I watched the New Zealand horror/comedy Fresh meat (2012) after a recommendation from an anon. 

   There’s some good original ideas throughout the film, and I definitely preferred it over the last New Zealand film I watched, which was Housebound (2014).

    There’s some good gore scenes, and I will definitely be doing some gifs.

   I found the comedy was more subtle than in your face, with a lot of it being in the form of irony.

   One thing that stood out for me was the effort that went into the special effects and set. The kill/meat preparation room would make Dexter Morgan drool.

   Some parts of the film lulled for me, so it probably won’t make my recommendations list, but it definitely wasn’t a bad movie.

  Fang rating: 6.5/10

anonymous asked:

Hi if you're not busy will u publish a list of your essential horror movies?????

The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Strangers (2008)
Re-Animator (1985)
Hellraiser (1987)
À l'intérieur (2007)
Haute Tension (2003)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Halloween (1978)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) personally i prefer the 2003 remake
Psycho (1960)
Eden Lake (2008)
Dawn of the Dead (2004) the 2004 remake is so good idc
Wolf Creek (2005)
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
The Ring (2002) yes i prefer the american remake over Ringu
The Loved Ones (2009)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
The Shining (1980)
Tusk (2014) this is more of a body-horror genre film but it terrified/disturbed me immensely
The Others (2001)
Låt den rätte komma in (2008)
Alien (1978) sci-fi horror but still a horror gem!!!
Aliens (1986) u cant put alien and NOT include aliens
The Exorcist (1973)
Misery (1990)
The Woman (2011)
The Descent (2005)
The Hills Have Eyes (2007)
Saw (2004)
The Evil Dead II (1987)
Scream (1996)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
The Fly (1986)
Friday the 13th (1980)
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
Carrie (1976)
The Sixth Sense (1999)
The Village (2004)
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Videodrome (1983)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Se7en (1995)
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Jaws (1975)
Funny Games (1997)
You’re Next (2011)
Slither (2006)
964 Pinocchio (1991)
Hostel (2005)
Frozen (2010)

holy shit that’s a lot. those are not like absolutely essential to everyone, but they’re my favorites. if u have any questions, ask me!!!!

The Signs Watching Horror Movies
  • Aries:Doesn't really bother them
  • Taurus:Hiding their face discreetly but pretending they're watching
  • Gemini:Claiming they anticipated every jump scare but they're the one shaking the most
  • Cancer:Checking under the bed for monsters...and just about everywhere else
  • Leo:"Oh no, I'm not scared of horror movies!" *sobbing*
  • Virgo:Constant screaming
  • Libra:They get through it but have terrible nightmares from it
  • Scorpio:Laughing
  • Sagittarius:Terrified but alive
  • Capricorn:"itsnotrealitsnotrealitsnotREEEEEAAALLL!!!!!!"
  • Aquarius:Thinking every movie that says "based on a true story" is actually based on a true story
  • Pisces:Literally running in the other direction at even the slightest mention of a horror movie