horrible horrible feenz

FANDOM PROBLEMS the name of the band
  • Korean fandom: And their name is synonym of quality. I mean, Best Absolute Perfect. They are just. Like. Best Absolute Perfect, no?
  • J-pop fandom: They got the first letter on their surnames and it's like. Gah. The best band ever where the first letter is even the lead of the group and even though now one of them is selling sandwich in some McDonald somewhere in Alaska it still makes sense 'cause Kamenashi can take on his shoulder the weight of the group and so many feeling AND AKAKAME FOREVER OKAY? FOREVER YOU FUCKERS!
  • Eito: So, they get their name from a channel of a local tv. Then they realized how stupid was the whole thing and decided to turn it into the Mugendai crap.
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom:
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: But now ∞ stands for BOOBS so it's totally fine.
FANDOM PROBLEMS the importance of the MC
  • J-pop fandom: And then they talk about their projects and the coming album. And they go to eat yakiniku, all together, 'cause they're just like one big family and they love each other and GOD all these band ai is going to kill me. I mean. They are like brothers from another mother.
  • Eito fandom: So, Nishikido was complaining about his loneliness, but no one was listenning to him since Yoko was telling a story involving Ohkura's butt and the fact that he hasn't seen it yet. He felt a bit betrayed. So, really. Just like one big family.
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: Well, except for Nishikido. He is adopted.
FANDOM PROBLEMS different music video
  • Korean fandom: And he got that really REALLY long wig, you know? And then they put him on a throne and they made all these people running and screwing around and it was like the metaphor of life and his hair were actually blue. So, really. Metaphoric.
  • J-pop fandom: So, they are over this mountain, you follow me? And then BANG! an army appears TOTALLY out of the blue and they have to wear an armour and fight the crime like a lot of bosses while they're rapping about their lost love and stuff.
  • Eito fandom: So, there's this PV where they clean toilets in a public bathroom while they're singing using brooms as microphones.
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: And it's kind of metaphoric 'cause, you know...cleaning bathrooms and living at the bottom it's the story of their life.
FANDOM PROBLEMS le drama genres
  • K-pop fandom: So, he was the son of the richest man in the world but his life was so empty and sad. Everybody hates him just because he walked around calling everyone "peasants" and making some girl cry.
  • Can you believe how mean people can be? He was just having fun and nobody was by his side! My poor poor Jang Han Ka...Ra...something.
  • J-pop fandom: He was the son of the poorest man in Japan but his life was somehow happy. He was a fisherman and at some point he started to mix up fishes with ladies. I mean. He wanted to buy a lady. I mean. "Everybody has a prize". Okay, maybe he was a little stressed out but, ehy!, his brother was sick and he was such a great onii-chan and MAI GAD SOMEBODY SAVES ME FROM ALL THESE FEELINGS!
  • Eito fandom: So, there's this drama where he plays domino with three or four buildings just because he's pissed at the world and his plans are so stupid anyone understands them. Anyway he dies at the end. Like a jerk.
  • Because his little brother thought it would be nice having a walk in the countryside while your onii-chan is bleeding to death over your shoulders.
  • K-pop fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: On the other hand, there was this other dorama where Nishikido beat up his girlfriend for no reason and acted as the creepy person we know he is. Just creeper. And totally unable to punch.
  • But he died at the very end. Hugging a wedding dress, he killed himself in order to break her free.
  • K-pop fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: He was a prisoner of love. He was the Corpse Bride of Osaka.
FANDOM PROBLEMS when other fans don't believe us
  • J-pop fandom: I'm sick tired of all these eighters lyin' to me about all the things that group does. They're johnnys, they couldn't be this bad.
  • Eito fandom:
  • J-pop fandom: So now I'm going to watch Janiben and show them how polite and fine a group could be when he really tries hard.
  • Yasu: When you take a bath what do you wash firts, your head or your body?
  • Yoko: Sorry, this is a bit off topic but...can you say "Hakkeyoi-Nokotta" just once?
  • Subaru: Can you tell us what you wear when you sleep?
  • Hina: Wait, do you see an answer from it?
  • Guest: Well, usually I wear one big shirt...
  • Subaru: I don't get it. One big shirt when you sleep? Only one layer? You wear nothing down there?
  • Guest:
  • Subaru: Your underwear.
  • Subaru: Say it frankly. Don't hold back.
  • Guest:
  • Subaru: It's not like if you tell us I will look at it.
  • Guest:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom:
  • J-pop fandom: I feel dirty.
  • Eito fandom: Porniben is always a classic.
FANDOM PROBLEMS the concept behind the concert
  • Korean fandom: THEY CAN MAKE YOUR SOUL DANCE FUCK YEAH SOVVERSIVE STUFF AND BLUE HAIR!
  • J-pop fandom: So, the concept behind this concert. How can I explain this? I mean, it's wonderful and incredible. They go this enormous ship, right? And then THEY ARE PIRATES! And they screw around on a island and kill people and being all cool and stuff while they're singing about the beauty of the spring and sakura stuff.
  • Eito fandom: So, they're heroes with flat asses and it's kind of cool 'cause they wear these plumbers' uniforms and ride kids motorbike.
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom:
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: They pick up trash in the park. To protect the earth.
FANDOM PROBLEMS le forbidden love
  • Korean fandom: Look! LOOK! In this video, at 13:09.09, they have looked at each other! ...no, put a few seconds later, 'kay, 'kay aaand STOP! See? SEE OVER THERE? OH GOD SO OTP!
  • J-pop fandom: They're SO in love with each other. I mean. When he was in L.A. Jin bought a turtle, right? And how do you say "turtle" in japanese? Right! My poor baby, he must miss his Kame so much! All these fellings!
  • Eito fandom: Ooh, they're using Maru's shoulder as a couch.
  • Ooh, on his birthday Hina sticked his tongue in Yoko's throat.
  • Ooh, Subaru and Yasu exchange clothes.
  • Well, that's friendship.
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom:
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: What does "OTP" mean? You eat it?
FROM FICTION TO REALITY - they met in a grocery shop like two normal people
  • Girl:
  • Yoko:
  • Girl: Oh, I'm sorry. That's the last purin and I almost touched your hand to grab it...
  • Yoko:
  • Girl: And it's not like I did it 'cause I know you're famous or something, I just wanted it and so I tried to pick it up.
  • Yoko:
  • Girl: Oh God now we're both embarassed because of that touch and I don't really know what to do like do you want my number I can always make it up for this pourin you're going to give to m-
  • Yoko: I saw it first. Mine.
  • Girl:
  • Yoko: Seriously, try to take it away from me and I'm going to stab you with the house keys.
FANDOM PROBLEMS how I met my group
  • Korean fandom: Well, I was looking for something innovative and cool, you know? That kind of teaser that make you scream "GOD LOOK AT ME I'M SO UNIQUE AND STUFF!" and I ended up with this teaser with all these amazing stuff and now I'm here.
  • J-pop fandom: Well, there was this dorama where she dies and he suffers and, you know, so many feelings and I kind want of hug him right now 'cause he's so precious and perfect and stuff.
  • Eito fandom: Well, I was wandering in the net when suddenly a wild Subaru's bare ass appeared. And then a hand smacked over the head of this Subaru guy and that's pretty much the story.
  • Korean fandom:
  • J-pop fandom:
  • Eito fandom: At first I thought they were really bad comedians or something like that.
DATING SIMULATOR [# 14 Hina/Ohkura
  • Hina: Are you feeling good?
  • Ohkura:
  • Hina:
  • Ohkura:
  • Hina: ...Ohkura, are you sleeping?
  • Ohkura: 'm not.
  • Hina: WTF ARE YOU SLEEPING
  • Ohkura: I told you I'm not...do you know how hard is trying to sleep with that enormous snake touching my leg everytim-
  • Hina: THAT SNAKE IS MY DICK
  • Hina: AND WE WERE HAVING SEX
  • Hina: WTF YOU CANT JUST SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF SE-
  • Ohkura: ...it's not my fault, it's like midnight I'm tire-
  • Hina: IT'S FIVE IN AFTERNOON!
  • Ohkura:
  • Hina: You know what? I've enough. Call me when you'll be awake and then maybe we could talk about it. *goes out like a diva*
  • Ohkura:
  • Ohkura: ON THE WAY BACK BUY ME A COUPLE OF CROISSANTS OKAY
DATING SIMULATOR [# 18 Yoko/Ryo
  • Ryo: Yokoyama-kun, what are you wearing?
  • Yoko: Dokkun WTF it's three in the morning, you can't just call someone and ask him for style advice-
  • Ryo: But I wasn't asking for style advic-
  • Yoko: And I've already told you your problem are those fucking caps.
  • Ryo: BU-
  • Yoko: I mean, everytime you wear them you look like the retarded brother of Mario's mushroom and since you're tall as that creepy bastar-
  • Ryo: YOKOYAMA-KUN!
  • Yoko: ...uh?
  • Ryo: I wasn't asking for style advices. I was tryin' to do...something else. ...Got it?
  • Yoko: Uh? Uh. U-uh.
  • Ryo: So...what are you wearing?
  • Yoko: My pajama.
  • Ryo:
  • Yoko: You know, the one with that big ramen stain on the sleeve.
  • Ryo: The ratty color one?
  • Yoko: Yeah and th-DIE YOU BASTARD! NOW THAT I GOT YOU YOU DON'T RUN ANYMORE UH? UH?! A-AH!
  • Ryo:
  • Yoko: Sorry, I've just captured this enormous monster.
  • Yoko: He got something like forty heads and, you know, I've spent all night hunting this creepy bastard.
  • Ryo:
  • Yoko:
  • Ryo:
  • Yoko: So, what are you wearing?
  • Ryo: I'm going to watch a porn.
DATING SIMULATOR [# 09 Hina/Maru
  • Maru: WOOAH, Shin-chan! You're SO well built!
  • Hina: Well, thanks.
  • Maru: I mean. Look at those abs, you could do one or two laudry on them an-
  • Hina: Maru?
  • Maru: Yes?
  • Hina: I'm not going to join your father's gym.
  • Maru: But Hina-chan! You don't understand! Body-building is your future!
  • Hina:
  • Maru: I mean, just think about it okay? You can't dance and everytime you sing a child dies. Plus you think tsukkomi is the answer to everything.
  • Hina:
  • Maru: And I've already bought you a towel. It's purple, you can't say no.
  • Hina:
  • Maru:
  • Hina:
  • Maru: SHIN-CHAN NOT THE FACE I NEED IT TO WORK!
THE ONE WHERE Eito have adopted Taguchi

Hello Eighters,

Went out with Yokoyama-kun and KAT-TUN’s Taguchi.
Haven’t seen Taguchi for a long time.
He hasn’t changed at all, Taguchi, is still that Taguchi.
“iriguchi deguchi Taguchi desu!”
In private he would still say that naturally, this Taguchi should be someone that many love.

- Subaru Shibutani

I watched SmapxSmap yesterday
KAT-TUN were there
Tagushi said “Iriguchi, Deguchi, Taguchi desu” a lot
When I thought “Ah, amazing~”
I got a call from Taguchi at night
“Yokoyama-kun, I finally got into it” is what he told me
I was really happy

- Yokoyama Yu

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So, I guess Taguchi is like the stray dog they’ve adopted during Christmass, the one ugly and with fleas.
They still keep him, they feed him and they make him play with Maru but now that the spirit is gone they don’t know what to do with him anymore.

# so they just make fun of him  # and take money from him