A Song of Ice and Fire/GoT Americana

House Stark, New England Old Money:

“The winters are hard, but the Starks will endure. We always have,” (AGOT, Eddard I)

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House Baratheon, Monopoly Businessmen of Florida: 

“As the gods will it. Bring on your storm, my lord—and recall, if you do, the name of this castle,” (ACOK, Davos II)

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House Lannister, California Gold-rushers:

“The Lannisters never declined, graciously or otherwise. The Lannisters took what was offered,” (AGOT, Tyrion II)

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House Tully, Nobles on the Mississippi Rivers:

“She would show these northerners how strong a Tully of Riverrun could be,” (AGOT, Catelyn III)

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House Arryn, Scions of Appalachia:

“The most splendid work ever built by the hands of men, a palace worthy of the gods themselves. Surely even the Father Above does not have such a seat,” (TWOIAF, The Vale)

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House Tyrell, Louisiana Royalty:  

“The Tyrells were only stewards that the dragon-kings had upjumped far above their station. Their vanity was exceeded only by their ambition,” (AFFC, Cersei I)

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House Martell, Masters of the Arizona Desert:

The arms of House Martell display the sun and spear, the Dornishman’s two favored weapons, but of the two, the sun is the more deadly,” (AFFC, The Queenmaker) 

Stark Reunion Be Like
  • Sansa:Well it's just us to hold the Stark legacy now, Jon. And by that I mean just me, really, since you're a bastard and all.
  • Jon:Harsh.
  • Sansa:Deal with it, Brood Boy, we're all that's left of the Sta-
  • Bran:(thrown into room) WAIT! He's not even a Stark! He's a Targaeryn!
  • Sansa:...
  • Jon:...
  • Bran:(crawling forward) No really, I saw it while grabbing this tree...
  • Sansa:HOW THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRAN
  • Bran:I was trained by the Three-Eyed Raven, and Hodor helped me escape the Night King, and oh! Uncle Benjen's still fighting on the other side of the Wall!
  • Jon:HOW IS THAT FROZEN HARDASS STILL ALIVE IS HE JUST TOO MEAN TO DIE
  • Servant:Lady Sansa I have more missives from FUCK ME RUNNING IS THAT BRAN
  • Bran:what
  • Arya:(rips off servant face) BRAN OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!
  • Jon:
  • Sansa:
  • Bran:
  • Arya:oh, yeah, sorry, trained to be assassin, face-swap-thingy, list of people to kill. Blah blah backstory.
  • Sansa:How long have you BEEN here?!
  • Arya:Couple of weeks now. Your security is SHIT I've been watching you sleep and could have killed you a dozen times over. Can I have my old room back, btw?
  • Jon:I swear to whatever messed-up being brought me back from the dead, if one more of us comes out of the bloody woodwork I'll...
  • Lady Stoneheart:Yoooooooooooooooooo