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I love fashion. Fashion photography is one of my main inspiration. I watched Stranger Things season 2 and it was great.I thought a fashion shooting about what I really would make but sadly I’m still not working for Vogue. I don’t work for the magazine, so I decided to illustrate my idea, at least the first three shoots. I choose Gucci for the fashion style.
I really want show you the others I have in my mind, but I have to make before commissions people ask me, so please, show me your interest! If I can see you really enjoy my work, I can give priority to this illustrated fashion shooting! Just visit my profile on Ko-fi!
Thank you

My hard-of-hearing ass has some apology cards to write

Neighbor: so! you have a baby!

Me: yes! A lovely hairy baby today. (Turns to show baby)

(Neighbor’s cat is called the Schrodinger Cat)

Me: I saw Schrody waaaay down by the dentist yesterday!

Neighbor: that little bugger! Nine pounds two ounces.

Me: oh really? Not that little of a bugger then!

Neighbor: We’re thinking “Tesla” for a middle name.

Me: (laughs) wouldn’t that be a bit much?

Neighbor: oh… (looks sad) d'you really think?

Me: well, up to you really!

Neighbor: but yeah we just got back from hospital, it was wild, an emergency c-section.

Me: (stares into tunnel of horror)

Hamilton Chorus: Rewind… rewind… rewind…

(Minutes earlier)

Neighbor: so! We had the baby!

(Back to present)

Me: TESLA IS A GREAT MIDDLE NAME, HOLY SHIT SORRY ABOUT THE PREMATURE EARLY C SECTION, uh,

Me: WOULD - DO YOU WANT FOOD???

Me: DO YOU WANT A LASAGNA