a hockey poem

tonight’s the night
the night you fight
i’m speaking to you
johnny gaudreau
you and your team
do what you have to do
to keep the kings
as far away from the playoffs as you can
….this isn’t a poem any more. fuck that shit. we’re all rooting for you calgary. don’t let us down

i propose… a new ship….. snowy/kent

  • think about it alright……….. i know kent/tater is a huge thing but like kent and snowy. two asshole trash babies. they can relate to each other. 
  • at first kent’s just hanging out with the falcs because him and jack are mending their friendship but then he’s like “bro…. ur goalie is Hot” and starts spending all his free time (which aint a lot) in providence
  • their dates are comprised of 2 types: sitting on the couch and drinking wine and talking about cats and hockey and watching desperate housewives OR going out and daring each other to drink the grossest drinks on the bar menu and getting shwasted
  • they gossip about their team members because they are both #savage 
  • snowy isn’t that big too, i’d bet kent and him are around the same size so they Fit together and their snuggles are perfect
  • snowy curses up a fucking storm and i imagine kent does too so their long distance phone calls are just dragging everyone
  • snowy’s also a goalie so he’s fucking Weird and kent is like “what the actual fuck” like 9/10 whenever snowy opens his mouth but also finds him really fucking endearing and funny

fuckin hottest most savage bitchface hockey bfs slaying everyone else in the goddamn league