horse roll

Running a game for some friends who have never played before. At one point this week they try to bluff their way into a hideout owned by the local mob, to try and rescue a PC who split the party and ended up getting kidnapped.

Ranger (ooc): I try to bluff my way in.
Ranger: I hear you offer ‘protection’ to the businesses here in town. We’re setting up a new shop and would hate to ‘upset’ any 'business partners’.
Thug at door: *suspicious* What kind of business?
DM: Roll a Deception check
Ranger: *panics* uh.. uh… I put shoes on horses! That one. Yeah!
*rolls the party’s first Nat20*
Thug: Come on in! *over shoulder* Hey boss, this lady says she’s one of them, uhh, whatchamacallit’s…
Ranger (ooc): *still panicking* What’s the fancy word for it… furry?
Everyone: …
Everyone:…
DM: …farrier?
Ranger: Farrier! I put horses on shoes!

We woke the neighbors because it was 1am, but it was worth it. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Gave the poor girl Inspiration.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Michiru taking Tomoyo under her lesbian wings

ok this was sent in before I asked for people to send in nice things but yo friend, this is a NICE THING.

Imagine them shopping. Perhaps the most beautiful thing about this is that it’s not Michiru taking Tomoyo shopping and like, buying her a gift or showing her the ropes or anything. NO, IT’S TWO HIGH FEMME QUEENS WITH LIMITLESS MONEY LAUNCHING A FULL SCALE PURCHASING ASSAULT ON EVERY BOUTIQUE AND DEPARTMENT STORE IN TOKYO. (if anything, it’s Tomoyo who helps steer Michiru away from questionable fashion tbh. also she’s got so many ideas for improving/altering/adding to what they find on her own. what a cutie).

Imagine Michiru inviting Tomoyo and Sakura out for tea/ice cream sodas at Crown with her and Haruka. Imagine these two little babies being shown that girls can love each other too - like they know about Touya and Yukito, of course, but there’s something really important about seeing two girls in love and in a relationship with each other for both of them, regardless of who they have crushes on at the moment or anything.

Imagine Michiru and Tomoyo performing duets, sometimes Michiru helps Tomoyo with her school festival performances, but imagine TOMOYO SINGING A SONG AT ONE OF MICHIRU’S CONCERTS AND GETTING SO MANY FANGIRLS.

IMAGINE WHEN TOMOYO FINDS OUT THAT MICHIRU IS A MAGICAL GIRL WARRIOR AND HARUKA IS THRILLED AT THE CHANCE OF HAVING SOMEONE RECORD A HIGHLIGHT REEL OF THEIR BADASS FIGHT MOMENTS SO SHE INVITES HER ALONG FOR SOME LOW-LEVEL YOUMA BATTLE AND TOMOYO JUST HAS STARS IN HER EYES THE ENTIRE TIME

m e a d o w // a playlist for the wildflowers

i. Reverie by Claude Debussy // ii. Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones // iii. Moon River by The Honey Trees // iv. La Vie En Rose by Daniela Andrade // v. Wasting My Young Years by London Grammar // vi. Home (EP Version) by Gabrielle Aplin // vii. The Girl With The Flaxen Hair by Claude Debussy // viii. Turning Page by Sleeping at Last // ix. The Words by Christina Perri // x. The Devil’s Tears by Angus & Julia Stone

(photo by Danielle Nelson- I just added the words. All rights and credit go to her!)

George Harrison and Alla Rakha, 1974

Requested: ridiculously cute pictures of George Harrison picspam 9/∞

“George [Harrison] was the kind of guy who wasn’t going to leave until he hugged you for five minutes and told you how much he loved you.” - Tom Petty, Rolling Stone, 17 January 2002 [x]

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The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses