how about that

its so interesting seeing how different the bts ship demographics are between twitter and tumblr like
taekook and yoonmin are at the pinnacle of popularity for both platforms but then when it comes to jimin and yoongi ships:
there’s a huge following for vmin and yoonjin on twitter
but on the contrary jikook and yoonseok reign over tumblr

an occurrence among the marauders
  • james: what kind of drill do you want, sirius?
  • sirius: i want one right in the ass.
  • james: ...
  • sirius: ...
  • james: ...
  • sirius: ...i'm not gay, james! it was a joke!
  • *later on that day*
  • remus: *takes his shirt off*
  • sirius: IM SO GAY, IM FUCKING GA
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i have 0 excuses okay i just saw @joliemariella‘s tags on my silly drunk Pap animation and 

look at all those friends

c’mon Sans, gotta carry ‘em for SCIENCE (and friendship)

I just keep thinking about how I get to see my big sister and nephews next month, after twenty years of not knowing their whereabouts and having no way of contacting them. Everyone’s going to cry. Hell, I’ve been crying off and on all day just thinking about it.

When you only have 1 friend

I am laughing my ass off.
On the day of the new update, before turning off that weird location thing snapchat has going on, I took a minute to look at it and

my friend who lives 5 minutes away

okay lets zoom out a bit here..
How about the entire province?

… the Americas???

beautiful-mystic-mess  asked:

Hey! I just wanted to say I really enjoyed reading Testing the Waters! It was some top-quality smut, but I have to ask why you chose the safe word to be spaghetti - any reason in particular? I found it really funny!

i asked my friend who started the spaghetti joke how i should respond to this ask and they told me to just put this image

so there u go

henlo, im touch starved as heck and i had a miniscule amount of physical contact yesterday and its bringin in the neediness full force now

To any type of hate anon or an anon “worried about my health”

You, my friend, need to understand something. I grew up being bullied by my family for my size and then in turned bullied by friends and ex’s.

Coming into my inbox and either trying to talk “reason” or insult me is going to do jack shit. You are not my doctor, you are not my partner of 11 years. You also aren’t a handful of friends I trust with my life. So I am either going to delete your message or if I feel feisty, give you a fun reply.

But honey child, you aren’t hurting my feelings and you also giving me a chance to show other people who are bullied about their size. No matter their size, that we can and should stand up for ourselves.

I’m here, I’m queer as fuck, fat as I please and I have too much to do with my time. Much love but please find a productive hobby that helps the world.

Originally posted by sailormoonfavorites

pansexualbcky  asked:

aaaa if you do it, good luck love! if you don't, dont worry <3

ohhhh my god I just came out to my dad (since my mom already knows and my brother isnt home yet) but first of all tysm aaaAAAHHHH im screaming

it went pretty well ??? he was really supportive and told me he didn’t care about who I loved as long as I was happy, we talked for awhile and it was nice and he like went on this whole thing about how I should cut off people who aren’t accepting of me which was awesome

towards the end though I was like “so you didn’t suspect it 👀” and he responded “Well with all the laughing you did, I just figured you were really happy. Not gay” AND THEN I WAS LIKE ALRIGHT GOODNIGHT SDJFHDSIO FUCKING ICONIC QUOTE ABOUT ME BEING BI FROM MY D A D

Lance is like… the unexpected ride or die friend. He’s the guy you call when your car breaks down in the middle of the night but only after you’ve already tried ten other people. And when he picks up you don’t really have high hopes because you two aren’t really that close, but apparently he didn’t get the memo because he’s immediately like “oh shit yeah sure gimme a sec to get some clothes on and get in my car and also do you want coffee or anything? because I think I’m gonna stop and get some so I don’t crash my car on the way lol. no? you sure? okay hang tight for a few mins be right there”

More Watertribe Lance
Also avatar Lance this time because we talked about this with friends and we are lance trash we wondered what kind of pet Lance would have if he was the avatar… Like Aang has Appa and Korra has Naga.

And we ended up with a Peacock-Lion because it just suits him perfectly

(also it was supposed to be Keith’s pet -bc yeah it’s definitely more a firenation-ish beast- but things happened ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i’ll write headcanons someday lmao)

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And there’s a storm that’s raging through my frozen heart tonight…” (Warm Bodies AU)

This film doesn’t make much sense, but I really enjoyed it. Sue me. 😎
{FYI, the comic strip is based on the scene where Judy Julie is rescued by a zombie. ;)}

Jonas: soo … just a quick head ups 
Emma will come to the Eid thing too 

Magnus: hæ???

Mahdi: what?

Jonas: im kind of dating her 

Magnus: WHAT
WHATTTTTTT

Mahdi: 
emma? as in isak’s emma?

Isak: was never my emma 

Even: Emma?
Emma Larzen?

Isak: Even 

Even: :) 
what? :) 

Isak: chill 

Even: :) 
Im super chill? :) :) 

Mahdi: Even, just using those smilies is creeping me out, man

Magnus: EVEN IS PISSSSED 

Even: no
:) 

Isak: 🙄
its chill 
really J, its chill
right babe? 

Even: sure 
:)