So,every week on this radio show in Houston,TX there is a show called “Roula and Ryan’s Roses” where they have a person in a relationship that suspects the other of cheating on the radio. Usually it is the woman calling and they offer 1 dozen free long stemmed roses, and the other that is receiving the call usually send the roses elsewhere,IE: not the person (woman) calling.
EXCEPT THIS MORNING WAS DIFFERENT.
A man called about his girlfriend because he went on snooping on her laptop and found out she has been on some Sugar Sites.
SO HE MADE A FAKE SD POT PROFILE AND STARTED MESSAGING HER AND PRETENDING TO BE A POT.
But then she asked for a phone call and this was his chance. So he called the radio station and they got one of the other DJs to use his voice to call “Sugar Baby Gwen”.
The kicker is in Part I of the Roses, the boyfriend said that this Gwen girl is a solid 10, out of his league and she is used to getting things and being a princess and he knew she was sugaring before she met him and even during the beginnings of the relationship BEFORE they were exclusive.
As a man in a relationship with a solid 10 on your arm, don’t you think you need to step up your game in the first place? When she was caught, she even said,”Well, if you would take me out every once in a while we would be fine!” and “You don’t teat me like the princess I am.”
AND HOLY SHIT. I feel so sorry for this girl. I wish I knew her in real life so that I could give her a hug. If her family was listening to the radio and recognized her voice, now they know. If any of her friends were listening and recognized her voice, now they know. AND she had to bear being called a hooker and being screamed at on the radio.
I get it. I’ve been there,Gwen. But at the same time you can’t date a regular ol’ Joe Schmo and expect extravagance. They just don’t have it. You should have never agreed to go steady if you weren’t ready to leave the Sugar bowl.
The moral of the story:
Lock your damn laptops,ladies. Because you’ll end up on the radio called out and humiliated.
Don’t date an average income man unless you’re willing to give up the lifestyle
If you DO date an average income man, and he is cool with sugaring, Jealousy is an ugly monster and make sure you tell him everything (like how I do with my current boyfriend)
Idk if it’s just me, but I’ve completely stopped posting about good things that happen to me in the sugar world because I honestly think the Sugar Gods do not want to see me boast. Literally every time I used to post about some shit I would get or a potential, it never worked out or happened again. Just a random post for the day.
I am so happy that daddy Wednesday is now a thing. Here is the first of little drabbles that I will write from suggestions and ask that are sent to @bucky-plums-barnes. Thank you love for believing in me and pushing me to write these. And a massive thanks for letting me take these asks and make them into stories.
Side note, when proof reading isn’t your bestfriend.
-cough-, -cough-, “Chris honey, would you be able to make me lemon green tea”.
“Anything for you, my love and I’m so sorry for getting you sick”
“Hey it’s ok, one we thought you weren’t contagious anymore, and two I can never say no your your snuggles”. “You are my cuddly NASA bear”. “And side not those NASA jumpers are so god damn comfy, whoever designed and made those needs a raise”.
After Chris makes you your tea and the two of you snuggle on the couch watching some recorded shows from nights before, your one year old son starts to get restless and clearly wants to wake up for the day.
Chris starts to get up, when you snuggle further into him. “Honey, don’t leave, you are so warm and comfy”
“Baby, I would love to, but one I have to get Mark out of his crib before he starts having a fit, he needs breakfast and two I need to go to work”.
“Can’t you just call in sick today, please for me.”
“Again I would love to, but I already took sick leave when I was sick and I am teaching today, so I can’t disappoint them.” “They all love me.”
“Sure they do Chris. Have they told you this or did you just make this up from thin air”
“Hey don’t be mean”. “I am going to get our son out and ready for the day. You just sit here and stay pretty”
“Hey there little man, did you sleep well”
Mark was the spitting image of his father. The day he came into your lives was one of the most magical day’s ever and Chris was one the surface of Mars, so thats saying something. Chris dresses Mark for the day (and of course its space themed) and packs his day bag, as he is going to work with him. While getting ready for work, Chris places one of his NASA jumpers into the dryer, so it’s nice and warm for you.
Walking back into the living room, Chris spots you curled up on the couch, watching the latest episode of Arrow. “God Stephen Amell is one handsome man”
“Ouch! love, what about me.”
“Haha, hey you are my gorgeous love bug”
“Mama, mama”. Mark starts to make grabbie hands for you and you just can’t resist. He is your little boy and the light of your life. But before you could get your hands on him, you start to have a cough attack. Chris sets down Mark to rub soothing circles on your back.
“I am taking Mark to work today. You need time to get some rest and I don’t want you to worry about Mark. I would prefer you to get better. There is some chicken soup in the fridge, all it need is some heating up. I stocked up the cupboards with some of your favourite snacks and I have left one of my jumpers in the dryer, so it’s nice and warm for you”.
“How did I get so lucky. I love you so much. Well I hope you have an lovely day at work and Mark be good to your daddy.”
Mark was sleeping soundly in his stroller, while Chris was running his class. Mark’s namesake decided to join the class, as he couldn’t pass a chance to be with his godson. Halfway through the class, Mark starts to cry, big Mark starts to rock little man back and forth, but he was having none of it. He just wants his dad.
“Hey little man, can you be a good boy for daddy, please” With no sign of stopping anytime soon, Chris was left with one option. Taking the harness strap out of the stroller, Chris straps his son to his chest and starts to hop around the classroom. Within a couple of minutes Marks starts to calm down and falls back to sleep. Chris continues the class like nothing ever happen. Watney without Chris spotting him, pulls out his phone and takes a couple of snapshots and sends it to you.
You couldn’t contain the smile that broke out on your face. This was the cutest thing ever and Stephen Amell has graced us with his presence today. Ha, let’s not tell that to Chris. Underneath the photo, Watney leaves the caption, “God my godson is the cutest thing, must get it from me, ha”.
Mark and Chris come back from work at around 5 o’clock. Chris feeds Mark his dinner and bathes him before reading one of his books and while he falls asleep. He turns on his solar system turner, before making his way to your shared room. “How was your day baby”
“It was alright, went and had a bath and then spent the rest of the day watching the TV. How was your’s, I saw what happen in class today. Let just say you make an adorable daddy.”
You show Chris the photo that Mark sent you, which also has become your phone screen background. Chris places his hand around your shoulders and you snuggle into his side. “You know I’m the luckiest girl in the world, I have two wonderful, gorgeous, handsome boys. You too just make me so happy”
“Oh, now I’m better than Stephen, baby.”
“Ha, you know I love you more honey”.
You look up towards Chris and start to lending in to kiss him. Before you could attach your lips to his, he moves slightly and kiss your forehead instead.
“Sorry baby, your sick”
You pout and give him the best puppy dog eyes ever. “Fine, come here baby”
Chris and you share a breath taking kiss. Well it’s easy too, as you are currently sick. You snuggle further into Chris and you fall asleep in a instance.