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Best Laid Plans

SPN FanFic

~Dean tries to go all chick-flick on you but fails miserably~

Dean x Reader, Sam

2,464 Words

Warnings: Gratuitous Fluff. Smidge of Smut (Barely)

A/N: This is for @lizmalfoywayland​ who sent me the amazing idea this morning. And for @bringmesomepie56​ in trade for Sammy (we’re even now)

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“So any big plans for tonight?” Sam asked his brother as they both reached for the coffee pot at the same time.

Dean beat him to it and let out a victorious chuckle. “I don’t know what you’re referring to,” he lied; a mischievous sparkle overtaking his green eyes.

“Good morning!” Y/N appeared in the archway, bouncing into the kitchen and running to Dean. Careful to avoid the hot mug of joe in his hands, she leaned up on her toes to kiss him hello. Dean closed his eyes as her lips distracted him, so much so that he didn’t notice Y/N had stolen his coffee until she pulled back and took a sip.

“Hey!”

Y/N cringed. “You forgot the milk.”

“I did not. That was mine,” Dean laughed, watching her float over to the fridge with a smile. She was adorable, even right out of bed, especially right out of bed. Her hair was a mess of tangles and unruly slept-on waves, her eyes were bright but sleepy, and her voice was crackly and low. Also didn’t hurt that she looked hot as hell in his old t-shirt that hung down to her thighs, almost completely covering the tiny sleep shorts she wore.

“I would have thought you’d at least make me coffee this morning, Dean.” Y/N poured a splash of milk into the mug and turned to give Dean a chance to defend himself.

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There Will Still Be You and Me

13.05 coda, destiel, 1.3k

“I just need a win.”

The words rattle around in Dean’s skull. Baby rolls smoothly down the interstate heading straight east. They’re through the mountains now and it’ll be an easy drive once they pass through Denver.

It’s been nearly four hours now, the sun has set entirely behind the mountains and Sam is sleeping against the window. His deep, even breaths should be calming but Dean still full of nervous energy and strung out like a live wire.

Getting drunk off his ass doesn’t help. Eyeing a pretty girl didn’t help. Billie wouldn’t just let him die. Yeah, something’s fucking wrong but there’s nothing he can do about it and Dean’s not fine but he can’t fix it.

He grips the wheel angrily, teeth grinding. Why can’t something just go right for once, why—

His phone rings.

With an apologetic glance at Sam, who’s startled awake, Dean answers.

“Yeah?”

“Dean, don’t hang up.”

What in the—

“I know you may be surprised—don’t hang up—and that’s fine I’m a little amazed myself but, Dean, it’s me. I’m here. I mean, I’m—I’ve just traveled to Denver if you could pick me up. Um, please.”

Who the hell would fake Castiel’s voice Dean has no idea. He looks at Sam but he can’t quite form the words. His brain is too fuzzy.

“I’m sorry, Dean, I—I’ll explain everything. Can you please come? I’m using a payphone behind a Walmart, if you take the exit for Tower Road you’ll see it. Just—”

Dean is still not really listening. Someone who knew his cell phone number and sounds an awful lot like Castiel is waiting for him just three miles ahead and maybe it’s the stupidest fucking thing he’s ever done but Dean, he… he has to know.

“I’m hanging up now,” he says, his voice inexplicably rough. “We’ll be there in five minutes. You… if you’re not him you’d better be long gone or I swear I’ll end you.”

“Dean,” the voice on the other end breathes. Dean’s chest tightens. “I promise you it’s me. I’m so glad you’re close, this was very lucky. I’ll see you soon and I’ll explain everything.” A pause. “Goodbye, Dean.”

With a shaking finger, Dean hangs up.

“What the hell was that?” Sam asks.

Dean continues to stare out of the windshield, numb and dizzy. “Cas,” he manages.

“Cas called you,” Sam says in his most incredulous voice.

“That’s why I said I’d end him,” Dean replies. He sees the Walmart through his window and turns on his blinker. “Only a monster could fake his voice like that.”

“Okay,” Sam agrees easily. Still trying to appease or placate him or whatever.

He drives slowly into the alleyway, eyes fixed on the payphone. And then he sees the figure next to it. A man, with his back turned, is staring up at the nighttime sky. Can’t see a damn star from here but he’s looking anyway. He’s wearing a fucking trench coat and Dean thinks his heart might beat out of his chest.

“Whoa,” Sam says but Dean doesn’t look at him. As if in a trance, he’s suddenly outside of Baby, standing on the pavement and staring at—

The man turns. Dark and neatly styled hair, the sharp point of his nose, the defined angle of his jaw, and finally those familiar blue eyes. Fuck, Dean feels like he’s been punched in the chest.

Neither one of them says a word, locked on to each other’s gaze like it’s the only real thing left in this world. Lucifer could pop up right next to them and Dean thinks he wouldn’t bat an eyelash.

Taking a deep breath, he steps forward one, twice. His breath is still frozen in his lungs. Idly, he contemplates getting some holy water, some silver, something, but…

It’s Castiel. He knows it deep in his bones in some ridiculous, incomprehensible way, the way he knows the callouses on his hands and the tread of Baby’s tires. Cas is standing right in front of him, back from the dead, and Dean can’t summon the wherewithal to say hello.

So he takes two more steps, then three and four, and finds himself nearly chest to chest with an angel of the Lord. The one who saved him over and over and over again. Who only ever tried to do the right thing and to help people and it got him dead but he’s back how is he back what did Dean ever do to deserve—

“Dean,” Cas says so quietly he’s not sure Sam heard him.

Dean raises his hands, pressing his palms to the plane of Cas’s chest. Solid and warm, his heartbeat lub-dubbing beneath his sternum. He lets his fingers trace the edges of this fucking coat, the one he carried around with him for an entire fucking year that other time that Cas died and still Dean got him back.

“Dean, I—” Cas stammers, and Dean looks into his eyes again. “I’m sorry. I did not mean to leave you.”

Dean can’t help but huff a laugh, though it’s like punching air out of a balloon. Hot, heavy tears spring up in his eyes and he can’t be bothered to wipe them away. He clenches his fists in the fabric of Cas’s lapels and bows his head.

And Cas leans forward, ever so slightly, just enough to close the distance between them. He rests his forehead against Dean’s and lets his own tears fall. Dean listens to the way Cas’s breath hitches, feels the warmth of his skin and the scratch of his hair and relishes that Cas is alive. Cas is alive.

“Tell me I’m not dreaming,” he demands. “Tell me I’m not going to wake up from this.”

Cas places one hand on the back of Dean’s neck and squeezes. “No, Dean, I am here.” He sniffles. “Surely you have better dreams than this.”

He’s probably referring to the dumpster smell in this alley, but Dean couldn’t give less of a fuck. “No,” he insists. “Not lately.”

Cas’s other hand settles around one of Dean’s fists still clinging to his clothes. His skin is warm and, fuck, Dean’s so glad that he’s alive. He doesn’t care how it happened, only that it’s been too many days since he last heard Cas’s voice.

Oh God. Kelly and Jack. Cas has no idea. He’s—

“Your mind is very noisy,” Cas remarks, a smile on his lips. Dean can’t stop looking at him. “I’m so happy to see you.”

“Me too, Cas.”

“I’m going to go greet Sam,” Cas tells him, pulling back minutely from their embrace. “And then we’re going to get in the Impala, and you’re going to take us home.”

“Home,” Dean echoes. Cas frees himself from Dean’s grip but he doesn’t drop his hand, instead using it to drag him over to Sam, who’s leaning against Baby’s hood and looking for all the world like the cat that got the cream.

“It’s good to see you, Sam,” Cas says warmly.

“Hi, Cas, you too.” Sam looks him up and down and sighs. “Looking good, man. Where’d you get your old duds?”

“I haven’t a clue,” Cas allows. He looks back at Dean now, who’s been so utterly focused on staring at Cas’s profile he’d missed what was said.

“You ready to go home?” Sam says but Dean still hasn’t looked at him. Can’t look at anything else, and Cas is staring right back.

“Definitely,” he says with a beautiful, gummy smile. Dean squeezes his hand and smiles, too.

Home is a lot more appealing now.

  • wonho: i’ve been doing some thinking and…i’m gonna ask kihyun to marry me.
  • minhyuk: *gasps*
  • wonho: i love him and i—
  • minhyuk: *interrupting* horseback! you should ask him on horseback…no, wait, you should ask him in a hot air balloon…no, he should be in a hot air balloon and you should ride up on horseback…no, wait…he’s in a balloon, you ride up on horseback, you point to the sky, up there, skywriting, “marry me kihyun.”
  • wonho: thanks, but i think i can figure out the right way to ask him.
  • minhyuk: how you ask someone to marry you is a very big deal! i mean, they have to repeat that story for the rest of their lives.
  • wonho: so you think i should do it though?
  • minhyuk: yeah, definitely! can you get five eagles? no, get ten eagles.
  • wonho:
  • minhyuk: no, you’re right, it’s your life. get as many eagles as you want.

So what’s everyone’s SH excitement level right now?

I’m somewhere between Canada Day and Mafia. But I’ll probably be bumped up to Halloween or Hot Air Balloon once they start posting on SM.

The first time the gang takes a ride in a hot air balloon, it’s a breezy summer day and the blue skies are streaked with cirrus clouds, perfect for the culmination of months of planning and saving. They crowd into the basket and wave for Jonathan’s pre-takeoff photo op. As the balloon lifts off, Dustin starts in with his most enthusiastic rendition of “Gonna Fly Now”. Nobody minds this because it’s a change from his endless refrain of “Up Up and Away” on the drive up.
Once they’re in the air, Lucas muses out loud what it’d be like to spit over the edge. Dustin shuts the idea down with a “That’s disgusting,” as Max slugs Lucas in the arm to drive the point home. (“Thank you, Max.” “No problem.”) They spend the next few hours playing I Spy and debating the merits of a hot air balloon as a getaway vehicle (Lucas maintains that a plane would be a better, faster option, while Max just asks why they wouldn’t just use a car?).
Will divides his time between politely asking the pilot questions about what it’s like piloting a hot air balloon everyday and trying to unnecessarily memorize all the scenery floating by for future drawings.
I say unnecessarily because El brought Jonathan’s old camera, last week’s birthday gift, and when she’s not gazing in awe at the views, she’s immortalizing them in photographs.
Mike is also trying to memorize the scenery, but he’s more focused on the kind with awestruck brown eyes and curly brown hair who keeps grabbing his hand and smiling that beautiful smile.
The excursion ends with Jonathan and Nancy returning from their drive and taking the kids to a pancake house, where they all stuff themselves with the fluffy flat pieces of heaven and their mapley toppings of glory, all to sleep off on the drive home (during which Lucas drowsily hums “Up Up and Away” before nodding off).

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So I'm sure you saw that Niall made a dream jar to be auctioned off for charity for that BFG movie. With it he said “As a little boy, I liked the idea of floating above the trees and looking down on the world from above. Now I like the idea of having someone with me for the ride.” Could you please write a fluffy, but smutty blurb about this for me please! You're writing is the absolute best! I love reading your stuff! You'd make my life complete if you did this for me!

Valentine’s Day was never your favorite holiday.  If anything it was a holiday you just sort of got through more than anything.  You’d only had a boyfriend during Valentine’s Day once in your entire dating career and that was when you were 14.  He took you behind the gym at school, slammed a rose in your hand and then tried to kiss you in a way that resembled a wet vacuum.  So…not the most romantic thing in the world.

However, this year was different.  You’d been dating Niall for six months now.  And you’d never been happier.  Sure, he was ¼ of the biggest boy band in the world who was now going solo and that meant a few insults from his loving fans lobbed your way but he made it all worth it.  He was sweet, attentive, kind, loving and most of all when he kissed you it sent tingles to your toes and electricity to the ends of your hair.  So…far and away different from the wet vacuum.

You’d both agreed weeks ago not to do anything for Valentine’s Day.  Neither of you really appreciated the holiday to begin with.  So why bother living up to the expectations?  Besides, Niall treated you like every day was Valentine’s Day.

But then he’d created his Dream Jar to promote the movie BFG and also to benefit a couple of London charities.  To say you’d been blown away by his jar would have been the understatement of the year.  It was so…intimate.  While Niall was intimate with you in private he was never really that guy that was intimate so publicly.  It put him in a whole new light for you.

This boy.  This man.  This angel of a human being at the end of the day just wanted to ride in a hot air balloon with his love and look on the world below him.

And today, you were going to make that happen.

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King of Hearts (Remy Lebeau x Reader)

A/N; whooooooo boy this took way too long but here u go there are two sex scenes and hella buildup and Remy is just… so flirty… i’m really proud of this so dropping a comment or an ask would be hella rad bc I live for praise

Word count: 4700

Rating: NC-17 obvs

Warnings: Dirty talking? Drinking? Swearing? Idk man that’s what’s in it

Excerpt: “I’d be careful there, cherie ,” He replies, catching your chin between his thumb and forefinger as you try to dart away– and oh he’s suddenly so close, tipping your head back to meet his eyes, dark and heated in the light from the streetlamp over the sidewalk–and he could kiss you if he wanted to, you would let him. You’re certain that he knows that, too.He doesn’t do anything. Remy just smiles, sly and secretive, and arches an eyebrow, the look he shoots you nothing less than outright teasing as he murmurs, “Wouldn’t want to start somethin’ you can’t handle.”

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Plea (Story + RP Blog)

Sleep.
It has been so long since I’ve slept, or maybe it hasn’t. I don’t know where I am, and I can’t tell what time it is either. I guess I’ve never had a great sense of time, maybe something to do with where I grew up.
A small town closer than far but farther than close from the city. I don’t know what city it was, I’d never been, but you’d hear younger people who’d moved to my town wonder how they ‘can’t see the city from the town, even though they only drove, like, twenty minutes to get here’.
Nobody leaves my hometown. Nobody except me. Nobody except me, who just up and walked out when I was 17, walked into the bordering forest, kept walking until I finally reached the other side of the trees, wearing clothes I didn’t know I owned.
The first flash of color I’d ever seen was a hot air balloon, floating up and sailing by me, and past the forest. I wondered, then, if the people inside could see my town or if it was completely obscured by the trees, but I know the answer now.
You see, once I left, I managed to somehow enroll in a college. I made up a new name, and I picked the word Kale for my nickname, and decided that even though I didn’t really know what it was that ‘photography’ sounded nice.
I didn’t know how many other students did photography at the time! It was amazing to learn so much about it, and how much it could affect the Sight. That was another concept I learned about. The Sight: the ability to see things that were really there.
I remember the time I decided I wanted the Sight and burnt myself with the silver nitrate. It hurt a hell of a lot, but it is burning you, so I figured that was normal. What I figured wasn’t normal, though, was that as I wandered around the campus with the burn on my arm, everything looked exactly as it did before.
The holidays rushed up on me faster than I expected. Students tend to visit home for the holidays, of course, so I walked into the woods outside of EU and kept walking and went home. (My home is inside every forest, my mother told me once. I guess she wasn’t lying.)
When I left home again for the next semester, it was five years later. My teachers let me back in, I continued work as I normally did, and then one day my family visited campus.
Like I said earlier, nobody leaves my hometown. I knew these people weren’t my mother and father, but I thought it was best to humor them. They talked to me in sentences with the rhythm completely off and sang my whole dorm to sleep one night. And when they finally left, my roommate told me that she thought my parents were cool. I don’t know how she wasn’t put off by all of the teeth and fingers and holes.
And then when it finally came time for the end of my first year (or first five years, I guess), I walked back home to stay until the next year.
But when I came back to EU, there were no students there, nor teachers, nor staff of any kind, except the ones who were obviously never students or teachers or staff. I ended up waiting in my old dorm room until they came back, for what felt like either minutes or centuries.
My roommate, when she arrived, told me she was surprised to see I still looked the same and laughed when I told her that it had only been a couple minutes since I left. I don’t think she knew I wasn’t kidding. The first half of this year went fine again, but when it came time for the holidays I walked into the forest and when I finally came out my home was not there.
Blackness. Blackness and warmth and song were what greeted me when I finally came home for the holidays.
I don’t know how long I’ve been in this place, but I don’t seem to be tiring, hungering, thirsting. But I’ve got great cell phone reception.
So to any of you who are protected, can you go through the forest and help me out? You get here by walking and walking and walking. It doesn’t really matter which way you go as long as it’s into the forest, as so many paths at EU seem to be.
Or at least help me kill the time. I’m @elsewhere-kale and I’ve got all of eternity to talk, since my phone doesn’t seem to be losing charge either.

x

Also, people keep asking me what the other aliens’ concept of aliens was before first contact. I’m not sure yet for most of them, but I’m now convinced centaurs didn’t actually have a scientific conception of space before first contact? Or have any aeronautic engineering, really?

I’ve already written about their weird cultural aversion to sitting in powered vehicles… but they also don’t live on a planet with many large flying animals (only inverts), so there’s not many good examples of “flight” around, much less anything powerful enough to carry a 300+ pound body in the air. The most I can imagine them sending up into the atmosphere is helium balloons, MAYBE hot air balloons, PROBABLY nothing manned though…

They likely have rough concepts of air thinning with altitude, heliocentric motion of planets around their star, and meteors being from Somewhere Up There, but ideas like life independently originating from sky orbs wasn’t quite on their scientific event horizon yet. Even if it was, all of their aliens would look a lot like centaurs, because almost all of the vertebrate life on their planet looks a lot like centaurs thanks to a recent bottleneck extinction event.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I love your headcanons, so I thought I'd ask if you could do how the RFA act when it's MC's birthday? Mine's coming up so it'd be like an early present for me? Hope you have a great day~! 💙💙💙

Happy early birthday, anon!!! (/^▽^)/˚°◦  first, thank you! you have a great day / night too! and thank you for reading my stuff~ and liking it too, wowie wow

now, here’s a little gift from me and the rfa (+v and saeran for you love!)


zen

  • he’s probably more excited than mc tbh 
  • has a whole day planned and it’s going to be amazing!
  • ok, so he starts with waking mc up with a mini ‘happy birthday’ song and a kiss 
  • he wakes them up earlier so they have time to cuddle in bed for a bit too
  • that, and a little breakfast in bed that he made!
  • but after that, it’s time to go! mc is lowkey afraid he made too big of a deal out of it
  • they start at the park, just walking around, holding hands, and laughing
  • zen leads them to a little picnic setup he made, which is adorable
  • they don’t stay for long, though, cause first they have to get lunch
  • that picnic is for dessert and watching the sunset only, but dw no one will mess with it
  • so they get lunch and go just walk around town w/o fans swarming them (zen asked the fans on social media when mc was asleep. they’re all nice and keep distance for a day)
  • and now back to the picnic!
  • but what’s this? there’s a bunch of presents there? and the rfa??
  • surprise! 
  • mc opens their presents and they all eat dessert together and watch the sunset, it’s really cute
  • but when they get back home, zen has one more thing for them
  • it’s a song he wrote himself that he sings and kisses mc at the end of it

yoosung

  • boy is hype!! 
  • he loves birthdays so much, others more than his own probably
  • can and will make a three course meal for dinner alone 
  • mc is going to be so full of his cooking, its how he shows his love
  • but that’s dinner, listen there’s a whole day ahead 
  • so what yoosung does is take them to a very very cute date 
  • they go to an arcade, a movie, stop by a coffee shop, it’s so adorable
  • presents are all at home and must be opened after dinner, its a rule
  • okay, mc gets one in the morning because yoosung loves them
  • because yoosung cooks so much, they invite the rest of the rfa over too
  • they are all amazed and they brought presents 
  • yoosung probably kisses them non stop for the whole day lets be real
  • the boy is not afraid of pda on mc’s birthday 
  • he’s more clingy too, especially with the rfa over
  • like, mc is always on his lap 
  • it all feels very domestic and home-like and mc is full of love

jaehee

  • jaehee is doing no work for today 
  • nothing at all. her phone is off, she’s not thinking about it, the pens are away and everything
  • the two of them spend a couple hours just relaxing at home, eating breakfast, talking
  • they do each other’s nails and they match!
  • but later, jaehee takes them to an indoor pool
  • it’s time for birthday swimming!! no one else is there, too
  • there’s also a hot tub and it’s so relaxing
  • they spend like an hour by themselves before some people jaehee invited come over
  • the rfa is obviously included 
  • they don’t bring a cake though. but they do bring presents!
  • everyone plays pool games and they have snacks and there are a lot of laughs
  • mc is hella happy because of all this but also because jaehee is laughing so much
  • when they get back home, they both shower and mc is gathering up their presents when jaehee comes into the living room
  • she’s singing happy birthday and walks in with a cake she made 
  • mc is blushing. they share the cake 
  • cuddles while opening presents! 

jumin

  • jumin convinced mc to meet with family, friends, and the rest of the rfa in the days leading up to their birthday
  • mc is kind of confused, but does it anyways 
  • turns out, he bought them a trip. 
  • just the two of them. for three days. in a place that mc has always wanted to go
  • they’re so excited
  • so they sightsee for the first day and check out all the places that mc wanted to visit. 
  • mc is in charge of picture taking
  • also, jumin didn’t let them open their presents yet because he wanted them to open them all at one time, so he brings them with them
  • he also brings Elizabeth
  • and of course, mc gets more presents from him
  • but surprisingly, a lot of the ones from him are things that he made
  • like a letter(jumin said read it later), a little knitted scarf and glove set(jumin can knit), and a scrapbook
  • mc is so surprised and happy that they’re tearing up
  • jumin understands and pulls them into a hug
  • “happy birthday, love” he whispers

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • remember his valentine’s day thing??? 
  • yeah, but mc’s birthday isn’t full of 4th wall breaks and it only has one ending
  • there is literally a present given to mc every hour of the day
  • most of them are handmade, but they’re still really nice presents
  • he makes mc visit the rfa and they all wish them a happy birthday and have their own little surprise
  • like jaehee gives mc a cupcake and sings to them a little, jumin gives them a necklace that saeyoung picks out, zen sings to them and gives mc a mixtape saeyoung made, yoosung gives them chocolate and a cat doll
  • even saeran chips in this time and gives mc another stuffed doll, but this one is of both mc and saeyoung and they say ‘i love you’ to each other
  • before the day ends, like literally almost sundown, mc finds saeyoung
  • and he kisses their nose before taking their hand and going like “come with me”
  • mc kinda just wants to Rest
  • but he takes them inside this room and they watch the sunset through the window with cake
  • as soon as it gets dark, the room lights up with a bunch of stars
  • saeyoung smiles,“i made our own space station..”  

v / jihyun

  • jihyun has a Day planned
  • he’s probably extra enough to set up something like a hot air balloon ride or rent out a movie theater room
  • but besides all that cuteness, he sets up a couples photoshoot 
  • at his own studio
  • basically, v sets up a bunch of outfits and his cameras so he can take pictures of him and mc 
  • mainly mc, but listen 
  • mc indulges him, but they’re a little insecure
  • but as soon as v starts taking pictures, they can’t feel insecure anymore cause he’s spitting out compliments 
  • at the end of that, he tells them that literally all the outfits he brought are now theirs
  • they are Shook cause they’re all mc’s style 
  • and even more, he opens a curtain and shows them a bunch more presents
  • “not all of them are from me, i promise” he chuckles
  • enter the rest of the rfa with a cake singing happy birthday
  • its an amazing day for mc

saeran

  • he’s the most lowkey about it
  • mc spent the day before with their family, he came with them
  • the rfa came over in the morning and gave their presents and wishes
  • saeran takes mc out to a little ice cream shop
  • they both get their ice cream and saeran takes out a little candle and put it on top of their scoop
  • mc makes a wish and they eat their ice cream
  • and now saeran is taking mc for a walk to the top of this hill
  • where they cloud-gaze for a bit
  • in the middle of this, saeran thinks he’s made the day too boring 
  • so he rolls over and kisses mc’s cheek
  • they look at him, surprised, and asks about it
  • he mutters about wanting to make their day special, but not knowing how
  • they roll over now and kiss their fingers before pressing them to his cheek
  • that’s their thing idk how it happened but i like it
  • “you did make it special, saeran. i spent all day with you.”
  • he feels a lot better after that and so does mc  

Miss Me With The B.S.: PART THREE

Armed with that knowledge…

3. L does an interview telling you two major things. She had to fight herself to take this leap with him. She’s hinted at it before, but never been this clear. She had to fight herself to risk following her heart with him. Got it?

She also revealed… her biggest relationship insecurity, before she got past it with him, because she’s past it now… But before, the issue was how experienced he was in love and sex, and then she circled back and made clear, her hardest issue to move past on the love and sex issue stemmed from comparing herself/feeling like she was competing with his sexual history.

If she’s sharing all of that with us? Without using names, of course… But, if she’s sharing that with us? And we know it’s something they had to work through together… Then it’s something he is very aware of, as well, right?

We weren’t going to be the first to know that, y’all. Duh. This means these were his issues to get sorted through, as well, because that’s what people in relationships do when it comes to insecurities, especially ones like that. So…

Do you think this man would give an interview talking about his sexiest experience in life and be talking about ANYONE WHO IS NOT HER?

Do you? Like, for real?

Forgive me for being crass, but let’s be 100 here. That interview was a full stop humble brag about just how much good love he’s getting right now and how he’s giving someone good love, too. You think he’d openly gush for sentences and go on about how good he gets it on his sexiest day, and how “sexy” he’s living it, and all else, and have it be about some situations/people from his past?

WHUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Did you miss the part about what her BIGGEST insecurity was? Did you miss the part where she fought herself to risk her heart and being with him? Did you miss the part where she had to grapple with pursuing their relationship? DID YOU MISS HER ONCE BIGGEST INSECURITY?

He didn’t have to field those questions, he could have spoken on other topics pertaining to sexiness, instead, that’s where they went with that interview, he shared tons, including his sexiest day ever, and you think he sat down to answer those questions, that way, where he said “sexy” a total of ninety bagillion times, and it wasn’t about… HER?

O M G. Are you okay?! Have you lost the plot?!

Lmfaoooo. Umm. That’s a hard pass. HARD PASS. Did I mention it would be a HARD PASS?

Umm, he’d need to skip that whole going on about some other person being his sexiest moment in life thing if he had half a brain cell (which remember? We decided to agree that he did have that going for him), because, you know, talking up some other woman being the sexiest moment of his life, well, that could be detrimental when the person he is in love with had to jump over a hurdle that pertained to him that ties directly to this topic.

What you’re implying would essentially amount to him engaging in insane amounts of self-harm.

Because he’d be trouncing on her main insecurity when it comes to him and he knows it and that’s the type of terrible move that could wind up being high key problematic for them, which could result in it being high-key problematic for him, and not only would he be trouncing on it, he’d be trouncing on it in the most public way you can do so by telling the world he had the sexiest day ever, but it wasn’t her. Nope. Some other chick..

Umm, have you ever been in a relationship? That’s that type of thing that could wind up being so unfortunate that it impacts his ability to hold on to her in the long run.

See how this whole relationship thing works? People make themselves vulnerable to you. But, with that comes some things. LIKE: You don’t hit buttons on people’s insecurities when they tell you where they’re vulnerable and where those insecurities are and expect that to end well in the long run. It’s just… Not what you do.

To stress. This is an issue they clearly moved past in the beginning and he’s spent the entirety of their relationship (more than a year!!!!!) having buried that and making her feel comfortable enough that she can move past that, and you think, he’d just rip that band-aid and go back to square one? Or worse,do something that would cause that to regress to a much worse insecurity?

And you think he’d rip that band-aid under a spotlight at that? Make it headline news he was getting it good from someone who… wasn’t her? You think he would go out there and publicly say he was living his best life having sexy times, with some person, who wasn’t HER? ESPECIALLY KNOWING HER SENSITIVITES.

Jesus take the wheel, wow, would that be a debacle.

I’ve got news for you… If you think that, you’re not seeing CS very clearly or how much it’s obvious he loves her.

Circling back to where I started… He has a very strong grasp on what he needs to be okay, because he’s spent a majority of his life not being okay, or having to be the adult when he shouldn’t have had to be, and he’s spent his entire life making everything okay for his family.

And now… in this new Lili-Era… You know who is sitting at the top of that list these days? That needs list. What he needs to be okay? The Good Sis L.

If you think this man has gone 25 years never being fulfilled and having happiness, only to finally, finally, finally get it…. And then he’s going to intentionally and blatantly do harm to her/hurt her so badly– like in a way that is so damaging, he loses her?

Or if you think he’s going to be in the business of trouncing on her biggest insecurity when it comes to him, which amounts to undermining him and their relationship in a way in… which it could cost him… her?  

What you’re talking about is the height of insensitivity and stupid. Along with detrimental to his needs. Dumb as a box of rocks stupid.

Lololololol. Okay. Let’s see how that thinking works out for you because I see the delusion is real. Doesn’t seem to be how he’s wired. At all. AT ALL.

But, that’s me.

4. WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS REFERRING TO? He basically sat back and spilled tea that all tie back to things he’s done with… her. Just… her.

I mean… Squamish, Whistler, wherever it is that they were exploring together in Philly, exploring Mexico together when the whole cast was there yet it was just them, or San Francisco, Hawaii, Antelope Valley, hot air balloon rides, now helicopter rides. Who in the fresh H-E- double hockey sticks do you think he’s talking about?!

That’s just some of what we know about… Bro said sexuality and foreplay is often tied up with romance, or getaways, or settings, or landscapes, or road trips, or his photography, etc.

He is legit on record in some video that’s floating around somewhere talking about thinking hot air balloons are one of the most romantic moves you can make or some such. RIGHT? Who got a hot air balloon ride for her 21st birthday? I’ll wait.

He takes more photos of her and posts more of her than any other person. RIGHT? Do I lie? She’s even in his portfolio. His legit portfolio– that he uses for work. Umm.. Come on now, Anon. Keep up.

He routinely goes on adventures with… her. RIGHT? I mean, “the blond one” everyone is always, always, always, always going on about when they see him. Pro tip: That’s Lils.

So… Who is his partner in crime in every way he details being romantic and sexy? W H O?

He didn’t start conjuring up hot air balloons and helicopters and all this stuff until one person hit the scene. One.

He’s had lots of money for years now. He could have been whipping out helicopters and hot air balloons and dream vacation after dream vacation for the longest. But, he wasn’t. He is now. One woman hit the scene and next thing you know… He’s out here making dreams and fantasies come true left and right for her.  Just… her. You know.. her. Her name starts with an L. Glad I could help.

Are we sure he’s talking about her? Lmfaoooo. What kind of question? Yeah, sis/bro. We’re extra sure. E X T R A.

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which means there’s more time than usual to think about how Grace is so afraid of losing Frankie to another stroke and/or Santa Fe and/or Jacob that she’s pathologically unable to stop pushing scary medical information on her,

and then when Frankie says “Would you prefer if I gave you a kiss and said thank you?” Grace says “Yes!”

and then they argue about their diametrically opposed relationships with fear and end up alone, sobbing with love and terror, on opposite sides of the same wall,

AND THEN, stay tuned for heartfelt confessions of care that honestly sound like write-your-own wedding vows in a cheesy but ironic indie romantic comedy. Follow that up with a tentative embrace in a rainbow hot air balloon and oh look, it’s Sunday night, time to pack a lunch and figure out what you’re wearing to work tomorrow.

JUNGKOOK (JEON JUNGKOOK) IS THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND THAT

  • Will fight anyone and everyone to protect u
  • Stays up until you fall asleep
  • Rides hot air balloons w u
  • Takes u bungee jumping
  • Dances in the rain w u
  • Styles ur hair
  • Feeds animals in the park w u
  • Starts water balloon battles
  • Surprises u w gazebo picnics
  • Kisses ur hand when u two are walking together
  • Dips his toes in the ocean w u
  • Attempts to go surfing w u
  • Makes origami 
  • Puts lil paper/origami stars around the apt 
  • Never stops smiling when ur around
  • Laughs at everything and anything
  • Hates when u see him sad
  • Sews and makes decor pillows w u
  • Always has tissues/a hand kerchief 
  • Doesn’t wake u up from ur nap 
  • Doesn’t mind when u fall asleep during one of his stories
  • Likes to challenge u
  • Drags u to go shopping
  • Secretly buys u clothes and puts them in ur closet 
  • Is v dedicated
  • Only has eyes for u
  • Wants a long term relationship w u
  • Does charity walks w u
  • Puts two straws in his drink so u two can share

JUNGKOOKIE BF PLAYLIST
Sometimes Jungkookie feels as if u don’t receive the love and attention that u deserve so he usually sings these songs when ur falling asleep while running his hands through ur hair, rubbing his thumb across ur soft, plush skin; also he usually whispers sweet nothings when u doze off and u only remember some of the things he’s said (like: im in love with u, i wish i met u sooner, thank u for sticking around) *this is a special playlist bc ive actually linked kookie singing all of these (w the additional namjoon but u get the gist) so u can have the full effect im so sad i love it

  1. Paper Hearts - Tori Kelly
  2. Nothing Like Us - Justin Bieber
  3. Fools - Troye Sivan
  4. Lost Stars - Adam Levine
  5. Like A Star - Corinne Bailey Rae

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