hot prince of the southern isles

Hey everyone! I was asked by @blue-pixiedust to make a banner for the long awaited Helsa Week! 

This year is Hot As Helsa: Winter is Coming! The dates are July 9th-15th, so get all your creativity ready! They also said for me to post the prompts, so here we go!

1. How It Should Have Ended - how frozen should have ended with Hans not being a traitorous douche. It’s been years now. We’re still not over it. We probably never will be.

2. Snow on the Mountain Top - Helsa through the years. We like to portray them as the young, sexy couple they are.. but what about when the years have gone by? What is hans like as an older man? Elsa as an aging beauty? Their love can endure the tests of time.  

3. Glove love - what’s the deal with Helsa and gloves? Kristanna has their adorable mittens. Let’s talk the symbolism behind Hans, Elsa and their gloves. 

4. Horsin’ Around - Let’s play the ponies, people! It’s no secret Hans love horses. And as a gift for the queen, he’d likely give her one of his prized mares and offer “riding lessons” as a perk.. giggity.

5. Longing - what if even after Hans has redeemed himself for his crimes in Arendelle, he still couldn’t be with Elsa, even though she had forgiven him, and even shown a fondness/kindred spirit with the prince? How can they express their forbidden love?

6. Bedroom Eyes - The helsa dolls look like they wanna fuck. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. Who makes the first move?

7. FREE FOR ALL!! - got an idea you’re dying to share but didn’t see it here? Well guess what, chicken butt! Nows your chance. Show us your Hot as Helsa brilliance. 💙

Now, don’t just stand there! Get working everyone! It’s time to shine! And thank you to @blue-pixiedust for asking me to make the banner! I had so much fun making it, and as I’m a graphic design major, it made me feel like I was doing something for a client, as I’ll be doing in the future. I’m super proud of this and am HELLA HELSA EXCITED YO! 

Helsa Week - You Two Are Terrible At Hiding Things

5 longing

(aka why aren’t you idiots married yet)

“So, why aren’t you guys married yet?”

Hans spit out his tea. “WHAT?!”

“Why haven’t you asked Elsa to marry you yet?” Anna asked casually. “You’ve been un-officially courting her for years now.”

“It’s getting kind of ridiculous.” Kristoph added, absentmindedly braiding his daughter’s hair.

“Oooo, are Uncle Hans and Aunt Elsa gonna get married already? I wanna be the flower girl!” the little girl squealed excitedly.

“You’d just drop the basket.” Her brother muttered, leaning against the couch.

“No I wouldn’t!” They started squabbling as Kristoph tried to calm them down. Hans, meanwhile, was trying not to panic.

“Well I uh…what makes you say that?” He tried.

Anna looked at him like he was being an idiot. “Oh, please. We’re not that dumb, ya know.”

“I…but…the kingdom wouldn’t- “

“Told you he was going to make that excuse.” Kristoph chimed in.

“Hans.” Anna sighed. “Everyone in the kingdom figured out ages ago that you and Elsa were going to end up together whether they liked it or not. They’ve pretty much accepted it by now. Right, Kai?”

“Right, m’lady.” The butler said, clearing away the tea set. Hans hadn’t even heard him come in.

“See?” Anna said.

“If I may speak honestly, m’lord, many people are starting to get upset that you haven’t made it official yet.” Kai added.

“I know, right?”

“Wait, what?” Hans had thought the recent dirty looks he had been getting from the townsfolk was because they were starting to suspect that the man who had once tried to take over their kingdom was sort-of secretly dating their queen, not because they were annoyed that he wasn’t openly dating the queen yet.

“Sooooo?” Anna asked expectantly.

“I…uh…” Oh god, he wasn’t prepared to do this so soon, but…he cleared his throat and tried to sound official. “Princess Anna, may I ask for your sis- “

“Hans!” Anna laughed. “Why are you asking me? Shouldn’t you be asking Elsa if she wants to marry you?”

“Well…I mean traditionally the suitor is supposed to ask the lady’s parents for their blessing, but…”

“Oh.” She said quietly. “…But Elsa is an adult. I trust her to make her own decisions, even if it ends with her marrying you- “

She said it jokingly, but Hans still felt the weight of what he’d done all those years ago behind it.

Anna. I’m asking you if it’s okay. With you.”


He sighed. “Are you really okay with this? And I don’t want to hear that you suppose you can tolerate me or you guess you can put up with me. I…I need to know if you feel you can trust me. With her.”

“I…” Anna smiled softly. “Oh, Hans.” She got up and walked around the table to pull him into a hug. “You’re really serious about this, aren’t you?”

He leaned into her. “Of course I am. It’s Elsa.”

She mussed his hair. “I wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t okay with it, you big dummy. I know you love her too.” She leaned back and grinned at him. “And it’s about time you officially became ‘Uncle Hans’.”

“Yeah!” the kids chorused behind her, snuggled in Kristoph’s arms.

“I agree.”

Startled, he looked towards the door. Elsa grinned back at him.

“I was staring to wonder if I’d have to ask you myself.” She said playfully.

Hans had never felt so blessed.


(My parents ended up marrying because my dad’s brother asked them when they were going to get married already, so I guess third-party proposals have a special place in my heart.)  


~ Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus

Helsa Week: Longing

Elsa comes to see the prince of the Southern Isles in his cell, in the hours before he is to be sent home to face judgment.

Hans is in a cell not unlike the one in which the queen of Arendelle had been chained.

Elsa thinks of how Hans had come to her in that dark hour, how tender he had seemed.

His eyes had been soft. Elsa thinks of the comfort that those eyes had given her during that dark time when none would show her kindness… and she had thought him kind.

A longing fills her, that all could be as it was. But it cannot be.

She swallows, searching the prince’s eyes for traces of remorse and regret. Perhaps she finds them, making the heaviness upon her heart weigh all the more.

Still she turns with royal solemnity. The cell doors clang behind her and the queen retreats into the light.

@lisuli79 @blue-pixiedust @jackieblue1565 @jaehaerysthewhitewolf

I’m a little bit early, but how about a picture to introduce the “Hot as Helsa” week, which is going to take place from July 10th to 16th? Let’s start with a nice family picture ( @blue-pixiedust remember I told you I was planning on doing something about Helsa family and the little strawberry blonde girl is how I picture Isla :) ). Next week perhaps I’ll have just time for some colored sketches, but I promise hot, spicy Helsa :D

(Also, i wanted to try a different coloring with no almost no lineart, what do you think?)

               Put on the crown & those knee-high boots that make your legs look
               so good, grab the cold coffee & your shattered sword– - it’s time to
               remind those fucking losers why you were born to conquer them all.

              ⊰ disney-certified (trust me on this) fanmix about prince hans::
                                                                               << listen here >> // << download >> ⊱

         witness - mindless self indulgence;;  primadonna - marina & the diamonds;;
         hot mess - cobra starship;;  99 problems - hugo;;  look at me now - karmin;;
         eros and apollo - studio killers;;  bubblegum bitch - marina & the diamonds;;
         come on a cone - nicki minaj;;   i don’t care - fall out boy;;  everybody loves
- one republic;;   backstabber - ke$ha;;   all men are pigs - studio killers;;    
         i love it - icona pop;;     gives you hell - all american rejects;;     you’re gonna
         go far, kid
- offspring;;       scumbody told me - arctic monkeys vs. the killers;;  
         toxic - britney spears;;       judas - lady gaga;;        heads will roll - yeah yeah
;;  i am your leader - nicki minaj;;

Frozen Heart

I purposely spelled certain things wrong because copyright reasons…although this is FF so I don’t know why I was worried.

Written for the jily royalty fest happening thanks to tumblr so have a Frozen crossover AU Romance Party Adventure Thing...whoops who gave me this prompt…

Prince James has an icy secret but so does the fiery Princess Lily…

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