horrible tease

i see a lot of hanzo being a jerk to mccree in the mchanzo fandom, and im here to gently remind you that its canon that mccree and hanzo not only get along, but are firm friends, and choose to spend time with each other, because they enjoy being around each other

What Are Friends For? {Remus Lupin x Reader} *REQUESTED*

For you, anon! 3 requests down. 1 more to go!

Enjoy!

Sunday afternoons with (Y/n) were mostly spent outdoors, trying to explore the secluded places around the school. (Y/n) did not mind this since she loved being away from all the drama in school and it was the only time she really gets to spend with her boyfriend, Remus Lupin, alone.  

She sat on the checkered blanket he had set up for their picnic by the lake while Remus lied down with his head on her lap.

“How are you today, love?” He smiled, looking up at his girl.

“Splendid, darling. What about you?”

“Good!” He chuckled, opening his mouth as she popped a tiny chocolate in his mouth. His lips closed around the tip of her finger, making her giggle.

“No biting!” She laughed, drawing back her hand and wiping it on her dress. Remus sat up and took a tiny chocolate as well, holding it between his fingers.

“Alright, now it’s your turn.” He smirked and as his hand came close to her lips, he suddenly popped it in his mouth at the last second. She frowned at him while he began to laugh.

“That’s not fair!” She whined.

“Again, again. But this time, close your eyes and open your mouth when I tell you to.”

(Y/n) raised her brow at him suspiciously. “You’re not gonna put a pebble in my mouth now, are you?”

“Of course not. Now close your eyes.”

She did as she was told and waited for his instruction. She wanted to keep one eye open to see what he was trying to do when she felt him kiss her lips lightly.

She opened her eyes and saw the smirk on his face.

“So where’s the chocolate?”

“Come on, you didn’t find that at least a bit sweet?”

“Well, I wasn’t able to taste anything. Maybe you should try again.”

“Now, you’re just playing with me.”

(Y/n) laughed at Remus who pretended to look angry, his arms crossed and his lips in a cute pout. She wrapped her arms around him and lied down on the blanket with him, watching the clouds move slowly. Remus pulled her closer to him, nuzzling his nose in her hair.

“You know, when I was a kid, I thought the cotton candy was stolen from the clouds.” She said, making him lift his head and look at her amusingly.

“Mm, you know what I think?”

“What?”

“I think your parents stole the stars and placed them in your eyes.”  Remus smiled, twirling her hair around his finger. She snorted at his pick up line and rolled her eyes.

“Haha. Try again.”

“Hm, I think your parents stole the–”

“Seriously? What is it with my parents stealing things?” She grinned at him.

“Because you stole my heart, (Y/n).” Remus said with a straight face. (Y/n) watched him and tried to bite her lip to force herself from smiling but she could not take it. She chuckled and felt her cheeks blush at his words.

“That was very smooth, Lupin.”

He smiled and kissed her lips once more which she returned passionately. She gave him one last tiny peck before checking the time.

“Do you think we should go back?”

“Yeah, the boys might get suspicious already. I told them I was in the library and James might find out I’m not there.”

(Y/n) nodded understandably, beginning to pack away their things and the checkered blanket. Remus helped her out and the two walked together hand in hand before stopping at the front of one of the school’s entrance.

“Next week again?” He asked to which (Y/n) smiled and nodded again.

“Sunday. See you around, love.” She placed a kiss on his cheek and waved goodbye.

He blushed at the gesture and went back to the Gryffindor common room where his friends sat by the fire. James was the first to notice the smile on Remus’s face which he tried to hide.

“You look a little happy there, Moony. Did you find little red riding hood on her way to her granny’s house?”

“No, just the same red haired girl who won’t go out with you.” Remus countered, sitting on one of the empty chairs.

“Oooh, burn, Prongs!”

“Shut up, Padfoot.”

“I just went to the library to read,” Remus said, smiling once more as he pictured the smile on (Y/n)’s face and her beautiful (h/c) hair.

“Moony, you’re doing it again,” Peter said, watching his friend with amusement.

“Doing what?”

“You’re a bad liar, Moony. No, you’re a horrible liar.” Sirius teased.

“You’re fancying someone!” James smirked. “Come on, lovewolf. Who is it?”

“No one!”

“Oh, I think I know who it is! It’s (Y/n), isn’t it?” Peter said, bouncing on his chair excitedly.

“Wow, Peter. Thanks for ratting me out.” Remus rolled his eyes.

“So it is true!” James said. “You fancy her!”

“Yes!”

“Have you snogged her yet?” Sirius asked. The question caught Remus off guard and without hesitation, he answered a loud “Yes” before realizing he had slipped his own secret. The boys snorted and laughed while Remus hid his blushing face with a pillow.

“Lovewolf, lovewolf!” James chanted, “Think we should name you that, instead!”

“Fuck off, Prongs.”

“Mind your language, swearwolf.”

“Maybe we should also call (Y/n) something. Like Mrs. Moony! Or Mrs. Lovewolf!”

“Can we stop with the lovewolf, please?” Remus complained from behind the pillow.

“Can’t quite hear you, Moony. What did you say?”

“I said, can we stop with the–”

“Oh, Remus! Where are thou Remus?” James said in a high pitched voice, ignoring his friend’s muttering. “Oh, yes! Remus! Right there!”

James started to moan loud, enough to be heard from outside. Sirius joined him and the two began to create random noises while Peter laughed at the two.  

“You two disgust me.” Remus removed his pillow and waited for the two to calm down from their antics. After sharing a last laugh, they stopped and sat on the chair where Remus was.

“So, I take it, you really love her?” James asked.

“Of course I do. I’m just worried how she’ll feel about our relationship now publicized.”

“Nobody knows excepts us, you know.” Sirius said.

“Well, you were moaning my name earlier so I’m pretty sure the whole castle knows by now.”

“Even so, you think we won’t hex them if they say something?”

“Padfoot’s right. I think we should celebrate this and maybe next time, I can also join you with my future–”

“And nonexistent.”

“–wife!” James finished and glared at Sirius.

“We got your back, Moony!” Peter smiled, patting his friend’s shoulder. “Don’t worry about it.”

Remus shook his head with a smile and ran his fingers through his hair. Despite how idiotic and troublesome his friends could be, they were like his family and now that they know about his relationship with (Y/n), he couldn’t help but feel happy and satisfied with the people he cared most about.

REQUESTS ARE TEMPORARILY CLOSED

Photograph

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Word Count: 2,000

Request: I feel really dumb and embarrassed for asking this but do you write song fics at all? If you do, would you be willing to write a Steve fic using the song “Photograph” by Ed Sheeran? Maybe set it around Christmas time? It can be smutty or non smutty, it’s completely your pic!

Warnings: Softcore smut, oral sex, face sitting, unprotected sex, ridiculous amounts of fluff

Author’s Note: I wanted to dedicate this one to my good friend @gstaceys, who’s having heart surgery on Wednesday. She’s one of the kindest people I have ever met, and I think she’d be perfect with Steve for that reason. We love you Chrissy, and I hope you like this. ❤

Originally posted by papertownsy


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Celebration Day 2 Debrief

And so we start with day 2!

Intro/ Concert Footage

This time we had a morning session so we were the first ones to go through the agenda. Damaris came out once again and we did a moment of silence for P, followed by a moment of celebration as well where we SCREAMED for our professor.

A couple of great quotes from Damaris :

“A year ago we all gained an ancestor.”

“Be proud that your love for Prince is greater than your sorrow.”

“Even if you never touched him you still felt him.”

The concert footage this time with something that we were all ready and not ready to see… Piano and a Microphone Gala footage from the very first show at Paisley Park. Tough because that concert took place on the very stage that we were seated in front of, but it was gentle because he was amazing and playful and very chatty… And have to be honest….Very very sexy on purpose. A Charming Savage to the very end. 💜🕊️

Revolution Panel

Great moments…

When helping Wendy deal with her first show, the best advice he ever gave her : “When you’re nervous like that, use that feeling. Cut your body and mind in half and you’ll play right on or behind the beat, that’s where the funk is.”

Prince didn’t go to the acting or dance class the rest of the band members had to go to.

To them it was strange to see him riding a motorcycle because it wasn’t really his vibe.

Around the World in a Day was completed before the Purple Rain tour.

Prince liked fried egg sandwiches made by Lisa.

He drove a Fiat at that time.

He didn’t like turning cars off and just left them running for hours. He also encouraged others to do the same, saying that he’d pay for the wasted gas.

Break

Mostly uneventful but I did get an NPG tamourine as a companion for my symbol one! Just need the 3121 one to complete the collection!

Iconography Panel

With Steve Parke, Afshin Shahidi, and Randee St Nicholas.

Both Afshin and Steve fell into their jobs doing things that were not related to their actual talents. In true Prince fashion he saw something in them and developed a new talent and livelihood for both of them.

The 3121 cover was shot in the Green Room at the BET Awards by Afshin.

This image was Prince seriously getting out of car at 5 a.m. 

It wasn’t staged. Randee basically followed him around during the 21 nights residency and most of the images were just taking pictures of Prince being Prince. She shot him every night between 2 a.m. and 9 a.m. for 3 weeks straight.

The planet Earth cover was shot at 2 a.m. at an after-party by Afshin…With Steve Parke magic on top!

The cover was approved in about two seconds in a limo as he was leaving for the Alma Awards.

Also SUPER shout out to Randee for this shot from the 21 Nights book (please buy it if you don’t have one. The poem that goes with it is the most teasing….And horrible….And wonderful….). Extra super shout out for her having a large version of this on display as part of this panel…

Next…Ladies and gentlemen…The Revolution!

Not too much to say here of course they killed it! Stokely Carmichael of Mint Condition stepped in to sing some lead vocals for some of the songs. Susanna Melvoin also traded lead vocals with Wendy on songs as well.

Special shout-out for Roadhouse Garden, an interpolation of Mutiny, and bringing Our Destiny out of the vault as a lesson in Musicology.

Today easily could have gone a different way…and I really appreciated that it was super joyful, celebratory, and really just a big party. Fantastic job to the staff!

{Reaction} Monsta X finding out you’re crushing on I.M.

Trigger Warning: Use of swear/curse words and mentions of smut themes.
Note: If you have any suggestions for reactions (Monsta X or any other Korean pop band group) then you can send me a message via inbox or on the private messenger to request! 

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/images used. 

Lee Minhyuk

Originally posted by beastdw

Being your best friend, Minhyuk knew about your crush on Changkyun before you even knew it yourself. He would tease you every now and again about it before you told him, but after you confirmed his suspicions, he started teasing you about it a lot more.

Minhyuk: “See? I knew it! You can’t keep secrets from me {y/n}, I know you better than you know yourself.”



Yoo Kihyun

Originally posted by wonhontology

Kihyun found out about your crush on Changkyun from another member and felt a sense of happiness from it. He knows how good you are and how well you and Changkyun would be as a couple. Though despite knowing all this, he won’t tell you or admit it out loud. Instead he teases you about your crush and always finds amusement in the redness that takes over your cheeks.

Kihyun: “{y/n} and I.M. lying on a bed f-u-c-k-i–”

{y/n}: “Kihyun literally shut up he might hear you!”

Kihyun: “That’s the point, {y/n} I want him to hear.”

{y/n}: “You’re the worst." 



Shin Ho Seok/ Wonho 

Originally posted by dhjung

Wonho was sharpish in figuring out your secret affection towards his band mate and is possibly the worst member for reading you about it. For a long time he knew you were acting strange, but couldn’t place his finger on it. That was until one afternoon when you were all hanging in the dorms. Changkyun dropped his wallet and your eyes lingered on his bent over butt for a second too long, making Wonho smirk as he leant over to whisper in your ear

Wonho: “I saw that, {y/n}.” *pulls away smirking*

He didn’t stop making cringworthy hints for the rest of the day, just because he found amusement in seeing you flustered. (”Hey {y/n}. I.M. treats his girls like homework, slams them on the desk and does them all night long” and “Hey {y/n}, I.M. might not go down in history, but he’ll go down on you” are just a few of the horrible lines he teased you with when Changkyun couldn’t hear.)



Son Hyun Woo/ Shownu 

Originally posted by allbout-starshiplanet

Shownu was the most suprosed out of all the members when he found out about your crush on the maknae on the group. But since he is the ‘Dad’ of the group, he takes it upon himself to have “the talk” with you about the state of this new development. 

Shownu: “… And he won’t be out any later than 10pm on weekdays. Also, you are not permitted to-”

{y/n}: “Shownu… Firstly, you’re not his actual Dad, and secondly it’s just a crush, I doubt he feels the same about me.

Shownu: “Oh come on {y/n} you and I both know both of those statements are untrue.” 



I.M.

Originally posted by wonkyuns

Changkyun has had his suspicions about your feelings for a while. He had liked you for the longest time, so when you seemed a lot shyer around him, and the guys started acting very teasing around the two of you, he was starting to wonder if this was all coming from you feeling the same way as he did. His thoughts were finally confirmed when he overheard a conversation between you and Minhyuk. He spent the rest of the day grinning stupidly as he went out to buy some flowers to offer you when he would finally confess to the feelings he had kept bottled up for a very long time.

Changkyun: “I got these for you {y/n}. They’re no where near as beautiful as you, but I hope you like them anyway.” 



Chae Hyungwon 

Originally posted by sonhyunwoomx

Hyungwon had been slightly disappointed when he found out how you felt about his band member since he had liked you for a while himself. Even though he feels a little heart broken over the sitation, he won’t let it hurt his friendshio with either you or Changkyun.

Hyungwon: “If he makes you happy, that’s all that matters to me {y/n}” 



Lee Jooheon

Originally posted by honeypup

When Jooheon finds out about your crush on the maknae, he finds it ver amusing and takes the opportunity to embarrass you as much as possible before you confess our feelings to him. He doesn’t make cringe worthy lines like Wonho, he does all the talking with his expressions. Whenever I.M. does something that could be considered hot (bending over, his shirt riding up…) Jooheon would send you a wink, or lick his lips to implicate something more and then would laugh at your flustered response.

I.M.: *Stretches his arms up, making his shirt lift and reveal his torso.*

Jooheon: *Licks his lips, looking at you with smirk*

{y/n}: *Blushing* “Jooheon, I swear to god, I will hit you-!”

I.M.: *Confused* Am I missing something?

anonymous asked:

can i request a reaction from 76 and reaper with a s/o has a sensitive neck and ears and tries to act nothing happens?

Soldier 76


  • He respects your weak spots
    • Only using it when the two of you are in private
    • He’s not one for PDA regardless
  • However, he enjoys watching you squirm
    • Pretending that his gentle puffs weren’t making your face horribly red
    • He’ll tease you

Reaper


  • He doesn’t have any respect for it
    • Appearing behind you when you’re in the middle of conversations and will brush a smoky tendril across it
    • Just enough that you feel it
    • Making you stutter
  • It’s open season when the two of you are being intimate
    • Your neck covered in hickeys the next day
    • You blushing whenever someone points it out

anonymous asked:

(prompt) how about maggie discovering alex wears glasses (as chyler wears them in rl) and how maggie finds it really cute

Things were different with Alex.

They actually dated, for starters. When they didn’t hang out at the bar, they went to restaurants, saw movies and on one occasion, spent the evening at an indoor rock-climbing place. They chatted and they laughed but, most importantly, they got to know each other, what they were really like when they weren’t all guns and badges. It was nice and it was new. The last girl Maggie had properly dated was Emily. Any and all of the relationships that had followed had started physical and ended quickly and, predictably, nastily.

Maggie always knew that Alex would be more than just a month-long fling.

Maggie always knew that she liked Alex in a way that she had never felt before, a way that absolutely terrified her.

They took things slow, going on many dates before they had sex.

Getting to know Alex Danvers was fun and exciting and it made Maggie gradually lower her walls. After six weeks of dating, Maggie had never felt more at ease with anyone than she did with Alex. In past relationships, Maggie would have balked at the thought of spending a whole night cuddling. Sex was fine but stuff like cuddling always felt too lovey-dovey, too intimate. Yet here she was, in Alex’s apartment on a Friday night in her fluffy fleece pyjamas, under Alex’s duvet, looking forward to a night of kisses and cuddles. Alex had had a crappy day at work and had said she wasn’t in the mood for anything more and Maggie didn’t mind in the slightest – with Alex, she loved all the lovey-dovey and intimate stuff.

After what seemed like an eternity, Alex emerged from her bathroom in pyjamas and glasses. The sight made Maggie smile, and made her unable to tear her eyes away.

‘You’re staring.’

‘You’re wearing glasses,’ Maggie replied, pointing out an obvious, yet to her new, piece of information. A wonderful piece of information – a wonderful discovery. ‘And it’s, uh, kinda a turn on.’

Unconvinced, Alex shuffled under the duvet with narrowed eyes behind her black rims. ‘Are you making fun of me?’

Maggie was quick to shoot down that idea, her heart sinking at how she could have made Alex feel uneasy with her eyes and her comment because it was a turn on and she didn’t want her to think that it was anything but. So she ended up rambling. ‘No, God no! I just think you look cute with them. Sexy.’

‘Hyperopia is sexy?’

Maggie frowned. ‘Hyper-what?’

‘Farsighted! Hyperopia is the clinical term for farsightedness.’

‘Oh, okay that makes sense. And yeah, with those glasses, it’s sexy as hell.’ Somehow they made Alex Danvers even more gorgeous and Maggie feel even luckier. ‘So you wear contacts normally?’

‘It’s much more practical for work. At home though, it’s glasses,’ Alex said, stretching her arms above her head, something that Maggie had soon discovered she did every night before bed. ‘Do you really think I look cute?’

‘Hella cute. And hella sexy.’

Alex’s smile was shy. ‘Wow, okay. It’s just I was teased horribly at school because of them.’

‘If I saw any of those people now, I would punch them,’ Maggie remarked. ‘But I do mean it, you look even more beautiful with them.’ Maggie pulled her phone from its charger and nestled into Alex’s side. ‘Smile Danvers. I want a picture with my sexy ass girlfriend in her glasses.’

They did a normal selfie, followed by a goofy one and, for the last one, Maggie put her lips on Alex’s cheek. It was a tough call between the first and the last but the first one with their content smiles won and became the wallpaper on Maggie’s phone – the deciding factor being how much Maggie knew the boys at the precinct would rib her for the last one if they ever saw it.

Maggie purposely zoomed in in the photo, so that Alex was all but the focus. The centrepiece. And the masterpiece. ‘God, you’re gorgeous.’

‘Oh shush,’ Alex said, trying to hide her blushes by hiding her face in Maggie’s shoulder.

‘Never, Danvers. Never.’

send me sanvers/supercorp prompts

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Sunday 23rd April, 2017.

Today was a full circle moment for me as I was sat in the exact same seat I did for my very first show. I had to laugh because people always ask me how I’m not bored of it yet but as I sat there in that small squeaky seat, with my stomach full of butterflies and my face aching from all the smiling, I can honestly say this show was just as magical the seventh time as it was the first ♥︎

Oh and before I start, I just want to say that today’s part two was one of the best performances I’ve seen from Anthony. He’s always a delight to watch but today he was something else. I’m so glad I scraped the empty barrel that is now my bank account to see him again!

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anonymous asked:

The "I wish..." fanfic thing.... I wish you would write a fic where... we get the story behind that gorgeous corset/panty set Steve has (your art) that Bucky clearly loves so much. Did Bucky buy it as a gift? because STARS AND STRIPES? and did Steve groan because "aww Buck, whyyyy? no I'm not wearing that." "Oh babe, you'd look so beautiful in it.. because damn those tits..." OR was it Steve surprising Bucky? Buck coming home and Steve is just.. waiting for him in it, and... and.. I NEED TO KNOW

*shifts* Well… it might be that.. uuhhh… such a story has already been written….and is still sitting unposted in my fanfic folder… In two chapters.

I’m not saying it is (even though yeah, it totally is) but it might be so.

So… uuhhh… I’m just gonna go ahead and post that then some day soon? Maybe? I get a feeling that might be the correct action to take in this scenario.

anonymous asked:

Let's assume that 2D has a crush on Reader. Scenario where he walks in to the bathroom while his crush is taking a shower :3

~ 2D has liked you for a while now, the rest of the band members tease him horribly for it, Murdoc especially. He’ll go out of his way just to flirt with you, it drives 2D mad, but he’s still too scared to say anything to you because of past experiences. A lot of times he’ll run away to his bedroom to calm down before being able to face you again.

~ It confused for you the longest as to why 2D always ran away anytime Murdoc spoke to you, you felt bad. You were friends with Murdoc, too. You sighed and went to your room to get ready for bed, trying not to think too much about 2D. You grabbed your pajamas out of the drawer and headed to the bathroom to shower. You always left the door cracked when you showered because all of the hot steam in the bathroom made you feel claustrophobic. You striped off your clothes and threw them into a corner. When you stepped into the hot water, you sighed. It felt so nice and you could just feel your worries flowing down the drain.

~ After 2D calmed down, he decided that he should go try to find you to apologize. He nervously shuffled down the hallway and noticed steam coming from the bathroom door. He walked over to the door and peeped inside. He saw your clothes in the corner and pushed the door open even more. 2D isn’t the brightest boy in the world so he assumed that you had gone to change into new clothes. So he walked over to the toilet to have a quick bathroom break. You heard to toilet seat being flipped up and you stuck your head out of the shower curtain. You see 2D and giggle, “Occupied!” 2D nearly screamed. He quickly turned around and stuck his giblets back into his pants. “Sorry! I didn’ know ya was in here!”

~ You smirked at him and said, “No, it’s okay.” 2D’s face was getting so red and he was trying to avoid eye contact. He thought his life couldn’t get any worse, but he lives with Murdoc Niccals and Murdoc noticed 2D in the bathroom with you in the shower. “Oh 2D! Ya finally told y/n ya liked ‘em!” He walked in and threw an arm around his shoulders. 2D hid his face in his hands and you raised an eyebrow. Murdoc laughed and you cleared your throat, “He sure did, and now he’s about to join me in the shower.” You winked at 2D and his eyes got wide. Murdoc snickered and walked out, closing the door behind him.

~ “Fanks for dat.” 2D said. “Honey, I was serious.” You winked again. 2D’s face lit up as he ripped off his clothes. This was gonna be fun.

B.A.P Neck Kisses

anon asked:  omg PLEASE do neck kisses with bap I WILL SCREEECH

A/N: *puts in earplugs* WARNING: NSFW-ish?

Other Versions:  VIXX   2PM

Yongguk – This may seem weird but hear me out. It’d end up being about trust for him. Gukkie takes a while to open up to somebody. People who have an innate desire to protect their real selves from others subconsciously express that through body language. Making himself vulnerable, even symbolically, would go against his instincts and wouldn’t come easy. So in a relationship he’d be much more into kissing and groping before taking that step. Only when he’s ready to let you in would he allow you access and it would mean that you’ve also earned more of his trust. That in itself would be sexy for him, not only to open himself up to you but for you to accept his affection that way as well.

Himchan – Ok, your neck? Is his home. Whether he’s stressed or happy that’s where his face is going to go and how he treats it would be an excellent indicator of his mood. First thing he’s going to do is sweep you up in a big hug, nuzzling your neck while he does so. If he’s having a bad day he’s just going to stay there and breathe you in. If he’s in a good mood he may nip playfully here or there to get a laugh. But if he’s feeling a certain type of way expect small kisses along your collarbone to feel out if you’re of a like mind. If you don’t pull away the kisses will get more intense and travel up to your jaw. Depending how worked up he is there may be a love bite or two.  

Daehyun – Do whatever you want with him. Seriously. He’d be open to licking, biting, hickeys, kissing, collars it’s all good just give him the lovin’. He’d take affection in any and every way he could get from you and he’d be a horrible tease with his own. When he’s being rational he’d hesitate when it came to visible marks but caught up in the moment he’s not going to care. And that’s not to say all kissing along the neck would be sexual. Sometimes it could be lazy affection while lying in bed watching TV or just coming down from being passionately intimate and wants to express his love for you in a more tender way.

Youngjae – Would initially think he’d much prefer to give them than receive so he’d take the lead in that regard. But once you laid some of your own on him he’d absolutely melt. He’d be so surprisingly sensitive to your kisses it’d get him from flirty to panting in no time. Congratulations you’ve just discovered his kryptonite. If you trail gentle kisses along his neck or collarbone he’d barely be able to hold himself still. Breathing hard and joints all rubbery he’d want to carry things further. In the future if he kisses your neck it could be about him feeling arduous or he may be trying to prompt you to return the favor without having to ask.

Jongup – If you were out in public, nothing would happen to your neck or anything else on your body. In private though he’d be much more relaxed and into exploring. His favorite way to kiss your neck would be while he was on top of you. His mouth would feather kisses along your neck so slowly it’d make you crazy. When a frustrated noise escaped your lips or you clung to him, his hips would involuntary hitch into yours. But he’d be perfectly, maddeningly content to take things at a languid pace to work you up into a frenzy. Not because he’s playing games, but he wants to take his time touching and tasting as much of you as he can.

Zelo – This would take a little bit for him to get used to. Junhong is experiencing a lot of things for the first time and as much as he wants to get physical with a person he has to get in his comfort zone about it. He’d much rather kiss your neck first and get comfortable that way, leisurely exploring your neck and searching for spots that make you moan. Once he gets confident in his abilities he’d be much more open to receiving from you. He’d still have that moment of feeling embarrassed but it’d only take two seconds of feeling your lips on his skin to forget feeling awkward. ​

Mental Break

Originally posted by namxingruinedme

Featuring: Namjoon/Rap Monster (BTS)
Genre: Smut
By: Admin L

A/N: This took almost my entire life to write lol I apologize. Warnings for smoking, so if you’re not about that, don’t click!

‘You know what you need?’ you began. ‘You just need something to take your mind off of everything.’

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Yoongi - Prank War

Pairing - Yoongi x Reader 

Type - Humour and Fluff 

Inspired by Dean’s and Heize’s “And July” MV. Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS INTELLIGENT LITTLE FLUFFBALL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIN SUGA! 

P.s - The ending isn’t that great but I hope you have fun reading this.  

Originally posted by buy-me-jams


You weren’t a fan of pranks. The whole of concept of pranking didn’t sit well with you. Yeah it was fun watching people trick each other but you never wanted to be involved in such antics, and luckily Yoongi thought the same too. But you never understood why the two of you got dragged into a legitimate prank war and were so entangled in it that neither of you backed down.

It was a just another normal, busy day for the boys and yourself. Being their manager, you were running around the waiting room rechecking everything while Jungkook, Jin and Namjoon got their makeup done. Taehyung and Jimin were goofing around like they usually did and Yoongi and Hoseok caught up on their much needed sleep.

What poor Jimin didn’t realise that the water fight he was having with Taehyung had woken Yoongi up. The even more unfortunate Tae slipped on the water and fell on the floor; the bottle from his hand flew and landed on Yoongi’s lap, drenching his hair, face and shirt in the process.

Time froze temporarily for the three of them. Jimin hurriedly pulled Taehyung to his feet as the two of them stared at the scene before them in shock. Yoongi, now fully awake, turned his face to look at the boys with a surprisingly calm expression. But the maknaes knew better. They knew their hyung way too well to be familiar with that calm facade. Taehyung gulped and opened his mouth to defend himself. Yoongi shut his eyes in annoyance, huffed and raised his finger to shush the child.

Just then you ran into then room, phone in a hand and a water bottle in the other. Jimin, on noticing your presence, whispered something in Tae’s ear at which both snickered evilly.

“Who was the cause of this?” Yoongi asked, his demeanour eerily calm.

“NOONA!” Jimin and Taehyung yelled simultaneously, pointing at your disoriented self.

“Jagi?” Yoongi said, looking at you in shock.

“W-What? Yah don’t be believe these kids,” you exclaimed, glaring at the mischievous boys. When you didn’t get in reply from your significant other except for a death glare, you knew he fell for the trick.

“Don’t tell me you believe them Yoongi-yah!” you scoffed disbelievingly.

“I’m not saying anything Jagi but all i can tell you is,” he paused as he stood up, walked to you, pulled you by the waist and whispered in your ear, “better watch your back.”

You were way too disoriented to even stutter a word. Partly because your boyfriend who usually wouldn’t fall for such tricks, actually believed these kids and the other reason being, even after three years for dating this boy, being in such close proximity left you feeling breathless.

You turned to Taehyung and Jimin and whacked both of their heads before walking away, muttering to yourself about how it was time that the Bangtan members would grow up.

You should’ve listened to Yoongi. You should’ve taken his warning seriously. But it was too late. You had already taken a spoonful of the salty cereal. You paused as your eyes widened the slightest but noticing the satisfied smirk on Yoongi’s face, you let your lips stretch into an uneasy smile, trying to hide your distaste.

“It tastes wonderful Jagiya. So much love in the morning, eesh I’m not used to all of this,” you said, plastering a fake smile on your face as you tried to consume the rather brackish cereal.

“I’m glad you liked it so much. I don’t mind doing this daily, just for you,” Yoongi smirked, a smug look on his face.

“Just wait baby, I’m getting your Jordans next,” you whispered through a mouthful of your breakfast and feigned happiness.

“Sorry I didn’t quite catch that,” your partner asked.

“Nothing babe, just thanking the heavens above,” you paused, looking at the ceiling to prove your point and turned to the boy in front of you, “for such an amazing and thoughtful boyfriend.” You lips slipped into yet another sickly sweet smile.

You bit your tongue trying to stifle your laughter when you heard Yoongi yell frustratedly from his room.

“What did you do Noona?” Hoseok asked, “he’s been screaming and cursing like this for thirty minutes now.”

“Nothing serious Hobi,” you said feigning innocence, “I might’ve put glue in his shoes.”

Hoseok gasped in surprise. “Noona you know how much he loves those shoes right?” he said, genuinely worried about you now.

“You’re making me feel guilty now Hobi,” you frowned but then remembered about your ruined breakfast, “but he knows how much I love my cereal. He called this on himself.”

“Y/N-AH COME HERE NOW!” Yoongi yelled from his room, his voice resonating throughout the dorm.

Hoseok and yourself cringed at the his annoyed voice but you made no movement to go and see your struggling partner. Instead you curled against the pillows of the couch and looked pleadingly at Hoseok.

He simply shrugged and pulled you to your feet. “I can’t help you Noona. Go see what he wants or else he’s going to get even more angry.”

After that you were either treated like a ghost or teased horribly by Yoongi. For two weeks that too. No kisses, no cuddles, and lord have mercy, no hugs. But you were already planning your revenge. 

It was a few weeks later. They were in Daegu for a showcase and with just an hour left for Yoongi’s birthday, you had planned something that would help you get back at him for those weeks of torture and well, something equally sweet.

With the help of the other boys, you had set up everything. You had kept five alarm clocks, all under Yoongi’s bed, set to ring at midnight.

Sure enough, five minutes after twelve, sleepy and a very displeased looking Yoongi barged into your room. His annoyed expression melted into a small smile when Namjoon and the other members rushed to him with a cake as you and Hoseok started singing “SOPE-ME”.  

You could see Yoongi visibly cringe at your voice but he laughed nevertheless. After your short and unharmonious performance, you let everyone wish Yoongi personally.

You watched from the back, as the boys took turns to wish him but Yoongi’s eyes never left yours for way too long. When it was your turn, you lightly pecked him on the cheek and hugged him. 

“That was so disgusting but I really liked it. Thank you so much jagi,” he whispered. You could feel the sincerity and love from his voice which made you smile. “But babe I think you should stick to mild rapping at home.”

You laughed- hugging him even more tightly- and whispered,  

“Happy Birthday Min Yoongi.”

things that happened after the events of aaddtsotu

  • dante and ari went on many, adorable, shitty dates. dante found out it’s not just girls who like it when you buy them milkshakes
  • gina didn’t find out they were dating until she, ari and susie were talking about kissing boys and she was like “what would u know” and ari was like well, actually
  • honestly as much as i love this book sometimes i wish it was set later because can you imagine dante and aristotle’s text converations
  • dante and gina become best friends. ari jokes about dante trying to replace him. dante and gina gossip about ari a lot
  • dante is more effected by homophobic comments in public than he shows
  • they get high in the desert and make out. dante didnt expect this to happen since he kinda Broke up with his dealer but ari was like “you left him to die in an alley if you dont do this i will break your legs”
  • when they get married, dante’s little sister is the flower girl
  • ari contemplates the fact that they figured out they were gay with each other and theyre still dating. what if theyre doing the whole gay thing all wrong and they dont know bc theyve never dated anyone else? dante says speak for yourself ari, it’s not his fault u suck at being gay
  • ari buys dante a pair of those water shoes for his birthday so he can wear shoes on the swim team. dante is horribly offended
  • dante’s arms start to heal. he always had more secrets then he let on
  • dante talks about his reaction to first seeing ari got really hot with all those muscles. ari is so embarrassed
  • dante is a very demanding boyfriend. he insists that ari has to “grill him a cheese” and ari is like oh my god you lazy ass do it yourself
  • ari saved all the letters dante wrote him from chicago, even the horribly embarrassing ones. he teases dante about them later
  • they probably go on roadtrips and shit together. fucking losers
  • dante discovers how easy it is to make ari blush. he has such a good time with this
  • dante quits his job at the drugstore. his dad pesters him about getting a job. dante explains he doesn’t need a job, dad, he’ll just marry ari for the money