hot pink pearls

the-outsiders-slut  asked:

BOB SIS

ok let me prepare myself for this

— she’s 5, book age
— dirty blonde sandy hair
— she’s your basic little kid tbh
— actually pretty chill and quiet
— complete accident
— it’s kind of like that tiny dog you get when you’re going thru a midlife crisis or menopause
— bc your kids are old now essentially
— Bob’s mother literally uses her as a doll
— this girl will go shopping in a hot pink dress with pearls and white gloves on
— she’s a total diva
— no one wants to see this child after 15 yikes
— I’m not sure on her name but
— it’s something ridiculous for a little girl
— like when you see babies being named Walter and Harold and William
— William’s actually not that bad I take that back
— But anyways, I’m thinking Georgia
— Pronounced Georg-ee-ah not like the American state
— That or like Meredith or something
— Bob lowkey resents her
— He doesn’t really interact with her
— He’s nice to her, of course, but part of him hates how much attention she gets
— Bob will bring in his room for awkward conversation tho when their parents are bad
— He goes to her for advice sometimes
— She just gives a straight answer it’s refreshing
— She’s been used as a chick magnet before
— Ngl

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Red hot chili peppers
Led zeppelin
The doors
Pearl jam
Nirvana
Green day
Sublime
Weezer
Foo fighters
Stone temple pilots
Built to spill
Fleet foxes
Mudhoney
Pink floyd
Queen
The white stripes