tea;; WAH– OW … to think i didn’t start this too long ago && i’ve already got ‘round 4 0 0 + f o l l o w e r s . like what exactly did i do to deserve you ? ? but in the end , i can only say thank multiplied by a million. sadly , i haven’t spoken to a many of you out of social anxiety ( DESPITE , this being the i n t e r w e b s i still have my precautions ) . hopefully , i grab the courage to talk to more of you guys because you all sound dope af. but now onto those i DO talk to—-
@nymphxllus like where do i BEGIN ?? going on 4 years ( p close to 5 ) && you’ve dealt with my gay fart lovin’ ass still ? ? there is just no better wife to run to about each painful poop i have to be c r i n g e d at—- better than you. you my wife and i will always say I DO at the alter , unless you meme me. then i’m out. because yOU R SHENANIGANS——
@psychicarmorhead this mistakenly gay man … is my d ADDY– babe , i couldn’t help it. what did you expect , PAPI— no but seriously , lemme put a ring on it as we gush over a v o c a d o s && p o r n s t a s h e s . also you’ve helped me out on being able to rant w/o feeling guilty ? ? like bless your b e e t l e - l o v i n g soul ? ?
@angxis i must admit i’m having an affair on my wife with this cALIANT E BABE RITE HAR— like i can’t get enough of this wicked vibe you swing at me like a whip B) . i will f o r e v e r a l w a y s be your best friend when ya need one sugar plum. OR whenever you need some of m y g e y—-
@maregis okay– you may be asking why you’re on here but it’s b e c a u s e —in spite of not talking so much— but when we do it’s hard NOT to stop enjoying myself and cackling and the funny things we do. ESPECIALLY when our muses bicker ! ! other than that , it’s nice to have an o p e n - m i n d e d && u n d e r s t a n d i n g person i can awkwardly dawdle to because HELLO– i take f o r e v e r to even work up the nerve to talk. love you … plz accept my l OVE TOBES ! !
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