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Nami’s List of Glamour Spells

A long organized list of all of my glamour spells by purpose.


💖 Charm (Pokemon Inspired) A spell to improve your charms and flirting
💖 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone
💖 Honey Gatherer (Pokemon Inspired) to encourage others to compliment you
💖 “Kiss the Girl” Glamour Spell to encourage a consenting person to kiss you
💖 Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice
💖 Spiderclaw (Totally Spies Inspired) grab the desire and attention of others
💖 Words of Honey Glamour Spell to make your compliments be taken to heart and brighten another’s day


💖 Beauty Sleep Sachet Glamour wake up feeling beautiful
💖 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone
💖 Fairy Aura (Pokemon Inspired) to bring your inner beauty out to the surface
💖  Glamour Chants for Beauty
💖  “I’m Hot Damn” Fire Charm for Attracting Attention spell to attract attention to your fiery beauty
💖 Mermaid’s Bath Spell a spell to promote your beauty and bring it out
💖 Milk Drink (Pokemon Inspired) promote beauty
💖 Pink Sugar Heart Spell (Mini Moon Inspired) a spell to promote cuteness and radiance


💖 Cherry Lip Bomb (Totally Spies Inspired) to bring confidence in your voice and to overcome vocal obstacles
💖 “I’m Hot Damn” Fire Charm for Attracting Attention spell to attract attention to your fiery beauty
💖 Red Hot Lozenge (Totally Spies Inspired) makes your words more feiry and intimidating
💖 Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice


💖 Honesty Lip Scrub Spell to help yourself to speak the truth


💖 Red Hot Lozenge (Totally Spies Inspired) makes your words more fiery and intimidating


💖 Blur (Pathfinder Inspired) to go unnoticed by others 
💖 Chameleon Eye Shadow (Totally Spies Inspired) a spell to evade unwanted attention from others
💖 Invisibility (Pathfinder Inspired) spell to go unnoticed and travel unseen 

*All from my digital and physical grimoires; all spells were written by me.

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Believe me this is more for us than for you >:)

T’s Faves - ♡


Hanbin (B.I.)




Namjoon (Rap Monster)

Hoseok (J-Hope)

Yoongi (Suga)


Taehyung (V)



Junmyeon (Suho)


Jongdae (Chen)


Jongin (Kai)



Jiyong (G-Dragon)





Jinyoung (Jr.)






  • Threesome ft. Mingyu - naughtykpopimagines ♡


Monsta X


Hoseok (Wonho)

Changhyuk (I.M)



  • CEO - kpopsicle-smut





Solo Artists

Jay Park

None of my works are included, refer to my own works masterlist for those. This list will be updated frequently!

Updated: 12/07/16

If any of the links are broken, please tell me so I can delete them or fix them!

The Compilers - maknaekink and parkjiminology

BTS reaction to you squirting (GIF)


You and Jin were going your normal pace to the sweet music playing in the background until you got close. He felt the change in you and began going faster. You were so close, but something was different. He would be surprised at first when you told him something was weird, but when you squirted he got intrigued. “Do you think I can make you do that again?”


He kept going harder and harder, while your moans continued to get louder and louder, until he felt you tighten around his cock. He buried himself in you only to be sprayed by your squirt. “Oh my god. I’m so sorry Joon. That’s never happened before.” You said as he collapsed on top of you. “Well it definitely wont be the last.”


You were riding Yoongi as normal, because he was to tired to put much effort in, but still wanted to enjoy himself. You began moaning louder and throwing your head back. As of a minute ago you were in control of, tempo, roughness, and everything really, but that all changed when Yoongi saw you in so much pleasure. He quickly grabbed you back pulling you toward him as he began to ram into you. You felt so good that when your orgasm hit you squirted. Yoongi, having never made you do that before was confused and worried. “Did I hurt you (Y/N)? Are you Ok?” You could barley get out an exhausted “Amazing”


When you got home you barely had enough tome to put your purse down when Hoseok attacked you and pushed you against the wall. His hand was already down your pants before you could ask “Looks like somebody missed me today.” You said getting pulled into a heated kiss. he began to pump his fingers in and put of you while simultaneously rubbing your clit. This had you all fired up and when you were close you let him know. With this information he went faster sending you flying off the edge and squirting on to his hand. “Damn baby girl that’s fucking hot. Wanna continue in the bed room.”

(This GIF is pure sin)


It had started as a night in with your boyfriend Jimin while you watched movies and ate snacks. Apparently Jimin had other plans when he began to kiss down your neck and chest slowly making his way to your lady region. He pulled away your pajama shorts and went to town with those gloriously luscious lips. This soon had you throwing your head back, and clenching on nothing. Soon you couldn’t hold back anymore and you squirted. You felt embarrassed because you had just done this all over Jimin’s face when he looked up at you,licked his lips and said, “It’s all right baby. I love the way you taste.”


When you said you were in the mood you didn’t have to tell him twice. Taehyung began to pound into you with breaks of slow and sensual. He loved teasing you like this but when you looked him in the eyes and then moaned he went crazy. He began to drill into you with no specific pattern or tempo. This soon sent you way over the edge and you squirted. Even though Taehyung had never seen you do that before he wasn’t surprised. “That’s right only I can make you feel that way, and make you do that.”


Two words. Confused bun. While y’all were in the heat of the moment he noticed you getting closer and closer. So was he so he decided to speed things up a little. He was so prepared for you to lose your cool and moan his name, but when you squirted instead. He became confused. “Why hasn’t that happened before?” He would ask. “Because it’s never been this good before.”


Asexual INTP on Periods

INTP: *glaring down at abdomen* You are useless to me! Stop making me hurt! I will find a way to be rid of you! Damn the hormonal imbalance!

(Male) ISFJ: Why would you want to do that?

INTP: … tell me… if someone stabbed a hot fire poker into your abdomen once a month for four days straight… how would you feel about that person?

ISFJ: Is that… is it really that bad?

INTP: *snarls and buries further into blanket/pillow pile*

ISFJ: … So why not get rid of it? If you’re willing to go through the hormone stuff afterwards?

INTP: *grumbles lowly* Fucking Doctors won’t let girls do that until they’re older or if they- HEY! Wanna stab me?


INTP: I’ll pay you! If you damage the womb enough they’ll-


INTP: OH come on! It’ll be a bonding experience!

ISFJ: NO! I’m not going to Stab you!!!

INTP: See, this is why morals are stupid. You could easily help me out, I wouldn’t press charges and you could get me to the hospital before anything really bad happened-



ISFJ: Not that kind of help!

INTP: *glaring from under aforementioned pile*

ISFJ: … want a hot chocolate?

INTP: … that’ll have to suffice, won’t it?

ISFJ: Yes.

INTP: Fine. Be responsible then. Asshole.

ISFJ: You’ll appreciate it when you remember how much you hate hospitals.

Nami’s List of Love Spells

A long organized list of all of my love spells by purpose and categories. It should be known the only love magic I practice and write for is consenting love spells between two partners. I do not support forcing another to have feelings for you. My spells are mostly to improve love, self love, and passion between two individuals.

General Love/Attraction Spells:

💘 Apple Cider Love Bringing Spell welcomes love into your life
💘 To Dream of Romance Spell dream about your romantic future
💘 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone
💘 “I’m Hot Damn” Fire Charm for Attracting Attention spell to attract attention to your fiery beauty
💘 Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice


💘 Charm (Pokemon Inspired) A spell to improve your charms and flirting
💘 Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone

Healing of the Heart:

💘 Mend the Heart Spell a spell to emotionally heal after rejection


💘 “Kiss the Girl” Glamour Spell to encourage a consenting person to kiss you
💘 Magickal Uses for Kisses

Lust and Sex:

💘 Couple’s Bath Spell improve sexual energies between you and a consenting partner


💘 To Dream of Romance Spell dream about your romantic future
💘 Heart Stamp (Pokemon Inspired) a spell to strengthen passion between you and a consenting lover
💘 Passion of the Rose Spell (Tuxedo Mask Inspired) a spell to increase passion between consenting lovers

Relationships and Bonds:

💘 Long Distance Friendship/Relationship Spell to help maintain a long distance connection with someone
💘 Parabatai Spell (Shadowhunters Inspired) a spell to forge a bond with another consenting person to always be connected


💘 Power of the Heart Self Love Spell (W.I.T.C.H Inspired) a spell to open your heart up for self love
💘 Seashell Charm for Self Acceptance aids with self acceptance and encourages self love and care
💘 Sweet Self Love Bath Spell a spell to promote self love

Stopping Love/Unwanted Advances:

💘 Ice Queen Breath Spray a spell to halt someone’s romantic feelings for you 

*All of these are from my digital and physical grimoires. I wrote all of these spells.

What I Think of the MLB Episodes - Season 1
  • Stormy Weather: sexual tension also blonde with a fucking parasol
  • The Bubbler: I questioned my love for this show bc of this episode also gay bros
  • Timebreaker: *gasp* LOOK AT THE DARLING GIRL SHE'LL PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH also chat noir is 200% dead
  • Evillustrator: hot damn I live for Nathanael also Marinette's kinda ruDE
  • Animan: a high school aged kid wanted to race a fucking panther also more gay bros
  • Dark Cupid: why did Kim ask Chloe out instead of Max also why didn't we get to see Nathanael try and ask Mari on a date
  • Volpina: Lila more like lie-la also Marinette stop being so rude
  • Horrificator: my poor bean also Nathanael's panic is funny
  • Robocop: WHY ISNT SABRINA DOING ANYTHING ABOUT HER FATHER BEING FIRED also Marinette why are you always so RUDE
  • Copycat: some gay cats also somebody who could definitely be nath's bff
  • Antibug: Sabrina gets the worst Akuma design award and also two? Akumas? In? One? Episode?
  • Lady Wifi: LOTS OF ALYA also me if I was a villain
  • Reflekta: poor Juleka also the gayness is off the charts
  • Princess Fragrance: prince aLI WHY ARE YOU IN FRANCE GO MARRY PRINCESS JASMINE also what a nice lesbian I love rose
  • Simonsayz: I once more question my obsession also Gabriel you're a dick
  • The Mime: that's what it's called right anyway Mylene your dad is so tall also Marinette you put a pocket in a hat
  • Mr Pigeon: *long elongated sigh* no comment
  • Darkblade: nice swords also bad puns
  • Puppeteer: she's like five why would you do that Hawkmoth also CHAT THIS IS A KID's SHOW
  • Kung Food: Marinette your uncle is nice also I would like to try that soup
  • The Pharaoh: alix has a BROTHER also ancient Egypt is so cool
  • Guitar Villain: omg somebody more popular than Marinette so rare also DRAGONN
  • Pixelator: honestly same also wow I can relate so much he's so extra
  • Origins: OHHHHHHH THATS CUTE also wow Ivan your taste in music is like the opposite of Mylene's face
Best SLFL Moments: A Masterlist
  • chasing cars cover in Belfast (x)
  • mini 5sos (x)
  • German hats & breaking records (x) 
  • that one time we died when broken home was played (x)
  • michael eating a muffin on stage (x)
  • Born Again Berlin (x)
  • Tallinn Soars Like An Eagle (x) 
  • lukes pants being unbottoned during the Nagoya show 
  • “my name is Calum and I like pizza” (x)
  • muke lives!
  • synchronized jumps are still very lit
  • Beside You. (x)
  • jet black heart!! 
  • ashton playing bass (x) 
  • calum playing drums (x)
  • merchmerchmerch 
  • Calum talking in Spanish (x) 
  • fucking waste the night
  • Swiss Chocolate, Swiss Cheese (x) 
  • michael’s and luke’s guitar battle during castaway (x)
  • calum is still beautiful in amnesia 
  • all the tour diaries (x) 
  • how to ROCK (x)
  • when wrapped was brought back 
  • Mansfield shenanigans (x) 
  • Madrid’s Song (x)
  • michael’s star pants that he wore everyday 
  • luke in stripes
  • the posters!! 
  • Calum’s speech at Tinley (x) 
  • when they put catch fire on the setlist!!11!! 
  • all the hq’s!! 
  • Luke teaching us how to count (x) 
  • the soundchecks! (x)
  • When michael couldn’t sing because everyone was cheering before jet black heart
  • 5sos running to the venue next door to see ACDC
  • France off! Take my pants off! (x)
  • Hot Damn, Amsterdam (x)
  • All the snapchats 
  • Ashton on a scooter in Nashville (x) 
  • hoeg (x)
  • Girls Talk Boys getting LEAKED (x)
  • Girls Talk Boys officially getting RELEASED 
  • Girls Talk Boys getting PLAYED LIVE AT MSG (x) 
  • “You can do absolutely anything!” (x)
  • Happy Birthday Luke! (x)
  • San Francisco (x)
  • Ashton telling the crowd to move closer (x)
  • who wants to kiss Calum? (x) 
  • Covering Wonderwall (x)
  • luke rapping to lose yourself (x)
  • Calum making Michael laugh at the Sydney Show (x) 
  • “We come to concerts like this… and tonight, is about love!” (x)

All in all SLFL was a tour with so many awesome moments, (I couldn’t think of them all!) but each show was special in their own way and 5sos did a kickass job and should be very proud. Until next time… xx  :-) 

On the Topic of Zukka and Mai

It’s necessary to me, in my shipping headcanons, that amidst my drive to get the hot boys (or girls!) to fuck eachother, I stop to consider the canon ships that I’m displacing.  Particularly when these characters are women, whose role in fiction is too often marginalized, I find it important that they not be dismissed and vilified, but treated with respect.

Why I ship Zukka, where that leaves Mai, and basic psychological ramblings under the cut!

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Victoria Meitch
Endangered Species (2016)
Choreographed by Karame Adesko

A Crack In Her Armor (Pt.1)

This is part one of a three-parter Negan/oc fic that I had initially intended to be a one shot, but it took on a complete mind of its own! I’m bringing back my oc, Fiona, that I had introduced back in my Simon one shot, “Maneater”. So this should be interesting. Hope y’all get a kick outta Fiona and enjoy this fic as much as I did writing it!

“Shit.” Fiona muttered, cigarette dangling from her lips. Her somewhat jolly mood of acquiring a fresh pack of Marlboro Menthol 100’s, was tainted upon realizing that to get back to her cozy lil duplex, she had to pass by Negans house. Only his side of the street had a sidewalk, the other side was just grass and she was in wedged heels. She cursed herself for choosing aesthetic over practical.

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It Was An Accident

“Can I have a rough daddy Joshua smut please?” ~ Anon

Genre: Smut

Member(s): Joshua Hong/Hong Jisoo (Seventeen)

Warning: Teasing, Public sex, Foreplay, Spanking, Rough, Dom!Joshua, Daddy!Joshua, Degradation/Humiliation, Gagging, Overstimulation, Oral sex, Orgasm denial

Summary: Seventeen just released their new album and wanted to celebrate by inviting everyone they are thankful for.


The crystal clear tapping of a fork against a champagne glass rang through your ears and the chatter of talking in your section of the restaurant. Seungcheol stood at the foot of his table and started speaking about how proud he is of the rest of his team, for working long and hard to make this dream of theirs a reality. He thanked Soonyoung and Jihoon in the process, along with their managers, choreographers, the parents and everyone who had been invited. It was a beautiful speech, but you couldn’t pay attention because Joshua was whispering in your ear how much more beautiful you were. His hand was interlocked with yours, resting on your thigh and rising everytime you pushed it away.

“Relax the more you struggle the more they’ll notice.” Joshua said calmly into you ear.

“Or you could just not do this right now.” You said and pushed his hand away again, only making him bring it back even higher. “Joshua this is a formal dinner, control yourself.”

“How can I when you wore that? You just look so damn sexy.” He said with a hint of rasp.

Your decided to wear a simple black dress, that stopped mid thigh when you stood but rose when you sat. It had long open sleeves and a heart shaped hole on the chest to reveal just a little bit of cleavage but it wasn’t exactly something you’d wear to a business meeting and you matched it with a pair of black Louis Vuitton red bottomed pumps.

“Besides if you didn’t like it you wouldn’t be biting your lip so hard.” He said and made you let go of your lip to look at him, but he was already looking away, lost in conversation.

You were gonna play along too. Intertwining your leg with his he looked at you from the corner of his eye and you shot him a flash of those pearly whites. You placed your hand on his thigh and squeezed it lovingly. When he looked over at you suspiciously you just continued talking to a few of the other girlfriends and you slowly started rubbing and squeezing it until your hand made its way to his dick.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Joshua pulled your hand away and said into your ear.

“Did the little church boy just swear?” You acted surprised by his outburst.

“What are you trying to do?” He asked you, still holding on tight to your hand.

“You.” You looked him dead in the eyes and held your stare. He wanted to play the game but you were gonna win it.

But he did nothing but laugh. Not even a full laugh, just a little chuckle to himself, like there was a hole somewhere in your plan that he found before you. “You’ve been such a bad girl tonight you know that? Daddy’s gonna have to put you back in your place.” He said so close to your earlobe that you could feel his teeth graze the side of it.

Hearing him talk like this always made this fire in you ignite. And the longer you waited, the hotter it got, making your thighs shake and your core quiver to have him inside you.

Little did you know, while you were spacing out, he was coming up with a plan. A plan to get you two out of there as quickly as possible with his pants off and your panties down.

You came to when you felt something cold and wet being spilled onto your legs. “Oh my god, Joshua!”

“I’m so sorry it was an accident!” He pleaded. He had taken his glass of water but favorably managed to miss his entire mouth and land every drop of it onto you.

You stood up to run to the bathroom in a hurry and heard Joshua say something and follow you.

“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to embarrass her, please return to your meals.” Joshua apologized to everyone at the dinner table and ran after you. “Jagi! Jagiya wait!”

Once you got into the lady’s room you felt yourself being pressed against the wall and a familiar pair of lips attached to yours.

“Oh you’re such a good girl for playing along. Maybe I won’t punish you as much as I should.” He said in between kisses.

“This was all some little scheme of yours!? What’s the matter with you?” You yelled and pushed him off.

“Of course it was, you think I just conveniently managed to not get it on anything but your legs? And I just couldn’t get the thought of my baby girl’s pussy wrapped around my hot cock out of my head.” He said and locked the door behind you two.

Soon enough you were lifted onto the sink, hands roaming all over your body, lips kissing every inch of skin. You felt the fire burning hotter and you wouldn’t be able to fight it pretty soon.

“Just fuck me already God damn.” You said and grabbed a handful of his hair.

“Oh baby girl but it’s not that easy.” He said and pulled you off of the sink. “First, I have to punish you.” He turned the sink on high. “Second, you gotta please me.” He said and tied his belt around the toilet handle to keep it flushing. “And then, I’ll fuck you, but only if you do a good job.” He said and laid his jacket on the floor.

“Hands and knees.” He said and pointed towards the jacket he laid out for you. He still somehow managed to have an ounce of gentleman left inside him. Just an ounce though, you’re still in a public restroom.

Careful not to let your skin touch the floor you got down on your hands and knees and looked at him from between your legs.

“Now pull your dress up and slide your panties down.” He said and started to unzip his pants.

You did just that, and arched your back for him to see at a better angle.

“You’re such a good little slut for daddy. Now touch yourself.” He said and started pumping himself.

This isn’t a new side but it is a new experience. You’ve never done anything like this in public. What if someone needs to go to the bathroom and the owner comes and unlocks the door? What if you’re loud?

“I said touch yourself.” He said and it followed with a hard slap to your ass.

Wincing in pain and pleasure you pushed you arm in between your legs and started playing with your folds, pinching your clit every now and then. Finding your entrance you started to finger yourself at a slow pace, wanting to tease your boyfriend. You kept speeding up, thinking he would eventually stop you but he never did.

“Joshua, I’m gonna cum.” You moaned out, eyes fluttering closed and lowering your torso to rest your head on your other arm.

“Then cum.” He said calmly. He was still just standing there, watching you writhe and pumping himself.


“Cum. Go ahead.” He told you.

Quickening your pace you brought yourself to the brink. Just when you were about to cum, you felt your hand being ripped away from yourself and being replaced by a mouth. He flipped you over for easier access and put your legs over his shoulders, sliding his talented tongue all over and inside of you. You felt yourself about to cum again and this time you did but he didn’t stop there. He added fingers and sucked your clit into his mouth, rolling the tip of his tongue around the bead.

You managed to grab a fistful of his hair and push his face deeper into your core, and his fingers followed suit.

For the third time you were about to cum and for the second time he didn’t let you.

“My turn.” He said and smiled that innocent smile of his. He stood up and let his pants fall to his knees and pulled his boxers down with them.

Seeing him do that made your mouth water and you sprang up to your knees. Now it was your turn to tease him. You grabbed the base of his dick and licked a long stripe from the bottom of it up to the tip. Swirling your tongue around his head you massaged his balls in the other hand, moaning and letting your teeth barely graze it.

You let him grab a tuft of your hair and push himself to the back of your throat. Focusing on breathing through your nose and trying to keep the tears in your eyes, you only tapped out when you really needed to breathe. His moans were starting to get louder and were falling apart. You knew he was close and you were gonna use it against him. When he finally pushed your head away you pulled his hand off of you and went back to his dick, sucking more than before.

“Stop, I’m gonna cum.” He said in a broken sentence.

You didn’t stop until you knew he was completely on edge, and if you pumped one more time he’d blow right then and there.

After his vision cleared up and he could think again he realized something, “Wait a second. You disobeyed me. I told you stop and you didn’t.”

“Whoops?” You said with a closed mouth smile and a cock of the eyebrow.

“Oh this just won’t do.” He said and laughed to himself. “Hands and knees again. But this time, if you make a peep, that pretty little ass of yours is gonna have to suffer. So how many do you want? 1? 5? 10? Make your pick.”

He only ever asks how many hits you want when you really fucked up. But it’s always worth it.

“Four. Two on each cheek.” You stated. You could hear the crinkling sound of the condom wrapper.

“Well if my pretty little princess wants four she’ll get four.” He said and not a second later he pounded into you, making you cry out.

“There’s four right there, sweetheart.”

It was always so hard to keep your mouth shut because he knew your body so well, what you like, what makes you scream his name.

He hooked one of your legs up over his elbow for a different sensation, knowing you’d get more spanks.

“8 baby, we only got time.” He yelled out to you.

He way his cock felt inside you, it was like he was made to be yours. You could feel every piece of him sliding in and out of your walls. And his hands were like magic, he knew how to work your clit like an xbox controller, A to pinch, B to add pressure, Y to circle it, X to flick, it was literally heaven in the form of a person.

“16 baby girl, you don’t even know you’re doing it do you?” He said, his breath getting heavier and starting to stagger. He could tell by your breathing and how much you’re clenching around his cock that you’re close as well.

“On 3, cum for me Jagi.”

“1, 2, 3!” You said together and your moans broke out of you. He spilled into the condom and held you up so you wouldn’t collapse.

“There’s 20.” He said smug and pulled out of you, throwing the condom away and pulling his pants back up. He went to go get his belt from the toilet and it immediately got quieter.

“You left the sink on.” You said.

“Oh but we aren’t done yet.”

He walked back over to you and rubbed his soft palm over your cheeks then came down hard. “Count for me, baby.”

“1.” You strained to say. Another slap. “2.” This went on for a while. Cheek after cheek, again and again, it never felt like it was gonna stop. But you weren’t sure you wanted it to?“

“One more time baby then you can get up.”

He saved the hardest for last and boy was it an impact. It hurt so bad but felt so good. He helped you pull your panties back up and fix your dress but you could balance yourself.

He went to go turn off the sink and you stepped off the jacket for him to pick up. “You might not want to wear that again.“

“Let’s hope this album let’s me pay to have it professionally cleaned.” He said and hugged you tight. “You’re okay right? I know I went a little rough on you. And by a little I mean your ass is redder than your panties.”

“Oppa, I’m fine. Thank you for a good time.” You said kissing him on the cheek and walked towards the door.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, we can’t go back in there we have to leave.”

“What, why? I didn’t get to finish my soup.” You whined.

“You look like you just got fucked or got in a fight and they know I wouldn’t lay a finger on you.” He said.

He told you the plan and you pretty much got it down. Walking out of the bathroom you covered your face with your hand and when you passed them you made sure to sniffle a bit.

“Sorry guys, we’re gonna have to leave it was a pretty bad argument. We’ll see you guys later, have a good night!” He said and grabbed your purse off of your chair, following you out of the restaurant.

“I still can’t believe you spilled water all over me to get into my pants.” You said and took his hand.

“Hey, what can I say? It was an accident.”

Abe Portman, King of Sass

Yakob, I assume you want to hear about the Peculiar children again? No? Well too bad. Once upon a time there was a peregrine bird. Except she was not a bird. She was a human that could turn into a bird. She was part of a subspecies of human called peculiars. She could bend time and turn into a bird. She ran an orphanage with peculiar children There was a particular necromancer named Enoch and he was moody as hell. He came from a family of undertakers. The irony is strong. There was a dreamer named Horace, who had dreams of the future. And an invisible boy named Millard who was, well, invisible! And a girl called Emma who could make fire and hold it with her bare hands. And Emma was super hot. Like she was as hot as her fire hands.

Millard was a creep. He’d follow us around and he probably watched Emma and I make out a few times. Ew.

And this kid, Hugh, had bees living inside of him. He had a thing for this girl who could make plants grow and other shit. I think that that bitches name was Fiona? She never talked because I bet she thought she was better than the rest of us. Her hair was a damn rats nest. And Hugh loved her for some reason. I never got that boy. Him and his stupid goggles. He always wore this one pair of tacky ass goggles.

And don’t even get me started on Olive. That little girl had no damn brain I fucking swear she was so stupid oh my bird. She was lighter than air because she had no damn brain.

AND ENOCH. THAT LITTLE MOODY SNITCH. He told the bird that Emma and I were a thing. I beat him up later that day but him and his stupid dolls would follow us around ALL THE TIME.

And Horace and his shitty nightmares. He’d wake up in the middle of the damn night and wake me to help calm his little ass down. Bitch, I ain’t your fucking slave. I never got a full night if sleep at that God forsaken home.

And Bronwyn was so damn sensitive. Her brother was no better. They were like human bulls! They were hella strong but holy shit. They were almost as bad as Olive! Bronwyn called the little girls “maudpie” and I wanted to tell her to shut it, but if I did her brother would beat me up and she’d cry.

I still can’t get over this girl Claire. SHE HAD A MOUTH ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD. WHAT THE HELL? One time she but me with it! Like listen here you Lil shit don’t fucking bite me with that damn it. That hurt like a fucker.

I loved the fuck out of Emma but damn was she angry. One time I went through her dresser and she got mad at me! I’m sorry, but I thought we were dating! God she was a bitch sometimes. That’s why I left her ass.

I’m happy that I left that hellhole. Everyone thought that I was leaving to fight. Bitch nah I hated everyone there.

Teen Wolf: Said The Spider to The Fly

Okay lights, camera ACTION… Oh it’s Lacrosse
Oh hey Scott
I’m ready to see Stiles, please. 😛😛
Coach Finstock!! The bigger they are… The Bigger. They. Are. / Cream Cheese lol I love Coach 😂😂
Scott stop pimping Liam out and give him a hug!!
Aww Liam, Mason and Corey. I literally love them so much. 😍😍
Hayden. Moved!?! 😲
Lol Liam said Scott’s leaving too and I laughed because of how cute he said it 😂
Aww Liam, Corey, and Mason haha
College talk
I’m ready to see Stiles, please. 😛😛
Liam shot up like “What? Captain that’s my spot!!!”
Haha Coach didn’t know it was Liam
No wonder everyone is starting to suspect the pack of being supernatural. Liam and Scott literally walked to a wounded wolf with the lacrosse team watching!! Think first!!😒😒😒
- I’m ready to see Stiles, please! 😛😛
Awww those poor wolves 🐺🐺🐺
… .Special Guest Star?: Dylan O'Brien, yeah whatever. He is the star!
Malia doesn’t care, she wants French dudes. GIVE HER FRENCH DUDES!!
Scott/Liam Father/Son The(Wolf) Talk
Where’s Stiles?? 😛😛
Who are these people and why do I care??
Ohh they released the new hell hound guy. That’s why I care. Okay.
Is she the new Morrell?? Well, that’s a problem because I liked Morrell, I need more from this lady. I NEED SIZZLE!!
Liam’s tough year. Corey’s invisibility complex. Mason’s. Just. Perfect! 😄
Where’s Stiles? 😛😛
… I saw this guy on a few episodes of One Day At A Time. I like him! Go Froy!/Nolan
What’s a scarow? Scarerow? Whatever? The books they’re gone
Screaming *Why does this keep happening to our school!!??“ Sydney girrrrlll didn’t you take the SATS why are you even still in a classroom?
Eww Sewer. Eww oh god what is that!?
I’m dead Holland got that cigarette commercial looking like a movie
Lydia your mom just LOVES YOU!! LET HER LOVE YOU!! 😢😄
SCOTT YOU CRAZY! Awe Melissa holding down her own! Yeah Scott’s got plans!! Oh shit Melissa you held the button
I want Stiles, please. 😛😛
Yay Malia!!!! 😁😁 Paris, she’s going to Paris! No more supernatural problems for her.
… I hear Parrish. My body is ready now point me towards the sexy!! 😉😉
Don’t you ignore Melissa when she is talking to you, you Hellhound!!
Oh Parrish
Aww they brought her dinner! That’s not dinner. Mama McCall I would bring you breakfast, lunch and dinner 😄
Sexy Hellhound Face Off!!! And GO!!!
You hot precious baby Liam. NO ONE HITS PRECIOUS BABY LIAM!! 😠😠
LYDIA No! Now is not the time! Someone almost got Liam!
Lydia where does your mind take you!?!?
…So Stiles(😛😛) isn’t really going to be in this is he??
… That puppy, monkey, baby kickstart commercial makes me uncomfortable 😕😕😕
After what happened earlier they’re still letting students in and at night too!!?
Lmao if I was Mason and Liam told me to get behind him I’d be like “dude I wasn’t going to get in front of you, soooo… no worries ✌✌”
Oh is she giving me SIZZLE!?! What’s up home girl?!
Aww Stiles told Scott to Be Gentle with his jeep Roscoe in a note 😢😢 so sweet
Lydia just help and leave as much info as you can and they’ll be fine. You can leave!
Liam is hurt HAAAAAALLLLPPPPP… he and Mason are so brave 😭
Hahaha Malia doesn’t have time for this! She’s going to stay isn’t she???
Yeah, I knew it. Lol she really wants to gobto Paris.
Always a price to pay why can’t the people of Beacon Hills catch a break!!!
Oh I think home girl is trying to get hot enough to sizzle!! I need more!!!
Oh shit she’s hot!!! She practically on fire! She gave the sizzle!! Okay, she can stay. You know what I’m going to keep her at a lukewarm for now. .
Are… we… talking… about… STILES!?!?
Stiles voicemail!!! 😲😲
Stiles sounds so cute!! I love him. He’s so grown up!!
Oh shit there he is!! I can’t breathe someone help me!!! Stiles is with the FBI OH MY DAMN!! AHHHH!
He keeps interrupting THAT’S SUCH A STILES THING TO DO!
Stiles spit his water everywhere and I just want to run through all of it like a sprinkler… I want to be that girl that is sitting in front of him
He can’t pronounce Stiles’ actual name hahahahah 😂😂😂 I love how Matt(hew) Shively’s name is on the list and he starred on Teen Wolf when Stiles was in Eichen House
I just want to lie down and thank Colton Haynes for talking Tyler Hoechlin into coming back for the last half of season 6. Thank you Colton 🙌🙌
Who recorded Derek running through the woods though?? Hunters!?! And how does the FBI have it & who did Derek kill?!?! Leave Derek alone he didn’t do anything to anyone.
They are giving us Sterek and no matter how small their scenes are together I am here for it!!
End episode… BANSHEE SCREAM 😱😱😱😱😱😱 to the death(until next Sunday) 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Teen Wolf 🐺🐺

Originally posted by teenwolf

Originally posted by tweenw

Solangelo Fanfiction Masterlist

I lost my masterlist after I changed url, so, time for a new one.


  • And What Would Your Message Be? [ Between different people telling different stories and of messages to come across, maybe that evening came out a bit more special than usual. ]
  • Captivated  [ At first, he only went as a favor for Percy. The next time had been for Hazel. Then his trips became frequent and it totally had nothing to do with the cute blonde working inside the jewelry store… At least that’s what he kept telling himself. Oh look, he ‘accidentally’ destroyed Thalia’s bracelet.]
  • Chance Meetings And Puppy Tales [ Will just wanted to save the small puppy he saw soaking wet from the rain, meeting someone wasn’t actually part of it. Not that he’s actually complaining because Nico di Angelo is one fine piece of art he wouldn’t mind getting acquainted with. Solangelo. Mortals AU.]
  • Chicken Soup  [ A what happened after the three days in the infirmary]
  • Hold Tight, Don’t Let Us Go [ Sometimes, a relationship is worth taking the risk for]
  • Holiday Surprises [Between having finally spent Christmas eve together with one Will Solace after not getting much time for each other, he thought that it couldn’t get any better. He was wrong. Nico’s Holiday just keeps getting better]

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Something New
Title: Something New
Link:  AO3
Square filled:  Free Square
Ship:  Sam Winchester x female reader
Rating:  Explicit
Tags aka warnings: nsfw, language, explicit sexual content, dom!Sam, bondage, ice play, biting, mild dirty talk, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected sex, breath play
Summary:  Sam needs to blow off some steam after a hunt.
Word Count: 1717
Author:  Dean’s Dirty Little Secret
Written/Created for: @spnkinkbingo, this challenge from @roxy-davenport and #17 - Teasing on the 100 Kink List.
Author’s Note: My original prompt was for ice cubes and nibbles. Then I just started throwing crap at the wall to see what would stick. This is the end product. This one is for @oriona75.

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Got7 reaction to seeing you masturbating in the studio (M)

Request: got7 reaction to you masturbating in the studio? god I feel so dirty hide me /-\

A/N: Anon, you’re literally trying to kill me aren’t you? Here goes my first smutty request o-o


-licks lips- “hot damn babe.”

Originally posted by gots7


“Ah ah ah, let daddy help you out there, princess.”

Originally posted by morkeutuan

oh man holy shit


“You better be ready to finish what you just started baby girl.”

Originally posted by markjin


“Someone just couldn’t wait for me, now could they?” -cocky little shit-

Originally posted by markjin


-turned tf on- “Why do you have to be like this.”

Originally posted by huggablepenguin


-stares for a good 10 seconds before walking at you biting his lip- “Just remember, you gotta be quiet.” -winks-

Originally posted by ohparkjimin


-licks lips and swallows hard- “Allow me.”

Originally posted by krulemoon


-Admin Yeonie

anonymous asked:

The song loverman is so ahisgjuodfkhesj.. but jesus christ Devil's Dance from reload fucks me up he sounds so hot im gonna go listen to it again rn

Yes, Like the lyrics my god;

In your eyes I see a fire that burns
To free the you
That’s running through
Deep inside you know
Seeds I plant will grow 

Like god damn it James.