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Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy || Chapter Eight (The Sheriff x Robin Ballard)

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Romance, Self-Insert, Series 

Fandom: Dead & Breakfast 

Pairing: The Sheriff x Robin Ballard (Original Female Character) 

Summary: Sheriff takes Robin to a dance and gets jealous when all the men in town want to pay her some attention. 

Rating: SFW 

Warnings: Foreplay, Language 

Previously: Sheriff took Robin back to her car and she met some of the “friendly” locals. Then he asked to her to a dance. 

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Sheriff 

Several hours later, we’ve gotten all of Robin’s stuff carried into the station and she’s put most of it away. She soaked in the bathtub for a bit while I worked. Now we’re both getting ready for the barn dance. I’m freshly showered, and I’ve picked clothes that are a little fancier than what I usually wear so I look nice for her. I’ve chosen clean underwear, socks, jeans, and a white t-shirt, along with a dark green and cream-colored plaid shirt and a black deerskin vest that I made myself. I pull on my good black cowboy boots and check my hair one more time before putting on my black cowboy hat and walking out into the bedroom. 

Robin is facing me, but she doesn’t see me because she’s bending over and shaking out her hair. It’s wavy and wild from her bath, and she runs her fingers through it before tossing her head back. My breath catches in my throat as I get a good look at her. 

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Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy || Chapter Seven (The Sheriff x Robin Ballard)

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Romance, Self-Insert, Series 

Fandom: Dead & Breakfast 

Pairing: The Sheriff x Robin Ballard (Original Female Character) 

Summary: Sheriff takes Robin back to her car and she meets some of the townsfolk. 

Rating: SFW 

Warnings: Dead Animals 

Previously: Robin and Sheriff answered some naughty questions for their audience. 

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Sheriff 

Once I’m ready, I walk out into the kitchen. Robin stands and puts her arms around my neck, stretching up on her tiptoes to give me a kiss. I like how short she is; I can rest my chin on the top of her head when I hold her. She strokes the hollow of my dimple with her thumb and looks up at me with worried eyes. “Are you sure you’re all right, Sheriff?” she asks seriously. “Maybe I’m wrong, but I feel like there’s something bothering you.” She bites her lip; I don’t think she even realizes how alluring it is when she does it. Then her brow furrows as she whispers, “You aren’t, um, regretting asking me to stay, are you?” 

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“Do what you want to do for yourself. Find a dream, realize your dream, go after your dream. Too many people live for everybody else, they fail to give any value to their own life. So make sure to make your life worth something to you, so you'll know exactly how important it is to live it. 

So always fight, and don’t give up.

-Rob Dyke 

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Ted the Animator: “…why does the pommel horse duplicate while it bends?”

Carl the Animator: “Well, I just got a new kitten, and I wanted to get back to playing with him, so I didn’t bother removing the pommel horse underneath.”

Ted the Animator: “…and you think that’s a legitimate excuse to do your job terribly?”

Carl the Animator: “Not really, but it sounds better than ‘I just couldn’t be bothered.’”