hot-shots!

Guess what, if the anonymity on the internet removes your humanity, you probably didn’t have much to start with. Wish some people would just grow up and get on with their lives instead of muddling in others.

Just blows me away to hear stories about ppl showing up at these dude’s doors and it’s like “they were a totally nice guy” like no, they’re not, not if they can do shit like this in ANY form.

Lack of inhibition or consequences doesn’t lead someone to do something bad, it just means they always had that in them.

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Shadowhunters AU;

“May I introduce, the High Warlock of the Isle, Evie Grimhilde.”

“An honor, truly. I’m the aspiring Head of—”

Harry!

“I’m just ah lowly Shadowhunter here in the Isle Institute. No one special whatsoever.”

“Not special?” Evie raised a brow. “Now that I highly doubt.”

AU where 400 year old Evie is an eccentric warlock and Harry’s a hot-shot Shadowhunter looking to make a name for himself.

I already have the others planned out and I’m not even sorry.

likeafukinboss  asked:

For some reason, the gamer type like you or PBG or Joof (myself included) are not big fans of sports games. But is there any official sport game that has tickled your fancy? I for one really liked NBA games.

Hot Shots/Everybody’s Golf. Don’t even like golf but dude those games are great!

20 Autobot Leaders Rated by How Much I Want to Punch Them

Starting with the big guy, the granddaddy of them all, G1 Optimus Prime. He’s like a father to me. I can’t in good conscience punch him, even if he sometimes deserves it for bad puns. 1/10 punchability I just can’t do it 

Rodimus Prime ranks high in the punchability for some because when Optimus died in the original movie, it traumatized kids so much that all their negative feelings got channeled into unbridled rage towards the guy who replaced him. However, I hate those guys because they became insufferable as adults, so that really just lowers Roddy’s punchability for me personally. 4/10 punchability he still kind of deserves it though 

Grimlock led the Autobots for a length of time I can’t remember after Optimus died in the Marvel comics. His was a reign of terror. I can’t decide if his jughead crown is kickin or if i want to kick it off him. 7/10 punchability he gets some lenience for his childlike innocence

Another Marvel comics leader was Fortress Maximus, who was also Cerebros. He was also the leader in the Headmasters anime after Rodimus flew off into space forever but I don’t think he actually had a personality in that. He’s a matryoshka of Autobot leaders with each getting smaller and more punchable than the last, ending in Moody College Student Spike Witwicky, who is thankfully the first one on this list who I don’t have to climb something to punch in the face. 9/10 punchability I’m a very short person so I might have to climb something anyways but that isn’t going to stop me

Last Marvel comics character, I swear. Captain Picard Hi-Q binary bonded with Optimus for a while, then Optimus died (this was about the third time), and Hi-Q eventually turned into Optimus so we just considered Optimus alive again. Don’t think too hard about it. 3/10 punchability I really like Star Trek TNG so I probably wouldn’t punch him

Ginrai’s robot self looks exactly like Optimus Prime, but he isn’t. Why he looks like him is sort of hand-waved away in the anime. The real-life reason, of course, is because he was just the Japanese release of Powermaster Optimus Prime. Ginrai is really good because he talks like an American teenager even when his robot form separated from his human self to become the Autobot commander at the end of Super-God Masterforce. 0/10 punchability I just can’t really punch a guy wearing converse, skinny jeans, and suspenders

Star Saber makes me forget that the Autobots were ever good guys. I don’t think he even has a personality outside of “noble and heroic leader.” He adopted a human son and tried to send him to a Catholic school but he doesn’t even buy him a uniform. The kid barely even goes to school in the end. 9/10 punchability don’t adopt a human if you’re not prepared to care for him

Optimus Primal is a good Autobot leader because he never even set out to be anything more than a captain on one ship but ended up sacrificing himself to bring life back to the planet, probably sparking a religious following. He won the “Power of the Primes” vote so he’s got to have a pretty low punchability, but he also looks like his malleble gorilla face would feel nice on my powerful fist. 5/10 punchability when POTP stuff starts coming will his name change to “optimus primal prime”?

Lio Convoy being a cat makes me not want to punch him so much. However, he isn’t a good father. Don’t worry about the kid not really being his son in any sense of the term. Why is ineptitude at fatherhood a recurring theme for Autobot leaders? 8/10 punchability Lio Junior deserved better

I’ll admit that Beast Wars Neo is the only thing on this list that I haven’t seen or read any of, so Big Convoy is mostly here for completion’s sake. Hence I’m rating him entirely on his appearance. Mostly I wouldn’t want to punch a mammoth, because they’re extinct, but I think he could take it. It would be a good workout for both of us. 10/10 punchability no hard feelings, we’re just two dudes lovingly punching each other

In Japan, he’s known as Fire Convoy, continuing their tradition of Autobot leader names, but in the west he’s the first-ever reboot of Optimus Prime. I don’t have a lot of opinions on him as a person or leader, but his existence opened the floodgates of Optimus Primes to come, which I have mixed feelings on. 5/10 punchability I can’t think of a reason to punch him, but I also can’t think of a reason not to

Armada Optimus Prime suffers from being Armada Optimus Prime. I think this was when they really managed to distill “Optimus Prime” down into its truest form. No longer was Optimus Prime a character, but a concept that extended beyond fiction and into our world. Optimus Prime means something. Optimus Prime is a figure for justice, honor, and liberty. 8/10 punchability I still can’t forget Energon though

Do I have to say anything. I’m not even somebody who vehemently dislikes Hot Shot, but for the love of god, why did he ever get to be a leader. 6/10 punchability I’d punch him but I wouldn’t put a lot of force into it, he’s not even worth it

Movie Optimus Prime is. uh. something else, all right. I can admire the movie taking the idea of Optimus Prime and going “okay, but what if he was also a murderbeast?” because I think that’s something we all really wanted to see play out. In practice it kind of scares me. 2/10 punchability I’m worried if I went for his face I’d no longer have mine

Animated Optimus Prime is a good boy. A baby boy. He’s trying his best in a world that seems against him. We all love him. 0/10 punchability I simply can’t bring myself to mar those luscious lips

I’m sure Animated Ultra Magnus did some great things during the war, but, yunno, seeing how Cybertron under him during peacetime is sort of a Stratocracy, I question his fitness to be the leader of a planet. They really gonna let the government run experiments on civilians? Okay. Alright. 4/10 I don’t want to punch him per se but I do sort of want to lead an armed rebellion against him

Hhh. HHHH. HOOGH. HHHAAAHH. HEH. HHhhhHHH. Just seeing Sentinel Prime’s face fills me with anger. If let loose, this rage could level mountains, sink continents, and incinerate entire solar systems. If there is any good in the cosmos, Sentinel Prime will not go unpunched. His face will be shattered into pieces with the sheer power of my unbridled fury. 10,000/10 punchability I have already punched him, spiritually, and I will do it again

I mean, alright. Prime Optimus Prime is kind of the distilled essence of Optimus Prime. If you took all the other Optimus Primes, and took all the things they had in common, and then took out a little bit of the anger because let’s be real here all the other Optimus Primes are quite a bit angrier than this one, you’d get Aligned Optimus Prime. Which is kind of how the Aligned continuity as a whole works. So, yeah, That Sure Is Optimus Prime. 3/10 punchability his soft-spoken words of wisdom would calm me down before I ever even raised my fist

Heatwave is the quintessential non-Optimus Autobot leader. He’s noble and courageous with a good sense of justice, but he was thrust into leadership without being the best and it and is a bit of a hothead. You can use that exact sentence to describe so many of the bots on this list. 4/10 punchability I don’t want to use violent methods when it comes to Rescue Bots but sometimes Heatwave’s personality warrants it 

I honestly can’t believe it took 30 years for a Bumblebee to be leader for reals. It happened so gradually that nobody was surprised when it happened, and yet it also feels like nobody can really accept it. I know I can’t. He doesn’t even look like any Bumblebee. Is this how longtime G1 fans felt when the Unicron trilogy started reusing names for different-but-not-wholly-different characters to keep the trademarks? 8/10 punchability we know you stole your schtick from Hot Rod via Hot Shot so stop trying to act like you’re so special 

under rated kpop groups/artists that you might not have heard of

*artist - song recommendation

  • N.flying - the real (band)
  • The rose - sorry (band)
  • miryo/giant pink - rock paper scissors
  • halo -  here here
  • be.a - magical
  • high4 20 - hookga
  • bulldok - why not
  • se7en - 5 6 7 (solo)
  • matilda - you bad
  • onf - on and off
  • royal pirates - drawing the line (band)
  • hot shot - watch out
  • golden child - damdadi
  • myname - to so very much
  • jjcc - fire
  • s.e.t - nalari
  • marmello - puppet (band)
  • yong yong - scribbling (solo)
  • black 6ix - please
  • victon - i’m fine
  • Kim Jhameel - Feisty (solo)
  • south club - dirty house (band)
  • the east light - all their covers tbh (band)
  • JBJ - fantasy
  • A.C.E - calling
  • myteen - amazing
  • and topp dogg bc yall don’t know how to appreciate talent
  • Tracer: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There’s also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. What do you think?
  • Soldier-76: I don’t have a clue what you’re talkin’ about, Lana. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell fragment the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill, 1953. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on my head is by magnetising the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
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So for this whole month I haven’t gotten to really sit down and celebrate Halloween, and at the rate things are going, I don’t think I’ll get to do much on the actual holiday either. To make it up to myself, though..well, you see what happened. 4 times. ..With 13 characters. 

Anyway; had a huge amount of fun doing these! Don’t count out the chance of another one showing up before the holiday’s over! 

Fuckboy! Ha Sungwoon

masterlist can be found (here)

Fuckboy x Wanna One:
Yoon Jisung II Ha Sungwoon II Hwang Minhyun II Ong Seongwoo II Kim Jaehwan II Kang Daniel II Park Jihoon II Park Woojin II Bae Jinyoung II Lee Daehwi II Lai Guanlin


“You have a place in my heart that no one could ever have.”

  • Type of fuckboy that makes you think that he is the only one you are talking to cause conversation picks up so easily 
  • His voice as sweet as honey and words were dripping with caramel  
  • One sentence from him and you did probably surrender your savings to him ngl
  • Just rly good at flirting and probably messages 10 other girls at once 
  • but each with a completely different pickup line or smtg personal about them 
  • Yet they still continue to steal glances and sigh at his very handsome side profile as he ate his lunch 
  • It’s a fact that he can get any girl to fall for him just be sweet talking to him 
  • Basically, him being a fuckboy started when he went to get revenge for his older sister 
  • She had been bullied by a bunch of guys (they dared one of them to date her and then broke her heart) 
  • Guess what Sungwoon did? He went to EVERY single one of the girlfriends of these boys and made them girlfriend-less 
  • I’m not even kidding 
  • He flirted with six girls, somehow managed to flirt with his way and got them to broke up with their boyfriends and then dump them a week later 
  • Each time any of them got a gf, he did steal them again and he did it for over a year until the boys begged him to stop 
  • That’s how he earned himself a year of free lunch in school 
  • Speaking of which, you were a transfer student who transferred as you decided to move in  with your older sister cause this school had links to the college you rly wanted to study in 
  • Growing up, you were a bit off a tomboy 
  • You hung out with boys all the time and your best friends, Youngmin and Donghyun, were super protective when boys tried to approach you cause they said they knew exactly what the boys had in mind (A man’s sixth sense they called it lmao) 
  • So you were very oblivious and very inexperienced when it comes to love 
  • When you became seat partners with Sungwoon and on the first day itself, he had tried to tell you pickup lines 
  • …. It just didn’t work out for him cause you literally didn’t understand any of it 
  • “Do you have an inhaler? Cause you took my breath away?” 
  • “Dude you need to go to the nurse now if you don’t feel well! How can you not bring your inhaler if you seem prone -” 
  • yeah you were as dense as a rock 
  • He literally only treats girl two ways 
  • the first one was his usual flirt mode and the second was how he behaves with his sister 
  • So he decided to just take the second approach cause he didn’t want to be rude to you as you might have lent him your Maths notes way too many time 
  • If the way he treats girls was deadly to the heart, how he treats you will probably send others immediately to the ER  
  • Just 10000% more caring and it’s seriously so heart fluttering cause he did be letting you wear his sweater when it’s cold in class, buys you bread when you had an extra class, did go even as far as to walk you home if you two had to stay in school till it’s rly late for a project 
  • It wasn’t long before you two were pretty much inseparable and basically called each other best friends 
  • ofc you are aware of him flirting but you never questioned him about it cause tbh you think it’s none of your business & you literally viewed him just a friend 
  • okay maybe not exactly friends when he sometimes did really cute things for you like taking out the carrots for you when there was vegetable soup or always bringing an extra umbrella for you when it rains 
  • but you told yourself there wasn’t a point going for guys like him as you did be:
    1.losing on an amazing friendship
    2.dating a guy who did just break up with you in a span of a week 
  • but it was tempting to give in when everyone said the way he speaks just changes and you can’t think of anyone else but him  
  • Everything changed when your best friend, Donghyun, came to visit you 
  • Sungwoon suddenly became EXTRA touchy and would legit frowned when you were hugging Donghyun 
  • Donghyun soon left but not without winking and talking about how his sixth sense was telling him that you and Sungwoon would look rly good together 
  • You confronted Sungwoon after that, asking why was behaving that manner to Donghyun 
  • He did say it was something small and it didn’t matter 
  • You remembered what Donghyun had said and joked by saying “What? You like me and got jealous?”  
  • That was when the almighty giant Ha Sungwoon, would be speechless and his ears did turn to a very unnatural shade of red  
  • “I wasn’t expecting myself to confess like that …” 
  • Sungwoon was very much into you mainly cause this relationship you had with him was give and take and it wasn’t like with other girls where you know they were expecting lot of attention but you gave him back the equal amount of attention  
  • If he lends you his sweater, you did make him pancakes the next day. If he walked you home, you will bring him hot tea the next time you both meet  
  • You made him turned into someone who asked all multiple girls he talks to for love advice instead so he knew what was the best gift to give to a girl which makes you super amused cause where was Ha Smoothwoon
  • Somehow they all shipped y'all at the end, so it’s all g 
  • Donghyun will also try to claim credit for getting you two together and cringe together with Youngmin when you two skype call them 
  • He did be super attentive while dating you, randomly buy you flowers and amusement park dates are very frequent 
  • The type of boyfriend to get you gifts that reminded him of you  
  • Will leave you voice recordings at night after you are asleep that you will make your heart melt when you listen to it in the morning 
  • Someone who will put 101% into this relationship and is the definition of couple goals 

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