horse flaps

  • Corrin: [in a crowd and can't find Hoshido siblings] This calls for drastic measures.
  • Corrin: [yells at max volume] CORRIN SUCKS!!
  • Hoshido siblings: [angry footsteps approach from across the room]
  • Corrin: There they are.
  • [Horse steps and wings flapping come from the other side of the room]
  • Corrin:
  • Corrin: Wait.
  • Corrin: sHIT—
  • Hoshido and Nohr siblings: whO THE FUCK—
  • people of color: -train horses using traditional techniques involving whips, ropes, flapping plastic bags-
  • white people: that's barbaric, those poor horses, those people should get trampled to death!
  • white natural horsemanship practitioners: -train horses using whips, ropes, flapping plastic bags-
  • white people: the whip is just an extension of the arm! it's about speaking the horse's language! the horse has to learn to respect you!
  • people of color: -use harsh bits, side reins to train-
  • white people: that's fucking horrible, I hope they get kicked in the face, the horses don't deserve this
  • white equestrians competing at international levels: -use harsh bits, draw reins, side reins, whips, chains over the nose or in the horses' mouths, photographed with horses with blue tongues and bloody mouths-
  • white people: any bit is harsh in the wrong hands! these are high-spirited, hot-blooded animals, how else do you expect to control them??
  • white equestrians using questionable training methods in order to win competitions: -get gold medals-
  • people of color using questionable training methods in order to further cultural traditions or make a living: -get death threats on the internet-