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Jump Street Sequels and Tag Lines
  • 23 Jump Street: Medical School —“Turn Your Head and Cough”
  • 24 Jump Street: Foreign Exchange Student —“A Steaming Load of Bolshevik“
  • 25 Jump Street: A Semester At Sea—“Ship Happens”
  • 26 Jump Street: Art School
  • 27 Jump Street: Culinary School—“Let’s Stew This”
  • 28 Jump Street: Veterinary School —”Farmed and Dangerous”
  • 29 Jump Street: Sunday School —“Holy Sh*t”
  • 30 Jump Street: Flight Academy —“Putting the Cop Back in Copilot”
  • 31 Jump Street: Ninja Academy
  • 32 Jump Street: Fireman School —”Bros Before Hose”
  • Jump Street Generations
  • 34 Jump Street: Return of the Ghost
  • 35 Jump Street: Traffic School —“Double Parking, Double Narcing”
  • 36 Jump Street: Military School —“Putting their Privates on the Line”
  • 37 Jump Street: Scuba Class —“Bros Before Cousteaus”
  • 38 Jump Street: Dance Academy —“Pointe & Shoot”
  • 39 Jump Street: The Electronic Target Game
  • 40 Jump Street: Retirement Home —“Old School”
  • 41 Jump Street: Magic School
  • 42 Jump Street: Beauty School —“Dye Hard”
  • 43 Jump Street: Mariachi School —“¡Esto se esta. Poniendo Ridiculo!”
  • 2121 Jump Street
  • ∞ Jump Street
Wordaholics - Bro-Choice

Bro-choice: The belief that one has the right, at any point, to sever oneself from one’s penis/shlong/lap hog/boy muscle for whatever reason, regardless of circumstance or outside opinion. Some of such reasons may include (but are not limited to):

  • Someone offering $100 for it
  • Fatigue from being inconvenienced by the maintenance and care implicit in the possession of a penis
  • Boredom/curiosity
  • The result of losing or winning a bet
  • Proof of one’s impulsivity and/or spontaneity to a skeptical friend or romantic partner
  • Extreme hunger
  • Performance art

Similarly, members of the bro-choice movement have made a point of expressing their support for those who want to alter their bodies in a way that would allow them admittance to New Dick City (aka The Bone Zone). In a nutshell, the movement has established itself on the platform that dicks are a choice, so nobody should be a dick about having or not having one.

The bro-choice position has historically faced opposition from the bro-life movement, which posits that someone born with a bro-hose is obligated to walk around with it between their legs for life — regardless of the implications for one’s identity, comfort, or general feelings about boners.

In a Sentence: “Eduardo was unsure of where he stood on the whole ‘bro-choice/bro-life’ debate until he realized that both he and his pants would be much more comfortable if he removed the peen from the equation.”