how about you spork my eye out

I want some Bully!Matt so badly.

He’s damaged. He’s disillusioned and Keith’s an easy target. I want ‘constantly battling his own nature’ Keith to defer to or avoid Matt in all instances so as not to ‘start anything’. I want Shiro, too tired and too broken himself to see the tension for what it is. I want Hunk and Lance to unknowingly feed into the bully!matt game thinking it more light-hearted than what it is. I want Pidge to notice something’s seriously wrong, but ignore it because she’s just so happy Matt’s back. I want it to escalate into full whump. Because I’m a glutton for (Keith) punishment.

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Keith had just started into his dinner when he felt the heat of someone watching him. He glanced up through his fringe and met Matt’s sharp eyes. The eldest Holt was leaning his cheek on one hand, his own food forgotten in front of him.

‘I didn’t know you could eat veg, Kogane. Thought you were more of a red meat man,’ Matt said lightly.

Keith’s chewing slowed and he swallowed past a lump. ‘Pardon?’

One dry huff, a strangled chuckle. ‘You know,’ he said, his smile a small wound. ‘A carnivore.’

A few eyes canted towards Keith; Lance’s expression all bright curiosity and open for a vocal sparring.

‘Oh! Are we Galra Keith bashing!?’ he exclaimed. Pidge elbowed him and tutted loudly. ‘I’m kidding!’

Keith pressed against the back of his chair. ‘I like vegetables,’ he said stupidly, and shoved another sporkful of Hunk’s creation into his mouth.

‘Oh my God!’ Matt laughed, slapping the table with both palms. ‘Listen to how loudly he chews! Damn, Kogane, you ever think about a muzzle.’ His eyes narrowed and his smile broadened to a shining bank of teeth. ‘Must be that strong Galra jaw.’

‘Matt,’ Shiro chastened, but there was a smile: that diplomatic, peace-keeping smile. He leaned across and squeezed the back of Keith’s neck. Keith ducked out of the touch and stood as slowly as he could manage. All eyes were on him now. Lance’s face had shifted to wide-eyed discomfort.

‘I’m done,’ Keith said, slipping his bowl into the chute. It clattered far more loudly than he’d intended. He grimaced. ‘Thanks Hunk.’

‘Those Galra emotions are getting the better of you, Kogane.’ Matt’s voice followed him out of the kitchen.

My thoughts on Turn Season 4 Episode1

Short pants + long socks = fashion
YA BOI TOWNSEND
HERCULES MULLIGAN
Oh gross Benedick Arnold (it’s a pun)
No HERCULES so soon?
Mmmmmmmmmm that theme song
BENNY IS BACK
MA BOI
HAIR SWOOP IS BACK!!! IT IS BACK
Those Alexander eyebrow wiggles
Anna Strong. MY GIRL MY GIRL
Finally talk about Selah
CALEB!! MY BEARDED BOI
For once I agree with Abe
Bois going to be blazing(the rations)
Why Simcoe? WHY?!
AWWWW PEGGY!! PEGGEH
SHADE PEGGY SO MUCH SHADE
Ben is no traitor! George!
Simcoe just burst in like the queen of the castle
No Rob is not going to be put in jeopardy not by Simcoe
ABIGAIL!! ABBY!!
PHILOMENA SHADE OH MY GOD
RICHARD YOU CAPITALIST PIG!! Honestly go Abe
Anna know best Ben just accept it
“Knockin?”- Caleb Brewster 2k17
GO CALEB
GO BEN
MY SOLDIER BOYS BLAZE IT
Oh no CALEB!!! He’s in trouble oh god. Hurt him I dare you Benedict!!
CALEB MY BOY!! OH MY GOD
SPORK!! THE SPORK!!
Lady Washington is so sweet and kind
Caleb the actual sass master
BEN IN THAT COAT!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD SAVE ME NOW THAT IS AMAZING
wow ummmm okay….walking in on That must be awkward sorry Anna
Caleb telling Benedict the truth about himself gives me life™
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE SIMCOE TOUCH MY BABY
George freakin out about renovations gives me life
I love the spork so much
George and Martha are relationship goals and I love it
I love this Caleb/Simcoe interaction it’s brilliant
Oh god Simcoe suspects Abe oh my god oh my god
Anna is so pure
Caleb!! No Caleb!! Simcoe go die in a hole!!
You’re asking with your eyes I can tell
Simcoe backstory? Nope he still sucks still not redeemable
SIMCOE NO YOU SHITE!! SIMCOE!!!!
“Now I know what Mary has to deal with”
Oh god seeing the human side of the redcoats was such an important thing. I wish we got more of that like with André
CALEB!!! Caleb no!!

brittanyjannell  asked:

A kid I go to school with was given an ARC of Blue Lily, Lily Blue (I think he was trying to wow me, but we go to art school for writing so I've seen a few), and this just got me to wondering how you feel about your ARC's circulating in the chain of giving?

I’m totally fine with physical ARCs being handed around — they can only get handed around so many times, you know? — so long as people aren’t selling them for $150 on eBay. It’s when I see the eARCs being shared about on the internet without limit that I want to spork my eyes out, give up writing, and instead go paint dragons on my basement walls until the end of my days.

But physical advanced review copies, yes, share, share; allow that manchild to believe he has wowed you, if you like, if it will get that ARC into your hands.