizes you.”

55. “Y-you’re what…?”

56. “Are scared of me?”

57. “Drop everything and come with me…”

58. “How did you get these scars?”

59. “ Stop stealing all the damn blankets!”

60. “Is that my favorite shirt? I’ve been looking for that for weeks.”

61. “That’s part of being a parent, babe. You have to accept that she won’t be your little girl forever.”

62. “Are you the one that keeps blasting Disney music at 3am in the morning?”

63. “Stay still! I can’t help you if you keep moving.”

64. “So wait…is that a yes or a no?”

65. “How about we get out of here?”

66. “It technically wasn’t on fire..”

67. “So you’re the reason my shirts keep disappearing.”

68. “Oh so you think I’m cute when I’m angry?”

69. “I’m sure that sounded different in your head, but please never say that again.”

70. “Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do this time?”

71. “Why are they all afraid of you?”

72. “Are you bleeding?!”

73. “I want you to remember: you deserve this.”

74. “You have got to stop saying things like that, babe.”

75. “It wasn’t as bad as last time, I swear!”

76. “You’re still here…and you’re making pancakes?”

77. “Close your eyes, and count to ten.”

78. “I love you from the bottom of my heart…but I don’t trust your cooking.”

79. “If you don’t do it, I will.”

80. “You are driving me completely and utterly mad.”

81. “I noticed, I just acted like I didn’t.”

82. “Please stop putting things in my microwave.”

83. “When I said dress formal, this is not what I meant.”

84. “What do you mean you forgot to take it?!?”

85. “You can’t be serious.”

86. “How can we already be out of condoms?”

87. “I don’t what world you live in, but that’s not how things work around here.”

88. “Are we gonna talk about last night or are you gonna act like it never happened?”

89. “I can’t believe told them that I had ___ kink.”

90. “Stop that, you’re embarrassing me.”

91. “Oh yeah…did I forget to tell you my mom was visiting..?”

92. “Fight me.”

93. “I’m not sick, stop treating me like a baby.”

94. “I swear to God, I’m gonna kill you when I get home.”

95. “Baby, you can’t do that without me.”

96. “I hate you, and your cute face.”

97. “Why am I in love with you?”

98. “Winner buys dinner.”

99. “Did you read my messages ?!”

100. “When you said ‘birthday surprise’, this is not what I pictured…”

These days

I miss the sun; true long good stretches where the garden must be watered every day to survive, where the warmth lulls me midday into a drug-like easy happiness. I miss evenings so mild that I forget life is more than just good and how hard it is for me to live in the moment. 

I am caught this week in a weird, dreary place that matches the weather. In a continued effort to fight my old bad habits I am stuck, sitting cross-legged with them in a circle like a children’s game. What do you do if you are not willing to do things the old bad way but you don’t know what the new good way is? You sit there and do nothing. You sit there with your demons and you feel pretty crappy because you want them to go away. 

The time my childhood best friend secretly carried on an affair with the great love of my life, all the while he was trying to get back together with me. The woman I would have trusted with my life. I think a part of me sees her in every other woman now. What do I do with that? And what about that marriage thing, those years where everything I did was wrong and unworthy and even my tears were punished? The subtle unavailability of the men that have been in my life. What do I do with that?

I am wading through this; I am fighting my instinct to lash out and push away and am instead working to clear a new path. I feel like I’m just sitting here, not knowing what to do.

A great many years of subtle messages that I am unworthy. It’s the little things that make that message feel so real. But it’s not real, is it? Because we’re all worthy and lovable. Certainly I am. 

Here is something, finally good and true and I am loved and I am more than accepted but adored and free. I don’t want to let my demons anywhere near this. 

So I sit, quietly, until I know how to go forward in a better way. I sit with my pain and observe it and put my hand to my heart and hold on. 

And the cat, she sits near me, quietly standing guard at the end of the chaise and the foot of the bed and in the doorway. That sort of quiet presence helps.


Hi all,

I’m going to be opening up emergency commissions. I’m currently an unemployed, severely depressed graduate student with no way to make ends meet. I am applying for jobs daily, but am hearing nothing back. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I’m unable to take classes this semester which means I have no financial aid to live off of. As a result, I do not have the money to cover rent, bills, and food.

My father is being kind enough to cover my next two months rent on my apartment, but I need income in order to survive. 

Thats where this comes in. I know it’s a long shot, but I’m going to see how much money I can possibly raise with commissions.

TL;DR: I don’t have enough money for rent, food, or bills. Please help.

RIGHT NOW I am sticking to waist up shots. Talk to me privately about full body images and I may agree to it for an extra charge!


  • Couples (extra charge per person)
  • Animal ears/tails are A-Ok!
  • I will do furries, but I might charge more depending on how feral they are.
  • OCs and Fan-Characters welcome!


  • NSFW. Sorry guys, I’m not good enough at this to feel comfortable charging for it
  • Animals - Same as above, I’m not experienced enough to ask for money for this
  • Mechs

Contact me at or IM me through Tumblr to discuss! Payment will be through paypal invoice.

Please reblog if you’re not interested in purchasing, every little bit will help!

“So What Do We Do Now?”

*pulls your face real close to mine* Listen. To. Me. 

You fucking fight

I’m not american, I can’t imagine how terrified those who are LGBT+, POC, Disabled, Female, Islamic, and any other minority of the US must feel right now, despite how scared I am myself. 

But you wake up tomorrow and you fight. You show that fucking orange dickbag that you will not go quietly. You will survive. You are smart, brave and important to your country no matter what anyone tries to tell you. 

You fight to keep yourself safe, you fight to make your voice heard, you fight for your future, you fight for those around you. 

This is not the end, this is the beginning of a long road ahead but I believe in you. 

Stay safe, look out for yourself, stay informed, and survive just to spite them. 

I love you all. Let me know what more I can do. 

Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop

word count: 1.7k (exactly wow)

genre: fluff.

warnings: swearing, but that’s it…

based off the prompt: “I just spilled coffee all over you and i’M SO SORRY but now you’re laughing and shaking your head and I’m falling hardcore in love with you.”

beta: beth (you were a great help tysm!) <3

A/N: This song is nice to listen to while reading this and it the inspiration for the title. (It is also just one of my favourite songs in general). (Originally posted in May before I deleted my blog!)

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