house hunters drinking game

HGTV's House Hunters/House Hunters International Drinking Game

Take one drink when:
- It’s a city where you’d never want to live
- A couple has completely opposite wish lists OR a single buyer contradicts their own wish list
- A property is more than $100,000 over-budget when buying or $1,000/month over-budget when renting
-Take another two drinks if the realtor then calls it just “slightly over budget”
- The buyer complains about something cosmetic as though it can’t be easily fixed (namely: paint color)
- “Open concept floor plan”
- “Rustic charm”
- “I don’t even know if my bed will fit in here”
- “Stainless steel appliances”
- The buyers are seen doing an obviously staged activity (eating crepes in France, eating lobster in Maine, riding in a stupidly nice car that you’ll never be able to afford let alone the mansions that they’ve been touring and whining about, etc)
- A couple seems doomed for divorce

Chug for the duration of:
- A realtor complaining about a buyer’s unrealistic needs/behavior

Finish your drink if:
- The buyer chooses the property you absolutely never would’ve guessed in a million years

House Hunters International Drinking Game

Take a drink whenever…

  • Someone asks where the dishwasher is
  • Idiot American is confused that everything is smaller in [Non-US Country]
  • Someone mentions “entertaining guests”
  • Husband/boyfriend/male spouse makes a joke about his female partner’s massive amount of clothes and/or shoes
  • Wife/girlfriend/female spouse makes a joke about her massive amount of clothes and/or shoes
  • Both the man and the woman make a joke about the woman’s massive amount of clothes and/or shoes
  • “Open floor plan”
  • Laughably small budget
  • Depressingly large budget
  • Someone has clearly not researched what living is [Country] is like