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China’s hottest “boy band,” Acrush, is actually all women

  • This “boy band” is saying “Bye Bye Bye” to stereotypical gender presentations.
  • In March, Acrush, considered one of the hottest new “boy bands” in China, came out to their hundreds of thousands of fans as being a band made up of women mostly in their early 20s, according to Quartz. Read more. (3/31/17, 12:01 PM)
How them 2000s live actions kids shows be
  • Normal Girl: *internally* I'm just a normal high school girl. I suck at math. I hate my parents. When someone asks me about my opinion on complex socioeconomic issues, I just go "What the heck!?" and start "texting" or something like that. My life would be just like yours, except for one thing: I have an amazing power... I can talk to cetaceans!
  • *at the docks, a bell tolls as our normal protagonist hears the voices of cetaceans bubbling in her mind*
  • Normal Girl: *staring deeply into the ocean*
  • Best Friend: Ahoy! What're you doing?
  • Normal Girl: Just staring into the oceanic abyss, thinking about how much I hate my parents. *internally* I have to keep my ability to speak to cetaceans secret or else... uh...
  • Best Friend: Haha, I feel that, friend. What a colorful life we teens live, our seaside environment awakening a rumbling darkness within ourselves of which we mull on our own with nothing but the unbounding depths of the ocean as our one escape. An escape which serves to only maim our fragile egos with newfound adolescent anxieties.
  • Normal Girl: What are you even talking about?
  • Best Friend: I don't know. I haven't slept in a week. Let's go to the mall.
  • *at the mall*
  • Normal Girl: *internally* My town might as well be called Lamesville. Nothing ever happens here, but the mall can be pretty fun. It's only place in the whole town with anything in it that isn't fish or excessive amounts of woodlice.
  • Best Friend: ...So I'd just dance and I'd dance until my feet broke. When that happened, I'd just get up and dance on my broken feet. And I did this until they were raw and blood was everywhere. I kept waking up in the morning extremely exhausted after this dream. I decided to record myself one night and it turns out I was dancing in my sleep. I haven't slept since I saw that. *leans in close to the normal girl* I'm afraid of what I'll do in my sleep.
  • Normal Girl: Wow, sounds weird... I guess. *sips coffee*
  • Best Friend: OMIGAWD! It's Chad Alphakid. He's coming this way!
  • *the normal girl and her best friend squee*
  • Normal Girl: *externally* That's Chad Alphakid. Who is he? He's only the hottest most coolest boy in this entire lame city. I've been crushing on him since I was like twelve.
  • Chad: Uh, okay.
  • Normal Girl: Did I just say that out loud!?
  • Chad: *sits at the table* Listen, I don't care what you or your friend think of me. I need help!
  • Best Friend: Have you murdered somebody?
  • Normal Girl: Do you need a girlfriend?
  • Chad: No, it's the ocean. The sound of her waves crashing against the shore is like a faultless siren song. There isn't a single night where I don't have visions of floating within her cold embrace. The allure of her boundless depths beckon to me like a lover. I'm afraid that if I don't get help soon, I'll find myself taken away by her to a fate unknown.
  • Normal Girl: *internally* Great, this is a chance to finally use my power to speak to cetaceans to my benefit! *externally* But why do you need us to help you?
  • Chad: You guys are the biggest fucking degenerate weirdos in this washed up town. If anyone knows how to deal with this, it's you two.
  • Best Friend: Haha, truuuuuu!
  • Normal Girl: I'm not a weirdo! I'm a completely normal girl.
  • Chad: Dude, you fucking talk to fish.
  • Best Friend: You do talk to fish.
  • Normal Girl: I don't talk to fish! *internally* I talk to cetaceans, they're mammals, not fish. Also, that's supposed to be a secret, dammit!
  • *at the shore*
  • Chad: Ah, Mother Ocean! Take me!! Take me!!! *attempts to run into the ocean, but gets held back by the normal girl and her best friend*
  • Best Friend: Simmer down, aqualad!
  • Chad: Why did you fools take me here, if not to release into the embrace of sweet Mother Ocean!?
  • Normal Girl: We talked it over and we decided that the best way to get you over your obsession is make you hate the ocean.
  • Chad: Does it involve you talking to fish?
  • Normal Girl: Yes, I mean no. I mean, fuck! Cetaceans aren't fish.
  • *the normal girl sits at the edge of shore, her eyes rolls up in her head as she proceeds to make fucked up porpoise sounds*
  • Normal Girl: *falls over limp*
  • Best Fried: She died.
  • Chad: Does this mean that I'm free to wade into Mother Ocean and meet my fate among her ever chaotic waes?
  • Best Friend: *lets chad go* Yeah, dude. I'm too far gone to care about things anymore.
  • Chad: *strips off all of his clothes* Good. I now understand that there was no avoiding this. This was always a forgone conclusion. My fate is with the waves. Sayonara, weird best friend guy.
  • Chad: *runs into the ocean*
  • Best Friend: *kicks the normal girl's body* Guess she really is dead.
  • Best Friend: *walks home as the night encroaches* My closest friend is dead, and Chad is probably dead too. I wonder where my fate lies?
  • Best Friend: *yawns* Maybe I should go to sleep and just dance myself to death finally. No, I don't think I could go to sleep even if I wanted to anymore. I'm probably going to die from exhaustion in the next few days, not having felt rest or comfort again. Or maybe I'll just stay awake forever. I feel like I was supposed to have an epiphany here, or some type of awakening. But, there's nothing. I feel like everything I've ever done has been pointless. God, I'm just really tired.
  • *back at the shore*
  • Porpoise: *beaches itself*
  • *a gray fleshy version of the normal girl crawls halfway out of the porpoises mouth*
  • Normal Girl: There goes my corpse! *drags her weird porpoise body towards the corpse* Why did I die with such a dumb expression on my face? Lame! I hope Chad didn't see.
  • Normal Girl: *looks around with beady eyes* No one's here. I can finally do this.
  • Normal Girl: *kisses her dead body on the lips* Blargh!
  • Normal Girl: *spits out blood* I bit my tongue when I died. Gross. I guess I can cross making out with my dead body and becoming a mermaid off of my bucket list, though.
  • Normal Girl: *sighs*
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{summary: there’s been no girl after me? is this true?}

you guys ready for this au where Peter is hot and popular and who’s also infamous for being a player? bECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM.

im gonna make you readers thirst for more fuckboi!peter parker with this story 👅👅

tags [permanent + peter parker]: @ghostedwolf , @fandom-flash , @animexchocolate, @psychicwitchphilosopher , @pharaohkiller , @moonlight53 , @literatureandimmature, @daydr3ams-away, @wannabe-weasley , @mcusebstan , @tmrhollandkay , @pepcvina , @nekonerdxox , @lokigirl18 , @fangeekkk , @kylielo22 , @wavy-ley , @lghockey , @buckysendoftheline , @1022bridgetp , @potterjamesharry

**please don’t repost/plagiarize this story. Reblogs are fine**

warnings: explicit language & attempts at an attack

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Peter Benjamin Parker, God, just hearing the name had the power to bring girls to their knees for him.

And you were no exception.

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Things to look forward to at the BBMAs:

  • Return of the Car Door Guy aka Jin when BTS will hit that magenta carpet with their dapper suits and on point styling. 
  • Tae is going to be jamming out and the cameraman will make sure to feature his reaction. (P.S. Boi is going to be fanboying nonstop with his favs like Lorde, Bruno Mars, John Legend and Celine Dion performing)
  • We’re going to see Jimin’s eye smile a lot along with Suga’s gummy smile. J-Hope will be beaming as always.
  • Rap Monster is going to scream “ARMYYYYY” like he always does when they go on stage to accept the award.
  • Jungkook will probably look Jungshook at least one point during the show esp during Nicki Minaj’s performance. 
  • Celebs will be sharing pics with “the hottest Kpop boy band” throughout the night on their social media.
  • ARMYs’ cheers will be booming across the stadium and will be heard loud and clear when the Top Social Artist Award is presented.
  • Finally we will be given a “surprise” performance by BTS probably featuring one of their super lit tracks like Fire or Not Today or BST. All artists are going to be snatched because they don’t know what’s coming. 

I cannot wait.

anonymous asked:

35!!!

35) things you said that made me feel real

he doesn’t think he’ll ever get over it - the way even casually slings an arm across his shoulders at a party, tugs him along by the pinky when he sees a dog he wants to greet at the park, whisper into his ear to tell him an inside joke that no one else will understand. isak wishes he could immortalize those moments, plaster them across the walls of his room so they’ll be the first thing he sees when he wakes up, but no picture, no film, could compare to the moments when it hits isak that this is for him. the boy whose smile could light up the entire world had chosen to light up isak’s world instead.

isak can’t help but think that it comes easy to even. love flows out of him like a well, and sometimes, isak’s afraid that even will give up more than he has, so much that he won’t leave any for himself. in the days when his thoughts rebel against him, isak thinks that’s what this is. isak will keep on taking as long as even keeps on giving, because he doesn’t know what the limits are. neither of them want to admit that there are limits. isak’s selfish, and he’s already proven to not be a great person when his life is spiraling out of his control, and if he knew what was best for both of them, he’d take this slow.

but it’s all bruising kisses and midnight trips to the park, faces turned towards the sky like it’s all for them. it’s isak texting even at 4am when his mom ends up in the hospital, and even holding him until the morning. it’s meeting even’s parents, and falling in love with even’s parents, and family dinners the way he’s never known them. it’s everything.

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anonymous asked:

I'm high key hoping this is hinting at progress hopefully 2017 will be the year 🙏🙏🙏🙏instagram(.)com/p/BPGOfONAJRs

Caroline’s return to styling and specifically talking about all that I’ve underlined below sure makes me think she’s alluding to a certain group of males we all know. 

Examples of her most popular clients, who are the hottest dressed boys sporting men’s fashion, styled by Caroline herself:

In addition to stalker Sarah, and my belief FROM THE START of Zaynie’s “quitting” that the OT5 reunion was coming..well..it’s looking good. I DO think the boys will likely do their SOLO work first, as solo artists, BUT I did say they could also act as a supergroup, touring as 1D (featuring 5 boys) and then also take turns singing solo songs. So…I’m ready, as is my cash. Greedy bastards of 1DHQ, this is the one time I’ll actually give you my money. Give me back OT5. And don’t deny it haters, ain’t nobody got that one thing like these 5 and their dynamic TOGETHER. 

Monsta X as students

Hyungwon: huge hot nerd, probably has a squirtle backpack, poetry club leader, meme faces when bored 

Shownu: hot senior, doesn’t talk to girls, teachers hit on him

Wonho: swears he’s the hottest boy in school, skips dress codes and leaves his shirts unbuttoned 

Minhyuk: the kid that naruto runs through the hallways, class clown, probably has bad grades but is a good student

Kihyun: prestigious student, choir club, follows every rule and doesn’t get in trouble

Changkyun: gets kihyun in trouble, hangs out with hyungwon too much, meme faces inhabited by hyungwon

Jooheon: cutie patootie, acts tough, is soft, fair grades but don’t tell his rap friends that

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Vampire Idol
(뱀파이어 아이돌)

Release dates (Android)
English: April 19th, 2017

“Want to explore managing the hottest boy band in Korea – “The Vampire”?

After going through some ups and downs, you enter into an entertainment company and finally get a chance to manage an idol band. You are excited rightfully; they are really fun to manage.

You will have a rough start since they will act like stars and be quiet, but exciting moments are awaiting you in this interesting combination of sim dating games and management games.

Each boy is a unique character for himself, so be sure to experience them the right way! Don’t make rushed decisions!”

This is a game by Avocado Entertainment with Korean voice acting! You can get the Android version here.

The Mysterious Prom Date (Part 1): Peter Parker Series

Warnings: mention of vomit and allergies but as a joke nothing bad happens, food, embarrassment, adorable little Peter Parker

A/N: This was not a request. I’ve been working on this as a little “I’m Sorry” for not being active. If you like it, and ask, I may make this a series! I have a lot of ideas for it :)

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Blind dates aren’t exactly something you participate in willingly. They were always awkward and if you ended up not liking the guy, you’d end up stuck having dinner with some conceited jerk who only talks about his muscles or how many people he’s dated. Yeah, not fun.

If you thought blind dates were bad, imagine a blind date… to prom.

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