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Henry & Patrick: Scrapes and Bruises

Request  “could I request something similar to Scrapes and Bruises but with Henry and Patrick. maybe including their first kiss (well, the first one that mattered) with their gf?”

A/N  I couldn’t think of anything to title it; so i didn’t (title it). Also i’m posting this at 6:23am w zero hrs sleep so hmu for any typos 

Pairing Henry Bowers x Reader,  Patrick Hockstetter x Reader (She/Her Pronouns)

Warnings  → features Patrick Hockstetter and Henry Bowers, Pda & Makeouts, mentions of (parental) abuse, description of injury.


HENRY

↳ Henry just sat, silently fuming. His red face wasn’t just red from the blood.  You took off your shirt, and wet it with your water bottle, then began washing his face. He would’ve objected if he could find his voice. He loved how you looked in that shirt, but he just sat on that rock with a tight jaw.

You two sat, not far into the woods, across from you, you could see where the trees end, and then the road, and then a widespread Wheatfield. You knew, following that road north, you’d arrive at your home, and if you followed it south, you’d find Henry’s. And no doubt, inside would be Henry’s drunk, angry shithead dad

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that’s for me

request: none

warnings: language, violence, billy (?)

a/n: I love stranger things ohmygod 



You sat next to Steve as he and the four kids bickered back and forth about attempting to go back to the upside down. You sighed and ran a hand through your hair as you opened your mouth to finally speak- but you were cut off by a roaring engine in the driveway. The young red heads face filled with fear as she backed away from the table,                                                                        “That’s my brother. He can’t know I’m here. He’ll kill me, he’ll kill us.”

Your heart thudded at Max’s words as the usual tough girl seemed to be filled with fear. You turned as your boyfriend stood from the table and began to walk towards the door. You quickly stood up as you reached forwards and clasped his wrist. Steve took a deep breath before looking back at you. Your eyes were filled with confusion as you stood up,                                                           “Where are you going?”

He sighed as he narrowed his eyes at the kids,
“Stay in here and stay away from the windows.”

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anonymous asked:

HWTR to you saying something dirty and calling them daddy or some shit. Since you're usually not like that

Hi! I’m new and I hope you enjoy this!

- Hannah

(slightly nsfw)


Max

It was quite the night, both of you were really drunk; he’d been kissing you while the both of you were at the corner of the club and he was even surprised you let him when he asked if he could. “Why don’t we take this to my house, babe?” He whispered darkly on your ear, making a shiver run down your spine. He had his arm around your waist to guide you as you stumbled towards and into the taxi. You snaked your arms around him when he sat down, snuggling your head on the crook of his neck as he rubbed up and down your thigh. You smiled and got an idea. “B- babe.” He breathed out as quiet as possible so the driver won’t hear. You were nipping on his neck, occasionally biting. “You like that, daddy?” He looked down at you with a smirk, taken aback by what you just said. “Yeah, I do like that, baby girl.”

Ian

Ian seemed to be really tired when he slammed the door closed and ignored your greeting. “You okay, love?” you asked when you walked up to your shared bedroom. “Tired.” He said, “Just gonna take a shower.” He walked to the bathroom. You bit your lip and knew exactly what could cheer him up. You went up to him and hugged him, stealing a few kisses, “You want me to make you feel good, daddy?” His grip on your his tightened and his smirk turned to a grin. “I would very much like that, baby.”

Joji

Joji was busy, he was sprawled on the couch, editing a video while you were beside him, watching what he was doing. “I feel like it’s been hours that’s passed with what you’re doing.” You groaned, poking his cheek. “Darling, I really gotta do this.” His voice was deeper than usual, his hair messy on his forehead; you decided to just let him be for a moment and go get yourself water. “Can I have a glass, too?” He asked sitting up, “only if you give half an hour for me.” You replied, a cheeky smile dangled on your lips. “I promise I’ll give you all the time you want when I’m done.” You pouted in dismay and got him a glass anyway. But you knew your way with him; so after he drank his water, you took his laptop and put it on the desk so you could sit on his lap to kiss him. You took his hands and put them on your sides. “I think I’d like it if my time’s now, daddy.” He cocked an eyebrow at you, smirking. “You know your way with me, don’t you?”

anonymous asked:

Loved your House imagine! Can you do one where the reader is similar to him. Like sarcastic and sassy and a doctor like him but does more psychology side of it. Fluff or smut, I don't mind:))

House X Reader – Mirror Image Part 1

A/N – Let’s hope this House one actually gets some bloody notes… it’s not a huge fandom.

Warnings – None

Rating – T


Originally posted by raven-queen298

Cameron, Chase and Foreman bounced excitedly to your office. Cuddy had assigned them to learn from you for the week and the break from House’s arrogance was sure to be relieving; not to mention, you were one of the most prestigious psychologists across America.

“I’ll bet (s)he’s really great, working on more than hunches, unlike House,” Cameron gushed.

“(S)he’s going to teach us so much,” Chase marvelled.

“I’ll be stoked just to hear my own name,” Forman added. “Not ‘hey you,’ or ‘the convict.’ Doctor (L/N) will call me by my name.”

In your office, you heard the chatter of House’s protégés as they came down the hall. You sighed irritably, wondering why Cuddy had cursed you with three ingrates you didn’t want. They were in diagnostic medicine, any psychology you could teach them would be no use in their profession; it would all go in one ear and out the other.

They let themselves in your office, never bothering to knock, irking you further.

“You’re late,” You growled, folding your arms upon facing them.

“Uhh-” Chase mumbled.

“Hur Dur Dur,” You mocked. “IF YOU CAN’T FORM A SENTENCE, DON’T MAKE A SOUND.”

Chase swallowed nervously, the trio straightening up suddenly as if under inspection.

“I cannot believe that I’ve been assigned you three. Can any of you toddlers even spell psychology? Why you chose to study that primitive blood and gore is beyond me, especially when the human mind is so much more fascinating.”

“And you can teach us?” Cameron asked boldly.

“Oh sweet lord, I don’t think the combined intellects of Socrates, Freud, and Nostradamus could teach you three; you couldn’t even tell the time enough to get here. Still, you’re stuck with me for a week so I do have jobs for you.”

Despite the terrible introduction, Chase, Foreman and Cameron perked up slightly at the mention of jobs.

You pointed to them in turn, “You get me a coffee, you a copy of the T.V. guide, and you… organise the pens in my office; I want them in colour order.”

“Hey, you can’t use us as your slaves,” Foreman argued. “We’re here to learn, not do your crap.”

“Are you refusing to do what I’ve told you?”

“Yeah, I don’t need this shit, I’m going to do a real case.”

Chase and Cameron looked unsurely at Forman as he left the room, pondering the consequences of disobeying you.

You rolled your eyes. “Ugh, go on, go. At least he had backbone.”

They scurried after Foreman, eager to get away from you and back to the safety and familiarity of House; at least they knew how to handle him.


“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!” House demanded, slamming his hands on your desk.

You glanced at his name badge, affirming that it was indeed House; you’d never met him before but you knew of him.

“Hmm, so when you’re done playing with human bodies, you settle your boredom by yelling profanities at other doctors. It’s like watching a baby spit out a dummy.”

House raised his eyebrows, he hadn’t been prepared for a battle of wits, considering that the hospital was full of dimwits. Despite that, he continued with his angry spiel, preparing for what you may argue next.

“They were yours for a week.”

“Excuse me?”

“Chase, Foreman, and the other one. They were yours for a week. Think about it, you have them for one week wherein I can do what I want and finally get out of this hell-scape but no, you couldn’t even do that, you had to send them back to me for eternal suffering.”

“You had a poor relationship with your parents.”

“What?”

“It’s why you have trouble with your assistants, they’re too much responsibility. Not that I blame you, you’d think three adults would know how to manage their time effectively without having to rely on us telling them what cases to do.”

House threw up his arms, “I know right, they’re so clingy and-” he stopped, pointing at you accusingly, “Oh no, you’re not getting in this brain, there’ll be none of that psychology crap on me.”

“Because you’ve obviously been in counselling before.”

“I’ll trade an experimental operation on you for a session.”

“Touché.”

“Look, all you have to do is take them back, make them look at some charts or notes or something; it makes them feel important and I get a break to catch up on General Hospital and do what I want.”

“I’m not taking your mistakes; besides, you haven’t missed much on General Hospital, other than Gracie marrying Drake.”

House gasped, “No, she was clearly made for-”

“-Joseph, I know. Not to mention, now they’re married, Drake’s trying to steal Gracie’s shares in the hospital.”

“That bastard.”

“See, that’s exactly what I said… You know, for someone into all that disgusting fleshy stuff, you’re not so bad.”

“And for someone who wastes all their time pretending they’re not a glorified shrink, you have impeccable taste.”

“Coffee?”

House grinned darkly, “I was thinking we could move straight to meaningless sex.”

You looked him up and down seductively, “Your place or mine?”

“Yours, I’m curious to see if your pay grade’s above mine.”

“Works for me.”

IMDB LIST OF KEANU ACTING CREDITS (UPDATED)

Actor (89 credits)

 2018Siberia (filming)
Lucas Hill 2017Replicas (completed)
Will Foster 2017Rain (TV Mini-Series) (announced)
John Rain Rally Car (pre-production)
The Starling (pre-production)
Jack Untitled Bill & Ted Project (announced)
Ted ‘Theodore’ Logan 2017John Wick: Chapter 2
John Wick 2017/ITo the Bone
Dr. William Beckham 2016Quantum Is Calling (TV Movie)
The One (voice) 2016Swedish Dicks (TV Series)
Tex- Episode #1.10 (2016) … Tex- Episode #1.9 (2016) … Tex- Episode #1.6 (2016) … Tex- Episode #1.5 (2016) … Tex- Episode #1.4 (2016) … TexShow all 6 episodes 2016The Bad Batch
The Dream 2016The Neon Demon
Hank 2016The Whole Truth
Ramsey 2016Keanu
Keanu (voice) 2016Anyone Can Quantum (Short)
Narrator / Keanu Reeves (voice) 2016/IIIExposed
Detective Galban 2015Interrogations Gone Wrong (TV Series)
Keanu Reeves- Keanu Reeves Arrested, Interrogated, and Really Pissed Off (2015) … Keanu Reeves 2015/IKnock Knock
Evan 2014John Wick
John Wick 201347 Ronin
Kai 2013Man of Tai Chi
Donaka Mark 2012Generation Um…
John 2010Henry’s Crime
Henry Torne 2009Easy to Assemble (TV Series)
Vorste Feirron- The Team Building Event (2009) … Vorste Feirron 2009The Day the Earth Was Green (Video short)
2009The Private Lives of Pippa Lee
Chris Nadeau 2008The Day the Earth Stood Still
Klaatu 2008Street Kings
Detective Tom Ludlow 2006The Lake House
Alex Wyler 2006A Scanner Darkly
Bob Arctor 2005/IIEcho (Short)
Narcissus 2005Constantine
John Constantine 2005Thumbsucker
Perry Lyman 2005Ellie Parker
Dogstar 2003Something’s Gotta Give
Julian Mercer 2003The Matrix Revolutions
Neo 2003Kid’s Story (Short)
Neo (English version, voice) 2003Enter the Matrix (Video Game)
Neo (voice) 2003The Matrix Reloaded
Neo 2003The Animatrix
Neo (segment “Kid’s Story”) (voice) 2001Hardball
Conor O'Neill 2001Sweet November
Nelson Moss 2000The Gift
Donnie Barksdale 2000/IThe Watcher
Griffin 2000The Replacements
Shane Falco 1999Me and Will
Dogstar / Himself 1999The Matrix
Neo 1997The Devil’s Advocate
Kevin Lomax 1997The Last Time I Committed Suicide
Harry 1996Feeling Minnesota
Jjaks Clayton 1996Chain Reaction
Eddie Kasalivich 1995A Walk in the Clouds
Paul Sutton 1995Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic 1994Speed
Jack Traven 1993Little Buddha
Siddhartha 1993Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Julian Gitche 1993Freaked
Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited) 1993Much Ado About Nothing
Don John 1992Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Jonathan Harker 1991Providence
Eric 1991My Own Private Idaho
Scott Favor 1991Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Ted 1991Point Break
Johnny Utah 1991Paula Abdul: Rush Rush (Video short)
Jeff (uncredited) 1990Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures (TV Series)
Ted Logan- A Grimm Story of an Overdue Book (1990) … Ted Logan (voice)- A Job, a Job, My Kingdom for a Job (1990) … Ted Logan (voice)- Never the Twain Shall Meet (1990) … Ted Logan (voice)- When the Going Gets Tough Bill & Ted Are History (1990) … Ted Logan (voice)- This Babe Ruth 'Babe’ Is a Dude, Dude (1990) … Ted Logan (voice)Show all 13 episodes 1990Tune in Tomorrow…
Martin Loader 1990I Love You to Death
Marlon 1989The Tracey Ullman Show (TV Series)
Jesse Walker- Two Lost Souls (1989) … Jesse Walker 1989Parenthood
Tod 1989American Playhouse (TV Series)
Kip- Life Under Water (1989) … Kip 1989Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ted 1988Dangerous Liaisons
Chevalier Danceny 1988The Prince of Pennsylvania
Rupert Marshetta 1988Permanent Record
Chris Townsend 1988The Night Before
Winston Connelly 1987Trying Times (TV Series)
Joey- Moving Day (1987) … Joey 1986Babes in Toyland (TV Movie)
Jack Fenton / Jack-be-Nimble 1986Under the Influence (TV Movie)
Eddie Talbot 1986River’s Edge
Matt 1986The Brotherhood of Justice (TV Movie)
Derek 1986Flying
Tommy Warneki 1986Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color (TV Series)
Michael Riley, Age 17- Young Again (1986) … Michael Riley, Age 17 (as K.C. Reeves) 1986Act of Vengeance (TV Movie)
Buddy Martin (as Keannu Reeves) 1986Youngblood
Heaver 1985One Step Away
Ron Petrie 1985Comedy Factory (TV Series)
Crackers- Fast Food (1985) … Crackers 1985Letting Go (TV Movie)
Stereo Teen #1 1985Night Heat (TV Series)
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How To Raise A Teenage Vampire

Summery: Mystic Falls is under attack, or so the group thought until Damon catches a nameless girl causing havoc.

Having no choice but to take responsibility of the girl the group have to balance their day to day live and a vampire girl with a very Damon like attitude.

Some mature themes through out!!!

BonnieXDamon    MeredithXSage    StefanXElena    MattXCaroline/Tyler

 (Based on the books With Main Characters As Their TV’s Actors)





Damon had given up tracking the vampire, who had been stealing from the blood banks and feeding on the locals every now and then. At first the group had been convinced they were under attack from another vampire, or someone was trying to expose the vampires of mystic falls.





“Whisky.” Damon grunted at the bar tender, his whisky was handed to him by the teen, who looked up and smiled flirtatiously as he set eyes on a young girl at the other end of the bar. 



The girl was slender and elegant, she had an air about her that reminded Damon of himself. Her round childlike face was flawless which was odd for a child her age, the vampire thought to himself.




He raised an eyebrow when she glanced around and smiled when she thought no one was watching her. The bar tender returned with a bottle of fizzy pop, making the girl smile to herself. 



After he’d flirted with her for a while she rolled her eyes and set her bottle down, jumping off the bar stool.



“Hey you didn’t pay.” The boy said frowning at the bar as if he was checking to see if she’d left money on the side. 

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Love is an Iron Heart

A Beauty and the Beast AU - Part 4 (Previously

Steve met Dr. Banner outside the Barnes’ home and together they eased James onto the portable cot. He was bundled up while Steve was gone, arm wrapped up and sitting beside James’ body. Low by his hip as if in morbid reminder that it was no longer attached. Steve forced back a swallow, feeling bile in his throat as blood soaked through the bandages wrapped tightly around James’ shoulder.

Mrs. Barnes hefted a bag, fingers clutching the strap with pale fingers and white knuckles.

“He’ll help.” She whispered, a mantra meant to reassure herself. She blinked up as the doctor took her free hand.

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Oil Pan Catch All

Pairing: Sirius x Hermione

Words: ~1020

Written for: shayalonnie

Follow up to: The Art of Bandying


Her Healer robes were itchy, sticking to her skin with the balm of summer. Scratching and chaffing and she was -

Well, she was ready to get home and have a hot scalding shower and slough off the day and lay arse naked on top of the covers and just bask in the feeling. Hermione could just about feel the tears of happiness pool on her waterline at the thought of that feeling - satiated, like she’d just scratched a particularly bad itch except it’d covered her whole body and her skin would feel bare for the first time since 7 this morning - not just naked but completely bare.

The Magical Bugs and Diseases floor brought quite a lot of rather unpleasant things to the job; bodily functions, secretions and odours. Mr. Fletcherson had vomited on her shoes that morning and even a good scourgify had not been enough for Hermione to feel better about it. Work clung to her, she knew, and the first order of business was to detach it, forcefully if necessary.

The sun beat down on the pavement outside the row house, darkly regal from the outside just as she remembered it being at first summer she had read ’12 Grimmauld Place’ from a scrap of paper that was burned immediately after she had memorized it at Remus Lupin’s behest. Islington was quite a lovely are of London to live in, and there was a certain air of wealth about it that Sirius seemed to tolerate more easily that she had expected. When he had become a free man, pardoned of crimes he had been falsely accused of after returning from the veil nearly four years ago,  he’d taken to roaming the pubs and bedding women left and right.

And then one night -

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How To Raise a Teenage Vampire (Part One) Teaser

Summery: 

Mystic Falls is under attack, or so the group thought until Damon catches a nameless girl causing havoc. 


Having no choice but to take responsibility of the girl the group have to balance their day to day live and a vampire girl with a very Damon like attitude. 

Some mature themes through out!!! 

BonnieXDamon    MeredithXSage    StefanXElena    MattXCaroline/Tyler

  (Based on the books With Main Characters As Their TV’s Actors) 





Damon had given up tracking the vampire who had been stealing from the blood banks and feeding on the locals every now and then. At first they had been convinced they were under attack from another vampire or someone was trying to expose the vampires of mystic falls.



“Whisky.” Damon grunted at the bar tender, his whisky was handed to him by the teen who looked up and smiled flirtatiously as he set eyes on a young girl at the other end of the bar. The girl was slender and elegant, she had an air about her that reminded Damon of himself. Her round childlike face was flawless which was odd for a child her age, the vampire thought to himself.




He raised an eyebrow when she glanced around and smiled when she thought no one was watching her. The bar tender returned with a bottle of fizzy pop making the girl smile to herself. After he’d flirted with her for a while she rolled her eyes and set her bottle down, jumping off the bar stool.



“Hey you didn’t pay.” The boy said frowning at the bar as if he was checking to see if she’d left money on the side. Damon rolled his eyes, is was quite clear the girl had no money so he pulled his wallet out of his pocket. He didn’t want some spoiled girl ruining his afternoon.



“My drinks are on the house.” The girl said darkly as she gazed into the boys eyes. For a moment Damon was caught by surprise and he froze waiting for something to happen.




“Your drinks are on the house.” The boy replied in a monotone voice. The girl smiled and wiped a thin trickle of blood from her nose before hurrying out into the street. Damon hurried after the girl and watched her jump from one shaded spot to the other, she was testing how long she could stand under the sun as she went along.



Damon sighed and pulled his phone out of his pocket dialling Stefan who was probably at the library with Elena. Stefan’s impatient sigh answered Damon’s call.




“What do you want Damon?” Stefan snapped impatiently wanting to get back to finding out who was in town as quickly as possible.




“I found her.” Was all Damon said before hanging up. He would have said something sarcastic but the girl was now standing under the sun sizzling, alarming a large number of humans around her.




He gripped her waist and pulled her down an alleyway before using his vampire speed to move the stunned vampire into an abandoned warehouse. Once he set her down the child bared her fangs at the elder who did the same, his sheer power being enough to force the girl to submit almost instinctively.




“You need to be more careful, didn’t your maker teach you anything?” Damon snapped at her. She didn’t reply but began inspecting her surroundings looking for a way out. She lay eyes on a long plank of wood that had been broken off at one end, Damon could see the thought going through her head and waited for her to reach for it.

HanniHolidays Drabble: Day 4 | Prompt: Snowball

Will was out in the yard when Hannibal pulled into the drive. He stepped from his Bentley in his long coat, shining dark in the midst of so much white.

“You’re early.”

“I thought I could help with dinner.”

“Don’t trust me, huh?”

“I trust you very much.”

Hannibal turned toward the house. Will smiled darkly. He knelt, gathering snow tightly in his gloved hands. He let the snowball fly and it burst in a cloud of white against Hannibal’s back.

Hannibal turned, cocking his head. He scowled, then smirked, kneeling down and reaching into the snow. “You’ll be sorry.”

Cupcake! Misha, drawn by me at the prompting of Batmanandbullwinkle and Anne of House of Darkly.

(For those who don’t remember, Misha gave out coffee to the fans in the Hall H line at SDCC this year. He did this after his traditional run past the line. For no known reason, he decided to wear an apron with a cupcake pattern on it. William Shatner saw images of Misha during this charitable moment and decided to nickname Misha “Cupcake”. So far, it has stuck.)

((Please do not repost. Do not print this image to sell. I will be making prints available to buy asap. Thank you.))

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Emerald City Comic Con! …is a thing I am doing. Con #1 on the spring convention gauntlet. Will I survive to see #3?! I don’t know, but if you want any of THIS stuff, you should come see me at ECCC ;) Here’s a teaser of: MonsterFriend batch, Flibble batch, Licker batch; convention exclusive Hug-A-Mug Coffee (limited edition!) and new release Tentacle Attack necklace in Dark Night; PLUS part of a batch of Vials of Hearts & Stars. Just a sample of what I’ve brought! Handy dandy map provided so you can find me at Booth 1304. 

There will also be plush pie. And bacon. Can’t go wrong with pie and/or bacon.