hot nonsense

Today I found out we owe most of our punctuation to the medieval Irish. They’d had no experience with Latin before, so when these Latin manuscripts started showing up written in all caps with no spaces between the words looking like a brick wall of hot nonsense, the Irish sighed and said “give me that feckin quill” and they did such a good job of editing the texts and producing readable copies that their conventions kind of stuck with us through the ages

cant believe fred andrews is gonna roll up, bail jughead out of jail, throw his dads ass down in the street, sign the custody of child papers, take everyone to pops for dinner, pay off jughead’s tab at pops, build jughead a bed, dresser and desk for their spare room with his own hands in the driveway, open a college fund for jughead, drive to bring his mom and jellybean home safety, make jughead a gourmet 5 course meal and buy him a dog 

anonymous asked:

Sherlolly librarian au

“Could I take this out, please?”

Molly turned around and nearly tripped over her own feet as she rushed over to assist her outrageously handsome customer; she was more than a little confused when she found a small slip of paper waiting for her.

“Sir, this is a blank piece of paper.”

“Yes,” Sherlock smirked, exuding confidence as he leaned closer, “I’m going to need your name and phone number.”

send a ship, an au and I’ll write a four three sentence fic

If Barba were a real person, you know he’d be one of those guys who gets featured on the news or at a press conference or something for even a split second and the Internet just takes his looks and runs with it. And by that, I mean Google searches trending like:

“That One Hot Attorney”

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“Sharp-Dressed Lawyer”

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“Prettyboy Barba”

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Or, god forbid, “Counselor Cutiepie”

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You’d see Buzzfeed articles on your Facebook feed like “See the Lawyer Everyone Wants to Call!” and it’s just wild. And while Carmen and the Squad are yukking up how hilarious it is that the internet has the hots for no-nonsense Barba, the man himself is just

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(He kinda feels flattered, though.)

Following the destruction of Starkiller, Hux is given a choice: exile or death. Taking what crew remains loyal to him and the Finalizer, he retreats to the Wild Space beyond the edges of the Unknown Regions, gathering what information he can and biding his time.

On July 7th, 2016, a certain toaster posted the first chapter of Your Grace is Wasted.  Thus began an obsession that has spanned over 80 fics and 750,000 words of Voltron fic.

I’m so sorry.

There will be two sequels coming out relatively soon: One a direct sequel to a plot thread talked about but left unsolved, and the other about paintball.

For now, thank you all so much for your support and enthusiasm for Spectrum.  It received over 200 votes in the sequel 2k follower polls, which is absolutely incredible.  

Haven’t read them?  Here’s all of them in order.  Note that for most of them, while you don’t HAVE to read them in order, you might miss jokes and details.

You Grace is Wasted 
     Five times that no one was thinking of Shiro as a dad.

Leave Them Stunned and Stuttering
     Five Times Shiro couldn’t be knocked off balance, one time he was, and one time he trusted the team to see.  Or, when sibling bonding goes wrong.

With Every Broken Bone
      Five times Shiro lied to the team, and one time he told the truth.

In Need of Something Good Right Now
      5 times someone held Shiro’s hand.

Please Hang Around
      5 conversations between Shiro and Matt after the Holts were rescued.

Unleashed the Dogs of War
      5 times Shiro lost his temper.

Beast You’ve Made of Me
      The Alteans once had powerful allies. Some were wiped out, and some fell.  In hopes of regaining powerful friendships, the team land on a planet to search out signs of rebellion against the Galra. What they find instead are old acquaintances, court intrigue, and old wounds.  Or: One time the universe conspired to make Shiro’s life hell


You can also find more, non-canon additions here!

Thank you all.  Here’s to another year of this nonsense.

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This wasn’t directed at me, and y'all I don’t usually do shit like this but I’m so 1) appalled and 2) disgusted that is A Thing that I had to read with my Own Fucking Eyes that I’m slapping it up here for everyone to take a good long look at.

Don’t believe this hot trash. Don’t support this hot trash. Don’t treat creators like hot trash.

I’m thinking about doing six groups, max( EXO, BTS, Astro, Seventeen, Monsta X, and GOT7). So, since it’s my first reaction, I will do BTS :) I will also be doing scenarios too if this continues to an actual thing  :)


Pls be gentle, it’s my first reaction _(┐「ε:)_

BTS REACT TO: Seeing Their GF Dressed Fancy for the First Time

Namjoon

Once he saw you, immediately awestrucked. ‘That’s my baby’. He turns to the other guys and points, ‘That’s my girl’. He scowls at you for a short minute, asking why you don’t dress like this more often. ‘A sundress won’t hurt a soul, love.’. He shows you off on the red carpet, points at you behind your back and smiles real wide and proud. 


Jin

He’s angry happy, you know? Yells dramatically at you, saying that you look really beautiful. The other members are telling him to shut up the whole time on the ride to the award show. ‘Jin, we know, we see her too’. On the carpet, he’s smiling and talking to you, more calm and professional, making you stick by his side and his side only. 


Yoongi

He’s silent. He’s thinking hard as you just stand there. He’s thinking, ‘That’s not her. Doppelgänger? Probably. I should say something, she’s waiting.’. All he spews out were strings of nonsense, ears hot and his palms are sweaty. On the carpet, he has an arm around your waist and he’s whispering to you. ‘You really do look amazing, Y/N.’. In his mind, he feels superior; a god. 


J-Hope

Immediately, ‘WAAAAA’. Big ole, sunshine smile as he opens up his arms to give you a nice overlook of your outfit. The comments and praises are coming a mile a minute, asking you to dress like this more often. While walking down the red carpet, he’s nonstop smiling with you right by his side and interviewers complimenting you and telling Hobi he’s lucky. In which, he smiles and nods, ‘I know.’ 


Taehyung

Happy, so happy, he doesn’t know how to feel. Takes out his phone to give you a little photo shoot even though you protest. Gives you kisses on your cheek and never lets you go until you’re all in the car but his hands define you right as you sit down. On the carpet, he turns all gooey in front of interviewers that mention his love. His face is hidden by his hair as he smiles dumbly.


Jimin

Melts into goo once you step out the room. He literally turns into jelly, stuttering and all red, giving you compliments quietly so the others don’t hear him. On the carpet, he’s keeping a good distance from you but your hands linked, like a good boyfriend he is. He steals stares at you and smiles to himself, thinking he’s the luckiest person alive.


Jungkook

Dirty and mature, Maknae goes all gaga over you. Bites his lip and skims your body with his eyes. ‘You look good. Real good. You’ll look better without it off.’. All the guys are rooting at your two’s PDA in the car. But as soon as the hit the red carpet, he turns into Angel Maknae. A gentleman as he smiles sweetly and sending finger hearts to ARMYS and completely ignoring your death glares. Only you know the truth of the pervy maknae

dwarf-scum  asked:

Hey sorry to be that guy but like I really want to understand this because I don't think I have a good enough frame of reference. It seems to me like he's said that he didn't intend to write Reyna as anything but straight, but if you're a lesbian and you identify with her you're free to imagine her as a lesbian, but that he wouldn't write her falling in love with a woman because to him it would feel like her sexuality was a consolation prize. Could you help me understand what's wrong with that?

he’s ignoring lesbians and bi girls who are actually telling him that this is wrong. when challenged on it, he then went on to condescendingly say that he has talked with lesbians and bi women about this. i’m mad for a number of reasons, but the most hurtful one is how he acts like he has authority to speak on the issue when he so obviously doesn’t know what he is talking about.

lesbians do fail at heterosexual relationships, all the time. it is why we’re lesbians! we can’t do hetero, it never works out. the trope that we really need to be wary of isn’t that lesbians are lesbians because they fail at heterosexual relationships (which is literally true like you literally cannot be a lesbian if you do not fail at heterosexual relationships), it’s that “lesbians don’t need to have their sexuality respected bc they’re really just straight girls who’ve been hurt by guys, and if you hit on them in the right way they’ll eventually change their mind and have sex with you.”

like, this is what was, at first, frustrating to me—that he would try and attempt to invoke something that is much larger and more complicated than he understands, obviously, while literally speaking to someone who was almost certainly a lesbian or a bi girl. what makes it worse is that when called in this behavior, instead of just saying “whoops sorry i’ll do better” he said “sorry you got your feelings hurt, but i wrote emmie and jo based on personal experience and reyna is supposed to be straight.” which is just…cheap as fuck. it’s irrelevant. what does emmie and jo have to do with reyna being straight?

so instead it just comes across as “oh my god i already included a lesbian couple, what more do you want????” which…well, yeah, he can fuck right off with that attitude, mr stonewall award “i promise i won’t stop listening.”

sounds like he stopped listening! couldn’t even take like, twelve hours of criticism, instead he’s literally blocking people.

here, i can give what rick should have said, that would have still ultimately made me annoyed, but not nearly as absolutely livid and disgusted and…frankly, hurt, as i am right now: “i never planned on giving reyna a love interest, but as always, you guys are more than welcome to your interpretations and ships!”

he didn’t have to write a bunch of boiling hot nonsense about stereotypes (of which his writing is CHOCKED FULL off) and being your own better half and how reyna is supposed to be straight. he didn’t have to write a pathetic disclaimer about how he knew he was running the risk of having things “thrown” at him.

that’s why i’m really mad. he knew it would be controversial, and he didn’t care. he knew it hurt people, and he made no attempt to understand why we were hurt. he didn’t even consider that these “harmful lesbian stereotypes” literally are fabricated on the idea that bisexuality doesn’t even exist. i mean, really. i can debunk this oh so terrible stereotype in one sentence: “i didn’t turn lesbian, i’ve been bi the whole time!” -reyna. an alternative sentence: “i didn’t turn lesbian, i just never realized it before.” -reyna

see how easy?

calling a lesbian’s identity or life partner a consolation prize if they’ve been with men, before? yeah i know what people will say lmao “he didn’t say that he said he was trying to avoid that stereotype”….to which i say, right, how? how was he trying to avoid that stereotype? by not giving her a girlfriend. and so what, then, would be the logical conclusion? that this stereotype is true, and by giving a character a girlfriend, you’re invoking it. what does that mean for lesbians who have actually been with men? what does that mean for bi girls who have been with men? what kind of a fucking monstrosity of an answer is that?

more importantly: AS IF NONE OF THE LOVE INTERESTS IN HIS STORIES ARE ACTUAL CONSOLATION PRIZES? as if calypso wasn’t brought back for the sole purpose of giving leo a woman as a prize?

no, nope, the only way this awful stereotype could possibly show up is if you give a lesbian a girlfriend. but i show absolutely no self awareness of the awful tropes i’ve already enacted in my books.

and, as shell pointed out, and i echoed….the very fact that he knows giving reyna a girlfriend would invoke lesbian stereotypes is living proof of the fact that he knows reyna’s experiences and life story are consistent with that of many lesbians.

but he doesn’t care. because he’s lazy, and it takes too much effort, and at the end of the day he’s not listening to us at all, he’s just trying to make us shut up.

writing some hot regency Steve/Darcy nonsense

“But my aunt,” Darcy whispered as Captain Rogers pressed her backwards into the darkness of the room. She shivered as she looked up at him. There was such intensity in his eyes.

“She will be busy with my housekeeper, but…” he paused, his expression twisting into an amused smile. “I do not think I have the time that I would normally desire to fully enjoy your company.”

Darcy felt her pulse quicken in her neck as he practically purred over the word ‘enjoy’. How was it that a single word could sound so utterly delicious and dangerous all at once? She had never given much thought to words on their own, individually measured and accounted for.

(apparently @zephrbabe says Steve-o is a rake)