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ALL WRESTLE FACT EXCLUSIVE 1/26/16: ROMAN AND DEAN THROW AN ENTIRE COUCH AT EACH OTHER DURING MIAMI DARK MATCH.

“I hate you so much, forever!!” Dean Ambrose is cited as saying, while tearing the couch cushions with his teeth and aggressively spitting the fluff at audience members and former friend, Roman Reigns. Reigns proceeded to forget his comeback, and instead flexed his jaw menacingly, which was highly effective.

The reason for the pair’s break up is unknown as of yet, although the word “pizza” was heard more than once, and Ambrose was clearly heard yelling “F*** PINEAPPLE AND F*** YOU” multiple times during the confrontation. The night ended with both members parting ways after a brief brawl. Then the night continued with both members rejoining ways upon remembering they both hitched rides with wrestling legend, Chris Jericho.

Sources say Reigns and Ambrose avoided eye contact in the backseat for over 5 hours, angrily sharing snacks and muttering the words together to Jericho’s lame band’s songs – despite their unspoken low opinion of said lame band. It is simply the only thing Jericho ever plays in the car.



“I’m just glad it wasn’t me this time,” Seth Rollins, former Heavyweight Champion and current hotdog enthusiast remarks. “Couches look soft, but they hurt, man. Last time Dean chucked a whole sofa at my head – just because I betrayed the Shield and physically assaulted them. Big f***in’ deal.”

“Am I surprised about the breakup? No,” Rollins continued, while delicately drawing a smiley face on one of his hotdogs in ketchup. “Have you seen their behavior lately? Hugging and fist-bumping all the time, saying they’re each other’s bestest friends in the world?” Rollins closed the cap on his ketchup bottle bitterly. “Bestest isn’t even a word. They f***ing hate each other.

Seth Rollins currently resides alone in Davenport, Iowa, with his large sausage and hotdog collection. When asked about the collection (visible to anyone who might walk in for an interview), he denies it. “Don’t talk about my family like that,” he says.

[[ALL WRESTLE FACT: Go AWF ™]]

I love that Dean Ambrose being “unstable” isn’t anything dark or harmful

Instead it’s just

“OMG HE STORMED OFF THE SET!!!” “Yeah I went to Coney Island and got a hotdog”

“HE’S STALKING SETH ROLLINS!!” “I’m gonna hide in this giant box and jump out at him lol”

“HE WALKED OUT IN A BLIZZARD!!!” “And now I’m touching your thermostat haha”