anonymous asked:

Your voice is so smooth and calming that you're one of the few horror channels I can comfortably watch bc I've no tolerance for things of a spooky nature and your butter smooth voice just gets me right through the horror stuff into the mystery bits that I love, as opposed to me covering the screen with one hand while anxiously looking around the room.

That’s an effect I never anticipated having through the channel, and I’ve had a lot of viewers tell me that. Always makes me marvel at what happens sometimes with making something–you just don’t really know what it’s going to do for sure. In any case, I’m very glad to make dark and scary places more welcoming for you to visit.

anonymous asked:

how would the us and sf skeles react to hearing that their s/o doesn't like going in haunted houses because the first and last time they went in, they ended up punching/fighting one of the workers inside when they jumped out and scared them? like- when i was little my school did this haunted house and one of my classmates jumped out from behind a corner and i ended up beating him up accidentally?? i got really freaked out an d ye AH I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE THA NK YOU

Ah, I’ve seen this ask before! Don’t worry friend, I too do not like going into haunted houses, despite my love for horror stuff. :’) 


– When Plum finds out you don’t like haunted houses, he’s relieved. He’s mostly glad for the fact that you won’t be dragging him into any - it’s no secret that he’s a bit of a scaredy bones when it comes to that sort of thing.

– Like the scientist he is though, he still asks you why. When you tell him, he pats your hand in sympathy. It’s a reaction he doesn’t blame you for, but he does offer to train you a little bit so you don’t lash out and just anyone who gives you a scare.

– He assures you that he’s never going to take you into one, and you do the same. Plum moves forward with the comforting knowledge that you won’t needlessly drag him into spooky places.


– Cherry just shrugs when you tell him about your reluctance. It’s cool, he’s not really into them anyway. And he’s not too keen on providing you or himself with nightmare fuel. He has enough of that.

– He doesn’t ask, so he finds out about why you don’t like it on the fly. The story makes him laugh, but not unkindly. It’s just funny picturing you react that way. 

– He does make a mental note to try and avoid scaring you with shortcuts, though, because he knows that his appearances can sometimes be pretty sudden. 


– Hunter thinks the fear is sort of… Pointless. But he knows that you haven’t lived the way he has, so he doesn’t voice that to you. He’ll just move on and never suggest going in to one.

– When you tell him the story of why, he approves. “GOOD, AT LEAST YOU HAVE AN INSTINCT TO DEFEND YOURSELF.” He’ll say. In his world, that sort of things saves your damn life. But he’ll caution against blindly attacking your opponent and train you himself so you can control your impulses.

– It makes him feel a little better to know that you wouldn’t completely helpless if scared out of your wits. He’s still going to keep an eye out for you at all times, though.


– Hound doesn’t quite understand the fear. He’s been in some really screwed up situations and seen a lot of horrible things, what with the resets and being in the Underground in general. But he soothes you regardless, letting you know that he’s not going to be asking you to go inside one with him anytime soon. 

– After hearing about why you’re freaked out, he nods. He thinks it’s great that you’d be able to react that way if someone jumped you. He does encourage you to run instead of fight though, whether it’s a haunted house or a real battle. 

– This is something he might begin pushing for more often. Flight over fight is preferable to him in most cases; he would rather flee and survive than risk injury. 


NN: We’ll take anything you’ve painted. Money’s no object.
EB: Really? Since when?
NN: Elise, I make six figures drinking blood on the net.
EB: Yeah, I know you do. I wish you didn’t.
NN: Why? It’s not cheating.
EB: Maybe not to you it isn’t.
KM: You know what, I’m just gonna leave you… um…

okay I hate to be that guy™ but like/rb if u post

•Invader Zim
•Samurai Jack
•Game Grumps
•Ghost BC & Classic Rock stuff ? Or you’re someone who rbs a lot of music that’s fine too
•Art / Aesthetics etc
•Horror stuff/preferably 80s stuff like Evil Dead
•Art tips n what not And I’ll check out your blog

  • gintoki's likes: sweets, alcohol
  • gintoki's dislikes: ghosts, horror stuff
  • gintoki: procrastinates on his jobs
  • gintoki: makes dirty jokes
  • gintoki: loves to nap
  • gintoki: has perpetually messy hair
  • me: wth gintoki is literally me
  • gintoki: is unrelenting in protecting what's important to him, drawing people to him with his natural light and compassion and treating them like family he never had
  • me: — and someone I aspire to be

Parody of  Karada Sagashi (horror manga) with me and my boyfriend haha.

If you don’t like horror stuff, please don’t search this manga online.

My Italian friend laughed so hard because this really look like us…especially me 😆


which character should you fight (ft. Gen 1 FE:A dudes)

Winner: You
look at this guy. look at his fashion choices. look at his nerd-ass lying on the ground in the smash trailer. someone needs to set this boy right. you may incur the wrath of everyone you dont want to fight but hey. do it for us. do it for all of humanity. (warning: he may try to marry you after. or before. or during.)

Winner: who do you fuckin think
why would you even think about fighting frederick why would that thought ever cross your mind i mean 1. have you seen him. he has grown ass men and seasoned warriors on their knees praying, tears or sweat - fuck if they know - dripping down their faces just from his workouts. he’s the one who has to carry the bullshit of an entire kingdom, including his lords. 2. it was his ass that carried your slovenly ass through the first four chapters of lunatic/+ so how about you show some fucking respect. get fredereckt

Winner: You
are you kidding me? punch him in the crumpet. take his tea and pour it out in front of him. you get some on your clothes? no problem, rip his godforsaken cravat off and mop it up. if you’re a girl you might get away with it. otherwise he might fuck you up. who cares, it’s worth it.

Winner: Stahl
fighting him will accomplish nothing. you’ll go up to him all ready for a tussle and he’ll glance over at you with a sleepy lopsided grin and a “oh hey, what’s up?” and that’s it. you’re done. you’ll lose all will to fight. his chill is contagious. and if you do somehow retain your fighting spirit? he’ll knock you flat on your ass. probably apologize too. it’ll be embarrassing for both of you. i mean the dude was trained by frederick after all. but i mean he’ll probably help you up and offer you food so idk. if you’re starving go for it.

Winner: 50/50
look, i know what you’re thinking. look at all those muscles. the dude is ripped. fight him anyway. do it. he’ll probably forget his axe somewhere so you probably wont die. fuck him up. someone has to for the abomination that is “teach just got tenure.” Let him atone.

Winner: Depends
If you aren’t a girl, you will be sliced into pieces so thin tharja might mistake you for her mesh body suit. if you are…. i mean you can try, but he’ll run. you can win if your cardio is good enough. go. chase him. Be Free.

Winner: You
okay he’s the nerdiest of nerds but he’s also a fucking child so. idk man you can fight him if you want but what’s the point. if anything getting beat up by you will fuel his teenage rage and he’ll keep it stewing inside himself until he’s big enough to fight back and then you’ll have to deal with years of pent of rage and a napoleon complex but on a full sized being and no one wants to play therapist in a scrap. it just isnt worth it. i mean unless you’re like itachi uchiha then by all means go ahead

Winner: You, but only with careful planning
ok so gaius isnt the toughest cookie, but he doesnt want to fight and he has access to the assassin class and i dont know about you but in my experience fighting assassins is no bueno. you get one punch in maybe if you’re lucky and take them by surprise but then youre dead and you cant fight for shit anymore. BUT if you take all his candy, his blood sugar will get low, making him weak and agitated. this is the optimal time to fight him. make sure he knows you’re the one who stole his candy. make sure he can smell the sugar on your breath. note: he may not spare your life if he gets the upper hand.

Winner: Gregor, but you win friendship
i’ll be frank, gregor will beat the everloving shit out of you and there is nothing you can do about it should you choose to fight him. he’ll do it laughing and smiling, not even realizing he broke three of your frail ribs with one pulled punch. but he will absolutely take you out for a round after and exchange drunken stories with you. so fight him. even if he refuses, pay him to fight you. he cant say no to money and nothing is more valuable than fire-forged friendships.

Winner: Libra
why the fuck do you want to fight the priest. fuck fine, you know what? fight him. see what happens. he’s the only one who will pray for your immortal soul while you bleed out. but guess what, jackass? the gods are gonna see you tried to fight a priest and they’re gonna send your ass to the void anyway

Winner: ???
man fuck i dunno what this guy’s deal is. on one hand he’s a dark mage genius who was raised by wolves and then sent to a horrific boarding school/orphanage making him literally the stuff horror films are made of. on the other he can be a pretty nice guy if you’re his friend and he’s kinda fucked up so he might let you win. his crows will probably peck you to death either way though so its a lose-lose situation.

Winner: Basilio
same deal as gregor, except basilio is hard-mode. he might accidentally kill you while you fight and his friendship is an even rarer flower. you gotta be charming. you gotta be smart. you gotta be somewhat strong. but if you do manage to get your ass beat and stay alive in such a way that he wants to grab a pint with you, take that beautiful budding friendship, hold it close to your breast and never let go

Winner: You
he’s by far the sorriest character you get at recruitment. if it weren’t for that pot on his head, a feather falling too hard could kill him. but he’s a farmer that works day in and day out just so his village can survive. do you really want to fight the paradigm of the wondrous and wholesome rural life we should all aspire to? you capitalist pig.

i hope i didn’t forget anyone

Mushy Stuff

“No mushy stuff!,” my parents would insist whenever I told them I was going on a date. I figured it was what parents had to say. No one wants to think about their kids having a sex life. Just like how kids don’t like to think of their parents having one.

So I went on my dates. And they were great. Lots of fun, countless good times, and yes, plenty of sex. Plenty of “mushy stuff,” as my parents were wont to say as I rolled my eyes to the ceiling.

Like any kid, I did my best to hide it from them. I was always careful. Protection was always involved - although with my most recent girlfriend, we sometimes took risks. Passion is a hell of a thing.

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Byun Baekhyun//True Colours

Originally posted by bakakhyunbacon

Summary: You attend a supernatural college, and after an eventful first meeting, you develop a heavy dislike for Baekhyun, as he’s your natural rival - a vampire. But things are strange for you, because as the months go by, you can’t figure out if you’re simply using the rivalry as an excuse to avoid facing your fears.
Scenario: college!AU, supernatural!AU, angst
Word Count: 7,599

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