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mbti as history of japan

INTP: ding dong, it’s the outside world
ESFP: [how about s u n r i s e l a n d]
ISFP: and the royal palace became such a dream world of art that they really didnt give a shit about running the country
ESTP: [h i r e a s a m u r a i]
INFP: [n o w t h e r e s m o r e a r t]
ESFJ: [open the country. stop having it be closed.]
ENFP: “that sucks” they said “this sucks!!!!”
ISTP: and japan says “can you maybe chill” and russia says “how about maybe you chill”
ENTJ: p l e a s e r e s p e c t u s o r w e m i g h t i n v a d e y o u a s w e l l
ISTJ: [i t s t i m e f o r w o r l d w a r 1]
ISFJ: [n o] said everybody, quieter this time
INFJ: the shogun didnt actually care he was off somewhere doing poetry
ESFJ: [t h e l e a g u e o f n a t i o n s] whos mission statement is to try not to take over the world
ENTP: h o w b o u t i d o a n y w a y
ENFJ: and the united states started helping britain because they’re [g o o d f r i e n d s] and not helping japan because [t h e i r f r i e n d s a n d o u r f r i e n d s a r e n o t f r i e n d s]
INTJ: “and now i’m going to invade korea, and then hopefully china”, he said, and failed. and also died.

The signs as "history of japan" quotes
  • aries: in the year -1,000,000,000 japan might not've been here
  • taurus: it's time for [who's gonna be the next shogun] [vote now on your phones]
  • gemini: [and now i'm going to invade korea, and then hopefully china], he said, and failed. and also died *boom*
  • cancer: [h i r e a s a m u r a i]
  • leo: [it's time for w o r l d w a r 1]
  • virgo: how about s u n r i s e l a n d ?
  • libra: knock knock. it's Europe, they just want to sell some shit, like clocks, and guns, and [j e s u s]
  • scorpio: [g o o d f r i e n d s], [t h e i r f r i e n d s a n d o u r f r i e n d s a r e n o t f r i e n d s] , [plustheyreplanningon i n v a d i n g thewhole o c e a n]
  • sagg: h o w b o u t i d o , a n y w a y
  • capricorn: knock knock. it's the United States. with huge boats (with guns) (gunboats)
  • aquarius: [n o w t h e r e ' s m o r e a r t]
  • fishies: [b y e]
THERE WAS A GUY AT MY CAMP WHO LOOKED LIKE ROBBIE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I S T R U G G L E D ???


-HE WAS REALLY CUTE AND AWKWARD


-HE HAD CUTE LIL CHUBBY CHEEKS


-HE ALWAYS LIKE STOOD TO THE SIDE TO LET ME PASS OR HELD DOORS OPEN FOR ME


-HE DID THE WEIRDEST BUT CUTEST LITTLE DANCE MOVES TO WHATEVER MUSIC WAS PLAYING OVERHEAD


-HE WAS SOOOOOO SO SO SO SWEET LIKE I CAN’T GET OVER IT HE WAS A PRECIOUS RAY OF SUNSHINE


-OK AT MY CAMP IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEBODY, YOU GIVE THEM A SPOON. AND I GAVE HIM A SPOON AND HE STARTED BLUSHING AND KEPT SAYING THANK YOU AND HE FOUND ME LATER TO THANK ME AGAIN.


-BUT AFTER I GAVE HIM THE SPOON I WAS BEING REALLY AWKWARD AND LIKE REFUSED TO MAKE EYE CONTACT AND HE KEPT ON TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION THAT NIGHT UP UNTIL THE FOLLOWING AFTERNOON AND HE MADE EXCUSES TO CHECK UP ON ME A LOT.


-LATER WHEN I ASKED FOR A PIC WITH HIM HE ASKED WHO I THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY TOLD HIM HE LOOKED LIKE MY FAVORITE ACTOR. AND I SAID “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONCE UPON A TIME?” AND HE SAID “YEAH, I HAVE.” AND I SAID “YOU KNOW THE GUY THAT PLAYS PETER PAN?” BUT HE SAID “NO, I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT THAT FAR, I’M SORRY.” AND THEN HE SAID “BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT I LOOK LIKE THE KID FROM CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.” AND I TOOK THE CHANCE TO CHECK HIM OUT LOOKED AT HIM A LITTLE MORE AND SAID “OH MY GOSH YOU KINDA DO.” AND HE LITERALLY WENT “OH PLEASE, NOT YOU TOO.”


-AND WHEN MY FRIEND SAID SHE WAS READY FOR THE PICTURE HE WRAPPED HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST AND PULLED ME REALLY CLOSE REALLY TIGHT I WAS SWEATING


-AND I HAVE A POLAROID CAMERA SO WHEN THE FLASH WENT OFF IT SURPRISED HIM AND HE KINDA STUMBLED BACK AND HE LIKE HELD ME TIGHTER


-AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AGAIN AND SAID “WAIT, DOES IT PRINT OUT THE PHOTO?” AND WHEN IT CAME OUT THE TOP AND STARTED DEVELOPING HE GOT SO EXCITED HE’S SO CUTE OMG


-AND WHEN WE WERE LEAVING ON THE CHARTER BUSES, HE SAW ME THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STARTED WAVING REALLY FAST AND HE WAVED UNTIL WE WERE OUT OF SIGHT.


-I LOVE HIM OMFG I MISS HIM SO MUCH ALREADY AND I CAN’T FIND HIS SOCIAL MEDIA UGHHH

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how about  ~s  u  n  r  i  s  e    l  a  n d 

ART TRADE WITH THIS LEOKUMI TRASH @greeentii !!!!!!!

It’s winter in Nohr so Leo lent Takumi his scarf uvu 

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT GGGggghhhhh _(:3 im gomen about your son’s hair

  • Washington: hi son
  • Hamilton: can you call me something else besides son?
  • Washington: like what?
  • Hamilton: how about
  • <i> ~ s u n r i s e l a n d ~ <i>
  • Washington:
  • Washington: no
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                         they won’t tell you fairytales of how girls can be  d a n g e r o u s  
                                                             and still win their B A T TL E S 
                they will only tell you stories where girls are sweet and kind, rejecting all sin.
                                     it’s a terrifying thought to know she invites the wild in.

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Kinkshaming Steven universe: Greg Universe

Greg fuvking f u x k e d a rock 💎. hOw dO yOu fukkles A GODDANG rOCC💢💢.😡 “yEAH LETS FRICKLE SPACE ROCK MOM“. Drill a hole in that bish and let ‘er rip. Dri hump💏💦 the Earth until it popps a bab named Stev👶. HOW DO U FIND PLEASURE IN D E S T R O Y I N G YOUR PENIS???😧😧😧 (jk I freaking love Steven universe, I’m trash for gay space rocks)

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