how adorable can you be you little perfect creature

roads-back-home-deactivated2015  asked:

I don't want to sound sadic, but I'd love to hear your description of John Simm. You can make it as long as you want and say everything you want. Any wish to do this? :B I know it's a weird request, but I'm really curious to read it.

AAAAAH

I HAVE PERMISSION TO FANGIRL??!!!

GUYS GUUUUUYS I HAVE PERMISSION TO RAVE OVER JOHN SIMM (and hope he never sees any of it )
*clears throat*

Now let’s start with the face of this adorable man. First off I have to tell you a thing. John Simm is like red wine. He will grow on you. He just will. Everytime you see that smile a piece of your heart will turn into a worshipping little creature screaming JOOOOOOOHN WHYYYY

Exhibit A: 

Now look at it a little bit closer yeees. Do you see how his entire face lits up by his smile, the cheeks. The wrinkles around his eyes…
*pets face* my adorable little koala I want to kiss every inch of it ok

And have you seen his eyes?? The molten amber soft perfection?? 

Yes yes I have somewhere a post only dedicated to his eyes, because damn YES. 

And you know he has sort of a round face, but somehow he doesn’t. 
Like he can go from this:

to: 

*________________________________________* you SEE THAT? *runs finger along scruffy jaw* 
Sorry drifting off. Also look at his lips in the last one. Both his eyes and lips are not soo prominent, but if you take a closer look *scrambling Anderson image and dying noises* PERFECT

Now look at his whole movements. How he walks and more:

He has this little arrogant swing in his shoulders and hips that’s driving me crazy ok?? (but my darling can’t run…nope.. that looks horrible) 

And now *heavy breathing*
LOOK AT THIS: 

Like god damn it. I hope you’re never in the room with me when I’m watching that part of EoT (and later because I will cry like a little girl) 
But this.. ARMS, SHOULDERS, NECK.. GOD YES ESPECIALLY THE NECK,and the anger and the concentration and the the smoothness of that move. agdfgdlfjslfjslfjslfoaowef 

and well..damn he looks good in a collar ok: 

ooh and look at this. Just ook: 

Congratulations you now really want to have sex with him. Nope I’m not even leaving you an option. there is none. You just do. BECAUSE DAMN YES LOOK AT IT nnnnghh

AND HAVE I MENTIONED HE’S A BRILLIANT ACTOR? 
Like if you’ve seen more than DW (although that’s a good example as well ) He’s absolutely brilliant. Go watch LoM, Prey and The Village. He will make you fall in love with a character, be broken for and with him, and hate him with burning passion. 

And have you seen him holding a gun? 

Or this adorablness I still can’t handle:

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS A BLOODY CAGE DANCER inclusively cycling shorts when he was a student? 
And that he’s a very good singer? 
And how adorable he is with his children? (Not to mention that his wife has the same name as I do… yes I’m very fond of that fact ) 
Look: 

In the end there is only one thing to say: If you don’t love him already you should really reconsider your life-choices.