hotp though

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Aveline and Cassandra sincerely giving each other terrible flirt tips though. HoTP: Stay Angry

Aveline: Put them on the lowest-status patrols.

Cassandra: Insist that they can’t possibly like you!

Aveline: Make small talk.

Cassandra: What do you mean, small talk?

Aveline: The smallest talk you can think of.

Cassandra: Ah, of course. And hit things. That works for me.

Aveline: Me too!

Cassandra: Hit things a lot.

Aveline: And send them a goat.

Cassandra: A goat?

Aveline: Definitely a goat.

Cassandra: *writes this down assiduously*