Voltron Characters as dumb stuff me and my brothers have done
Keith: genuinely believed pickles just existed on their own and didn’t know until they were 18 years old that you have to pickle a cucumber to get a pickle (also didn’t know you could pickle other things)
Lance: touched random bottles of spices and hot sauce on the table then proceeded to rub their eyes and cry in the middle of a Denny’s at 11 o'clock at night
Pidge: did the cinnamon challenge, but instead of only using a tablespoon, dumped the whole container of cinnamon into their mouth and immediately began vomiting
Shiro: got so mad that no one ate leftover food that they combined all leftovers in the fridge in the blender and forced everyone to drink mixed up pizza crust, pork chops and taco meat
Hunk: tried to fit a twin size sheet on a full size bed using push pins (not safety pins, PUSH PINS) and then proceeded to jump onto the bed and watch in horror as the pushpins flew everywhere
Allura: sucked so much at word games like Boggle and Scrabble that they started to make up their own words, and when someone asked if it was a real word, they opened a dictionary and read off the definition of a completely random word
Coran: had a meltdown at a Burger King inside of an airport and screamed so loudly that everyone around them stopped talking, “I ASKED FOR NO F*CKING CHEESE ON THIS HAMBURGER AND THEY GAVE IT TO ME ANYWAY. I WILL NEVER EVER EAT AT THIS F*CKING BURGER KING EVER AGAIN AND I WILL ONLY EAT AT THE BURGER KING IN SOUTH LAKE TAHOE BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY FOOD MY WAY”
Zarkon: requested to roll to shit another character’s pants in DnD, then proceeded to roll a 20 and shout “IT’S A CRITICAL SHIT”
Haggar: got so mad at a level in Super Mario Galaxy 2 that they literally ripped the game out of the Wii and drove 20 minutes to the nearest GameStop to sell the $60 game to them for $2
Lotor: made a drawing of our lord and savior Jesus Christ as a Sonic character for an art gallery
Summary: Everyone’s two favorite things: baking and (oral) sex with Dean
A/N: written for @thing-you-do-with-that-thing ‘s Favorite Things Challenge! (sorry I was so agonizingly close to the deadline) also, it’s my first time writing smut for Dean, so be kind to me… also i’m not here for the “Dean’s favorite pie” discourse, so don’t hit me up with messages about what his actual favorite is. I don’t give a shit.
Warnings: Oral sex (f receiving), baking with dean (yes that’s a warning), minor angst, mostly smut tbh
The smell of baking pie sits heavy
on the air, growing stronger with each pie you pull from the oven. You slide the hot tin onto the table, and
stare at the collection of pies and cookies you’ve baked over the last four
hours. So far you had two apple and one
pecan pie, a dozen chocolate chip cookies and a dozen of your own personal
enough, was all you could think. The
stress of your argument with Dean was still weighing on your shoulders. Cherry
was Dean’s favorite, was the next thought.
You eyed the bowl of fresh cherries you’d pitted and washed when you’d
first started baking. When you’d rolled
out of the bed this morning, you’d been disoriented until you realized you were
in your old bedroom, without Dean. Then
you’d remembered the argument from the previous night. Which was why you’d started baking at six this
morning when you usually found yourself sleeping in Dean’s warm arms until
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Dean let out a long, slow breath.
He’d imagined this moment so many times that he’d managed to make the reality of it feel like another daydream. Should he do it at school, or somewhere else? Separately, or all at once? Slowly, or bluntly? Seriously, or as a joke? Over and over, round and round, he’d pictured how he should come out to his friends.
And now here he was, with them all gathered around one of the tables at lunch. It was too hot for them all to be hungry; the summer had set in early, and it was all around them - in the discarded juice boxes littering the floor, and the scent of hot tarmac outside, and the whine of the air conditioning. It was putting sheens on foreheads and turning skin to gold - and Dean and his friends were at one of the outside lunch tables, enjoying it.
Jo and Anna were laughing together about a video that Ash was showing them on his phone; Charlie was talking at length to Garth about the Dungeons and Dragons game that they were both a part of, and Hannah was quietly biting into an apple as she listened in. And opposite Dean, Castiel was reading his book.
Dean watched them all for a moment, unnoticed. He had his bare arms resting on the hot metal of the table, his t-shirt sticking slightly to his lower back in the heat. Soon, they’d need to move inside - but first, he had something he needed to tell them. They were his friends. He wanted them to know.
He took a deep breath, and let it go. He could feel his heart pounding.
“Dean?” Castiel said softly; when their eyes met over the table, Dean swallowed. Castiel’s face shifted; it was the barest hint of a frown, the tiniest tilt of the head, the gentlest clouding of his blue eyes - but in the silent language that they’d built up over the years, it was a clear question. Of course, Dean thought, Castiel would realise that something was wrong.
Picture Perfect - Dean Winchester x Reader x Sam Winchester - Chapter 3
Title: Picture Perfect
Pairing: Sam Winchester x Reader, Dean Winchester x Reader
Word Count: 4,623
Prompt: I got it! Can you do a fic where Sam dies while (Y/N) is pregnant with his child and so Dean helps her raise the child and they live the apple pie life and right when Dean wants to propose to (Y/N), Sam returns to life & ANGST. Please and thank you
You stared at the mug that stood in front of you on the coffee table, the hot beverage having gotten cold long ago. What was it again? Jody had offered it to you but you didn’t even remember what you told her, your thoughts were clouding your vision the entire time. You knew Dean was upstairs with Mary, probably talking to her. You didn’t know if he was trying to explain to her what was going on. But if he was you were sure he would have been having a really hard time. You couldn’t comprehend what was happening on the first place yourselves, how could you explain it to a little girl? Gosh, she must have been so confused and maybe scared. That was not the way you wanted it to happen, not that you had ever thought it would, but she was only a little child. How could she take all of this?
You couldn’t even begin to think how Dean would be feeling at the moment either. You knew very well that his emotions just like yours would be mixed. On one hand his brother, the one he loved more than anything, was back from the dead. But on the other hand he was the father of the child he considered as his, the child he raised as his own, and… the man you loved way before him and for much longer.
As far as Sam was concerned, well, the last time you saw him it was on the living room after… Mary called Dean “dad”. You knew that no matter what was going to happen after this, you would never forget the look you saw on the younger Winchester’s face. It was going to hunt not only your days but also your dreams, that much you were sure about. You couldn’t clearly describe it, not entirely. You knew that he was heartbroken but you couldn’t exactly grasp the extend to which he was hurting. You probably didn’t even want to imagine how much he would be suffering at hearing his own child, his first and only child, call another man that was actually his brother her dad.
As that your mind raced back to the moment you opened the door and came face to face with the man you loved more than anything but considered to belong ago dead.
“Sam” you breathed out, your heart leaping to your throat. It came as a statement but not a conscious one, almost like a reflex before you could realize it. Because for all you knew it could be a demon parading in your… boyfriend’s body. Gosh the mere thought felt so foreign all of a sudden.
“H-Hey baby.” his voice sounded a little more hoarse than it usually would but not really different than what you remembered.
Sam looked hot sitting on the table at the BMOL base
“It’s like our…” “Hogwarts.”
Sam wants to go to BMOL Hogwarts and got way over excited about the prospect
Dean’s stink face in response
Can someone write a fic about how upset/terrified Sam looked when he said ‘we’re in separate rooms’ - he clearly doesn’t like the idea of not sharing a motel/hotel room without his brother. In the next scene he hasn’t slept much but puts it down to having been ‘doing research’
Claire reading Batgirl
The voice Dean does down the phone to Claire
Mick forgetting you can’t drink till you’re 21 in the US
‘like Downton Abbey boring’
‘It’s on…Harry Potter’
‘Explains the whole Wolverine healing factor thing’
‘Allow me your Lordship’
Mention of Madga but no full reveal - still wanna’ see Sam’s reaction
Mirrored Sam going to Stanford and being alone / Claire being alone
Sam and Claire hugging
‘I have a family, and they love me’
Mick saving Claire
Parental Sam and Dean in pain watching their kid in pain
Claire not dying
‘But I’m ready, and I never would have been if it wasn’t for you being my Mother’