Game of Thrones Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Jon: You know those days when you’re like, “this might as well happen.”

Daenerys: I am a proud woman and you will treat me with respect!

Jaime: And my dad pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then, he ordered one black coffee for himself. And kept driving.

Cersei: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Sansa: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Bran: I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Arya: S T R E E T S M A R T S

Tyrion: I quit drinking because I used to drink too much then I would black out and I would “ruin parties.”