hot damn that girl's on fire

Nami’s List of Glamour Spells

A long organized list of all of my glamour spells by purpose.

Attraction/Charms:

💖 Charm (Pokemon Inspired) A spell to improve your charms and flirting
💖 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone
💖 Honey Gatherer (Pokemon Inspired) to encourage others to compliment you
💖 “Kiss the Girl” Glamour Spell to encourage a consenting person to kiss you
💖 Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice
💖 Spiderclaw (Totally Spies Inspired) grab the desire and attention of others
💖 Words of Honey Glamour Spell to make your compliments be taken to heart and brighten another’s day

Beauty:

💖 Beauty Sleep Sachet Glamour wake up feeling beautiful
💖 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone
💖 Fairy Aura (Pokemon Inspired) to bring your inner beauty out to the surface
💖  Glamour Chants for Beauty
💖  “I’m Hot Damn” Fire Charm for Attracting Attention spell to attract attention to your fiery beauty
💖 Mermaid’s Bath Spell a spell to promote your beauty and bring it out
💖 Milk Drink (Pokemon Inspired) promote beauty
💖 Pink Sugar Heart Spell (Mini Moon Inspired) a spell to promote cuteness and radiance

Confidence:

💖 Cherry Lip Bomb (Totally Spies Inspired) to bring confidence in your voice and to overcome vocal obstacles
💖 “I’m Hot Damn” Fire Charm for Attracting Attention spell to attract attention to your fiery beauty
💖 Red Hot Lozenge (Totally Spies Inspired) makes your words more feiry and intimidating
💖 Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice

Honesty:

💖 Honesty Lip Scrub Spell to help yourself to speak the truth

Intimidation:

💖 Red Hot Lozenge (Totally Spies Inspired) makes your words more fiery and intimidating

Invisibility/Evasion:

💖 Blur (Pathfinder Inspired) to go unnoticed by others 
💖 Chameleon Eye Shadow (Totally Spies Inspired) a spell to evade unwanted attention from others
💖 Invisibility (Pathfinder Inspired) spell to go unnoticed and travel unseen 

*All from my digital and physical grimoires; all spells were written by me.

ultimate smut masterlist

Believe me this is more for us than for you >:)

T’s Faves - ♡

iKON

Hanbin (B.I.)

Junhoe

Bobby

BTS

Namjoon (Rap Monster)

Hoseok (J-Hope)

Yoongi (Suga)

Jimin

Taehyung (V)

Jungkook

EXO

Junmyeon (Suho)

Lay

Jongdae (Chen)

Baekhyun

Jongin (Kai)

Sehun

BIGBANG

Jiyong (G-Dragon)

Seungri

GOT7

Jaebum

Jackson

Jinyoung (Jr.)

Yugyeom

BAP

Yongguk

Seventeen

Joshua

  • Threesome ft. Mingyu - naughtykpopimagines ♡

Mingyu

Monsta X

Jooheon

Hoseok (Wonho)

Changhyuk (I.M)

VIXX

Hyuk

  • CEO - kpopsicle-smut

SHINee

Jonghyun

NCT

Taeyong

Solo Artists

Jay Park

None of my works are included, refer to my own works masterlist for those. This list will be updated frequently!

Updated: 12/07/16

If any of the links are broken, please tell me so I can delete them or fix them!

The Compilers - maknaekink and parkjiminology

BTS reaction to you squirting (GIF)

Jin- 

You and Jin were going your normal pace to the sweet music playing in the background until you got close. He felt the change in you and began going faster. You were so close, but something was different. He would be surprised at first when you told him something was weird, but when you squirted he got intrigued. “Do you think I can make you do that again?”

Namjoon- 

He kept going harder and harder, while your moans continued to get louder and louder, until he felt you tighten around his cock. He buried himself in you only to be sprayed by your squirt. “Oh my god. I’m so sorry Joon. That’s never happened before.” You said as he collapsed on top of you. “Well it definitely wont be the last.”

Yoongi- 

You were riding Yoongi as normal, because he was to tired to put much effort in, but still wanted to enjoy himself. You began moaning louder and throwing your head back. As of a minute ago you were in control of, tempo, roughness, and everything really, but that all changed when Yoongi saw you in so much pleasure. He quickly grabbed you back pulling you toward him as he began to ram into you. You felt so good that when your orgasm hit you squirted. Yoongi, having never made you do that before was confused and worried. “Did I hurt you (Y/N)? Are you Ok?” You could barley get out an exhausted “Amazing”

Hoseok-

When you got home you barely had enough tome to put your purse down when Hoseok attacked you and pushed you against the wall. His hand was already down your pants before you could ask “Looks like somebody missed me today.” You said getting pulled into a heated kiss. he began to pump his fingers in and put of you while simultaneously rubbing your clit. This had you all fired up and when you were close you let him know. With this information he went faster sending you flying off the edge and squirting on to his hand. “Damn baby girl that’s fucking hot. Wanna continue in the bed room.”

(This GIF is pure sin)

Jimin-

It had started as a night in with your boyfriend Jimin while you watched movies and ate snacks. Apparently Jimin had other plans when he began to kiss down your neck and chest slowly making his way to your lady region. He pulled away your pajama shorts and went to town with those gloriously luscious lips. This soon had you throwing your head back, and clenching on nothing. Soon you couldn’t hold back anymore and you squirted. You felt embarrassed because you had just done this all over Jimin’s face when he looked up at you,licked his lips and said, “It’s all right baby. I love the way you taste.”

Taehyung-

When you said you were in the mood you didn’t have to tell him twice. Taehyung began to pound into you with breaks of slow and sensual. He loved teasing you like this but when you looked him in the eyes and then moaned he went crazy. He began to drill into you with no specific pattern or tempo. This soon sent you way over the edge and you squirted. Even though Taehyung had never seen you do that before he wasn’t surprised. “That’s right only I can make you feel that way, and make you do that.”

Jungkook-

Two words. Confused bun. While y’all were in the heat of the moment he noticed you getting closer and closer. So was he so he decided to speed things up a little. He was so prepared for you to lose your cool and moan his name, but when you squirted instead. He became confused. “Why hasn’t that happened before?” He would ask. “Because it’s never been this good before.”

Masterlist

Nami’s List of Love Spells

A long organized list of all of my love spells by purpose and categories. It should be known the only love magic I practice and write for is consenting love spells between two partners. I do not support forcing another to have feelings for you. My spells are mostly to improve love, self love, and passion between two individuals.

General Love/Attraction Spells:

💘 Apple Cider Love Bringing Spell welcomes love into your life
💘 To Dream of Romance Spell dream about your romantic future
💘 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone
💘 “I’m Hot Damn” Fire Charm for Attracting Attention spell to attract attention to your fiery beauty
💘 Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice

Flirting/Dating:

💘 Charm (Pokemon Inspired) A spell to improve your charms and flirting
💘 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone

Healing of the Heart:

💘 Mend the Heart Spell a spell to emotionally heal after rejection

 Kissing:

💘 “Kiss the Girl” Glamour Spell to encourage a consenting person to kiss you
💘 Magickal Uses for Kisses

Lust and Sex:

💘 Couple’s Bath Spell improve sexual energies between you and a consenting partner

Passion/Romance:

💘 To Dream of Romance Spell dream about your romantic future
💘 Heart Stamp (Pokemon Inspired) a spell to strengthen passion between you and a consenting lover
💘 Passion of the Rose Spell (Tuxedo Mask Inspired) a spell to increase passion between consenting lovers

Relationships and Bonds:

💘 Long Distance Friendship/Relationship Spell to help maintain a long distance connection with someone
💘 Parabatai Spell (Shadowhunters Inspired) a spell to forge a bond with another consenting person to always be connected

Self-Love:

💘 Power of the Heart Self Love Spell (W.I.T.C.H Inspired) a spell to open your heart up for self love
💘 Seashell Charm for Self Acceptance aids with self acceptance and encourages self love and care
💘 Sweet Self Love Bath Spell a spell to promote self love

Stopping Love/Unwanted Advances:

💘 Ice Queen Breath Spray a spell to halt someone’s romantic feelings for you 

*All of these are from my digital and physical grimoires. I wrote all of these spells.

Asexual INTP on Periods

INTP: *glaring down at abdomen* You are useless to me! Stop making me hurt! I will find a way to be rid of you! Damn the hormonal imbalance!

(Male) ISFJ: Why would you want to do that?

INTP: … tell me… if someone stabbed a hot fire poker into your abdomen once a month for four days straight… how would you feel about that person?

ISFJ: Is that… is it really that bad?

INTP: *snarls and buries further into blanket/pillow pile*

ISFJ: … So why not get rid of it? If you’re willing to go through the hormone stuff afterwards?

INTP: *grumbles lowly* Fucking Doctors won’t let girls do that until they’re older or if they- HEY! Wanna stab me?

ISFJ: WHAT!?

INTP: I’ll pay you! If you damage the womb enough they’ll-

ISFJ: NO!

INTP: OH come on! It’ll be a bonding experience!

ISFJ: NO! I’m not going to Stab you!!!

INTP: See, this is why morals are stupid. You could easily help me out, I wouldn’t press charges and you could get me to the hospital before anything really bad happened-

ISFJ: YOU NEED HELP!

INTP: THATS WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT!

ISFJ: Not that kind of help!

INTP: *glaring from under aforementioned pile*

ISFJ: … want a hot chocolate?

INTP: … that’ll have to suffice, won’t it?

ISFJ: Yes.

INTP: Fine. Be responsible then. Asshole.

ISFJ: You’ll appreciate it when you remember how much you hate hospitals.

nct as things my coworkers have said;

so! I work at a sports bar/restaurant, and my coworkers tend to do/say some pretty hilarious shit!! so I figured - why not turn it into an “nct as…” post??


taeil: *walks into the kitchen looking both confused and disturbed*

“I accidentally spilled some beer on this dudes lap, and when I tried to help him wipe it off, his dick got all hard!!! and honestly, Im not sure if I should be honored or weirded the fuck out…”

*goes on to get tipped waaayyyy more than necessary by that same guy*


johnny: *makes “hand binoculars” to stare at a hot customer through the window*

*gets caught staring with “hand binoculars” by that very same customer*


taeyong: coworker #1 (taeyong): “i had waayyy too much coffee today, and i have to shit so bad that my asshole is literally on fire”

coworker #2: “then go shit? it’s not even that busy - you’ll be fine”

coworker #1 (taeyong): “I can’t! I can only shit when i’m at home and my dog is sitting in the bathroom with me!!”


yuta: *puts his number in a hot customers hat while he’s outside smoking*

*not even 30 minutes later, 3 more hot customers come in*

coworker #2: “you should’ve waited to give your number out cause the guys at table 3 are fine as hell

coworker #1 (yuta): “girl, I’ll throw my number out like some damn confetti! shit, I don’t care - I’m just tryna fuck”


doyoung: coworker #1: “go ask the hottie at table 12 if he’d smash or pass me”

coworker #2 (doyoung): “wtf - no, why would i do that??”

coworker #1: “well you’d think after all we’ve been through that you’d help me out by asking this guy a simple question!!”

*coworker #1 walks away annoyed*

coworker #2 (doyoung): “well I mean, I didn’t really wanna ask my boyfriend if he’d like to bang my coworker - but he wouldn’t even go for your nasty ass anyway, honey! sure, he’ll be smashin’ tonight, but it ain’t gon’ be your sorry ass - so I ain’t even trippin!!”


ten: *sees a hot customer*

very short coworker #1 (ten): “he’s hella fine, but too short for me”

coworker #2: “HE’S too short for YOU?

coworker #1 (ten): “yeah, I like to climb my men like trees so they’ve gotta be of descent height”


jaehyun: *walking upstairs to seat an older couple*

old man: “wow! these are some pretty steep stairs - i don’t know how you continuously climb those all day”

coworker (jaehyun): “oh, they’re brutal! I would’ve quit here months ago, but the repeated stair climbing has really tightened my glutes, so I thought it’d be best if I stuck around - for the sake of a nice ass”


winwin: *on the clock - greeting a new table*

customer being greeted: “oh! you’re our server? I had no idea - you look so young!!”

coworker (winwin): *forced smile and awkward laughter* “yeah, I get that a lot”

*off the clock - leaving the bar after finishing shift*

dude who’s walking in as coworker is walking out: “what the fuck are you doing in a bar - you look like you’re 7 years old”

coworker (winwin): “i’m 18 years old you piece of shit!!”


mark: *woman, (sister of the birthday girl), comes downstairs to warn us that she’s on her way, and reminds us to tell her that the party upstairs is for MARY (a relative), and not SUSAN (the actual birthday girl)*

coworker (mark): “alright, got it!!”

*not even 5 minutes later, susan shows up*

coworker (mark): “hi, are you here for susan’s party?”

customer (susan): “um, i’m susan… did you mean mary’s party?”

coworker (mark): “oh, uhh… listen, I can’t lie to you - that’s your surprise birthday party up there, but I kinda fucked it up for you, so you’ve gotta act really surprised when you enter so they don’t know you know! here, let’s practice your shocked face before you go up!!”


renjun: *gets handed $50 by the boss for doing a good job during a busy night*

*starts crying because of the nice gesture*


jeno: *exhausted and extremely out of it*

*everyone in the restaurant starts screaming/cheering when our city’s MLB team scores a run*

coworker (jeno), frightened by the sudden noise: “whY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING!!!!!!!”


donghyuck: *ranting about this one bitch*

“I swear to god i’d beat the shit out of her if i didn’t already have an assault charge on my record…”


jaemin: *arguing with a very intoxicated, very angry customer*

drunk guy: *throws a punch*

coworker (jaemin): *ducks out of the way, so the guy behind him gets completely nailed in the face - instantly falling to the ground*

coworker (jaemin), to the dazed, bloody stranger: “oh shit, dude, you alright???”


chenle: *bringing a cocktail to a table of 6 adults*

one of the women, talking to the man who ordered the drink: “ooh that looks really yummy! can I try some, daddy?”

coworker (chenle): *has to go in the back and take a minute cause he can’t stop fucking laughing*


jisung: *walks by a couple sucking each other’s faces off and whispers under his breath*

“jesus christ - get a fucking room”

*guy stands up, appearing much larger than he looked while sitting down*

angry dude: “what the fuck did you just say!!”

coworker (jisung), scared shitless: “i-i said I have to get a broom!! someone spilled popcorn and i-“

*runs away, forgetting the broom*


the-foley-knoll-horror: Mythology really is anime, isn’t it

It’s what I’ve been trying to say this whole time.

Like, Tokoyo, a girl from Japanese mythology who is Tokyo’s namesake (as in, the city was named in honor of her, goes the legend), was like just a regular ass girl who, due to circumstances, ended up straight up swimming to the bottom of the ocean and fighting Mythology Godzilla with just a knife, while carrying a cursed statue of the Emperor (I’d love to say it makes sense in context, but honestly, it doesn’t), and absolutely fucking beats the shit out of it. Like she stabs its eye and then actually strikes its body with her hands and her knife? Underwater? And like then she resurfaces and is like “kay done”. She’s the first shonen hero in history.

Knights of the Round Table? Anime. Lancelot used to be a piss ass monk in monastery in some shitty corner of Britain who couldn’t even ride properly first because a lifestyle of rice gruel and self-flagellation doesn’t quite prepare you for the knight’s lifestyle, but he ate properly and trained a bit and, BAM, he was just handing out asses like they were going out of style left and right. Eats, trains a little, then basically becomes the best ever: Am I talking about Goku or Lancelot? Arthurian mythos was ghostwritten by Akira Toriyama.

Hindu mythos? Literally Dragon Ball Z. Karna is a power levels discussion gone awry.

Irish mythos? Pick ANY of the cycles, it’s just different seasons of the same anime with different characters, a la Robotech. Ulster Cycle? Cu Chulainn was literally out there having anime hair and a Super Form. Fenian Cycle? Fionn mac Cumhaill is literally Combat Doraemon, and his shenanigans literally shaped the geography. The Isle Of Man? A fucking chunk of dirt Fionn once threw at an enemy.

Chilean mythos? There’s La Lola, an insane evil girl who wanders the mountains, dragging the coffin of her husband (with her husband inside) behind her with a chain, who seduces and kills miners and then stuffs their mangled corpses inside the coffin. Ain’t that the most edgy seinen shit, my dude.

Norse mythos? Siegfried was literally doing pirouettes through rings of fire and walls of blades, using his Transformation Jutsu to impersonate a friend, scoring hot valkyrie and witch gfs, slicing dragons open and bathing in their blood, like dAMN this dude is right out of a three episode OVA.

Mythology is anime.

What I Think of the MLB Episodes - Season 1
  • Stormy Weather: sexual tension also blonde with a fucking parasol
  • The Bubbler: I questioned my love for this show bc of this episode also gay bros
  • Timebreaker: *gasp* LOOK AT THE DARLING GIRL SHE'LL PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH also chat noir is 200% dead
  • Evillustrator: hot damn I live for Nathanael also Marinette's kinda ruDE
  • Animan: a high school aged kid wanted to race a fucking panther also more gay bros
  • Dark Cupid: why did Kim ask Chloe out instead of Max also why didn't we get to see Nathanael try and ask Mari on a date
  • Volpina: Lila more like lie-la also Marinette stop being so rude
  • Horrificator: my poor bean also Nathanael's panic is funny
  • Robocop: WHY ISNT SABRINA DOING ANYTHING ABOUT HER FATHER BEING FIRED also Marinette why are you always so RUDE
  • Copycat: some gay cats also somebody who could definitely be nath's bff
  • Antibug: Sabrina gets the worst Akuma design award and also two? Akumas? In? One? Episode?
  • Lady Wifi: LOTS OF ALYA also me if I was a villain
  • Gamer: WOAH NERDS also MARINETTE I STG
  • Reflekta: poor Juleka also the gayness is off the charts
  • Princess Fragrance: prince aLI WHY ARE YOU IN FRANCE GO MARRY PRINCESS JASMINE also what a nice lesbian I love rose
  • Simonsayz: I once more question my obsession also Gabriel you're a dick
  • The Mime: that's what it's called right anyway Mylene your dad is so tall also Marinette you put a pocket in a hat
  • Mr Pigeon: *long elongated sigh* no comment
  • Darkblade: nice swords also bad puns
  • Puppeteer: she's like five why would you do that Hawkmoth also CHAT THIS IS A KID's SHOW
  • Kung Food: Marinette your uncle is nice also I would like to try that soup
  • The Pharaoh: alix has a BROTHER also ancient Egypt is so cool
  • Guitar Villain: omg somebody more popular than Marinette so rare also DRAGONN
  • Pixelator: honestly same also wow I can relate so much he's so extra
  • Origins: OHHHHHHH THATS CUTE also wow Ivan your taste in music is like the opposite of Mylene's face

Don’t Take It Easy (TOM HOLLAND SMUT) #3

But still I stopped.

My pussy was aching, begging for release and he knew it. The little fucker knew and he was…..he was looking at me-eyes dark with desire that felt like he’s had for a while.

“Please.”

I whimpered and he smirked, licking a long strip up my entrance. I nearly convulsed but stopped myself, knuckles turning white from gripping the sheets too hard.

“Good girl.”

His fingers were gone, replaced by his tongue. And GODDAMN, I didn’t know what he was doing but it was better than anything I’d ever felt.

Tom’s nose would brush against my clit, bringing me so close, so damn close. But then he would change his pace and it was gone.

My legs were beginning to shake, feeling hot and cold and jelly-like. I was growing impatient too-frustrated, so needy for him, it was making him smirk.

“FUCK…..please, please….just….”

He stopped, just as I nearly hit my high.

“You wanna cum in my mouth, baby girl?”

His skin was damp with sweat. His lips were glistening and Jesus, his hair-his damn curls were…..he looked so fucking sexy.

“Please……”

He licked his lips clean, watching me.

“Please, daddy.”

I said, feeling powerful and powerless all at the same time.

“Mmh.”

He said before sucking on my clit with such vigour I thought my insides would light on fire. Tom gripped my thighs and lifted one to rest on his shoulder.

The position allowed him to get closer and suck harder and God…..

OHGODOHGODOHGOD

My hips thrusted against his mouth, wanting so much to cum-so much, so much. My head spun. My legs shook. My insides clenched and then finally, finally…..

“OOOOOOHHHHHHH! Fuck Tom! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

His hand was splayed out on my hips, mouth still on my pussy, finishing up my orgasm. And when he finally sat up and licked his lips, my skin was hot and sticky and……

GOD THATS WHAT ID BEEN MISSING OUT ON

He moved to hover over me, kissing me gently on the lips. I kissed him back, even though I felt weak. My nails dugs into his cloth covered back as he deepened it but my head was spinning too much.

We parted, panting. He moved a little so he was holding me in his arm. And when I reached up to move the curls away from his face, he said,

“I’ve wanted to do that for a while now.”

“What? Hold me in your arms?”

He laughed, nearly smacking me in the arm in the same way that led to all this.

“Shut up.”

He said, smiling.

“Make me.”

I said, smiling back.

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a/n: this is the last part!

my other work can be found here.

You’re more than welcome to send in requests here.

Prompts can be found here.

And all of my edits are here.

On the Topic of Zukka and Mai

It’s necessary to me, in my shipping headcanons, that amidst my drive to get the hot boys (or girls!) to fuck eachother, I stop to consider the canon ships that I’m displacing.  Particularly when these characters are women, whose role in fiction is too often marginalized, I find it important that they not be dismissed and vilified, but treated with respect.

Why I ship Zukka, where that leaves Mai, and basic psychological ramblings under the cut!

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Best SLFL Moments: A Masterlist
  • chasing cars cover in Belfast (x)
  • mini 5sos (x)
  • cASTAWAY
  • German hats & breaking records (x) 
  • that one time we died when broken home was played (x)
  • michael eating a muffin on stage (x)
  • MICHAEL PLAYING PIANO
  • Born Again Berlin (x)
  • Tallinn Soars Like An Eagle (x) 
  • lukes pants being unbottoned during the Nagoya show 
  • “my name is Calum and I like pizza” (x)
  • muke lives!
  • synchronized jumps are still very lit
  • Beside You. (x)
  • jet black heart!! 
  • ashton playing bass (x) 
  • calum playing drums (x)
  • merchmerchmerch 
  • Calum talking in Spanish (x) 
  • fucking waste the night
  • Swiss Chocolate, Swiss Cheese (x) 
  • michael’s and luke’s guitar battle during castaway (x)
  • calum is still beautiful in amnesia 
  • all the tour diaries (x) 
  • how to ROCK (x)
  • when wrapped was brought back 
  • Mansfield shenanigans (x) 
  • CARRY ON 
  • Madrid’s Song (x)
  • michael’s star pants that he wore everyday 
  • luke in stripes
  • the posters!! 
  • Calum’s speech at Tinley (x) 
  • when they put catch fire on the setlist!!11!! 
  • all the hq’s!! 
  • IF YOU DON’T KNOW (x)
  • Luke teaching us how to count (x) 
  • the soundchecks! (x)
  • When michael couldn’t sing because everyone was cheering before jet black heart
  • 5sos running to the venue next door to see ACDC
  • France off! Take my pants off! (x)
  • Hot Damn, Amsterdam (x)
  • All the snapchats 
  • Ashton on a scooter in Nashville (x) 
  • hoeg (x)
  • CASHTON 
  • Girls Talk Boys getting LEAKED (x)
  • Girls Talk Boys officially getting RELEASED 
  • Girls Talk Boys getting PLAYED LIVE AT MSG (x) 
  • “You can do absolutely anything!” (x)
  • MADISON SQUARE GARDEN :’) 
  • Happy Birthday Luke! (x)
  • San Francisco (x)
  • Ashton telling the crowd to move closer (x)
  • who wants to kiss Calum? (x) 
  • Covering Wonderwall (x)
  • luke rapping to lose yourself (x)
  • Calum making Michael laugh at the Sydney Show (x) 
  • “We come to concerts like this… and tonight, is about love!” (x)

All in all SLFL was a tour with so many awesome moments, (I couldn’t think of them all!) but each show was special in their own way and 5sos did a kickass job and should be very proud. Until next time… xx  :-) 

commanderstark  asked:

so... you got any theonsa fics to recommend? (What have you done to me)

hell yeah i do! this is not very thorough, but here’s a jumping off point!

modern aus:

a seaside framed in glass by @alittlestardustcaught [kinda angsty, kinda cute, super hot] + bonus prequel!!! [bless sarah]

i’ve always been molded this way by yours truly (blatant self promo) [light angst with orgasms and forgiveness]

three strikes by @bythunder [light angst, adorable angst]

i am NOT into him by @darylvdixon [fluffiest of fluff + drunk robb]

birds and the bees by @jaimelanniser [hot damn]

all the spark to set this place on fire by @meerareeed [SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN]

canon compliant: 

two ghosts by @starkjoy

i guess i’ll forget the sound by @aknightfornawt

i have you by @jaimelanniser

that’s what the water gave me by @alittlestardustcaught [threesome with jon]

going home by anonymous

none of us are whole by nary [book canon, theon is not castrated]

canon aus:

the (conquered) hero by @the-eagle-girl [theon rescues sansa for glory instead of taking winterfell]

what could have been by mardale (who is on tumblr, but i don’t know their url!)

tumblr prompt collections: mine starkjoy’s

It Was An Accident

“Can I have a rough daddy Joshua smut please?” ~ Anon

Genre: Smut

Member(s): Joshua Hong/Hong Jisoo (Seventeen)

Warning: Teasing, Public sex, Foreplay, Spanking, Rough, Dom!Joshua, Daddy!Joshua, Degradation/Humiliation, Gagging, Overstimulation, Oral sex, Orgasm denial

Summary: Seventeen just released their new album and wanted to celebrate by inviting everyone they are thankful for.

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The crystal clear tapping of a fork against a champagne glass rang through your ears and the chatter of talking in your section of the restaurant. Seungcheol stood at the foot of his table and started speaking about how proud he is of the rest of his team, for working long and hard to make this dream of theirs a reality. He thanked Soonyoung and Jihoon in the process, along with their managers, choreographers, the parents and everyone who had been invited. It was a beautiful speech, but you couldn’t pay attention because Joshua was whispering in your ear how much more beautiful you were. His hand was interlocked with yours, resting on your thigh and rising everytime you pushed it away.

“Relax the more you struggle the more they’ll notice.” Joshua said calmly into you ear.

“Or you could just not do this right now.” You said and pushed his hand away again, only making him bring it back even higher. “Joshua this is a formal dinner, control yourself.”

“How can I when you wore that? You just look so damn sexy.” He said with a hint of rasp.

Your decided to wear a simple black dress, that stopped mid thigh when you stood but rose when you sat. It had long open sleeves and a heart shaped hole on the chest to reveal just a little bit of cleavage but it wasn’t exactly something you’d wear to a business meeting and you matched it with a pair of black Louis Vuitton red bottomed pumps.

“Besides if you didn’t like it you wouldn’t be biting your lip so hard.” He said and made you let go of your lip to look at him, but he was already looking away, lost in conversation.

You were gonna play along too. Intertwining your leg with his he looked at you from the corner of his eye and you shot him a flash of those pearly whites. You placed your hand on his thigh and squeezed it lovingly. When he looked over at you suspiciously you just continued talking to a few of the other girlfriends and you slowly started rubbing and squeezing it until your hand made its way to his dick.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Joshua pulled your hand away and said into your ear.

“Did the little church boy just swear?” You acted surprised by his outburst.

“What are you trying to do?” He asked you, still holding on tight to your hand.

“You.” You looked him dead in the eyes and held your stare. He wanted to play the game but you were gonna win it.

But he did nothing but laugh. Not even a full laugh, just a little chuckle to himself, like there was a hole somewhere in your plan that he found before you. “You’ve been such a bad girl tonight you know that? Daddy’s gonna have to put you back in your place.” He said so close to your earlobe that you could feel his teeth graze the side of it.

Hearing him talk like this always made this fire in you ignite. And the longer you waited, the hotter it got, making your thighs shake and your core quiver to have him inside you.

Little did you know, while you were spacing out, he was coming up with a plan. A plan to get you two out of there as quickly as possible with his pants off and your panties down.

You came to when you felt something cold and wet being spilled onto your legs. “Oh my god, Joshua!”

“I’m so sorry it was an accident!” He pleaded. He had taken his glass of water but favorably managed to miss his entire mouth and land every drop of it onto you.

You stood up to run to the bathroom in a hurry and heard Joshua say something and follow you.

“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to embarrass her, please return to your meals.” Joshua apologized to everyone at the dinner table and ran after you. “Jagi! Jagiya wait!”

Once you got into the lady’s room you felt yourself being pressed against the wall and a familiar pair of lips attached to yours.

“Oh you’re such a good girl for playing along. Maybe I won’t punish you as much as I should.” He said in between kisses.

“This was all some little scheme of yours!? What’s the matter with you?” You yelled and pushed him off.

“Of course it was, you think I just conveniently managed to not get it on anything but your legs? And I just couldn’t get the thought of my baby girl’s pussy wrapped around my hot cock out of my head.” He said and locked the door behind you two.

Soon enough you were lifted onto the sink, hands roaming all over your body, lips kissing every inch of skin. You felt the fire burning hotter and you wouldn’t be able to fight it pretty soon.

“Just fuck me already God damn.” You said and grabbed a handful of his hair.

“Oh baby girl but it’s not that easy.” He said and pulled you off of the sink. “First, I have to punish you.” He turned the sink on high. “Second, you gotta please me.” He said and tied his belt around the toilet handle to keep it flushing. “And then, I’ll fuck you, but only if you do a good job.” He said and laid his jacket on the floor.

“Hands and knees.” He said and pointed towards the jacket he laid out for you. He still somehow managed to have an ounce of gentleman left inside him. Just an ounce though, you’re still in a public restroom.

Careful not to let your skin touch the floor you got down on your hands and knees and looked at him from between your legs.

“Now pull your dress up and slide your panties down.” He said and started to unzip his pants.

You did just that, and arched your back for him to see at a better angle.

“You’re such a good little slut for daddy. Now touch yourself.” He said and started pumping himself.

This isn’t a new side but it is a new experience. You’ve never done anything like this in public. What if someone needs to go to the bathroom and the owner comes and unlocks the door? What if you’re loud?

“I said touch yourself.” He said and it followed with a hard slap to your ass.

Wincing in pain and pleasure you pushed you arm in between your legs and started playing with your folds, pinching your clit every now and then. Finding your entrance you started to finger yourself at a slow pace, wanting to tease your boyfriend. You kept speeding up, thinking he would eventually stop you but he never did.

“Joshua, I’m gonna cum.” You moaned out, eyes fluttering closed and lowering your torso to rest your head on your other arm.

“Then cum.” He said calmly. He was still just standing there, watching you writhe and pumping himself.

“What?”

“Cum. Go ahead.” He told you.

Quickening your pace you brought yourself to the brink. Just when you were about to cum, you felt your hand being ripped away from yourself and being replaced by a mouth. He flipped you over for easier access and put your legs over his shoulders, sliding his talented tongue all over and inside of you. You felt yourself about to cum again and this time you did but he didn’t stop there. He added fingers and sucked your clit into his mouth, rolling the tip of his tongue around the bead.

You managed to grab a fistful of his hair and push his face deeper into your core, and his fingers followed suit.

For the third time you were about to cum and for the second time he didn’t let you.

“My turn.” He said and smiled that innocent smile of his. He stood up and let his pants fall to his knees and pulled his boxers down with them.

Seeing him do that made your mouth water and you sprang up to your knees. Now it was your turn to tease him. You grabbed the base of his dick and licked a long stripe from the bottom of it up to the tip. Swirling your tongue around his head you massaged his balls in the other hand, moaning and letting your teeth barely graze it.

You let him grab a tuft of your hair and push himself to the back of your throat. Focusing on breathing through your nose and trying to keep the tears in your eyes, you only tapped out when you really needed to breathe. His moans were starting to get louder and were falling apart. You knew he was close and you were gonna use it against him. When he finally pushed your head away you pulled his hand off of you and went back to his dick, sucking more than before.

“Stop, I’m gonna cum.” He said in a broken sentence.

You didn’t stop until you knew he was completely on edge, and if you pumped one more time he’d blow right then and there.

After his vision cleared up and he could think again he realized something, “Wait a second. You disobeyed me. I told you stop and you didn’t.”

“Whoops?” You said with a closed mouth smile and a cock of the eyebrow.

“Oh this just won’t do.” He said and laughed to himself. “Hands and knees again. But this time, if you make a peep, that pretty little ass of yours is gonna have to suffer. So how many do you want? 1? 5? 10? Make your pick.”

He only ever asks how many hits you want when you really fucked up. But it’s always worth it.

“Four. Two on each cheek.” You stated. You could hear the crinkling sound of the condom wrapper.

“Well if my pretty little princess wants four she’ll get four.” He said and not a second later he pounded into you, making you cry out.

“There’s four right there, sweetheart.”

It was always so hard to keep your mouth shut because he knew your body so well, what you like, what makes you scream his name.

He hooked one of your legs up over his elbow for a different sensation, knowing you’d get more spanks.

“8 baby, we only got time.” He yelled out to you.

He way his cock felt inside you, it was like he was made to be yours. You could feel every piece of him sliding in and out of your walls. And his hands were like magic, he knew how to work your clit like an xbox controller, A to pinch, B to add pressure, Y to circle it, X to flick, it was literally heaven in the form of a person.

“16 baby girl, you don’t even know you’re doing it do you?” He said, his breath getting heavier and starting to stagger. He could tell by your breathing and how much you’re clenching around his cock that you’re close as well.

“On 3, cum for me Jagi.”

“1, 2, 3!” You said together and your moans broke out of you. He spilled into the condom and held you up so you wouldn’t collapse.

“There’s 20.” He said smug and pulled out of you, throwing the condom away and pulling his pants back up. He went to go get his belt from the toilet and it immediately got quieter.

“You left the sink on.” You said.

“Oh but we aren’t done yet.”

He walked back over to you and rubbed his soft palm over your cheeks then came down hard. “Count for me, baby.”

“1.” You strained to say. Another slap. “2.” This went on for a while. Cheek after cheek, again and again, it never felt like it was gonna stop. But you weren’t sure you wanted it to?“

“One more time baby then you can get up.”

He saved the hardest for last and boy was it an impact. It hurt so bad but felt so good. He helped you pull your panties back up and fix your dress but you could balance yourself.

He went to go turn off the sink and you stepped off the jacket for him to pick up. “You might not want to wear that again.“

“Let’s hope this album let’s me pay to have it professionally cleaned.” He said and hugged you tight. “You’re okay right? I know I went a little rough on you. And by a little I mean your ass is redder than your panties.”

“Oppa, I’m fine. Thank you for a good time.” You said kissing him on the cheek and walked towards the door.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, we can’t go back in there we have to leave.”

“What, why? I didn’t get to finish my soup.” You whined.

“You look like you just got fucked or got in a fight and they know I wouldn’t lay a finger on you.” He said.

He told you the plan and you pretty much got it down. Walking out of the bathroom you covered your face with your hand and when you passed them you made sure to sniffle a bit.

“Sorry guys, we’re gonna have to leave it was a pretty bad argument. We’ll see you guys later, have a good night!” He said and grabbed your purse off of your chair, following you out of the restaurant.

“I still can’t believe you spilled water all over me to get into my pants.” You said and took his hand.

“Hey, what can I say? It was an accident.”

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Victoria Meitch
Endangered Species (2016)
Choreographed by Karame Adesko

A Crack In Her Armor (Pt.1)

This is part one of a three-parter Negan/oc fic that I had initially intended to be a one shot, but it took on a complete mind of its own! I’m bringing back my oc, Fiona, that I had introduced back in my Simon one shot, “Maneater”. So this should be interesting. Hope y’all get a kick outta Fiona and enjoy this fic as much as I did writing it!


“Shit.” Fiona muttered, cigarette dangling from her lips. Her somewhat jolly mood of acquiring a fresh pack of Marlboro Menthol 100’s, was tainted upon realizing that to get back to her cozy lil duplex, she had to pass by Negans house. Only his side of the street had a sidewalk, the other side was just grass and she was in wedged heels. She cursed herself for choosing aesthetic over practical.

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yourbarreloffun  asked:

Hey so you told me that tumblr deleted my ask (damn tumblr) so here it is again. I saw on the Whirl character ask thingy that you put a song that reminded you of him. I love new music so I'm curious if you have any other music recs for other tf characters?

I was going to write asks for the blog (how ironic) but the anon soured my mood.  I did some MTMTE characters but feel free to ask for more or different continuities. 

Also added my favorite lines from the songs that I thought summed up the character best. And btw, there are a lot of shipping songs on this list!

Whirl:

Hot Mess by GIRLI

Best Line - “They say I’m a hot mess, I don’t care what they say.”

Not That Girl by GIRLI

Best Line - “Walk in the room no surprise, it’s that look again. Like who the fuck is this bitch?”

Titanium by David Guetta & Sia

Best Line - “I’m bullet proof, nothing to lose, fire away, fire away.”

Empty by Olivia O’Brien (Also applies to Red Alert, be wary, this song is triggering and talks about suicide)

Best Line - “But I’m empty inside, I just don’t feel alive.”


Cyclonus: 

I Like Me Better by Lauv (about Tailgate)

Best Line - “Damn,I like me better when I’m with you.”

Issues by Julia Michaels (about Tailgate)

Best Line- “Yeah I got issues and one of them is how bad I need ya.” (I can also see this song for Whirl a little but more so Cyclonus)


Tailgate: 

I Have Questions by Camila Cabello ( to Getaway)

Best Line- “My, my name was safest in your mouth and why’d you have to go and spit it out?”

The Heart Wants What It Wants by Selena Gomez (about Cyclonus)

Best Line- “The future that we hold is so unclear, but I’m not alive until you call and I’ll bet the odds against it all.”

Rodimus: 

Let’s Face It I’m Cute by 11 Acorn Lane (recommended by @zenxenophilia and now I love it)

Best Line-“Let’s come to terms and embrace it.  Concur, admit, concede and face it. You know I’m cute.”

Go The Distance from Disney Hercules Soundtrack by Roger Bart 

Best Line - “  I know every mile, will be worth my while. I would go most anywhere, to feel like I belong.”

Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me For Me) by Blessid Union of Souls (recommended by @zenxenophilia as a Rodimus/Drift song but also just a general ship song, I can definitely see Rodimus in this)

Best Line - “ She likes me for me,Not because I sing like Pavorotti, Or because I’m such a hottie. I like her for her.”

Headstrong by Trapt (to Megatron and maybe Getaway?)

Best Line - “ Back off I’ll take you on, headstrong to take on any one.”


Megatron:

Believer by Imagine Dragons ( I see this song for him because it reminds me of him at the beginning of the war and why he started it, I can also see it for Decepticons that truly believed in his cause at first)

Best Line - “ You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
(Pain, pain)
You break me down, you built me up, believer, believer
(Pain)”


Rung: 

Shooting Star by Owl City (about him but also to his friends)

Best Line -  “ Cause it’s time for you to shine, brighter than a shooting star, so shine no matter where you are, tonight.”


Ultra Magnus: 

It’s A Small World After All by Disney??? 

Lol I’ll never let go of this joke. XD I need to think up more for him.


Drift: 

Feel OK by GIRLI 

Best Line -“ I don’t wanna be your lover, But I kind of want you to stay.
I just wanna be remembered as the girl who made you feel ok.”

You Can Count On Me by Ansel Egort (to Ratchet or Rodimus)

Best Line - “Baby you can count on me, I’ll be right there for you.”

Brand New Eyes by Bea Miller (after he was kicked off the LL and Ratchet went after him)

Best Line - “And with these brand new eyes, I’ll take in everything, and I will finally see me.”

Ratchet:

24/7 by Kehlani (to Drift)

Best Line - “I won’t judge you a little, not even a little bit, I know you’re fucking sick of it.”

Chronic by Phoebe Ryan (about Drift)

Best Line -  “ It’s so surreal, I’ve always been a little mean,
I can feel my heart bursting out the seams”


Chromedome: 

Cold Hard Truth by Nelly Furtado (to Prowl)

Best Line - “ But the cold hard truth is I can make it without you,
And the cold hard truth is I’ve waited too long.”

My Demons by Starset
(about Rewind & their love also kind of makes me think of him injecting)

Best Line - “ We are one in the same, oh you take all of the pain away (away, away).”


Rewind: 

In The Name Of Love by Martin Garrix & Bebe Rexha (about Chromedome)

Best Line - “ You bring me back to life, and it’s all in the name of love.”


IDW Starscream: 

I just have to put Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds here lol. XD

Best Line - “I know I’ve got a big ego. I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal though.”

Habit by Gabrielle Shonk 

Best Line - “You’ve got a habit of using people. You seem in control, but inside you’re lost.”


Getaway: 

Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift (addressed to Megatron and Rodimus a little maybe??)

Best Line - “Honey I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.”

Destroyer by Saint Motel (recommended by @zenxenophilia and I now like it)

Best Line: “I don’t break hearts, no that’s not me. I don’t break hearts, I destroy them.”

Prowl: 

I Still Wait For You by XYLO (about Chromedome)

Best Line - “I write a text then delete it, ‘I love you’.”

Not Over You by Gavin DeGraw (about Chromedome)

Best Line - “ And finally I’m forced to face the truth, no matter what I say,
I’m not over you.”

Windblade: 

Rise by Katy Perry 

Best Line - “Oh ye of so little faith, don’t doubt it, don’t doubt it. Victory is in your veins.”

Bonus: 

I love this song called Immortal by Elley Duhe and I can’t decide whether it fits Swindle & the Combaticons or Tarn & the DJD. Y’all decide and let me know what you think! :D

Feel free to send in song recs for characters if y’all want OR request more from me! Because I have many more, I just didn’t want to do too much! 

-Lily

Something New
Title: Something New
Link:  AO3
Square filled:  Free Square
Ship:  Sam Winchester x female reader
Rating:  Explicit
Tags aka warnings: nsfw, language, explicit sexual content, dom!Sam, bondage, ice play, biting, mild dirty talk, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected sex, breath play
Summary:  Sam needs to blow off some steam after a hunt.
Word Count: 1717
Author:  Dean’s Dirty Little Secret
Written/Created for: @spnkinkbingo, this challenge from @roxy-davenport and #17 - Teasing on the 100 Kink List.
Author’s Note: My original prompt was for ice cubes and nibbles. Then I just started throwing crap at the wall to see what would stick. This is the end product. This one is for @oriona75.

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