hot dads of ah

THE SIGNS AS SOME OF THE SHIT PENIEL SAYS
  • aries: "BOOTY! All caps, so its not booty, it's BOOTAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
  • taurus: ukiss eli said girls want flowers on their birthday cause "it comes from the heart...""no, they(flowers) come from the earth"
  • gemini: "peniel, give us a rap lesson" "rhyme."
  • cancer: "I am social dragon roarrrrrrrrr"
  • leo: "I bring him (BamBam) up like my son, he is my son.""I'm still a baby now" (put his thumb in bambam's mouth)
  • virgo: "hey peniel say a few sentences to the viewers" "one sentence""two sentence""three sentence"
  • libra: (to a dog)"hey put your tongue back it, it's cold here, it will get frozen"
  • scorpio: (try to get in a hot tub)"ah it's so hot"
  • saggitarius: (asian dad voice to minhyuk)"why you waste money...so baaaaaad....so baddddd..."
  • capricorn: (eunkwang refused to get him his chopsticks)"eunkwang hyung is always like this to me, it must be because i am from america"
  • aquarius: "do you know what else has to be big if you have huge hands?""what?""gloves"
  • pisces: "what kind of name is wasabi? this isn't a Japanese restaurant"

anonymous asked:

if you're still doing headcanons will you do one of blue and Gansey as parents?

good god

-gansey is on parent council I will fight u on this

-he goes to all the pta meetings and organizes fun fairs and whatnot

-and one day blue tags along and it is hell

-“CAPITALISM”

-“we were just asking what the admission fee to the dance should be?”

-“C A P I T A L I S M”

-the lil ones have fun times with the pynch lil ones and when they get the pictures back its like

-uncle adam and gansey lookin fine by the bbq

-uncle ronan and blue lookin like anarchy

-the kids are trying to figure out when uncle adam nd ronan adopted tall glitter boy

-everyone laughs and explain noah

-noah doesn’t laugh

-national geographic and the history channel are on the t.v 24/7

-‘I M CHANGING THE CHANNEL”

-“BARNEY WILL ROT HER BRAIN”

-“PERSEPHONE IS 4”

-“ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE A BRAIN???”

-gansey carries an embarrassing number of pictures of the kids in his wallet

-one day the kids find his journal and r like oohhh whats this dad ur diary

-“ ooh dad who’s glendower was she hot?”

-*cackling “ah yes lil ones that was ur dad’s first crush”

-they have 4 dogs

-gansey buys parenting books when he finds out blue is pregnant

-blue feeds the books to the dogs

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