ok why do people keep insisting that life is strange is homophobic bc chloe’s death is “supposed to be canon” there is no confirmation anywhere about which ending is “canon” considering it’s entirely player-choice and imo the reason for the save-the-bay ending being longer than if you save chloe is because a lot more reasoning and justification is needed to explain why max would sacrifice her

Important announcement for short boys:
- y'all are ok
- you shouldn’t be taller
-not every guy is gonna pick on you because of your height
-and even if they do just kick them in the balls
-you are attractive
-yes there are plenty of boys and girls that don’t care about height
- usually they are the taller ones btw so don’t get scared to talk to them
- actually don’t get scared at talking to any girl/boy at all
- cuz you are all valid
- you are handsome
- you are cute
- and you are all hot
- y'all are ok just the way you are
- keep rockin'



sooo, yeahh… little shit i made for this beautiful festivity where we all celebrate how beautiful, hot and spicy this fox is!!. Judy loved this idea at first,  but Nick started to take this way too seriously…until he became unstoppable…

I also wrote a little extra here.. so enjoy :D

Judy’s neighbors talking on the phone:

-B: Hey man! The fox’s here!

-P: what?

-b: don’t you remember? Every fourteen… of every month?

-P: Ohhhh yeahh, I can’t believe it’s been a month already.

-B: I know right? Today he came dressed as a playboy or something.

-P: wow really?  Man, she’s so lucky, I wish I were that rabbit…

-B: …uh

-P: …I mean!, you want me to buy something for the show?

-B: sure, bring some beers and a few snacks, Oh, and earplugs!

-P: what for?

-B: In case we get tired, don’t you remember the last time? We couldn’t sleep the whole night because of how loud they get.

-P: jeez, now I remember, it sounded like he was fucking devouring her! Anyway, I’ll be back in 10

-B: hurry up or you’ll miss the role play part!

feel free to imagine what happens next ;)

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*standing outside of hot topic* ok, you can go in to look at the pokemon merchandise… but dont forget your mission. dont forget who you are.