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So um… I made a dumb Dreamworks crossover AU thing:  Prince of Egypt x Road to El Dorado.

Moses and Rameses obviously take over the roles of Miguel and Tulio in this (but without the bromance/gayness because that’d be incest ew).

In fact I could probably just switch out El Dorado with Midian because I picture Jethro being the chubby and jolly Chief Tannabok and Tzipporah as the sassy hot-headed Chel. And Hotep&Huy would both be Tzekel-Kan because they’re high priests who love rubbing their godhood in people’s faces and like MAYBE THEY COULD CONTROL SOME GIANT DOG/CAT/SNAKE THINGY IN THE CLIMAX LIKE TZEKEL-KAN DID WITH HIS JAGUAR THAT’D LOOK SO COOL LOL

But yeah. Just an AU, don’t put a lot of thought into it. For now just enjoy these sketches.

blodwynn  asked:



  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa - JACK ZIMMERMAN. jack is also the guy who’s so used to really heavy doors that he opens really light doors and they smack him in the face.
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them - bitty does, but jack definitely isn’t innocent either
  • Who starts the tickle fights - BITTY DOES
  • Who starts the pillow fights - jack, accidentally, throwing a pillow into bitty’s face while he’s getting tickled
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile - it’s so easy to picture jack doing it, but bitty has his fair share
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar - if anyone, jack, but he’s hovered around bitty in the kitchen for so long that it rarely happens anymore
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning - jack would, except bitty pointedly will go turn it off and then not come back to bed, so he’s learned to not let it beep.
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines - both of them, with help from shitty and ransom/holster
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order - BITTY BITTY BITTY.
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies - they both do!!! and then there’s no more brownie batter w h o o p s
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion - jack does, and bitty thinks it’s so sweet that they just end up staring through the candelabra at each other for a while and their dinner goes kind of cold
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen - bitty, unsurprisingly, is a decent artist, and usually doodles little geometric patterns on jack. jack retaliates with inspiring messages for bitty to find before he goes on the ice.
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation - they both do. and they bring home mugs. and terrible keychains. and shotglasses. and bitty, once, memorably, brought home a tacky 40 oz beer glass and terrible flamingo shades from los angeles. jack wears the flamingo glasses at games sometimes.
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines - jack fucking LOVES those things. 
*Affordable* Coffee Mugs for the Signs

These are based off of my definition of the word affordable, so everything is less than $15

Aries: Grenade

Taurus: Fox

Gemini: I Got Your Back

Cancer: Crazy Cat Lady

Leo: Perfection is Exhausting

Virgo: Grammar Nazi

Libra: Black Cat

Scorpio: Grumpy Cat

Sagittarius: Batman

Capricorn: Swivel Chairs

Aquarius: Drinking out of the Toilet

Pisces: Hot ‘n’ Cold