Something Always Goes Wrong...

So this has been bugging me a lot. It’s no secret to anyone who knows me that the strangest things always happens to me so here’s what happened the last time I saw a doctor:

I went to the emergency room a couple months ago due to a problem with my toe. After everything was said and done the doctor tells me. “So when you take a shower, just wash off the nail polish so it doesn’t get infected.”

‘Wash off.’

He is a doctor that doesn’t understand how to take off nail polish, like I understand that a lot of people don’t use it, but like he went to university and got a degree and did everything, but he doesn’t know that nail polish can’t be washed off.

He was so good looking to me, up until that point.