hottest bad boy

Headcanon that 2p America and 2p Canada-
  • go to junkyards to restore and fix old school cars together
  • can play basketball in a slummy abandoned park for hours
  • are kings of their local skateparks
  • can do a fuck ton of fancy duo-skateboard tricks together
  • do parkour together
  • make 4am liquor store runs together
  • smoke weed together
  • have a complex secret handshake
  • read Playboy magazines together
  • blast hip hop in their room and dance together
  • go to raves together
  • regularly play beer pong together
  • cheat off each other in school 
  • have to yell at each other to study / remember to do other important things
  • are known as the hottest bad boys of their school
  • drive the exact same pickup trucks but in different colors
  • ride motorcycles together and call themselves a biker gang
  • draw dicks on each others’ faces when the other is sleeping
  • are the fucking best of friends but are too stubborn to admit it

also–

  • 2p America free-style raps while 2p Canada beat boxes
  • 2p America breakdances while 2p Canada carries the huge stereo
  • 2p America and 2p Canada’s motto around each other is “bros before hoes”
  • 2p America is Native American and 2p Canada is part Eskimo and they’ll occasionally nerd out about their cultures together
"Leo Valdez's: Hey There Calypso" A Caleo songimagine (an appreciably cheesy Hey there Delilah Rewrite)
  • Leo: Hey there Calypso
  • Calypso: -hm?
  • Leo: What's it like in this new city?
  • Calypso: -uhm...pretty fine so f-
  • Leo: You were a thousand miles away but you still managed to look pretty
  • Calypso: Leo are you singi-?
  • Leo: You still do...
  • Olympus can't shine as bright as yoooou
  • Don't zap me Zues...
  • Calypso: *rolls eyes but doesn't protest*
  • Leo: *pulls out guitar and continues with a grin*
  • Hey there Calypso, Nemesis gives bad advice
  • and the fact that Ogygia is impossible to find twice
  • didn't help at allll
  • Calypso: that didn't stop /you/ though.
  • Leo: You're an immortal princess afteraaalll
  • but I gave it my aaallll
  • Calypso: you just rhymed an entire verse with "all"
  • Leo: OOOOOH ITS WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEEE
  • OOOOOOOOOOH ITS WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEEE
  • OOOOOOOOOOH I'D GLADLY SAIL THE SEEEEAAA
  • OOOOOOOOOOR CLIMB AN ENDLESS TREEEEEEEE
  • ITS WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Calypso: -endless tree...what even?
  • Leo: Hey there calypso I sing like a dying goat
  • with a 280 screw propeller lodged inside its throat
  • but now I dooooon't
  • Calypso: Leo...does such a machine with a ridiculously unnecessary amount of screws even exist..
  • leo: Apollo cabin made an antidooooote
  • Don't mean to glooooaaaat.
  • Calypso: ah. so that was not intense arrogance I smelled.
  • Leo: Hey there Calypso, on that island you met me
  • then we escaped to work in this garage and build a family
  • Calypso: *splutters* -faMiLY?
  • Leo: *grins* You'd be a great wiiife
  • You'd bake me cookies all my liiife
  • we'd lead a great liiiife
  • Calypso: -wiFE?...cOokIE bAkiNG?!
  • Leo: OOOOOH ITS WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEEE
  • OOOOOOOOOOH ITS WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEEE
  • OOOOOOOOOOH I'D SELL MY SOUL FOR FREEEE
  • YOOOOUUUU'RE WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN MEEE
  • Calypso: -Oh. That was actually surprisingly sweet.
  • Leo: Though I hail my dignity and class
  • I'm glad Khione kicked my ass
  • IM GLAD I LIVED TO SEE ANOTHER DAAAAY
  • Calypso: wait, your ex-crush kicked your ass?
  • *struggles not to laugh*
  • Leo: *makes a face*
  • If she hadn't shoved me through the air
  • I'd never have broken that chair
  • ALONG WITH THE TABLE WITH SUCH TOUCHE
  • Calypso: I'm still not over that table y'know...
  • Leo: Calypso when my eyes met you
  • I swear the sun behind of you
  • seemed TO LOSE ALL ITS BRIGHTNESS AND FLAAAAAME
  • ARE YOU TO BLAAAAAAME?
  • Calypso: *begins to develop the slightest of a blush before scowling intently*
  • That table was Mahogany.
  • Leo: Hey there calypso you be good and don't you miss me
  • few more months and I'll be done with camp
  • and we'll be making history like we doooo
  • Calypso: You mean, two months in a LEO-FREE-ZONE?! sign.me.up.
  • Leo: working a forge made just for twoooo
  • We can do anything you want tooo
  • Hey there sunshine here's to you.
  • This one's for you.
  • Calypso: *blinks*
  • Leo: *smiles warmly and ,surprisingly, shyly steps closer*
  • Leo: ooooh its what you do to me
  • oooooh its what you do to me
  • oooooh I'd go conquer Capris
  • oooonly if you promise me
  • that you'd rule it with me
  • Oh ooooooh
  • Oh ooooooh whooooaaaaoooh
  • Oh whooooaaaaoooh
  • whoa-oa-ooooaaah
  • ooooooh...
  • Calypso: ...
  • Calypso: I still hate you Valdez.
  • Calypso: C'mere.