house of life

Hogwarts as a Slytherin #1

- Wrapping up in blankets in your dormitory or the common room because it’s always just cold enough for your fingers, toes, and nose to be constantly cold.

- Getting up early to do your hair and makeup every day because as a Slytherin you’re expected to look better than anyone else.

- Sneaking around the castle at night but never getting caught.

- Perfectly ironed robes.

- Hiding between the bookshelves in the library, listening in on conversations.

- Getting into trouble with the years above you.

- Raised eyebrows at Gryffindors/first years/that person who showed up to class without taking a shower.

- Keeping your circle small, hushed whispers in the hallways.

- Trying out for Quidditch, being a giant bundle of nerves.

- Forgetting to eat because you’re always too busy to sit down in the Great Hall.

- Getting distracted and looking out at the black lake while doing homework in your common room.

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i always kinda wanted smth w flowers?? like just some real good flowers in a simple black and white style prolly

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  • Newt Scamander: Magical creatures? No I haven't seen any- *trips and ten bowtruckles fall out of sleeve* oh those aren't mine I'm just holding them for a friend- *frantically tries to pick them up, niffler falls out of back pocket* right, if you'll just let me explain- *turns around and three murtlaps, a herd of erumpets, one litter of curps and the entirety of New York's dog pound fall out of his coat* LISTEN-
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Happy Halloween, everyone! Be safe (VERY IMPORTANT) and have fun~ <3

*climbing through moffat’s kitchen window* i just find it funny, and by funny i mean unbearably annoying, how sherlock just completely ignored john’s vatican cameos *dusting myself off and going to the fridge* i mean, the entire point of this season and tbh the rest of the show was that john and sherlock need to cooperate to work efficiently *gets a carton of milk and chugs it* and sherlock just went against alla dat even though we know he’d learned from his mistakes after the reichenbach fall. also *pours all the remaining milk over my head* sherlock was gonna shoot himself and john just stood there like a fucken idiot???? whats up with that???