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MODERN WITCH AU

@reserve​ and i were talking about contemporary witch kylo on twitter dot com and we agreed a lot of it is probably just kylo buying too many crystals and trying to get hux to wear protective charms (and also kylo making up weird rituals to try to get hux to try new things in bed) ANYWAYS i really like the aesthetic

Pisces in the...

1st house: Very soft and gentle, sympathetic expression, soft eyes.
2nd house: Not attached to material things, volunteers money, muddled finances.
3rd house: No boundaries with thinking, lots of fantasies, confusion with siblings, passive conversation.
4th house: Chaotic and confused family, few boundaries in family, living by the water, wanting an ideal life.
5th house: Sacrificing for children, withdrawn children, psychic or spiritual children, lying children.
6th house: Social worker, charity work, seeking sympathy from co-workers, unrealistic expectations of how the body works.
7th house: Sympathizing with the enemy, romantic compassionate partners, weak partners, gender fluid partner.
8th house: No sexual boundaries, studying dreams, unclear gender.
9th house: Fluid spirituality, supports self-sacrifice, psychic gurus.
10th house: Widely known as mystic, sympathetic public image, father who is deceptive or deluded, volunteering is a full time career.
11th house: Merges with group, water based groups, victims’ groups.
12th house: Fears of water/fish, vivid dreams, charity, out of body experiences.

I’ve started this painting back in March I think, then some stuff came up so I left it and then forgot about it. Recently I found it and decided to finish.

Ceasefire is the second part of the Children wake up series by @hollyhark which is absolute kylux classic and everybody should read it. 

100% closeups under the cut.

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House Hunters International: Kylux Edition

As promised, here is the first part of my three part Kylux Christmas Series, House Hunters International, Kylux Edition! Stay tuned for more antics and real estate bliss!

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“No.”

Kylo rolls his eyes, taking his arm from around Hux’s shoulders.

“We literally haven’t even gotten out of the car yet,” Kylo sighs.

“And l already know I hate it,” Hux snaps. “Javier, you can take us to the next property.”

“You’re not doing this!” Kylo says. “Javier, it’s fine. We would LOVE to see the house.”

“We most certainly would NOT.”

“Fine!” Kylo says. “You can stay in the car, and I’ll go see the house. That way if I like it, there’s nothing you can do to stop me from signing.”

“That’s not all you’ll be signing.”

Hux mouths the words “divorce papers” at Kylo’s exasperated face.

“Right, I’m sure,” Kylo nods. “Let’s go, Javier.”

Finn lowers his camera, glancing uncomfortably at the bickering couple.

“Um, actually, Mr. and Mr. Hux, you both have to see the property, at risk of breaching the contract.”

Hux glares at Finn with eyes that could gun down an entire army. For a moment, the nervous cameraman thinks he might be in for a fight; that is, until Hux sighs in defeat, and steps gingerly from the car, taking care not to get sand on his expensive looking shoes.

“Alright, Javier,” Hux bites icily. “What’s the deal with this place?”

Javier narrows his eyes, before regaining his professional facade.

“This house is three bedroom, three and a half bath, with an indoor and outdoor kitchen and beach access right out the back. The cost is under budget at $800,000.”

Kylo blinks.

“Under budget is a bit of an understatement, don’t you think?”

Javier swallows.

“Well, this is true, but for your first property, I wanted to give you something that truly speaks to Panamanian culture and tradition.”

Kylo glances to Hux, unsure. If they wanted culture and tradition, they would have asked for it, after all.

Javier guides the pair inside, and Hux immediately looks underwhelmed.
“The ceilings are a bit…low,” he murmurs.

Indeed, Kylo looks a bit ridiculous standing in the foyer, when he could touch the ceiling just by reaching his arm up. Javier tries his hardest to collect himself in the face of disappointed, future home owners.

“If you’ll follow me into the living room,” he says, “you’ll see this isn’t the case for the rest of the home.”

Kylo and Hux follow their realtor to the living room, which opens up into the kitchen and dining area. A large, floor to ceiling window offers an impressive view of the ocean.

Javier glances toward the couple, a look of expectance on his face. Surely this view will give a great first impression on these first time home owners!

“What?” Hux asks. “Do I have something on my face?”

As if to further his point, Hux looks to Kylo, who peers for a second, then shakes his head.

“You’re good, babe.”

Javier holds back a sigh.

“As you can see,” he continues, “The balcony has a lovely ocean view, perfect for cooking outdoors and relaxing.”

“Yeah, I’ve seen better,” Kylo drawls. “You got anything with a waterfall?”

The sound of Hux smacking his own forehead echoes through the empty house.

“You failed to mention a fucking waterfall earlier,” he says.

“Language, babe,” Kylo replies smugly. “This is television.”

“Um, it’s cool, we can edit it out,” Finn says hesitantly.

Hux smiles.

“See, darling?” he chirps. “They can fucking edit it the fuck out.”

Finn is beginning to wish they had picked the couple that may or may not have been a part of the mob.

Kylo and Hux follow the crew into the first bedroom, where again, they seem to be rather underwhelmed.

“Not big enough,” Kylo says. “We like a big bed.”

The bathroom, also, appears to be a complete fail.

“One sink?” Hux sniffs. “I worked my ass off for twelve years for one sink?”

“He likes his own sink,” Kylo explains to the crew, hoping this will clear up any confusion over Hux’s sour attitude.
It doesn’t.

The other two bedrooms are written off as unimportant, and by the time Javier is leading the couple to the back, Hux is on the phone with a business partner and Kylo is asking about the next property.

“How big is the shower? We like a big shower. I like those showers where you can sit down and stuff…”

Finn is beginning to wonder how they’re going to get any useable footage from House #1, when he overhears Hux’s phone conversation.

“…well TELL THE PRESIDENT that if he wants to talk he’ll need to make an appointment with reception, I hold no loyalty to the American government…well if it was the bloody QUEEN, then maybe things would be different, but it isn’t, so they’re not!”
Finn glances at Javier, who already looks a bit run down after only one house tour.

“Maybe we should just go to the next location,” Finn suggests. “I don’t think this is what they want.”

As if to further Finn’s point, Kylo shouts from outside on the deck, his voice carrying loudly into the living room.

“Can we get something with a pool? And like, maybe a water slide?”
Javier blinks.

“Um…” he begins, raising his voice so as to be heard more clearly, “There aren’t that many houses with water slides already installed…”

But Kylo is already asking about air filters, and Hux is so into his phone call that his interest in the property is completely lost.

“Mitaka,” Hux snaps into his iPhone, “I swear to all things holy, if I don’t see Josh Groban onstage singing his fucking heart out at our secret santa extravaganza, there will be NO Christmas bonus on your desk come December!!”

Javier sighs. This might just be the hardest sale he’s ever had to make…and this one will be on national television.

Bravely, he takes a breath, puts on a smile, and claps his hands together with as much enthusiasm as he can muster.

“Alright!” he announces. “Let’s go see the next property.”

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I hope you enjoyed! :) Happy Holidays, yall.

The Houses as Fullmetal Alchemist Characters

Gryffindor: Edward Elric / Pinako Rockbell

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Hufflepuff: Riza Hawkeye / Alphonse Elric

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Ravenclaw: Van Hohenheim / Winry Rockbell

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Slytherin: Roy Mustang / Olivier Armstrong

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Leo in the...

1st house: Mane-like hair, personal style, exudes confidence.
2nd house: Money comes from fame, invests in a little more, grandiose possessions.
3rd house: Talking proudly about siblings, very expressive hands, speaking in a dramatic way, warm relationship with siblings.
4th house: Dramatic family, warm relationship with family, grand home, proud of family.
5th house: Trophy-children, entertains children, bedtime stories, warm sense of humor.
6th house: Pampering pets, treating pets dearly, expensive food choices, expensive pet things.
7th house: Pampering partner, wanting a public partner, wanting to be pampered.
8th house: Self confidence in intimacy, roleplay, dressing up.
9th house: Travelling with style, paying more to travel better, generous to others, studying drama.
10th house: Known for drama, famous or performer, known for generosity, ego rooted in career.
11th house: Drama club, friends with fellow performers, friends who love attention.
12th house: Behind the scenes, dramatic dreams, fear of being embarrassed.