hotspotting

anonymous asked:

What's Eos doing that makes you think she doesn't have eggs? How should a gravid ball be thermoregulating compared to what she's doing?

gravid ball pythons glue themselves to their hotspots and never leave. Eos is, sadly, moving back and forth beteeen the hotspot and cold side. maybe she’s just getting comfortable idk

If she were still building follicles she’d be almost exclusively on the cool side.

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On a frigid winter night, a man wearing two coats shuffles into a brightly lit brick restaurant in downtown Madrid. Staff greet him warmly; he’s been here many times. The maître d’ stamps his ID card, and the hungry man selects a table with a red tablecloth, under a big brass chandelier.

The man, Luis Gallardo, is homeless — and so are all the diners, every night, at the city’s Robin Hood restaurant. Its mission is to charge the rich and feed the poor. Paying customers at breakfast and lunch foot the bill for the restaurant to serve dinner to homeless people, free of charge.

It’s become Spain’s most sought-after lunch reservation. The restaurant has poached staff from luxury hotels. Celebrity chefs are lining up to cook once a week. For paying clients, the lunch is fully booked through the end of March.

The restaurant opened in early December, and is run by an 80-year-old Catholic priest, Ángel García Rodriguez, whom everyone knows simply as “Padre Ángel.”

Spain’s ‘Robin Hood Restaurant’ Charges The Rich And Feeds The Poor

Photos: Pablo Blazquez Dominguez/Getty Images

The Guest House

Originally posted by beui


Description: Yoongi the hostel owner slowly develops a rapport with a girl and her friends that keep visiting.  Maybe a bit of a flirtatious one.  Maybe even a little crush.  One night he gets protective on a date gone bad and it leads to smut.

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut (M)

Word Count: 7.1k

A/N: So, basically, this is based off an experience I had last week. Not the smut part (ughhhhh), but the whole hostel owner coming to save the day when this dude just wouldn’t get the hint and leave. I relayed the experience to @ellieljade , because I needed her to die with me, and we both decided it should be used for smut fuel. Like grown adults. 

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givenchy & gold (m.)

;pairing — jungkook/reader

;warnings — sex | implied exhibitionism | mild dom/sub tones | if u’ve got a praise kink then ur gonna love this | mentions of daddy kinks | instances of spanking 

;summary — you’re the supervisor of the clothing department with a lot of useless lingerie knowledge, jungkook is the jewelry department’s defiant hot boy who flirts in wristwatch brands. basically an upscale retail au, but with lots of implied under-the-counter sex. and when an opportunity presents itself to fuck each other in the boss’s office after hours, you’re both too hot for each other to say no.

;word count — 20k im so sorry

part i | part ii (coming soon!)

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HOT SPOT: Lo divina que es esta piba! Me fascina que la #comicconargentina haya estado repleto de nenas (aunque gritaban demasiado) que tengan la oportunidad, hoy que tanto lo necesitamos todas, de poder admirar a una actriz joven y talentosa que ha dado vida a uno de los mejores personajes femeninos de los últimos tiempos. No se ustedes, pero a mi me hubiese gustado crecer mirando a #Eleven volando cosas en #strangerthings #milliebobbybrown

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Wait, why are neo-Nazis suddenly obsessed with milk?

  • On Shia LaBeouf’s live stream Friday night, neo-Nazis and other trolls danced shirtless in front of a camera. 
  • Amid all the tattoos of Third Reich iconography bouncing around, one thing stood out: They were all drinking milk.
  • Some white supremacists think white ethnic identity has a geographic, historical correlation with the body’s tolerance for milk — specifically, the production of the lactase enzyme humans use to break down lactose.
  • On 4chan, one anonymous poster laid this thesis out using the above graphic from a study in Nature, showing hotspots of where certain populations have higher milk tolerances.
  • The discussion thread also contained references to seemingly benign academic studies of “Lactose tolerance in a Slavic population,” conversations about whether modern industry has tainted the purity of milk, and several milk-based poems about white pride. Read more (2/10/17 2:57 PM)
Hotspots
  • Maven: *takes a seat on the hot spot*
  • Mare: that's not where you belong maven
  • Maven: and why would that be?
  • Mare: you're not hot
  • Maven: mare, I literally control flames
  • Mare: ok but you're ugly. That's your brother's spot.

anonymous asked:

whenever you have time hit us up with that +18 version. i'm a thirsty one lmao

Haha, here it is everyone! Sorry if it seems a bit rushed, but my content will only get better, trust me. 


Originally posted by fawnave

Kim Seokjin as your boyfriend (18+):

- sweet lover


- Loves your breasts


- Secretly likes when you leave scratch marks on his shoulders


- Quickies


- Moaner


- Knows exactly how to make you cum


- Likes to hold you by your thighs as he strokes you


- A master when it comes to fingering


- Hearing you Moan his name makes him more aggressive 


- A talker “you’re so wet jagiya”


- Always wants to cum together 


- Naked cuddles


- Won’t hesitate to go a second round 


- Surprisingly dominate


Originally posted by talk-me-down-troye

Min Yoongi as your boyfriend (18+): 

- choking kink


- Loves for you to ride him


- Gives feedback like, “that’s it baby, you’re so tight.”


- Loves for you to go down on him


- Black laced underwear will make him instantly hard 


- asks you to watch porn with him


- Always cums first


- But takes care of you REAL good 


- one word: TOYS


- always kisses the spot right in the middle of your chest 


- usually a bit lazy, but when he’s feeling extra excited, he’ll make you tap out


- Never give hints as to when he’s horny, fine one second, hard the next


- Heavy breather


Originally posted by aestheticpinkjoon

Kim Namjoon as your boyfriend (18+):

- heavy make out sessions


- Fingers you under the table in public 


- Rough sex when he’s had a frustrating day


- “When did you become so naughty, jagiya?”


- Loves to take you from behind


- Hair pulling


- Stares at your ass a lot


- Touches your boobs whenever he gives you a back hug 


- Not much of a moaner, a heavy breather


- Likes to tie your hands above you


- A huge ass tease


- Leaves passion marks on your inner thighs


- Quickies in bathrooms


- Prefers you to wear g-strings


- Ear nibbling drives him crazy 


- Loves when you send him sexy videos

Originally posted by huang-zitao

Jung Hoseok as your boyfriend (18+):

- gets super serious and focused when he’s hard


- Always makes you cum first


- 69


- Seeing your thighs drives him crazy 


- fucks hard


- Strokes always in rhythm 


- Sex maybe 4 days a week


- But that’s all you need because he wears you out


- “Jagiya you’re so beautiful like this.”


- Sex in the shower


- loves to have your legs wrapped around his waist 


- Takes hot photos of you


- Craves you


- Foreplay with him is enough to make you have the orgasm of your life


- hot phone sex

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

Kim Taehyung as your boyfriend (18+):

- lip biting 


- Hates when you have clothes on in the bedroom 


- Light bdsm (tying up, whips)


- Has sex every where except the bed


- Likes to hear how much you’re aching for him 


- Teasing


- His voice gets 10x heavier when he’s horny


- “Jagiya, don’t cover your mouth, let me hear how much you want me.”


- Loves to suck your nipples


- Hates missionary position 


- A moaner


- Seeing you take his dick so well makes him cum quicker


- Once he’s turned on he’ll make sure you’re equally as turned on

Originally posted by nnochu

Park Jimin as your boyfriend (18+):

- Sex playlist 


- exploring each other’s bodies/finding your hotspots


- thigh riding


- Loves to dominate, and loves to be dominated


- When he’s dominating, he’s rough and likes to hear you moan his name


- When you’re dominating, he moans and whimpers, begging you not to stop


- Skilled tongue, Will go down on you for hours and leave you both satisfied 


-  Nipple pinching


- likes to work for it (teasing)


- knows exactly how to turn you on


- Sex in the bath tub


- Spontaneous sex


- So much stamina


- “Jagiya, I can’t get enough of you, you feel so good.”


- loves when you go down on him

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Jeon Jungkook as your boyfriend (18+):

- thigh riding 


- Takes you from behind to watch your ass bounce with every stroke


- Can go for HOURS


- Rough af, but will be gentler if you ask


- “Tell me when you can’t take it anymore.”


- literally horny all day 


- Heavy breather


- Neck bites


- Spanking kink


- Prefers you with no underwear 


- Is initially shy, but once he gets comfortable, he’s a sex machine 


- Will kiss every inch of you


- Stares at your butt in public


- Loves to role play


- Can be a bit selfish in bed, but he’s so good you don’t mind



Alright my baby’s, that concludes the 18+ version of bts as your boyfriends! Send in your requests! The better the request, the sexier the reaction!

Tips for young trans boys going on HRT [From two dudes already going through it]

Ok so since not everyone is actually fortunate enough to go through an actual Gender Service, I’m going to write some Will and Probably Won’t things that come with going on T. For ref, I’ve been on T a year and my bf has been on for two. Let’s start;

Won’t:

You’ll wake up one day and sound like Morgan Freeman. 

Will:

Going on T will deepen your voice. 

For some people it may happen quite suddenly, for others gradually. Most likely you’ll sound like you have a bad cold for a while and then it’ll even out and be different. If you like to sing, be aware of voice cracks and suddenly being unable to sing as high as you used to. Some guys get lucky and still retain singing prowess, but be aware there’s a high chance you won’t. 

Each person’s vocal change is different. My voice cracked literally after the first injection, whilst my bf had to wait a while for changes. Don’t be worried if it appears your voice isn’t changing and be aware it may not go incredibly deep. It will probably be more noticeable to others than you and eventually it’ll feel like your normal voice. Your pets will recognise your voice, they will always come to know you. 

Won’t:

Face shape will change drastically to become more masculine.

Will:

After a while on T, you may experience some change in face and body shape. 

A lot of trans boys I know seem to believe they’ll wake up one day and just have the perfect masc face. Everyone is different, I can’t stress this enough. You may experience a huge change in the face, you may experience almost nothing. My bf always had a very round ‘moon’ face and his cheeks have started to slim down but his facial shape is more or less the same. As for myself I’ve not noticed anything too considerable yet. 

The same goes for the broadening of the shoulders. If you’re very slender to begin with, you’re probably never going to be Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, but you might experience some changes. Again, don’t be disheartened, everyone is different. 

Won’t:

The fat in your breasts will break down from going on T and make you look a lot more flat, if your chest is small you may not even have to wear a binder.

Will:

If you have A cups, then maybe the breakdown that happens with T will mean you don’t have to bind. However, the breakdown from T alone is very small unless you’re on it for years. Also be aware that a lot of the fat in your body in general is going to start focusing on your stomach. It’ll become easier to gain muscle once on T, but if you don’t exercise, the weight you lose from other areas will go to your stomach. But also, muscle weighs more than fat, remember that. You may drop clothing sizes, which can be a pain if you’re already quite small and have trouble finding masc clothes to fit you, trust me I know. 

Also a note on binders: Do not use bandages or cheap binders. Do not. Binders can cause damage after prolonged use when you’re using a proper binder nevermind anything else. Bandages are made to contract and not let in moisture, they are not good for being tight around the chest! Cheap binders are also usually not breathable and will hurt more than they should! It could cost a lot, but forking out for a proper binder from places like lesloveboat is really going to be worth it. There is the sports bra method if you can’t get a binder because you’re not Out yet and couldn’t justify getting a binder to your parents etc but even then it’s not as safe as a proper binder.

Any binder shouldn’t be worn for longer than recommended, and will most likely rub especially when the T starts to make you sweat more. There’s also going to be an increase in acne on the chest around where the binder fits. If your chest ever really starts to hurt, find somewhere to take the binder off. I don’t care where you are, if you’re getting huge chest pains, take the damn thing off. If you damage yourself the chance of being able to get surgery reduces drastically, not to mention a whole lot of health problems you don’t want to deal with. It’s harsh, but it’s a lot better for you. Get a binder in the next size up and try again.

Won’t:

My periods will stop immediately and I’ll never have them again.

Will:

Eventually your periods will stop, though you may spot occasionally whilst you still have the necessary organs.

Though everyone is different, don’t be disheartened if you still have a period or two after starting T, you’ll stop eventually. You could also go a while without a period and then spot before stopping again. If the spotting continues for a while, or if you start to experience severe cramping, go and see a doctor

Won’t:

I’m going to get angry and aggressive a lot when on T!

Will:

Your emotions will be doing a whole lot of different things. Your may get angry, and you may also find your sex drive increases. You might also get upset more often or at things that never upset you before, or aren’t necessarily sad. I cried listening to that Chick Chick song, it’s ridiculous. It won’t last forever, be patient with yourself, there’s nothing wrong with you it’s basically just puberty (again).

Last things - 

Hair growth all depends on the person, the face being the last place that will probably grow hair and even then you’ll probably only have a tiny fluff for a long time, unless you’re lucky. My bf is experiencing hair in places now that I started growing extremely quickly right away. It could be to do with my having dark hair and him being a redhead tbh. But you will grow hair, all over. All over. Be prepared for that. You will get hair in places you never had much if any hair before. I have hair on my chest now. Not a whole lot but it’s there. The stomach is another hotspot for hair growth on T.

You will get acne, you will start to stink, sweat more and you may get growing pains. Look up Male Puberty, seriously, it’ll give you a good idea of some of the stuff that will start happening to you. Until your hormones calm down, your acne will not ultimately improve even with skincare. If you’re under 21, you might grow a little and the pains will be considerable. I gained like maybe an inch so I’m still short af but that’s something.

Your clit will start to get bigger. I know talking about the female genitalia we have is a big dysphoria bomb for a lot of us, but you need to read this. Your clit will get bigger, maybe considerably, maybe so much that the lips won’t hide it any more (if they ever did). It will rub against your underwear and/or your packer. For me it’s just mildly irritating, though for my bf it actually hurts (stings) him. It will be really sensitive either way. Be aware of that. 

Some people you don’t see every day or aren’t very close to may not recognise you when considerable changes occur. Use this to your advantage! Reintroduce yourself! 

If you self-inject, be prepared to mess up. There will be pain, swelling and bruising. If you have a nurse to inject you (like we do) there’s a change that they too might occasionally catch a nerve and you may bruise. Do not inject directly into a vein.

It’s perfectly fine to cry because of growing pains, pain from rubbing etc. You can be a man and still cry and complain but at least be aware of what to expect. 

Most changes will be so gradual that you’ll never look in the mirror and see a stranger, it’ll be like this was always the way you were.

If you do however, start to become really distressed by the changes or start to see nothing but a stranger in the mirror, please reconsider whether HRT is the right thing for you. The last thing you want is to be stuck with changes that are actually distressing you. It’s ok if you thought you wanted/needed this but then realised you didn’t/don’t. 

Last (gosh this was long). Every guy is different. Some changes come fast, some don’t. Some may be huge changes and some only small. Don’t compare yourself to other trans guys especially your own friends/loved ones. Every guy is different, be proud of your changes as they come and don’t let anyone bring you down just because those changes aren’t ~*significant*~  to them.