hotti siwon

  • Baekhyun: Dude, Sehun, I can't thank you enough for inviting me to this party with all your Victoria's Secret model friends you met through Miranda Kerr.
  • Sehun: I care deeply about you, Baekhyun. Mainly because Tao keeps texting me that I need to "do something about Baekhyun" every time you try to do skinship with me.
  • Baekhyun: That Tao. I always knew he was a great guy. So why are we in this tiny office?
  • Sehun: This is where the party is.
  • Baekhyun: This doesn't look like enough space to throw a birthday party for a Victoria's Secret model.
  • Siwon: Hello, Sehun. I see you brought a friend to our session.
  • Baekhyun: Sehun
  • Baekhyun: Why is Siwon here in a silly costume
  • Sehun: I apologize, I lied to you. But I hope you can forgive me, as God surely will. I did this for the greater good.
  • Sehun: This isn't Siwon, this is my therapist, Dr. Intelligence.
  • Baekhyun: That is clearly Siwon with a fake mustache and glasses.
  • Siwon: I am sorry about the fakeness of my mustache, but when I attempted to grow a real mustache people told me they felt "uncomfortable" allowing their children around me
  • Sehun: Stop being so judgemental, Baekhyun. Open your mind.
  • Siwon: It's alright. He has much to learn. Sehun, could you leave us alone to talk?
  • Sehun: Naw, our ride ditched us so I have no where to go
  • Siwon: Technically, I probably shouldn't hold a session with Baekhyun while another client is here but I'm not a real therapist so it's probably not a big deal
  • Sehun: Not a real therapist haha you're full of the jokes
  • Siwon: Yes
  • Siwon: jokes
  • Baekhyun: Eff this I don't need therapy! I need underwear models!
  • Siwon: Sehun has told me that you define your self worth by your ability to, as he puts it, "get your mack on with all the hotties."
  • Baekhyun: Yeah, so?
  • Siwon: So, it sounds like your obsession with having others view you as someone who, if you will, "makes out with everyone" has prevented you from finding true happiness.
  • Baekhyun: I'm happy! I'm happier than both of you combined.
  • Sehun: But is it real joy? Have you ever experienced real joy?
  • Baekhyun: Sehun, I've been to church with you and I don't know where this real joy you're talking about is.
  • Baekhyun: I assumed "finding true joy" was code for you letting me make out with you after the service.
  • Baekhyun: So that was a bust
  • Baekhyun: What a huge waste of time
  • Siwon: Do you really think it's a waste of time, spending quality time with Sehun?
  • Baekhyun: This is stupid, I'm leaving.
  • Sehun: You haven't been talking to Kyungsoo much lately.
  • Sehun: I heard he was upset you asked him to have an open relationship with you.
  • Baekhyun: You're a prick. I'm never falling for your tricks again.
  • Sehun: Woah, Miranda just texted me.
  • Baekhyun: Really??? What did she say??
  • Sehun: She wants to come to therapy with me next week. She's bringing some hot friends.
  • Baekhyun:
  • Baekhyun: I guess I could give this ONE more try.
  • Baekhyun: See you guys next week. -leaves-
  • Siwon: Sehun, you really shouldn't invite so many people to therapy.
  • Sehun: Oh Miranda's not coming. The text was from our manager asking when we were coming home.
  • Siwon: Pray that God can forgive your lies.