Thirteen: You what, found my old yearbook, and got a picture of my high school boyfriend?
House: Actually, that would have been a lot simpler. No I took this ten minutes ago. Your high school boyfriend who dumped you, leaving you unable to believe that anyone can rekindle an old flame.
Thirteen: He dumped me after I hooked up with his sister.
House: Would you mind letting him down gently? I might have made promises you can’t keep.

House, MD 7x20 “Changes”