horses face

Due to a congenital defect (a few malformed vertebrae) Artemis cannot move or feel her tail. Which means her balance is not great, but she also can’t tell if I’m holding onto her tail to help her 😉

The result is that she thinks she’s hot shit, and attempts daredevil moves like walking down my camera arm 😂

Today at Aldi’s I “rode” on a rainbow unicorn stick horse with a straight face and made eye contact with a man coming down the isle. I didn’t look away until he just started awkwardly looking at soups. 


…I also later started dancing to car alarms in the Costco parking lot. Note that I was with my brand new roomates that I’ve lived with for all of a week. This is the kind of person I am. I have little shame.

THIS. 

THIS IS THE FACE OF A TWENTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN (middle) WHO IS FUCKING SMILING FOR ONCE AND HAS HOPE AND HAPPINESS OF SUCCESSION IN HIS FACE.

AND THEN HIS FUCKING FRIENDS DIE THE VERY NEXT DAY. 

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The Borgias + Jewelry (requested by anonymous)