June 3rd, 1892 saw the birth of a new football club (despite many bitch fits thrown by the Evertonians). John Houlding told the Evertonians to find a home somewhere else, traveled all the way to Scotland and bought himself a team of Mc’s and some other players too, don’t worry. William Barclay and John McKenna co-managed this new side. Liverpool won their first ever game they played (3rd September 1892) by a whopping 8-0 margin. That same year they won the Lancashire Trophy. And the rest is history. Well literally - cause we dipshits don’t like winning anything any more (please refer to season 2014/2015). But despite it all, we all still love you, and Happy Fucking Birthday you stupid club - now win us something.
P.S: WHY WERE OUR FUCKING HOME COLOURS BLUE AND WHITE?
FOR THE PERIOD ASK AND PEOPLE WIYTH VAGINAS IN GENERAL: coconut oil delays periods so put some in a smoothie or oven top popcorn and you period can be delayed! (or just eat the coconut oil plain)