For the inaugural (heh, heh) post: Martin Van Buren. Just because you’re a president doesn’t mean you have to have no sense of fashion, am I right? People didn’t like him, but the Panic of 1837 was totally Andrew Jackson’s fault anyway.
Napoleon Bonaparte. Possibly the hottest hottie history has ever seen. I mean, look at that heroic stance. Just gaze into his piercingly grayish-blue eyes and feel that sexiness - that pure, unadulterated attractiveness….
Hottie in history: John Wilkes Booth. Admit it: you’re attracted to bad boys. If he were living now, he’d probably be wearing leather jackets and he’d own a motorcycle. He also might be killing our president, so maybe it’s best he stay in the past.