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Aveline and Cassandra sincerely giving each other terrible flirt tips though. HoTP: Stay Angry
Aveline: Put them on the lowest-status patrols.
Cassandra: Insist that they can’t possibly like you!
Aveline: Make small talk.
Cassandra: What do you mean, small talk?
Aveline: The smallest talk you can think of.
Cassandra: Ah, of course. And hit things. That works for me.
Aveline: Me too!
Cassandra: Hit things a lot.
Aveline: And send them a goat.
Cassandra: A goat?
Aveline: Definitely a goat.
Cassandra: *writes this down assiduously*