I saw the greatest thing today. So I’m at a stoplight in the passenger seat, right? And I hear hoofbeats nearby. I look over and there’s a lady walking her horse. We’re close enough to be in talking distance and this horse is incredibly happy. Her ears are pricked forward and she’s JUST SO DELIGHTED TO SEE EVERYTHING.
“I like your big dog!” I said.
“Thanks! She’s an asshole!” she said, and the horse headbutted her so hard she staggered. SHE JUST LOVES THIS HORSE SO MUCH, GUYS, she laughed and patted her nose.