hot hockey player of the day

I can’t stop thinking about this for some reason okay so we all know about hockey players and their playoff beards, yes? (lets pretend i know things about sports) what if they had the same tradition in exy? I’m just imagining all these exy boys with their beards please bear with me

  • before and during the pre championship games, the fox boys just stop shaving
  • listen to me
  • kevin with a beard, o shit
  • kevin has one of those beards that grows in real nice, i’m talking like chris evans’ beard except darker
  • he looks fucking beautiful, with his dark hair and his green eyes, he was already a heartthrob before, but exy fans (female and male alike) are losing their pants over this shit
  • neil was aware of this tradition but this is his first time participating
  • he does not want to join in, but matt hid all the razors in fox tower
  • neil cannot grow a beard. it’s patchy, it’s scraggly & itchy and he is NOT HAPPY
  • until andrew starts scratching his fingers through it when he kisses neil (which is even more frequent than before, andrew thinks neil’s ginger ‘beard’ is hot, he wont say so, but thank u playoff beard)
  • matt’s beard grows in real thick
  • dan has forced him into a flannel at least once for that LumberJACKED Aesthetic™️
  • nobody can be in the same room as them for very long, nicky jokes that dan is in heat
  • nicky always wants to look smooth and beautiful but he didn’t want to be left out
  • he convinced erik to join in all the way from germany
  • he skypes erik like 20 times a day complaining that it itches the first week
  • andrew and his blonde beard, please imagine this i’m fuckidngs;skfah
  • neil wants to die
  • andrew looks good with a beard
  • & 12000% more deadly tbh, people literally avoid crossing paths with him in pubic because of his permanent Murder Face™️ mixed with a beard
  • cue neil slipping off with andrew to do dirty things like 25/7
  • when will wymack catch a break
  • they rarely hear from aaron anymore, he’s always with katelyn (having straight person sex, as nicky calls it)
  • even wymack joins in, he looks so burly & intimidating. nicky tries to find out if abby likes it but instead earns himself 5 miles around the court
  • BONUS jean grows out his beard & is speaking french, jeremy is pretty sure he’s gonna have a heart attack, he wont survive championships with this shit
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Ivan Provorov - Corny Jokes

Hi I just recently discovered your blog and fell in love! I love your writing!! I was just wondering if there is anyway I could get one with Ivan Provorov of the Philadelphia Flyers. Just something super fluffy and cute like maybe after he has a bad game and the reader is there to cheer him up! Again I love love love your blog and writing!

Author’s Note: Aw! Thank you Doll! That just made my day! <3 <3 <3 Glad you enjoy our blog so much!!! :D 

There are many things you learn from dating a hockey player. How to stop a puck with your face. How to many girl scream at once. How to be weird. How to see the world. But of course there our a lot of hard things you have to deal with that come along with dating a hockey player. Having hot women throw themselves at your boyfriend. Hoping that puck did hit something to hard or something important. What to do after a bad game. 

The say every player is different when it comes to losing and that is very true. Some see it as “Hey we lost we just need to work harder next time” or “we lost it’s might be something I did.” The second one, well the second one is Ivan. 

You hated seeing him like this because you knew that tonight lost was not just him. So once he climbed in to bed you did the one thing you knew what to do. Corny jokes. 

You leaned up and placed a kiss on Ivan lips. 

“I love you.” You said as you laid you head on his chest.

“I love you too.” He said back as he wrapped his arms around your body. 

You waited for a moment before starting again. 

“Babe?”

“Hmm?”

“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Okay….” He said unsure as to were you were going with this. So you kept going.

“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”

“What?” He giggled this time.

“Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!” 

“Oh my god.” 

“Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.”

“There’s something wrong with you.” He laughed as he kissed the top of your head. 

“But I got you to laugh. Did I.” You said lean up to look at him. 

“You did more than that, you made me feel better. Thank you. Oh I have one for you!” HE said smiling.” 

“Okay.” 

“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.” 

“That’s the best you got!” You yelled. 

The rest of the night you two laid there mouthing off corny jokes to each other. 

-Julianne 

Originally posted by werenskiz

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I’m ready to see these goofballs back on the AAC ice already! 16 more days.

hot taek of the day: Maple Leafs fans have no leg to stand on when calling for the relocation of the Coyotes, because you can’t have your Auston Matthews cake and eat it too

also, if the Maple Leafs are the next Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup, and they do it with Matthews as their captain, oh, boy, the looks on the faces of Canadian hockey fans when they realize that the first person to lift the Cup will be a U.S.-born, half-Mexican, first-generation hockey player from Scottsdale, Arizona who would be playing baseball right now if it weren’t for Shane Doan and the Coyotes.

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15 days ‘til #91 is back on the AAC ice for preseason!!!

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