hot hockey player of the day

I can’t stop thinking about this for some reason okay so we all know about hockey players and their playoff beards, yes? (lets pretend i know things about sports) what if they had the same tradition in exy? I’m just imagining all these exy boys with their beards please bear with me

  • before and during the pre championship games, the fox boys just stop shaving
  • listen to me
  • kevin with a beard, o shit
  • kevin has one of those beards that grows in real nice, i’m talking like chris evans’ beard except darker
  • he looks fucking beautiful, with his dark hair and his green eyes, he was already a heartthrob before, but exy fans (female and male alike) are losing their pants over this shit
  • neil was aware of this tradition but this is his first time participating
  • he does not want to join in, but matt hid all the razors in fox tower
  • neil cannot grow a beard. it’s patchy, it’s scraggly & itchy and he is NOT HAPPY
  • until andrew starts scratching his fingers through it when he kisses neil (which is even more frequent than before, andrew thinks neil’s ginger ‘beard’ is hot, he wont say so, but thank u playoff beard)
  • matt’s beard grows in real thick
  • dan has forced him into a flannel at least once for that LumberJACKED Aesthetic™️
  • nobody can be in the same room as them for very long, nicky jokes that dan is in heat
  • nicky always wants to look smooth and beautiful but he didn’t want to be left out
  • he convinced erik to join in all the way from germany
  • he skypes erik like 20 times a day complaining that it itches the first week
  • andrew and his blonde beard, please imagine this i’m fuckidngs;skfah
  • neil wants to die
  • andrew looks good with a beard
  • & 12000% more deadly tbh, people literally avoid crossing paths with him in pubic because of his permanent Murder Face™️ mixed with a beard
  • cue neil slipping off with andrew to do dirty things like 25/7
  • when will wymack catch a break
  • they rarely hear from aaron anymore, he’s always with katelyn (having straight person sex, as nicky calls it)
  • even wymack joins in, he looks so burly & intimidating. nicky tries to find out if abby likes it but instead earns himself 5 miles around the court
  • BONUS jean grows out his beard & is speaking french, jeremy is pretty sure he’s gonna have a heart attack, he wont survive championships with this shit

freakin babes

Ivan Provorov - Corny Jokes

Hi I just recently discovered your blog and fell in love! I love your writing!! I was just wondering if there is anyway I could get one with Ivan Provorov of the Philadelphia Flyers. Just something super fluffy and cute like maybe after he has a bad game and the reader is there to cheer him up! Again I love love love your blog and writing!

Author’s Note: Aw! Thank you Doll! That just made my day! <3 <3 <3 Glad you enjoy our blog so much!!! :D 

There are many things you learn from dating a hockey player. How to stop a puck with your face. How to many girl scream at once. How to be weird. How to see the world. But of course there our a lot of hard things you have to deal with that come along with dating a hockey player. Having hot women throw themselves at your boyfriend. Hoping that puck did hit something to hard or something important. What to do after a bad game. 

The say every player is different when it comes to losing and that is very true. Some see it as “Hey we lost we just need to work harder next time” or “we lost it’s might be something I did.” The second one, well the second one is Ivan. 

You hated seeing him like this because you knew that tonight lost was not just him. So once he climbed in to bed you did the one thing you knew what to do. Corny jokes. 

You leaned up and placed a kiss on Ivan lips. 

“I love you.” You said as you laid you head on his chest.

“I love you too.” He said back as he wrapped his arms around your body. 

You waited for a moment before starting again. 



“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Okay….” He said unsure as to were you were going with this. So you kept going.

“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”

“What?” He giggled this time.

“Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!” 

“Oh my god.” 

“Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.”

“There’s something wrong with you.” He laughed as he kissed the top of your head. 

“But I got you to laugh. Did I.” You said lean up to look at him. 

“You did more than that, you made me feel better. Thank you. Oh I have one for you!” HE said smiling.” 


“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.” 

“That’s the best you got!” You yelled. 

The rest of the night you two laid there mouthing off corny jokes to each other. 


Originally posted by werenskiz


I’m ready to see these goofballs back on the AAC ice already! 16 more days.

Ashton Irwin Imagine -  Night Irwie

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Ashton Irwin Imagine - Night Irwie

I sat in the fourth row of the stadium, watching as my boyfriend and his bandmates did soundcheck. They played some old songs, like Over and Over and a few newer songs, like Permanent Vacation, as well as goofing off.

 I watched as he played his drums, a smile on his face. He always loved music, whether it was an actual concert, recording or just practice. He loved writing, and coming up with new lyrics as well as chords and beats for songs. He also loved how the music affected people so much. Ever since he was young, he loved music.

I scrolled through my twitter, waiting for them to finish practicing.“Let me just help pack up and we’ll get going okay babe?” Ashton said, before walking back to his drums to help the techs unhook it. I got off my seat, pulling my sweater closer to me, as a chill ran down my spine. I walked towards the exit, and waiting outside the venue.

“See yeah Selena.” Calum said as he and Michael walked towards the pizza store down the street. I nodded, not really in the mood to talk, I had had a shitty day. Some kid spilled his drink all over me on the subway, meaning i had to buy a sweater i really didn’t have the money for, and I got a call from my boss saying I had to get back to work soon or he would have to let me go. I just wanted to go back to the hotel and take a nice bath and then go to sleep. It was a chorus of goodbyes until Ashton appeared from the door, a small smile on his face.

“Hey babe. What’s wrong?” He asked, slinging his arm over my shoulders, as we began walking out of the ACC.

“Just a bad day.” I sighed, as we walked towards the cab.

“Awe babe. How about we go back to the hotel and then we’ll cuddle and watch a movie?” I nodded as he pulled me closer to him.


I slipped on one of Ashton’s old sweatshirts before walking out of the bathroom and into the room, where I saw Ashton standing there with two mugs of hot chocolate and the starting screen of The Lion King on the tv.

“You always have the perfect ideas.” I sighed in content as i took the mug from his hand.

“I learn from the best.” We sat down on the bed, me snuggling into his chest as one of his arms snaked around my waist. I sipped at my hot chocolate, the hot feeling, instantly warming my body up. He pushed play on the movie, before the beginning credits to one of my favourite movies began to play.

The movie was long over now and Ashton and I sat in silence. He ran his fingers through my hair every so often, as i played with his fingers. I placed mine against his, noticing just how big his was compared to mine.“Your hands are huge.” I giggled slightly, it turning into a yawn halfway through.

“You just have small hands.” He chuckled, kissing the top of my head. I snuggled closer into him, feeling my eyes getting heavier. “Good night Irwie.” I said softly, my eyes closing.

“Night babe. Love you.” Was the last thing i heard before i slipped into a dreamless sleep.


15 days ‘til #91 is back on the AAC ice for preseason!!!


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