horse signs

On a different note, guess who finally started watching Boku no Hero Academia.

Deku (WHAT A PRECIOUS BOY I LOVE HIM) and Bakugou are my faves so far. And I’m mad at y'all who’re my mutuals and have seen this show for not telling me about All Might’s “TEXAS SMASH” b/c I would have hands down watched this sooner if I had known.

Texas stereotypicalization that doesn’t involve cowboys or horses? SIGN ME UP.

Anyway, I’ve only seen one episode so far b/c Wi-Fi on Sundays is incredibly spotty, but I can already tell it’s gonna be one of my fave anime of all time.

the signs as iconic things from pll
  • aries: wine moms
  • taurus: empanadas and the right sauce
  • gemini: pink drink
  • cancer: alex's british accent
  • leo: who IS this monster?
  • virgo: it's andrew, babe
  • libra: hanna's bang bang dance
  • scorpio: flash mob full of A's
  • sagittarius: pepe, tippi, and bashful, who really deserved better
  • capricorn: detective spanna and the grandma glasses
  • aquarius: jenna can't hear us, she's blind
  • pisces: aria's "ugly cry"
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Here’s what the Chinese zodiac says about you

Happy Lunar New Year! 2017 is the year of the rooster, and it’s believed that anyone born under this sign will have a good year with plenty of luck and opportunities. To figure out which sign you are, simply look for your birth year!

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THE PRETTY LITTLE LIARS ENDGAME

It is bittersweet that I present to you my last ever theory for Pretty Little Liars. I apologise in advance for the insane length, but this is covering all those frustrating loose ends across the entire series. I hope you can make it to the end so we can discuss. My only fear for this theory is that it is too daring and gutsy; it would re-define the show we thought we knew. Are the writers willing to ‘go there’ in just 10 episodes? I don’t know! Regardless if this is all right, partially right, or so damn wrong, I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did putting this together the past two months! For the last time before the show ends… I hope you enjoy!

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Check your CHINESE ZODIAC SIGN!

RAT:  

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rat are quick-witted, clever, charming, sharp and funny. They have excellent taste, are a good friend and are generous and loyal to others considered part of its pack. Motivated by money, can be greedy, is ever curious, seeks knowledge and welcomes challenges. Compatible with Dragon or Monkey.

1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008


OX:

Another of the powerful Chinese Zodiac signs, the Ox is steadfast, solid, a goal-oriented leader, detail-oriented, hard-working, stubborn, serious and introverted but can feel lonely and insecure. Takes comfort in friends and family and is a reliable, protective and strong companion. Compatible with Snake or Rooster.

1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009


TIGER:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Tiger are authoritative, self-possessed, have strong leadership qualities, are charming, ambitious, courageous, warm-hearted, highly seductive, moody, intense, and they’re ready to pounce at any time. Compatible with Horse or Dog.

1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010


HARE/RABBIT/CAT:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rabbit enjoy being surrounded by family and friends. They’re popular, compassionate, sincere, and they like to avoid conflict and are sometimes seen as pushovers. Rabbits enjoy home and entertaining at home. Compatible with Goat or Pig.

1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011


DRAGON:

A powerful sign, those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Dragon are energetic and warm-hearted, charismatic, lucky at love and egotistic. They’re natural born leaders, good at giving orders and doing what’s necessary to remain on top. Compatible with Monkey and Rat.

1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012


 SNAKE:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Snake are seductive, gregarious, introverted, generous, charming, good with money, analytical, insecure, jealous, slightly dangerous, smart, they rely on gut feelings, are hard-working and intelligent. Compatible with Rooster or Ox.

1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013


HORSE:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Horse love to roam free. They’re energetic, self-reliant, money-wise, and they enjoy traveling, love and intimacy. They’re great at seducing, sharp-witted, impatient and sometimes seen as a drifter. Compatible with Dog or Tiger.

1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014


SHEEP/GOAT: 

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Goat enjoy being alone in their thoughts. They’re creative, thinkers, wanderers, unorganized, high-strung and insecure, and can be anxiety-ridden. They need lots of love, support and reassurance. Appearance is important too. Compatible with Pig or Rabbit.

1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015


MONKEY:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Monkey thrive on having fun. They’re energetic, upbeat, and good at listening but lack self-control. They like being active and stimulated and enjoy pleasing self before pleasing others. They’re heart-breakers, not good at long-term relationships, morals are weak. Compatible with Rat or Dragon.

1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016


 ROOSTER: 

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rooster are practical, resourceful, observant, analytical, straightforward, trusting, honest, perfectionists, neat and conservative. Compatible with Ox or Snake.

1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017


DOG:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Dog are loyal, faithful, honest, distrustful, often guilty of telling white lies, temperamental, prone to mood swings, dogmatic, and sensitive. Dogs excel in business but have trouble finding mates. Compatible with Tiger or Horse.

1946,1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006


PIG:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Pig are extremely nice, good-mannered and tasteful. They’re perfectionists who enjoy finer things but are not perceived as snobs. They enjoy helping others and are good companions until someone close crosses them, then look out! They’re intelligent, always seeking more knowledge, and exclusive. Compatible with Rabbit or Goat.

1947,1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007


WARNING! If your birthday is before MARCH(so January or Febraury), you should check the previous year, Chinese New Year takes place a little later than ours(mostly February). It changes from year to year too, so you better google your birth year. I was born in 1996, but it still makes me a PIG, since my birthday is in January. CHECK YOURS!  

Thank y'all SO MUCH for coming to the ATLA/Korra panel!!! 💖 I had so much fucking fun hanging out with Gene on stage and it was really great to meet everyone. If you’re still at ECCC, stop by my artist alley table I-4 (I have a Korrasami print!) and the Dark Horse booth – I’ll be signing the big ATLA/Korra poster with Gene Saturday at 6 pm, and Sunday at 2 pm solo.

F A N T A S Y . Z O D I A C
taurus; the centaur // 20 apr - 20 may

“Centaurs are half-human, half-horse creatures in Greek mythology. They are intelligent and proud creatures, and have been know to help as much as harm humans. They are liminal beings, caught between the two natures, the embodiment of untamed nature, and the wise teacher.”

“Taurus is all about strength, stamina and will. Stubborn by nature, the Taurus will stand their ground to the bitter end. Taurians are very patient, practical and efficient, they are excellent in matters of business and are also wonderful instructors and teachers.”

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anonymous asked:

Who should I fight Penumbra edition?

WHO SHOULD I FIGHT: THE PENUMBRA PODCAST EDITION (FEAT. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE)

(why? why?????? would you ask this???)

JUNO STEEL
who wins: him
are you kidding me? the lady is a brawler with a legitimate death wish. also, why would you? enough people are already trying to fight him. you don’t need to, unless you’re peter nureyev and no matter what he’s into, peter, I’d really rather the two of you just talked this out. he’s already fighting himself anyway. someone please stop him.

PETER NUREYEV
who wins: him
???? he’s made of knives and death and charmingly sharp teeth and a distinctly warped moral compass. and apparently you just tried to fight juno. to be avoided if you’ve ever considered genocide and/or cheating him at cards.

RITA
who w no you know what I’m not finishing that, don’t you dare, don’t you fucking dare. there is no possible justification. also, juno would annihilate you before you even lifted a finger. so would I. so would all of us.

CECIL KANAGAWA
who wins: you, in the ways that matter
in all probability you’ll get pounded by his security and your horrible death broadcast on TV afterwards, but apparently people have gotten away with fighting him more than once, and you know what? it’s worth it. it’s so worth it.

CASSANDRA KANAGAWA
who wins: uncertain
there’s a lot of simmering resentment and barely restrained fury and angry rock aesthetic going on here that suggests a challenging fight. and she did technically kill a dude. however, if you do win, way to kick a girl while she’s down. you asshole.

MIN KANAGAWA
who wins: me
like cecil, but even more so in every possible way. I live for the day when I get to see someone fight min kanagawa.

JULIAN DIMAGGIO
who wins: you
I can’t imagine any possible reason why you’d want to, unless you are yourself currently a struggling actor and/or barista, but I’m guessing you’d win.

ALESSANDRA STRONG
who wins: her
you, tumblr user and podcast listener, versus alessandra, space war veteran, badass private eye, and possessor of a right hook that can floor multiple people simultaneously? anyway, you know deep down that you don’t deserve to fight her. none of us do.

MICK MERCURY
who wins: you
it’d be an easy fight, but you’re not gonna get any satisfaction out of it. and he’s just going to bounce right back afterwards and keep on going as optimistically as he ever has and quite possibly buy you a drink. you might as well leave the hetero be.

SASHA WIRE
who wins: don’t make me laugh
sasha wire killed a person in her sleep after having a hole lasered into her chest. sasha wire fought hyperion city and won. sasha wire wears sunglasses indoors and no one, ever, not even once, has considered questioning her. the moment you think about fighting her she’s already beaten you.

VALLES VICKY
who wins: her
you should definitely fight vicky just because I’m pretty sure she’d enjoy the hell out of the attempt, but you’re never going to win and you should know that already.

INGRID LAKE
who wins: depends on preparation
despite her violent criminal past it doesn’t seem like it’s particularly hard to physically overpower her. however, if she has already decided that she wants to fight you, she is very good at convoluted murder scenarios, and your odds are severely diminished.

CAPTAIN KHAN
who wins: probably him
noir treats him about as kindly as it does any cop but listen, he’s a good guy who seems to be laying out some serious asskicking among criminals despite having a totally corrupt force. if necessity arises, I suspect his moustache is his weak point.

BROCK ENGSTROM
who wins: you
if you catch the smug old man when he doesn’t have someone around to do his fighting for him, he won’t stand a chance. do it.

VALENCIA
who wins: her
juno steel may have beaten her, but you’re not juno steel. unless you are. is that why you wanted to fight yourself? if you are juno, you’ve already fought just about everyone on this list and I’m not sure why you’re reading it. also, I’d like to have Words with you about some of your recent decisions.

MIASMA
who wins: her
do you have a bomb that specifically targets her genetic code? no? ahahaha. good luck, buddy. you’re soup now.

MAG
who wins: nobody
there’s no question that there’s a moral imperative to fight mag. but you’re going to cry, and peter’s going to cry, and it’s entirely possible that mag will cry, and at the end everyone’s just going to feel sick and tired of lies and suffering and manipulation and dad jokes. or they’ll be dead.

CHANCE SEQUOYAH
who wins: her
this is the worst possible idea??? first of all, she can and will shoot you, and then she’ll take your stuff just to add insult to injury. also, if you fight her, then her wife is going to show up and probably murder you. it’s canon.

MARY ANNE SEQUOYAH
who wins: her
first of all, if you want to fight her, you’ll have to go through me first. then she will destroy you in a well-bred, morally outraged, and ladylike manner, probably while Chance stands in the background laughing.

BEAU RICHMOND
who wins: all of us
oh my god. oh my god please fight him. let me bring popcorn.

JOE NIX
who wins: him
we’re talking about apparently a legitimate serial murderer and sadistic criminal here, so I’m feeling that your odds are probably not great. on the other hand, he’s a scumbag and he needs to be punched. the choice is yours.

MARC
who wins: him
good lord did you even hear how goddamn tenacious this man is? he can duel the shit out of people while lying on his back. if you think you’ve beat him he’ll just come back and annoy you into submission. also, he talks to his horse, a clear sign of a dangerous foe.

TALFRYN
who wins: probably you if you work out
sure, he’s got a sword, but presuming this is a good old hand to hand fight you have a chance because he’s definitely not all that into it so you might as well give it a try.

SIR CAROLINE
who wins: her
only enter this fight if, like juno steel, you find the idea of being beaten to within an inch of your life by people who you find attractive (specifically including ladies) to be appealing. if that’s the case, this is the best fight you can possibly choose.

anonymous asked:

Hello Leela! This latest vid feels a lot like Phil indulging Dan, doesn't it? Haahaha and i felt that Phil probably knew the gist of the game but never actually played it. Dan kept glancing at Phil to see his reactions which was cute. The part when Dan burst out laughing when Phil did the "Heyyyyyy" thing at 11:48 was cute as well.

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yesssss ahhhhh. i didn’t end up writing anything much about this vid nor did i take very many notes while i watched it because i didn’t feel there was anything super complex going on. but yes to me this was such an important part of the dynamic throughout the video. “indulging” is perhaps too strong of a word, but it was certainly phil being pushed quite outside of his normal boundaries for youtube as a result of dan’s humor. and in my opinion he handled it beautifully and carried forward a lot of the new laxness around sexual references and Adult Themes that we’ve been seeing. he went out of his way to make quite pointedly sexual comments (especially the one where he asks why the horse is steamy and gives dan a very exaggerated look to make sure dan caught on to the sexual undertones of his joke). the situation def didn’t demand that but he went for it anyway. and he also didn’t steer clear at all of openly complimenting the looks of the horse-dude (how is this a sentence i’m writing i hate them) despite his maleness. i’m so proud of him for warming up to being able to talk about things like this and not just talk about them, but to do so gleefully, in the extremely clever way that he has mastered, and, just like dan and his sexual banter in the pastel edits video, completely on his own terms. i’m just. so proud. 

i think this is part of the reason why dan was so very obvious in the way he kept looking at phil to gauge his reactions–because a lot of the jokes were things that one wouldn’t expect phil to be totally okay with. and to that end, one of the things i thought about most during/after the vid was dan’s rationale when he played through that first episode and then concluded it would be good for the gaming channel. not even just as a one-off vid but as a potential longer series. why that game???????? ? why a game that demands them to basically voice act two characters flirting with each other in very overt and sexual ways and eventually fall in love? why a game that basically requires them to talk about a hot dude constantly??????? ? that’s such an insane and incomprehensible leap from even a few months ago when people were like ~oH shiT how are they gonna do that scene in undertale with the two male guards who are into each other ohhHhHhHH shitTtTtT~ like not only are they apparently completely fine talking about hot man-horse hybrids and commenting on how “meaty” he is and whatever else, but apparently they’re also completely fine with the notion of 20 min long vids of them basically reading a sexual script to each other. that’s cool! 

so. it will certainly be interesting to see where the series goes but i am vvvvv intrigued and just so happy, as always, that they’re reaching these new and unprecedented comfort levels with each new piece of content they put out. it’s crazy. it’s so so crazy. 

An advance copy of CALLA CTHULHU arrived today from Dark Horse Comics! So surprised I lost a sanity point! 

Written by Sarah Dyer (and myself), pencils by co-creator Erin Humiston, inks by Erin and Mario Gonzalez, colors by Bill Mudron, lettering by Nate Piekos, CALLA CTHULHU collects the Stela comics app series in 240 full-color pgs of weird action-adventure/horror for the less-than-terrifying retail price of $12.99. 

Our great new volume one ships in late-August to comic shops, bookstores and libraries that conducted the correct rituals to receive it. It can also be found at a certain unnameable online retail entity that fills many in our field with dread and awe. 

However you track it down, we hope you enjoy it.

A Fool of Mine [4]

Originally posted by evansluke

Title: A Fool of Mine
Chapter: 4/?
Paring: Gaston/Reader
Words: 2,250
Summary: [ “Avoir, Adieu, Goodnight, I’m too wrong, to get right, But I cant wait forever, I’ve always been alone, A fool believes he’s clever.” ]
Tags: @17gnomes-in-a-trenchcoat 
A/N: idk how i feel abt this chapter??? idk also i promise i’ll get that smut out sooN
Part 3 can be found here
Part 5 can be found here


“…My master leads me by another road out of that serenity roar and trembling air of Hell. I pass from light into the kingdom of eternal night…”

You close the book, being sure to mark the page you left off at, then turn towards the man next to you. He is looking at you, though he looks as if he’s in a trance.

“I could listen to you for hours.”

“Well, you did,” you look towards the horizon, where the sun was setting, “It must be near dinnertime now, we should get going back to town.”

He stood, then offered a hand to help you up, which you gratefully accepted.

He helped you pack your things up and watched as you mounted your horse who was grazing nearby. You looked so peaceful. So gentle.

“Shall we go, then?”

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