you should draw some rlly sad fanart of dirkjake to the song "Can't Help Falling In Love," By elvis.
Anon:sUNNY IM SCREAMING (and crying) B/C THERES A COVER OF ‘THE ONE THAT GOT
AWAY’ BY KATY PERRY AND ITS SLOW AND SAD AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS
DIRKJAKE I NEED YOUR HELP (if u wanna suffer w/ me its “The One That
Got Away” by “Boyce Avenue”)
Anon:Jake gets amnesia and forgets everything about Dirk.
my dad was like ok you can have a goldfish but i had just eaten so much candy floss that i was really hyperactive & i got my goldfish & i was like i’ve got a gold fish I’ve got a goldfish I’ve got a goldfish i flung it in the air & the goldfish feel on the floor out the bag & died